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** Everyone in the boarding house gives Oskar one in "Oskar Gets a Job". Including NiceGuy Arnold. Technically only Arnold since he directly called Oskar out; Most of the complaints were behind his back.
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** Everyone in the boarding house gives Oskar one in "Oskar Gets a Job". Including NiceGuy Arnold. [[BewareTheNiceOnes Arnold]], after [[PlayingSick Oskar feigns illness and manipulates him into doing his paper boy job for him twice]]. Technically only Arnold since he directly called Oskar out; Most most of the complaints were behind his back.
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-->'''Morty''': My whole life, I've never fit in ''anywhere.'' ''Everything'' I have to say is always met with an ''eyeroll'' as if the '''act''' of hearing what I have to say is some ''exhausting'' chore. '''''Nobody''''' in this family thinks I can ''say'' or do anything right! I've been ''ALL'' over the universe, met '''hundreds''' of people, and Planetina's the '''ONLY ONE''' I've ''ever met'' that makes me feel I '''''BELONG''''', and '''''YOU''''' just '''''KICKED''''' her out of our house!\\
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* ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' has tons of this with all manner of characters giving ones to each other.
** In "Rick Potion #9", Morty has Rick cook up a love potion so that he can woo the girl he has a crush on. Unfortunately, because the girl has the flu, she ends up transmitting the effects of the potion to the school and within a few hours the world (save for Morty's family due to the effects not affecting people with his DNA) wants to have sex with Morty. When Morty asks Rick about why he did this, Rick tears Morty a new one.
--->'''Morty:''' How could you be so irresponsible, Rick!?\\
'''Rick:''' Me, irresponsible!? All I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty! You're the one who wanted me to buckle down and make a roofie juice serum, so you could roofie the poor girl at your school! You kidding me, Morty? You're going to try and take the high road on this one? You're a creep, Morty. You're just a little creepy creep person.
*** Although Morty immediately fires back
---->'''Morty:''' All right, fine. I should have just listened to you when you refused to make the serum. I'm willing to accept my part of the blame for this, Rick. But I'll tell you something, you know what? You got to accept ''your'' part of the blame! I'm not the one who fouled up the serum! I'm not the one who haphazardly, you know, mixed a bunch of nonsense together and created a bunch of cronenbergs!
** In "Auto Erotic Assimilation", Blim Blam, an alien trapped under Rick's bunker gave one to Beth and Jerry after having had enough of their constant arguing about Rick.
--->'''Blim Blam:''' Um, first of all, hello, um, my name is Blim Blam the Chloreblock. Second of all, cards on the table, I'm a murderer that eats babies and I came to this planet to ''eat babies.'' '''However''', I am also carrying a highly infectious disease that I ''suppose'' you could call "Space [=AIDS=]", as you put it, and Rick ''did'' chain me up so he could attempt to cure it. ''At'' the same time, Rick’s motivations to cure me were ''not'' to save my life or anyone else's, but to patent and sell the cure for billions of blemflarks. But you know the reason ''why'' I ripped my chains out of the wall? ''AND'' do you know ''WHY'' I’m never coming back to this planet? Because the '''TWO OF YOU ARE THE ''FUCKING WORST!''' ''You both hate yourselves and each other, ''AND THE IDEA THAT IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH RICK IS '''LAUGHABLE.''' ''I’d laugh, but biologically incapable--''THAT’S HOW ALIEN I AM.'' And even '''I’m''' sitting here listening to the ''TWO'' of you and being like '''''“WHAT THE FUCK.”''''' So, good luck with your ''shitty'' marriage and tell Rick I’m sorry that he has to deal with either of you. '''BLIM BLAM, ''OUT!''' '' [[MicDrop <drops translator>]]
** In "Pickle Rick", near the end of the episode, Rick's attempt at belittling Dr. Wong's profession as a therapist is met with a ''very'' much needed one of these, uttered without one drop of anger or with a single decibel too high. While he tries to ignore it, it's clear by his eyes that he knows she hit the mark.
--->'''Dr. Wong:''' Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the [[ToxicFriendInfluence sickness destroying your family]] is that everyone in your family, you included, [[OmniscientMoralityLicense use intelligence to justify sickness.]] You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an [[CursedWithAwesome unstoppable force]] and as an [[BlessedWithSuck inescapable curse.]] And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's ''your'' mind within ''your'' control. You chose to come here. You chose to talk--to belittle my vocation. Just as [[ItMakesSenseInContext you chose to become a pickle.]] You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces. Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is, it's ''not'' an adventure. [[AllergicToRoutine There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work.]] And the bottom line is some people are okay going to work, and some people... Well, [[DeathSeeker some people would rather die.]] Each of us gets to choose.
** In "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy", Rick takes an opportunity to call out Jerry for using self-pity to manipulate people into giving him what he wants.
--->'''Jerry:''' You self-righteous piece of shit! You took my family!\\
'''Rick:''' I took ''your'' family? Who do you think had more taken from them when you shot 20 cc's of liquid dream killer into my daughter? She was ''Rick's daughter'', Jerry. She had ''options''! That all ended because she felt ''sorry'' for you! You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims, it's how you survive! I survive because I know everything, that snake survives because children wander off, and ''you'' survive because people think, "Oh, this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break, I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul, I guess I'll hire him or ''marry'' him."
** Also in "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy", Morty gives Beth a harsh but needed speech on how she is harming her family by trying to please Rick.
--->'''Morty:''' I tricked Rick into taking Dad on an adventure because I thought I could get a break from this kind of shit! But ''no''! [[LikeFatherLikeSon Like father like goddamned daughter]]! You wanna be like Rick!? [[SarcasmMode Congratulations]]! You're just as arrogant and ''just as irresponsible''! {...} Kissing Rick's ass isn't going to keep him around, Mom. But it ''will'' help you lose everyone else!
** "The Old Man and the Seat" involves Rick feuding with an alien named Tony [[ItMakesSenseInContext who keeps using a toilet Rick intended to be used strictly by himself]]. Yet despite their disagreements, Tony genuinely wants to befriend Rick throughout the episode, citing [[NotSoDifferentRemark their common desire to be alone as a result of the trauma they've suffered throughout their lives]]. Eventually, Rick lays a special trap for Tony and tries to get him to set it off, only to find out that Tony died as a result of his newfound desire to live life to the fullest [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom thanks to Rick]]. The end of the episode sees Rick activating the trap - which consists of a thousand holographic Ricks berating Tony while he sits on the toilet -- himself. Given what he's done, however, their insults towards Tony end up turning against Rick himself.
--->'''Holo Rick:''' There he is! There's our guy! Congrats, Tony! Have fun with your stupid toilet that you get to use all by yourself now. Enjoy using it all by yourself while you sit there and think about how [[LonelyAtTheTop nobody wants to be around you]] and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero how you ruined it for yourself]] because [[{{Jerkass}} you're a huge piece of shit]]. Look at you sitting there, King Shit on his throne of loneliness. Enjoy this toilet with a thousand of me screaming every time you take a shit! All hail His Majesty, the ''saddest'' piece of garbage in the entire cosmos! Long live the big bad doo-doo daddy! May his reign last a thousand years!
