History Tropers / Vorpy

[--I've come here to chew bubblegum and leave something in your guestbook.--][[hottip:*:how could I not!]] Hi Vorpy! [[hottip:(I'm better now! See?):tell if I'm not]] - [[@/LordGacek G.]]

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Hello, my name is {{Tropers/Vorpy}}. My real name? [[MoodWhiplash None of your fucking business]]. I started here in mid September, 2010. I was first introduced to the wiki by {{Tropers/Dynamod}} via the {{Badass}} Tropes Index, but I started my editing account and Forum account earlier than he did. The first users I got to know were {{Tropers/Jaimeastorga2000}}, {{Tropers/Anonymous User}}, {{Tropers/Central Avenue}}, {{Tropers/Midnight Velvet}} and {{Tropers/Electivirus}}. The first thread I ever saw was called "Velva hogging all of the rule 34" in the It Just Bugs Me section of the forum, which no longer exists. I came in right during the birth of the "FUCK the SHIT out of her" and "chick was a dime" memes. I originally stuck to only the {{Gaiaonline}} forums, mostly in the [[{{Marysuetopia}} General Discussion]] and the [[CloudCuckooland Chatterbox]]. I grew sick of how aimless the discussions were, and got involved with a lot of drama I no longer wanted to affiliate myself with, so I ran away to here. [[MoodWhiplash Hello again.]] ^^ RedlinksAreMyFavoriteTropes.
* TroperTales is one of my favorite places on TVTropes. Since most of my favorite works are stuffed to the brim with everything I can think of, it's fun to have a place to identify when and where tropes happened. I also curate quite a few of them, and start new ones. It's not as bad as people say it is.
* I made the FetishFuel pages for {{Alien}} and TheThing. I think {{Cute Monster Girl}}s are cute, as are [[DistaffCounterpart Cute Monster Boys]], and monsters in general. I think I may have some Xenophilia going on, being attracted to things I don't know about. Regardless.
* I hang out in the [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=5nm6anvl5ddsegg4riwqgvux&page=400#10000 Forum Lust Game]]. That's the place where [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narratophilia Narratophiliacs]] like me go to fuck each other. Feel free to drop by. I usually wear a little black dress, from Audries'. Underneath that is a strapless black bra, with black stilettos, and a red tie-up g-string, and long elegant dress gloves, with a leather choker.
* I also play [[DungeonsAndDragons Deeanne Dee]] from time to time (the Monster Manual was like a [[UnusualEuphemism pornographic novel]] for me, filled to the brim with pages full of awesome and powerful creatures). My favorites are the [[FishPeople Kuo-Toa]]. So cute.
[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/conversations.php?topic=0000000000000000000003ho I frequented IJBM with the majority of my time, too bad it has been exterminated on January 7th, 2011.]] Regardless, I will continue to enjoy the vibe that TV Tropes' forum gives off. Right now I am on a personality overhaul. [[IGotBetter It's complete]]. Rather than [[ExtremeDoormat subjecting myself to everyone]] who thinks I am [[{{Hatedom}} wrong]] and persist on [[StopHavingFunGuy calling me out for everything wrong I do]], I will just ignore list them and [[AndNotASingleFuckWasGivenThatDay carry on enjoying myself]]. That's cowardly you say? [[ArcWords I don't care]]. If they REALLY want me to know what they said, they can put it on here, or send it to me in a PM.

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!FunFactsAboutVorpy
* I don't need 299 other people to defeat the Persian Empire.
* I am the ONLY thing that can rape [[MemeticMolester Pyramid]] [[SilentHill Head]].
* I kicked {{This Troper}}'s ass so badly he never came to the wiki again. Which is why he is a red link.
* I shot the sheriff.
* My vagina is a TARDIS, [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean and the Doctor uses it]]. ^^
* I travelled back in time to stop Hitler, but was stopped by a future version of myself, because without Hitler, there would be no Rambo Movies.
* Jesus is my bro. He came back to life to say "sup", and we caused the downfall of the Roman Empire.
* I am the reason Apple hasn't went out of business.
* I had a three-way with my future self and my gender-swap self from another dimension. I came out on top. >:>
* I hunt [[{{Predator}} Predators]]. In real life. I also use their technology to cloak my insanely huge futadick so I don't scare the guys I dominate during sex.
* If I had a DeathNote, I wouldn't be able to kill myself with it. I would also go "YouAreAlreadyDead" and I would laugh.
* I am Strongest!
* I deleted "addToggle" from the script on the Firefox Ignore extension, so there is no way in hell I will be able to read what you said, even if I clicked on the "collapse post" button. Have fun being unimportant to me.

!Internets That I Have Won
[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=zp6oefocyzbry9abvg7kijxy&page=13#322 I won two internets for this post.]]