** Morty gives one to Beth after the latter kicks out Planetina, a girl he had formed a genuine relationship with, due to Beth's [[DatingWhatDaddyHates dissapproval of]] said girl being an AmbiguouslyHuman ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanet''-expy.
-->'''Morty''': My whole life, I've never fit in ''anywhere.'' ''Everything'' I have to say is always met with an ''eyeroll'' as if the '''act''' of hearing what I have to say is some ''exhausting'' chore. '''''Nobody''''' in this family thinks I can ''say'' or do anything right! I've been ''ALL'' over the universe, met '''hundreds''' of people, and Planetina's the '''ONLY ONE''' I've ''ever met'' that makes me feel I '''''BELONG''''', and '''''YOU''''' just '''''KICKED''''' her out of our house!\\
'''Beth:''' Morty, ''please-''\\
'''Morty:''' '''I WILL ''NEVER'' FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!'''
** "Solaricks" consists of two of these, both by (different versions of) Jerry:
*** Hermit Jerry is understandably ''very'' bitter towards Morty for not only abandoning his original family, but returning only to prove a point to Summer and then leaving them again, frozen in ice, during "The Rickshank Redemption", which led to Beth and Summer dying. After ranting to his son about it, he leaves Morty in tears.
-->'''Hermit Jerry:''' Don't take it personal, Morty. It's one of the four agreements. I don't know the other three, but I know Commissioner Gordon was cool with Batman moving on.\\
'''Morty:''' Batman doesn't abandon people!\\
'''Hermit Jerry:''' [[ArmorPiercingResponse You abandoned us.]]\\
'''Morty:''' I deserve that, but you know it... it ''improved'' you!\\
'''Hermit Jerry:''' ''Ooooooh...'' am I cool enough for you now? (''scoffs'') It was easy... It only cost me ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] everything''.\\
'''Morty:''' Woah! Hey! I-I-I--!\\
'''Hermit Jerry:''' You came back and talked about us like we weren't ''people'', Morty! And you ''bailed''! And left us to ''freeze''!\\
'''Morty:''' I-I was apologizing for that earlier!\\
'''Hermit Jerry:''' Your mom and sister ''died'', Morty! (''sighs'') And I moved on... from caring... and that is the best deal you'll ever get. So ''take it''!
*** The Jerry we know, who has been the "main Jerry" since the end of "Mortynight Run", is returned to his original reality (where "Season 2 Jerry" has been living) where the family, including his own alternate, has not undergone the CharacterDevelopment of the main cast and is still unhappy, dysfunctional, and argumentative. Once his family comes to rescue him and take him back with them, he takes a moment to duck inside and give this to his original family, telling them that even if he's originally from their dimension, he's traveled between universes, and they can "kiss my sci-fi ass", complete with FlippingTheBird with both hands.
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* ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' has tons of this with all manner of characters giving ones to each other.
** In "Rick Potion #9", Morty has Rick cook up a love potion so that he can woo the girl he has a crush on. Unfortunately, because the girl has the flu, she ends up transmitting the effects of the potion to the school and within a few hours the world (save for Morty's family due to the effects not affecting people with his DNA) wants to have sex with Morty. When Morty asks Rick about why he did this, Rick tears Morty a new one.
--->'''Morty:''' How could you be so irresponsible, Rick!?\\
'''Rick:''' Me, irresponsible!? All I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty! You're the one who wanted me to buckle down and make a roofie juice serum, so you could roofie the poor girl at your school! You kidding me, Morty? You're going to try and take the high road on this one? You're a creep, Morty. You're just a little creepy creep person.
*** Although Morty immediately fires back
---->'''Morty:''' All right, fine. I should have just listened to you when you refused to make the serum. I'm willing to accept my part of the blame for this, Rick. But I'll tell you something, you know what? You got to accept ''your'' part of the blame! I'm not the one who fouled up the serum! I'm not the one who haphazardly, you know, mixed a bunch of nonsense together and created a bunch of cronenbergs!
** In "Auto Erotic Assimilation", Blim Blam, an alien trapped under Rick's bunker gave one to Beth and Jerry after having had enough of their constant arguing about Rick.
--->'''Blim Blam:''' Um, first of all, hello, um, my name is Blim Blam the Chloreblock. Second of all, cards on the table, I'm a murderer that eats babies and I came to this planet to ''eat babies.'' '''However''', I am also carrying a highly infectious disease that I ''suppose'' you could call "Space [=AIDS=]", as you put it, and Rick ''did'' chain me up so he could attempt to cure it. ''At'' the same time, Rick’s motivations to cure me were ''not'' to save my life or anyone else's, but to patent and sell the cure for billions of blemflarks. But you know the reason ''why'' I ripped my chains out of the wall? ''AND'' do you know ''WHY'' I’m never coming back to this planet? Because the '''TWO OF YOU ARE THE ''FUCKING WORST!''' ''You both hate yourselves and each other, ''AND THE IDEA THAT IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH RICK IS '''LAUGHABLE.''' ''I’d laugh, but biologically incapable--''THAT’S HOW ALIEN I AM.'' And even '''I’m''' sitting here listening to the ''TWO'' of you and being like '''''“WHAT THE FUCK.”''''' So, good luck with your ''shitty'' marriage and tell Rick I’m sorry that he has to deal with either of you. '''BLIM BLAM, ''OUT!''' '' [[MicDrop <drops translator>]]
** In "Pickle Rick", near the end of the episode, Rick's attempt at belittling Dr. Wong's profession as a therapist is met with a ''very'' much needed one of these, uttered without one drop of anger or with a single decibel too high. While he tries to ignore it, it's clear by his eyes that he knows she hit the mark.
--->'''Dr. Wong:''' Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the [[ToxicFriendInfluence sickness destroying your family]] is that everyone in your family, you included, [[OmniscientMoralityLicense use intelligence to justify sickness.]] You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an [[CursedWithAwesome unstoppable force]] and as an [[BlessedWithSuck inescapable curse.]] And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's ''your'' mind within ''your'' control. You chose to come here. You chose to talk--to belittle my vocation. Just as [[ItMakesSenseInContext you chose to become a pickle.]] You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces. Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is, it's ''not'' an adventure. [[AllergicToRoutine There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work.]] And the bottom line is some people are okay going to work, and some people... Well, [[DeathSeeker some people would rather die.]] Each of us gets to choose.
** In "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy", Rick takes an opportunity to call out Jerry for using self-pity to manipulate people into giving him what he wants.
--->'''Jerry:''' You self-righteous piece of shit! You took my family!\\
'''Rick:''' I took ''your'' family? Who do you think had more taken from them when you shot 20 cc's of liquid dream killer into my daughter? She was ''Rick's daughter'', Jerry. She had ''options''! That all ended because she felt ''sorry'' for you! You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims, it's how you survive! I survive because I know everything, that snake survives because children wander off, and ''you'' survive because people think, "Oh, this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break, I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul, I guess I'll hire him or ''marry'' him."
** Also in "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy", Morty gives Beth a harsh but needed speech on how she is harming her family by trying to please Rick.
--->'''Morty:''' I tricked Rick into taking Dad on an adventure because I thought I could get a break from this kind of shit! But ''no''! [[LikeFatherLikeSon Like father like goddamned daughter]]! You wanna be like Rick!? [[SarcasmMode Congratulations]]! You're just as arrogant and ''just as irresponsible''! {...} Kissing Rick's ass isn't going to keep him around, Mom. But it ''will'' help you lose everyone else!
** "The Old Man and the Seat" involves Rick feuding with an alien named Tony [[ItMakesSenseInContext who keeps using a toilet Rick intended to be used strictly by himself]]. Yet despite their disagreements, Tony genuinely wants to befriend Rick throughout the episode, citing [[NotSoDifferentRemark their common desire to be alone as a result of the trauma they've suffered throughout their lives]]. Eventually, Rick lays a special trap for Tony and tries to get him to set it off, only to find out that Tony died as a result of his newfound desire to live life to the fullest [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom thanks to Rick]]. The end of the episode sees Rick activating the trap - which consists of a thousand holographic Ricks berating Tony while he sits on the toilet -- himself. Given what he's done, however, their insults towards Tony end up turning against Rick himself.
--->'''Holo Rick:''' There he is! There's our guy! Congrats, Tony! Have fun with your stupid toilet that you get to use all by yourself now. Enjoy using it all by yourself while you sit there and think about how [[LonelyAtTheTop nobody wants to be around you]] and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero how you ruined it for yourself]] because [[{{Jerkass}} you're a huge piece of shit]]. Look at you sitting there, King Shit on his throne of loneliness. Enjoy this toilet with a thousand of me screaming every time you take a shit! All hail His Majesty, the ''saddest'' piece of garbage in the entire cosmos! Long live the big bad doo-doo daddy! May his reign last a thousand years!
** Morty gives one to Beth after the latter kicks out Planetina, a girl he had formed a genuine relationship with, due to Beth's [[DatingWhatDaddyHates dissapproval of]] said girl being an AmbiguouslyHuman ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanet''-expy.
-->'''Morty''': My whole life, I've never fit in ''anywhere.'' ''Everything'' I have to say is always met with an ''eyeroll'' as if the '''act''' of hearing what I have to say is some ''exhausting'' chore. '''''Nobody''''' in this family thinks I can ''say'' or do anything right! I've been ''ALL'' over the universe, met '''hundreds''' of people, and Planetina's the '''ONLY ONE''' I've ''ever met'' that makes me feel I '''''BELONG''''', and '''''YOU''''' just '''''KICKED''''' her out of our house!\\
'''Beth:''' Morty, ''please-''\\
'''Morty:''' '''I WILL ''NEVER'' FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!'''
** "Solaricks" consists of two of these, both by (different versions of) Jerry:
*** Hermit Jerry is understandably ''very'' bitter towards Morty for not only abandoning his original family, but returning only to prove a point to Summer and then leaving them again, frozen in ice, during "The Rickshank Redemption", which led to Beth and Summer dying. After ranting to his son about it, he leaves Morty in tears.
-->'''Hermit Jerry:''' Don't take it personal, Morty. It's one of the four agreements. I don't know the other three, but I know Commissioner Gordon was cool with Batman moving on.\\
'''Morty:''' Batman doesn't abandon people!\\
'''Hermit Jerry:''' [[ArmorPiercingResponse You abandoned us.]]\\
'''Morty:''' I deserve that, but you know it... it ''improved'' you!\\
'''Hermit Jerry:''' ''Ooooooh...'' am I cool enough for you now? (''scoffs'') It was easy... It only cost me ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] everything''.\\
'''Morty:''' Woah! Hey! I-I-I--!\\
'''Hermit Jerry:''' You came back and talked about us like we weren't ''people'', Morty! And you ''bailed''! And left us to ''freeze''!\\
'''Morty:''' I-I was apologizing for that earlier!\\
'''Hermit Jerry:''' Your mom and sister ''died'', Morty! (''sighs'') And I moved on... from caring... and that is the best deal you'll ever get. So ''take it''!
*** The Jerry we know, who has been the "main Jerry" since the end of "Mortynight Run", is returned to his original reality (where "Season 2 Jerry" has been living) where the family, including his own alternate, has not undergone the CharacterDevelopment of the main cast and is still unhappy, dysfunctional, and argumentative. Once his family comes to rescue him and take him back with them, he takes a moment to duck inside and give this to his original family, telling them that even if he's originally from their dimension, he's traveled between universes, and they can "kiss my sci-fi ass", complete with FlippingTheBird with both hands.
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* ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'':
** In "Rick Potion #9", Morty has Rick cook up a love potion so that he can woo the girl he has a crush on. Unfortunately, because the girl has the flu, she ends up transmitting the effects of the potion to the school and within a few hours the world (save for Morty's family due to the effects not affecting people with his DNA) wants to have sex with Morty. When Morty asks Rick about why he did this, Rick tears Morty a new one.
--->'''Morty:''' How could you be so irresponsible, Rick!?\\
'''Rick:''' Me, irresponsible!? All I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty! You're the one who wanted me to buckle down and make a roofie juice serum, so you could roofie the poor girl at your school! You kidding me, Morty? You're going to try and take the high road on this one? You're a creep, Morty. You're just a little creepy creep person.
*** Although Morty immediately fires back
---->'''Morty:''' All right, fine. I should have just listened to you when you refused to make the serum. I'm willing to accept my part of the blame for this, Rick. But I'll tell you something, you know what? You got to accept ''your'' part of the blame! I'm not the one who fouled up the serum! I'm not the one who haphazardly, you know, mixed a bunch of nonsense together and created a bunch of cronenbergs!
** In "Auto Erotic Assimilation", Blim Blam, an alien trapped under Rick's bunker gave one to Beth and Jerry after having had enough of their constant arguing about Rick.
--->'''Blim Blam:''' Um, first of all, hello, um, my name is Blim Blam the Chloreblock. Second of all, cards on the table, I'm a murderer that eats babies and I came to this planet to ''eat babies.'' '''However''', I am also carrying a highly infectious disease that I ''suppose'' you could call "Space [=AIDS=]", as you put it, and Rick ''did'' chain me up so he could attempt to cure it. ''At'' the same time, Rick’s motivations to cure me were ''not'' to save my life or anyone else's, but to patent and sell the cure for billions of blemflarks. But you know the reason ''why'' I ripped my chains out of the wall? ''AND'' do you know ''WHY'' I’m never coming back to this planet? Because the '''TWO OF YOU ARE THE ''FUCKING WORST!''' ''You both hate yourselves and each other, ''AND THE IDEA THAT IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH RICK IS '''LAUGHABLE.''' ''I’d laugh, but biologically incapable--''THAT’S HOW ALIEN I AM.'' And even '''I’m''' sitting here listening to the ''TWO'' of you and being like '''''“WHAT THE FUCK.”''''' So, good luck with your ''shitty'' marriage and tell Rick I’m sorry that he has to deal with either of you. '''BLIM BLAM, ''OUT!''' '' [[MicDrop <drops translator>]]
** In "Pickle Rick", near the end of the episode, Rick's attempt at belittling Dr. Wong's profession as a therapist is met with a ''very'' much needed one of these, uttered without one drop of anger or with a single decibel too high. While he tries to ignore it, it's clear by his eyes that he knows she hit the mark.