!Vorpy's Likes/Hobbies/Fetishes/Desires/Longings
[[folder:Television (and things stolen from Television and converted into .avi or .mkv files)]]
* BeavisAndButthead (unfinished)
* {{Daria}} (unfinished)
* UglyAmericans (unfinished)
* {{Superjail}}
* FamilyGuy (unfinished)
* DrawnTogether
* MegasXLR (unfinished)
* {{FLCL}}
* ExcelSaga
* TengenToppaGurrenLagann!
* ElfenLied
* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
* {{Addemore}}

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[[folder: Video Games, and Non-Video Games]]
* {{Disgaea}} and {{Disgaea}} 2
* FinalFantasyXII
* FinalFantasyVII
* FinalFantasyII
* FireEmblemTheSacredStones
* Pokemon Sapphire, Emerald, Fire Red, Leaf Green, Diamond, Pearl and Platinum.
* YumeNikki (unfinished)
* Minecraft (FuckYeahObsidian)
[[/folder]]

!Vorpy Finally Lost the game on Tv Tropes on December 11th, 2010 at 6:04:13 PM

!TropesThatIApplyToMyself
* RatedMForManly - Vorpy has probably had more girls woo for her than any other male on this site. I can bench 130 ibs (no not girl pounds), and [[MemeticMutation I walk away from explosions]].
* ContinuityLockOut - Why is she doing all of these things? If you don't know now, you'll never know.
* HolyShitQuotient - Mine is 255.
* InformedWrongness - The only reason I am wrong is because you don't like me. :P

!Tropes That Other People Apply To Me
* None Yet!

* I am the ONLY thing that can rape [[MemeticMolestor Pyramid]] [[SilentHill Head]].

* I made the FetishFuel pages for {{Alien}} and TheThing. I think MonsterGirls are cute, as are MonsterBoys, and monsters in general. I think I may have some Xenophilia going on, being attracted to things I don't know about. Regardless.

[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/conversations.php?topic=0000000000000000000003ho I frequented IJBM with the majority of my time, too bad it has been exterminated on January 7th, 2011.]] Regardless, I will continue to enjoy the vibe that TV Tropes' forum gives off. Right now I am on a personality overhaul. [[IGotBetter It's complete]]. Rather than [[UltimateDoormat subjecting myself to everyone]] who thinks I am [[{{Hatedom}} wrong]] and persist on [[StopHavingFunGuy calling me out for everything wrong I do]], I will just ignore list them and [[AndNotASingleFuckWasGivenThatDay carry on enjoying myself]]. That's cowardly you say? [[ArcWords I don't care]]. If they REALLY want me to know what they said, they can put it on here, or send it to me in a PM.

Hello, my name is {{Tropers/Vorpy}}. My real name? [[MoodWhiplash None of your fucking business]]. I started here in mid September, 2010. I was first introduced to the wiki by {{Tropers/Dynamod}} via the {{Badass}} Tropes Index, but I started my editing account and Forum account earlier than he did. The first users I got to know were {{Tropers/Jaimeastorga2000}}, {{Tropers/Anonymous User}}, {{Tropers/Central Avenue}}, {{Tropers/Midnight Velvet}} and {{Tropers/Electivirus}}. The first thread I ever saw was called "Velva hogging all of the rule 34" in the It Just Bugs Me section of the forum, which no longer exists. I came in right during the birth of the "FUCK the SHIT out of her" and "chick was a dime" memes. I originally stuck to only the {{Gaiaonline}} forums, mostly in the [[Marysuetopia GeneralDiscussion]] and the [[CloudCuckooland Chatterbox]]. I grew sick of how aimless the discussions were, and got involved with a lot of drama I no longer wanted to affiliate myself with, so I ran away to here. [[MoodWhiplash Hello again.]] ^^ RedlinksAreMyFavoriteTropes.

Normally, I hang out in the [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=5nm6anvl5ddsegg4riwqgvux&page=400#10000 Forum Lust Game]]. That's the place where [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narratophilia Narratophiliacs]] like me go to fuck each other. Feel free to drop by. I usually wear a little black dress, from Audries'. Underneath that is a strapless black bra, with black stilettos, and a red tie-up g-string, and long elegant dress gloves, with a leather choker.

[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/conversations.php?topic=0000000000000000000003ho I frequented IJBM with the majority of my time, too bad it has been exterminated on January 7th, 2011.]] Regardless, I will continue to enjoy the vibe that TV Tropes' forum gives off. Right now I am on a personality overhaul. I am trying to be less of an idiot in the forums. If you catch me being an idiot, quote this: '''"I Vorpy, will not be an idiot."''' That will get me to shut the fuck up about anything I am rambling on about at the moment.

! Moment of Doubt
''Today I had a moment of weakness. So much that I felt like abandoning this account, getting a new IP address and handle and becoming someone new just to run from my past on here. I thought about it, considered it, and then came to a logical conclusion. What do I care if certain tropers don't like me? Who cares if they want me gone? Who cares if they are badgering me for every stupid move I make, and bringing up the past in an attempt to justify their claims? No, I don't need to hide from them! What they are saying to me is not important! Because they will never change!''
-- [--moments later Vorpy decided to embrace the Firefox ignore extension, something she long feared and refused to ever use. She's never been happier.--]