--->'''Dr. Wong:''' Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the [[ToxicFriendInfluence sickness destroying your family]] is that everyone in your family, you included, [[OmniscientMoralityLicense use intelligence to justify sickness.]] You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an [[CursedWithAwesome unstoppable force]] and as an [[BlessedWithSuck inescapable curse.]] And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's ''your'' mind within ''your'' control. You chose to come here. You chose to talk--to belittle my vocation. Just as [[ItMakesSenseInContext you chose to become a pickle.]] You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces. Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is, it's ''not'' an adventure. [[AllergicToRoutine There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work.]] And the bottom line is some people are okay going to work, and some people... Well, [[DeathSeeker some people would rather die.]] Each of us gets to choose.
** In "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy", Rick takes an opportunity to call out Jerry for using self-pity to manipulate people into giving him what he wants.
--->'''Jerry:''' You self-righteous piece of shit! You took my family!\\
'''Rick:''' I took ''your'' family? Who do you think had more taken from them when you shot 20 cc's of liquid dream killer into my daughter? She was ''Rick's daughter'', Jerry. She had ''options''! That all ended because she felt ''sorry'' for you! You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims, it's how you survive! I survive because I know everything, that snake survives because children wander off, and ''you'' survive because people think, "Oh, this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break, I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul, I guess I'll hire him or ''marry'' him."
** Also in "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy", Morty gives Beth a harsh but needed speech on how she is harming her family by trying to please Rick.
--->'''Morty:''' I tricked Rick into taking Dad on an adventure because I thought I could get a break from this kind of shit! But ''no''! [[LikeFatherLikeSon Like father like goddamned daughter]]! You wanna be like Rick!? [[SarcasmMode Congratulations]]! You're just as arrogant and ''just as irresponsible''! {...} Kissing Rick's ass isn't going to keep him around, Mom. But it ''will'' help you lose everyone else!
** "The Old Man and the Seat" involves Rick feuding with an alien named Tony [[ItMakesSenseInContext who keeps using a toilet Rick intended to be used strictly by himself]]. Yet despite their disagreements, Tony genuinely wants to befriend Rick throughout the episode, citing [[NotSoDifferentRemark their common desire to be alone as a result of the trauma they've suffered throughout their lives]]. Eventually, Rick lays a special trap for Tony and tries to get him to set it off, only to find out that Tony died as a result of his newfound desire to live life to the fullest [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom thanks to Rick]]. The end of the episode sees Rick activating the trap - which consists of a thousand holographic Ricks berating Tony while he sits on the toilet -- himself. Given what he's done, however, their insults towards Tony end up turning against Rick himself.
--->'''Holo Rick:''' There he is! There's our guy! Congrats, Tony! Have fun with your stupid toilet that you get to use all by yourself now. Enjoy using it all by yourself while you sit there and think about how [[LonelyAtTheTop nobody wants to be around you]] and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero how you ruined it for yourself]] because [[{{Jerkass}} you're a huge piece of shit]]. Look at you sitting there, King Shit on his throne of loneliness. Enjoy this toilet with a thousand of me screaming every time you take a shit! All hail His Majesty, the ''saddest'' piece of garbage in the entire cosmos! Long live the big bad doo-doo daddy! May his reign last a thousand years!
** Morty gives one to Beth after the latter kicks out the girl he had formed a genuine relationship with, due to Beth's [[DatingWhatDaddyHates dissapproval of]] said girl being an AmbiguouslyHuman ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanet''-expy.
-->'''Morty''': My whole life, I've never fit in ''anywhere.'' ''Everything'' I have to say is always met with an ''eyeroll'' as if the '''act''' of hearing what I have to say is some ''exhausting'' chore. '''''Nobody''''' in this family thinks I can ''say'' or do anything right! I've been ''ALL'' over the universe, met '''hundreds''' of people, and Planetina's the '''ONLY ONE''' I've ''ever met'' that makes me feel I '''''BELONG''''', and '''''YOU''''' just '''''KICKED''''' her out of our house!\\
'''Beth:''' Morty, ''please-''\\
'''Morty:''' '''I WILL ''NEVER'' FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!'''
** In "Rick Potion #9", Morty has Rick cook up a love potion so that he can woo the girl he has a crush on. Unfortunately, because the girl has the flu, she ends up transmitting the effects of the potion to the school and within a few hours the world (save for Morty's family due to the effects not affecting people with his DNA) wants to have sex with Morty. When Morty asks Rick about why he did this, Rick tears Morty a new one.
--->'''Morty:''' How could you be so irresponsible, Rick!?\\
'''Rick:''' Me, irresponsible!? All I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty! You're the one who wanted me to buckle down and make a roofie juice serum, so you could roofie the poor girl at your school! You kidding me, Morty? You're going to try and take the high road on this one? You're a creep, Morty. You're just a little creepy creep person.
*** Although Morty immediately fires back
---->'''Morty:''' All right, fine. I should have just listened to you when you refused to make the serum. I'm willing to accept my part of the blame for this, Rick. But I'll tell you something, you know what? You got to accept ''your'' part of the blame! I'm not the one who fouled up the serum! I'm not the one who haphazardly, you know, mixed a bunch of nonsense together and created a bunch of cronenbergs!
** In "Auto Erotic Assimilation", Blim Blam, an alien trapped under Rick's bunker gave one to Beth and Jerry after having had enough of their constant arguing about Rick.
--->'''Blim Blam:''' Um, first of all, hello, um, my name is Blim Blam the Chloreblock. Second of all, cards on the table, I'm a murderer that eats babies and I came to this planet to ''eat babies.'' '''However''', I am also carrying a highly infectious disease that I ''suppose'' you could call "Space [=AIDS=]", as you put it, and Rick ''did'' chain me up so he could attempt to cure it. ''At'' the same time, Rick’s motivations to cure me were ''not'' to save my life or anyone else's, but to patent and sell the cure for billions of blemflarks. But you know the reason ''why'' I ripped my chains out of the wall? ''AND'' do you know ''WHY'' I’m never coming back to this planet? Because the '''TWO OF YOU ARE THE ''FUCKING WORST!''' ''You both hate yourselves and each other, ''AND THE IDEA THAT IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH RICK IS '''LAUGHABLE.''' ''I’d laugh, but biologically incapable--''THAT’S HOW ALIEN I AM.'' And even '''I’m''' sitting here listening to the ''TWO'' of you and being like '''''“WHAT THE FUCK.”''''' So, good luck with your ''shitty'' marriage and tell Rick I’m sorry that he has to deal with either of you. '''BLIM BLAM, ''OUT!''' '' [[MicDrop <drops translator>]]
** In "Pickle Rick", near the end of the episode, Rick's attempt at belittling Dr. Wong's profession as a therapist is met with a ''very'' much needed one of these, uttered without one drop of anger or with a single decibel too high. While he tries to ignore it, it's clear by his eyes that he knows she hit the mark.
--->'''Dr. Wong:''' Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the [[ToxicFriendInfluence sickness destroying your family]] is that everyone in your family, you included, [[OmniscientMoralityLicense use intelligence to justify sickness.]] You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an [[CursedWithAwesome unstoppable force]] and as an [[BlessedWithSuck inescapable curse.]] And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's ''your'' mind within ''your'' control. You chose to come here. You chose to talk--to belittle my vocation. Just as [[ItMakesSenseInContext you chose to become a pickle.]] You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces. Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is, it's ''not'' an adventure. [[AllergicToRoutine There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work.]] And the bottom line is some people are okay going to work, and some people... Well, [[DeathSeeker some people would rather die.]] Each of us gets to choose.
** In "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy", Rick takes an opportunity to call out Jerry for using self-pity to manipulate people into giving him what he wants.
--->'''Jerry:''' You self-righteous piece of shit! You took my family!\\
'''Rick:''' I took ''your'' family? Who do you think had more taken from them when you shot 20 cc's of liquid dream killer into my daughter? She was ''Rick's daughter'', Jerry. She had ''options''! That all ended because she felt ''sorry'' for you! You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims, it's how you survive! I survive because I know everything, that snake survives because children wander off, and ''you'' survive because people think, "Oh, this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break, I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul, I guess I'll hire him or ''marry'' him."
** Also in "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy", Morty gives Beth a harsh but needed speech on how she is harming her family by trying to please Rick.
--->'''Morty:''' I tricked Rick into taking Dad on an adventure because I thought I could get a break from this kind of shit! But ''no''! [[LikeFatherLikeSon Like father like goddamned daughter]]! You wanna be like Rick!? [[SarcasmMode Congratulations]]! You're just as arrogant and ''just as irresponsible''! {...} Kissing Rick's ass isn't going to keep him around, Mom. But it ''will'' help you lose everyone else!
** "The Old Man and the Seat" involves Rick feuding with an alien named Tony [[ItMakesSenseInContext who keeps using a toilet Rick intended to be used strictly by himself]]. Yet despite their disagreements, Tony genuinely wants to befriend Rick throughout the episode, citing [[NotSoDifferentRemark their common desire to be alone as a result of the trauma they've suffered throughout their lives]]. Eventually, Rick lays a special trap for Tony and tries to get him to set it off, only to find out that Tony died as a result of his newfound desire to live life to the fullest [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom thanks to Rick]]. The end of the episode sees Rick activating the trap - which consists of a thousand holographic Ricks berating Tony while he sits on the toilet -- himself. Given what he's done, however, their insults towards Tony end up turning against Rick himself.
--->'''Holo Rick:''' There he is! There's our guy! Congrats, Tony! Have fun with your stupid toilet that you get to use all by yourself now. Enjoy using it all by yourself while you sit there and think about how [[LonelyAtTheTop nobody wants to be around you]] and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero how you ruined it for yourself]] because [[{{Jerkass}} you're a huge piece of shit]]. Look at you sitting there, King Shit on his throne of loneliness. Enjoy this toilet with a thousand of me screaming every time you take a shit! All hail His Majesty, the ''saddest'' piece of garbage in the entire cosmos! Long live the big bad doo-doo daddy! May his reign last a thousand years!
** Morty gives one to Beth after the latter kicks out the girl he had formed a genuine relationship with, due to Beth's [[DatingWhatDaddyHates dissapproval of]] said girl being an AmbiguouslyHuman ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanet''-expy.
-->'''Morty''': My whole life, I've never fit in ''anywhere.'' ''Everything'' I have to say is always met with an ''eyeroll'' as if the '''act''' of hearing what I have to say is some ''exhausting'' chore. '''''Nobody''''' in this family thinks I can ''say'' or do anything right! I've been ''ALL'' over the universe, met '''hundreds''' of people, and Planetina's the '''ONLY ONE''' I've ''ever met'' that makes me feel I '''''BELONG''''', and '''''YOU''''' just '''''KICKED''''' her out of our house!\\
'''Beth:''' Morty, ''please-''\\
'''Morty:''' '''I WILL ''NEVER'' FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!'''
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** Beckett Mariner gives herself one in "Crisis Point". That is, a holographic version of Mariner created from her personal logs does when Mariner decides to use the simulation as "therapy" that consisted largely of her posing as a CardCarryingVillain and blasting her way through the crew until she could thrash her mother, the ship's captain. While matching "Vindicta" blow for blow, Holo-Mariner says that she would never want to really hurt her mom, or her crewmates, and that she loves the ship and Starfleet and then points out all the ways in which Mariner's usual misbehavior is just a front or an evasion for her issues with herself, her career, and Starfleet.
** In "Reflections", when Brad Boimler reaches a RageBreakingPoint, he erupts into a screaming tangent at numerous people who have done nothing but mock Starfleet all day. He goes out of his way to go to other booths and scream about the terrible things their various guilds have done.
** In "Reflections", when Brad Boimler reaches a RageBreakingPoint, he erupts into a screaming tangent at numerous people who have done nothing but mock Starfleet all day. He goes out of his way to go to other booths and scream about the terrible things their various guilds have done.
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** Beckett Mariner gives herself one in "Crisis Point"."[[Recap/StarTrekLowerDecksS1E09CrisisPoint Crisis Point]]". That is, a holographic version of Mariner created from her personal logs does when Mariner decides to use the simulation as "therapy" that consisted largely of her posing as a CardCarryingVillain and blasting her way through the crew until she could thrash her mother, the ship's captain. While matching "Vindicta" blow for blow, Holo-Mariner says that she would never want to really hurt her mom, or her crewmates, and that she loves the ship and Starfleet and then points out all the ways in which Mariner's usual misbehavior is just a front or an evasion for her issues with herself, her career, and Starfleet.
** In"Reflections", "[[Recap/StarTrekLowerDecksS3E05Reflections Reflections]]", when Brad Boimler reaches a RageBreakingPoint, he erupts into a screaming tangent at numerous people who have done nothing but mock Starfleet all day. He goes out of his way to go to other booths and scream about the terrible things their various guilds have done.
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* In "Sibling Tsunami", Jenny finds her prototypes, XJ-1 through XJ-8, and reactivates them, making them her sisters. Throughout the episode, Jenny's sisters cause her nothing but trouble, and near the end, Jenny gives this kind of speech to them when XJ-8 destroys a pinata with her laser vision:
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* In "Sibling Tsunami", Jenny finds her prototypes, XJ-1 through XJ-8, and reactivates them, making them her sisters. Throughout the episode, Jenny's sisters cause her nothing but trouble, and near the end, Jenny gives this kind of speech to them when XJ-8 destroys a pinata with her laser vision:
-->'''Jenny:''' What's the matter with you? (''groans'')\\
'''XJ-8:''' What's wrong, sis?\\
'''Jenny:''' What's wrong? I thought it would be great to have sisters, but you guys are terrible! (''to XJ-8'') You're a thug, (''to XJ-4'') and you're a neat freak, (''to XJ-7'') you're a mope, (''to XJ-2'') and you're just destructive! (''to XJ-5'') You never shut up, (''to XJ-1'') and you... (''stops herself before XJ-1 can cry'') Forget it. You're on your own! I'm back to being an only robot!
-->'''Jenny:''' What's the matter with you? (''groans'')\\
'''XJ-8:''' What's wrong, sis?\\
'''Jenny:''' What's wrong? I thought it would be great to have sisters, but you guys are terrible! (''to XJ-8'') You're a thug, (''to XJ-4'') and you're a neat freak, (''to XJ-7'') you're a mope, (''to XJ-2'') and you're just destructive! (''to XJ-5'') You never shut up, (''to XJ-1'') and you... (''stops herself before XJ-1 can cry'') Forget it. You're on your own! I'm back to being an only robot!
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* Dracula himself delivers another, far more serious one to Godbrand, when he pushes Dracula too much on the issue of keeping humans alive for livestock purposes, as opposed to his planned [[KillEmAll full-on genocide]]:
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* Dracula himself delivers another, far more serious one to Godbrand, when he pushes Dracula too much on the issue of keeping humans alive for livestock purposes, as opposed to his planned [[KillEmAll full-on genocide]]:genocide:
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* Beckett Mariner gives herself one in ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks''. That is, a holographic version of Mariner created from her personal logs does when Mariner decides to use the simulation as "therapy" that consisted largely of her posing as a CardCarryingVillain and blasting her way through the crew until she could thrash her mother, the ship's captain. While matching "Vindicta" blow for blow, Holo-Mariner says that she would never want to really hurt her mom, or her crewmates, and that she loves the ship and Starfleet and then points out all the ways in which Mariner's usual misbehavior is just a front or an evasion for her issues with herself, her career, and Starfleet.
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** Beckett Mariner gives herself one in''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks''."Crisis Point". That is, a holographic version of Mariner created from her personal logs does when Mariner decides to use the simulation as "therapy" that consisted largely of her posing as a CardCarryingVillain and blasting her way through the crew until she could thrash her mother, the ship's captain. While matching "Vindicta" blow for blow, Holo-Mariner says that she would never want to really hurt her mom, or her crewmates, and that she loves the ship and Starfleet and then points out all the ways in which Mariner's usual misbehavior is just a front or an evasion for her issues with herself, her career, and Starfleet.Starfleet.
** In "Reflections", when Brad Boimler reaches a RageBreakingPoint, he erupts into a screaming tangent at numerous people who have done nothing but mock Starfleet all day. He goes out of his way to go to other booths and scream about the terrible things their various guilds have done.
--->'''Boimler''': Without Starfleet, NONE OF YOU would exist! We don't wanna protect you from the Klingons or the Borg, we just wanna explore and study [bleep]ing qaesars! But you know what? It's the right thing to do!!!
** Beckett Mariner gives herself one in
** In "Reflections", when Brad Boimler reaches a RageBreakingPoint, he erupts into a screaming tangent at numerous people who have done nothing but mock Starfleet all day. He goes out of his way to go to other booths and scream about the terrible things their various guilds have done.
--->'''Boimler''': Without Starfleet, NONE OF YOU would exist! We don't wanna protect you from the Klingons or the Borg, we just wanna explore and study [bleep]ing qaesars! But you know what? It's the right thing to do!!!
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-->'''Benson:''' Excuse, excuses?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU WHEN ALL YOU GIVE ME ARE EXCUSES?! '''WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES- CONSEQUENCES THAT AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE?!''' Like ''me!''... Don't you two understand? I'm about to lose my job! You may not care about keeping your jobs but ''I'' care about keeping mine! Because if I lose my job... I have nothing! '''Y-YOU HEAR ME?!''' I have nothing! *sobs* Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take my last bathroom break as an employed man.
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-->'''Benson:''' Excuse, excuses?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU WHEN ALL YOU GIVE ME ARE EXCUSES?! '''WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES- CONSEQUENCES THAT AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE?!''' Like ''me!''... Don't you two understand? I'm about to lose my job! You may not care about keeping your jobs but ''I'' care about keeping mine! Because if I lose my job... I have nothing! '''Y-YOU HEAR ME?!''' I have nothing! *sobs* ''[[[HumanizingTears sobs]]]'' Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take my last bathroom break as an employed man.
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-->'''Benson:''' Excuse, excuses?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU WHEN ALL YOU GIVE ME ARE EXCUSES?! '''WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES- CONSEQUENCES THAT AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE?!''' Like ''me!''... Don't you two understand? I'm about to lose my job! You may not care about keeping your jobs but ''I'' care about keeping mine! Because if I lose my job... [[CryCute I have nothing!]] '''Y-YOU HEAR ME?!''' I have nothing! *sobs* Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take my last bathroom break as an employed man.
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-->'''Benson:''' Excuse, excuses?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU WHEN ALL YOU GIVE ME ARE EXCUSES?! '''WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES- CONSEQUENCES THAT AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE?!''' Like ''me!''... Don't you two understand? I'm about to lose my job! You may not care about keeping your jobs but ''I'' care about keeping mine! Because if I lose my job... [[CryCute I have nothing!]] nothing! '''Y-YOU HEAR ME?!''' I have nothing! *sobs* Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take my last bathroom break as an employed man.
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** In "Zoes and Zeldas", Wayne gives one to Diane concerning her SelectiveObliviousness regarding [[IncompatibleOrientation her marriage to Mr. Peanutbutter]], though it's more because he wants Diane to wake up than out of malice.
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** In "Zoes and Zeldas", Wayne gives one to Diane concerning her SelectiveObliviousness regarding [[IncompatibleOrientation her marriage to Mr. Peanutbutter]], Peanutbutter, though it's more because he wants Diane to wake up than out of malice.
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--->'''Didi:''' First, I get sun buffed like a ragdoll and fluffed with an old feather duster, then I'm told to forget I'm a wife and mother? Because I'm the Goddess Dodo! Well, my name is Didi! Didi Pickles! Not a goddess, a woman! Who loves nothing more than being a wife and mother, and wants her money back!\\
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--->'''Didi:''' First, I get sun buffed like a ragdoll and fluffed with an old feather duster, then I'm told to forget I'm a wife and mother? mother?! Because I'm the Goddess Dodo! Well, my name is Didi! Didi Pickles! Not a goddess, a woman! Who loves nothing more than being a wife and mother, and wants her money back!\\
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** "Stupid Piece Of Shit" has [=BoJack=] himself delivering [[TheDogBitesBack a well-deserved one]] to [[AbusiveParents Beatrice]]. He's pushed to his breaking point when he sees her, in a state of dementia, doting on a toy doll like a loving grandmother -- and with it, Hollyhock innocently complementing her for being a "good mother" -- despite her horrific verbal and physical abuse of him in his own childhood.
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** "Stupid Piece Of Shit" has [=BoJack=] himself delivering [[TheDogBitesBack a well-deserved one]] to [[AbusiveParents Beatrice]]. He's pushed to his breaking point when he sees her, elderly and in a state of dementia, [[CompanionCube doting on a toy doll doll]] like a loving grandmother -- and with it, Hollyhock innocently complementing humoring her for being "such a "good good mother" -- despite her the horrific verbal and physical abuse of she put him through in his own childhood.
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--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' [[CompanionCube You think it's so hard to be a parent to a doll?]] doll? I can do that. (''snatches the doll out of Beatrice's hands to her horror, hands, and starts roughly shaking it and holding it by the ear'') Hey look, I'm cradling the baby. Hope I don't drop it! (''does so'')(''drops it'')
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--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' Hey, I know. (''starts juggling the doll in the air'') What if, for ''eighteen years straight'', I tell it how worthless it is every day! How it embarasses me! How my life would be better if it was never born! Would ''that'' be a good idea? Probably, right?!
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--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' Hey, I know. (''starts juggling (''juggles the doll in the air'') What if, for ''eighteen years straight'', I tell it how worthless it is every day! day? How it embarasses me! embarrasses me? [[ResentfulGuardian How my life would be better if it was never born! born?!]] Would ''that'' be a good idea? Probably, right?!
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'''Todd:''' No, no! [=BoJack=], just... stop. [[FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse You are all the things that are wrong with you]]. It's not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career, or when you were a kid, [[TitleDrop it's you]]. Alright? ''It's you''. (''{{Beat}}, then dejectedly'') [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]], man. What else is there to say?
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'''Todd:''' No, no! [=BoJack=], just... stop. [[FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse You are all the things that are wrong with you]]. It's not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career, or when you were a kid, [[TitleDrop it's you]]. Alright? ''It's you''.It's ''you''. (''{{Beat}}, then dejectedly'') [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]], man. What else is there to say?say?
** "Stupid Piece Of Shit" has [=BoJack=] himself delivering [[TheDogBitesBack a well-deserved one]] to [[AbusiveParents Beatrice]]. He's pushed to his breaking point when he sees her, in a state of dementia, doting on a toy doll like a loving grandmother -- and with it, Hollyhock innocently complementing her for being a "good mother" -- despite her horrific verbal and physical abuse of him in his own childhood.
--->'''Beatrice:''' Please stop fighting, all this shouting is bad for the baby.
--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' [[CallingTheOldManOut Where was that keen parenting insight]] ''[[CallingTheOldManOut fifty years]]'' [[CallingTheOldManOut ago?]]
--->'''Beatrice:''' (''{{gasp}}'') [[MistakenIdentity Henrietta]], you're unfit to be a parent!
--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' ''I'm'' unfit to be a parent?!
--->'''[=BoJack's=] Inner Voice:''' ''[[InnerMonologue It's true, jackass]].''
--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' [[CompanionCube You think it's so hard to be a parent to a doll?]] I can do that. (''snatches the doll out of Beatrice's hands to her horror, and starts roughly shaking it and holding it by the ear'') Hey look, I'm cradling the baby. Hope I don't drop it! (''does so'')
--->'''Beatrice:''' (''gasps in horror'')
--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh]] ''[[SarcasmMode no]]'', [[SarcasmMode I dropped it!]] Well, it's not crying. I guess it's okay! (''picks the doll up by one leg'') I'm an ''amazing'' parent! What if I left it in its room all day, and didn't feed it or change it? Oh, that's okay, too. (''bitterly'') I must be Mother Of The Year!
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--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' Hey, I know. (''starts juggling the doll in the air'') What if, for ''eighteen years straight'', I tell it how worthless it is every day! How it embarasses me! How my life would be better if it was never born! Would ''that'' be a good idea? Probably, right?!
--->'''Beatrice:''' (''tries to grab the doll, while [=BoJack=] repeatedly tosses it around and out of her reach'') Give me the baby back, you worthless waste of my husband's jizzom!
--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' (''[[TranquilFury furiously]]'') Oh, so you '''do''' know who I am.
** "Stupid Piece Of Shit" has [=BoJack=] himself delivering [[TheDogBitesBack a well-deserved one]] to [[AbusiveParents Beatrice]]. He's pushed to his breaking point when he sees her, in a state of dementia, doting on a toy doll like a loving grandmother -- and with it, Hollyhock innocently complementing her for being a "good mother" -- despite her horrific verbal and physical abuse of him in his own childhood.
--->'''Beatrice:''' Please stop fighting, all this shouting is bad for the baby.
--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' [[CallingTheOldManOut Where was that keen parenting insight]] ''[[CallingTheOldManOut fifty years]]'' [[CallingTheOldManOut ago?]]
--->'''Beatrice:''' (''{{gasp}}'') [[MistakenIdentity Henrietta]], you're unfit to be a parent!
--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' ''I'm'' unfit to be a parent?!
--->'''[=BoJack's=] Inner Voice:''' ''[[InnerMonologue It's true, jackass]].''
--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' [[CompanionCube You think it's so hard to be a parent to a doll?]] I can do that. (''snatches the doll out of Beatrice's hands to her horror, and starts roughly shaking it and holding it by the ear'') Hey look, I'm cradling the baby. Hope I don't drop it! (''does so'')
--->'''Beatrice:''' (''gasps in horror'')
--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh]] ''[[SarcasmMode no]]'', [[SarcasmMode I dropped it!]] Well, it's not crying. I guess it's okay! (''picks the doll up by one leg'') I'm an ''amazing'' parent! What if I left it in its room all day, and didn't feed it or change it? Oh, that's okay, too. (''bitterly'') I must be Mother Of The Year!
--->'''Hollyhock:''' [=BoJack!=]
--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' Hey, I know. (''starts juggling the doll in the air'') What if, for ''eighteen years straight'', I tell it how worthless it is every day! How it embarasses me! How my life would be better if it was never born! Would ''that'' be a good idea? Probably, right?!
--->'''Beatrice:''' (''tries to grab the doll, while [=BoJack=] repeatedly tosses it around and out of her reach'') Give me the baby back, you worthless waste of my husband's jizzom!
--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' (''[[TranquilFury furiously]]'') Oh, so you '''do''' know who I am.
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'''[[spoiler:Double Trouble:]]''' [[spoiler:(true form)]] [[CruelToBeKind It's for your own good]], darling. [[PyrrhicVillainy [[MeaninglessVillainVictory We both know this was never what you really wanted.]]
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--->'''Joker:''' What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration: I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's [[spoiler:(Tim Drake)]] mind. Oh, he bravely fought it at first, you would have been so proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... [[WhamLine Bruce.]] It's true, Batsy, I know ''everything''! And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit... It's sadly anti-climactic: behind all the ''sturm'' and Batarangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic... Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!
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--->'''Joker:''' What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration: I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's [[spoiler:(Tim Drake)]] mind. Oh, he bravely fought it at first, you would have been so proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... [[WhamLine Bruce.]] It's true, Batsy, I know ''everything''! And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit... It's sadly anti-climactic: behind all the ''sturm'' and Batarangs, ''sturm und Batarangs'', you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic... Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!
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--->'''Joker:''' What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration: I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's [[spoiler:(Tim Drake)]] mind. Oh, he bravely fought it at first, you would have been so proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... [[WhamLine Bruce.]] It's true, Batsy, I know ''everything''! And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit... It's sadly anti-climactic: behind all the ''sturm und'' Batarangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic... Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!
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--->'''Joker:''' What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration: I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's [[spoiler:(Tim Drake)]] mind. Oh, he bravely fought it at first, you would have been so proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... [[WhamLine Bruce.]] It's true, Batsy, I know ''everything''! And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit... It's sadly anti-climactic: behind all the ''sturm und'' ''sturm'' and Batarangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic... Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!
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** Mermista and the other Princesses give one to Entrapta early on in Season 5, thinking that she was only interested on alien technology and not on saving Glimmer. Subverted when Entrapta explains she WAS focused on trying to find the signal of Horde Prime's ship, so they would save Glimmer and perhaps people would treat her better. The princesses eventually help her, but none of them apologize for having pulled her from the top of a rock (Perfuma) pulled her hair (Mermista) and jerk behaviour in general.
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** Mermista and the other Princesses give one to Entrapta early on in Season 5, thinking that she was only interested on alien technology and not on saving Glimmer. Subverted when Entrapta explains she WAS focused on trying to find the signal of Horde Prime's ship, so they would save Glimmer and perhaps people would treat her better. The princesses eventually help her, but none of them apologize for having pulled her from the top of a rock (Perfuma) pulled her hair (Mermista) and jerk behaviour in general.
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* The ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' episode "Prom-ise Her Anything'' has Montana Max giving one of these to Elmyra (see the quote page) and then receiving an almost identical one from Dizzy Devil's date when he tries to hit on her a few minutes later.
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** The''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' episode "Prom-ise Her Anything'' has Montana Max giving one of these to Elmyra (see the quote page) and then receiving an almost identical one from Dizzy Devil's date when he tries to hit on her a few minutes later.
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** Near the end of "Can't Buy Me Love" (part of "Fox Trot"), Elmyra gives one to [[BitchInSheepsClothing Rhoda Queen]] when the latter wants her to give her Furrball, having previously put up with everything Rhoda put her through, such as giving her her hairbow and spending her money at the movies.
--->'''Rhoda:''' (''sweet voice'') Gee, I always wanted a kitty of my very own. That's all I ever wanted! (''sinister voice'') If you wanna be my friend, you'll give him to me!\\
'''Elmyra:''' No, Queenie! I'd rather give up a friend like you than give up my fuzzy-little Furrball-head!\\
'''Rhoda:''' Who cares? I never liked you anyway!\\
(''Elmyra and Furrball both blow raspberries at Rhoda'')
--->'''Rhoda:''' (''sweet voice'') Gee, I always wanted a kitty of my very own. That's all I ever wanted! (''sinister voice'') If you wanna be my friend, you'll give him to me!\\
'''Elmyra:''' No, Queenie! I'd rather give up a friend like you than give up my fuzzy-little Furrball-head!\\
'''Rhoda:''' Who cares? I never liked you anyway!\\
(''Elmyra and Furrball both blow raspberries at Rhoda'')
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'''Bully:''' [[NeverMyFault What's the matter with me?]] What's the matter with ''her''?! She's bald! She's got ''no'' hair! ''[[MoralEventHorizon (laughs at Janice more)]]''\\
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'''Bully:''' [[NeverMyFault What's the matter with me?]] What's the matter with ''her''?! She's bald! She's got ''no'' hair! ''[[MoralEventHorizon (laughs ''(laughs at Janice more)]]''\\more)''\\
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%%* James Rhodes gives one to Hawkeye in the ''WesternAnimation/IronMan'' episode "The Defection of Hawkeye".
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%%* James Rhodes gives one to Hawkeye in the ''WesternAnimation/IronMan'' ''WesternAnimation/IronManTheAnimatedSeries'' episode "The Defection of Hawkeye".
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'''Lady Gaga:''' Whatever you say.\\
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'''Lady Gaga:''' Whatever you say.\\
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[Mrs. Krabappel destroys ''The Answer'' with a cake mixer]
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[Mrs. Krabappel destroys ''The Answer'' with a cake mixer]mixer]\\
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* In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS21E2BartGetsAZ Bart Gets a 'Z']]", Bart [[SlippingAMickey spikes Mrs. Krabappel's drink with alcohol]] to get her to loosen up, [[GoneHorriblyRight but it works so well]] [[FiredTeacher that it costs her her job]]. When Bart confesses, Mrs. Krabappel is outraged and lays into him.
-->'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' You ruined my life! It's your fault I have to work at this stupid muffin store.\\
'''Bart:''' But this place was your dream!\\
'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' My real dream was to be a teacher, and you got me fired! Now I'm up to my eyeballs in debt with this stupid store, and four more muffin stores just opened on this block!\\
'''Bart:''' B-b-but you found ''The Answer''!\\
[Mrs. Krabappel destroys ''The Answer'' with a cake mixer]
'''Bart:''' No! I wrote a phone number in there!\\
'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' No matter what you've done, I always thought there was a spark of decency in you, Bart Simpson, but I was wrong. [[ICantBelieveImSayingThis I never thought I'd say this to a child]], [[YouMonster but you are bad on the inside]].
-->'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' You ruined my life! It's your fault I have to work at this stupid muffin store.\\
'''Bart:''' But this place was your dream!\\
'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' My real dream was to be a teacher, and you got me fired! Now I'm up to my eyeballs in debt with this stupid store, and four more muffin stores just opened on this block!\\
'''Bart:''' B-b-but you found ''The Answer''!\\
[Mrs. Krabappel destroys ''The Answer'' with a cake mixer]
'''Bart:''' No! I wrote a phone number in there!\\
'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' No matter what you've done, I always thought there was a spark of decency in you, Bart Simpson, but I was wrong. [[ICantBelieveImSayingThis I never thought I'd say this to a child]], [[YouMonster but you are bad on the inside]].
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** Morty gives one to Beth after the latter kicks out the girl he had formed a genuine relationship with, due to Beth's [[DatingWhatDaddyHates dissapproval of]] said girl being an AmbiguouslyHuman ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanet''-expy.
-->'''Morty''': My whole life, I've never fit in ''anywhere.'' ''Everything'' I have to say is always met with an ''eyeroll'' as if the '''act''' of hearing what I have to say is some ''exhausting'' chore. '''''Nobody''''' in this family thinks I can ''say'' or do anything right! I've been ''ALL'' over the universe, met '''hundreds''' of people, and Planetina's the '''ONLY ONE''' I've ''ever met'' that makes me feel I '''''BELONG''''', and '''''YOU''''' just '''''KICKED''''' her out of our house!\\
'''Beth:''' Morty, ''please-''\\
'''Morty:''' '''I WILL ''NEVER'' FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!'''
-->'''Morty''': My whole life, I've never fit in ''anywhere.'' ''Everything'' I have to say is always met with an ''eyeroll'' as if the '''act''' of hearing what I have to say is some ''exhausting'' chore. '''''Nobody''''' in this family thinks I can ''say'' or do anything right! I've been ''ALL'' over the universe, met '''hundreds''' of people, and Planetina's the '''ONLY ONE''' I've ''ever met'' that makes me feel I '''''BELONG''''', and '''''YOU''''' just '''''KICKED''''' her out of our house!\\
'''Beth:''' Morty, ''please-''\\
'''Morty:''' '''I WILL ''NEVER'' FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!'''
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** PB gets her own against [[spoiler:Ricardio]] in "Lady & Peebles":
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** PB gets her own against [[spoiler:Ricardio]] in "Lady & Peebles":Peebles" when she overpowers him in a fight:
