History SuspiciouslySpecificDenial / FanWorks

* ''Fanfic/HogwartsExposed'': [[{{Fanservice}} nudity]] has nothing to do with sex, and in case you don't believe us we'll keep bringing up sex in relation to nudity over and over again in the course of the next 700,000 words.

* [[FanFic/MyImmortal "You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not."]]

-->Our plans to counter you do not involve [[OurZombiesAreDifferent zombies]]. [[CrazyPrepared You should not be taking steps to counter zombies]]. There will be no zombies. This is not a ZombieApocalypse. We did not get the idea from Kuchiki Rukia's [[HorrorFilms movie night]]. [[MadScientist Kurotsuchi-taicho]] is not working on [[TheVirus a virus]] to turn otherwise healthy beings into [[ImAHumanitarian flesh-eating]], [[BrainFood brain-craving]] horrors. [[BlatantLies There are no zombies involved]]. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Zombies do not exist]]. [[OverlyLongGag There will be no zombies]]. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial This is not a suspiciously specific denial]].

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12424188/23/Naturally Naturally]'' Harry and Newt are greeted by their toddler when they get home.

* ''Fanfic/WanderOverFostersAUOneshot'' (''WesternAnimation/WanderOverYonder'', ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends''): The text notes that Bloo is looking for a room that isn't too dark at nignt, but ''not'' because he's afraid of the dark.

* ''[[Fanfic/TheManyDatesOfDannyFenton After Many Dates: Danny and Kim]]'': In chapter 22, Oscar Proud says he asked for Kim's help "because she's great... and ''not'' because she's free and the police have very little respect for Proud Snacks".

** She's ''not'' bored, she ''is'' [[NotThatKindOfDoctor a real doctor,]] and her family fulfils her.

** She's ''not'' [[StepfordSmiler smiling to hide her every broken thought.]]

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2919503/1/Luna-s-Hubby Luna's Hubby]]'':

* The ''FanFic/ShimmerVerse''/''FanFic/SunsetVerse'' crossover [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/242343/shimmering-sunsets Shimmering Sunsets]] has a [[GilliganCut Gilliganesque]] version:

-->'''Blue Beetle:''' When there's really nothing wrong you always say stuff like "There's always something wrong in Gotham!" or "Is anything ever right in this world?" Am I right?\\\

'''Misato:''' Just a few things at NERV. I haven't been told yet, we'll find out when we get there. Don't worry, it's nothing bad, or strange...//

'''Alfred:''' …what? Why would you?\\
'''Kiku:''' …your date went well then?\\

-->'''Ishida:''' Would it modify Ichigo's memories in any way?
-->'''[[MadScientist Mayuri]]:''' It is perfectly safe! Only the first test subjects went insane!
-->'''Ichigo:''' Um...

--> '''Radio Shack employee:''' Welcome to Radio Shack. How may I help you?
--> '''[[StupidEvil Sheila]]:''' SPY EQUIPMENT! IT'S FOR MY SON'S BIRTHDAY! NOT FOR ME! MY SON! [[BlatantLies NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT BUYING SPY STUFF!]]

--->'''Asuka''':''"What did you see?!"''\\
'''Shinji''':''"Nothing! [...] I didn't see you playing with your dolls!"''

* In ''Fanfic/{{Unfamiliar}}'', Siesta does this with regards to not speaking ill about Count Mott. It's also inverted, however, when Kirche notes a ''lack'' of denial about [[spoiler: Alex being a plaguebearer.]]

--> "I wasn’t going to put on the Evil Artifacts of Doom!"

--> '''Blue Beetle''': When there's really nothing wrong you always say stuff like "There's always something wrong in Gotham!" or "Is anything ever right in this world?" Am I right?
--> '''Batman''': ... I hate you...

-->''Light’s parents had made light’s bed into a double bed (I know what your thinking sickos no theres no {{slash}}!)''
-->''Light and Dark were in bed together but only because there parents were to poor to get separate rooms its not like their gay or anything!''
-->''he loved Dark which maybe he did a little but not really cos Darks not gay!!!! SERIOUSLY''
-->''"I am not gay" Darksaid because the readers at home might think so other ways.''
-->''"Where did you get him he is very hansom!" dark said but only because he was a clone of him HES NOT GAY."''

-->'''Hawke:''' Don't I remember hearing that you once killed three kids? I don't think you get to talk about dangers to children.
-->'''Cullen:''' Wha - Where did you hear that? That's a lie! Complete, scandalous libel! [...] That never happened! Total fabrications designed to smear my reputation! Besides, that was like ''years'' ago, man, and in a whole nother ''country'', and anyway they weren't ''kids'', they were apprentices, which is totally different.

--->'''Vegeta''': I need you to, AND FOLLOW ME ON THIS ONE... ''almost'' kill me.\\
'''Krillin''': Almost ...kill you?\\
'''Vegeta''': Yeah.\\
'''Krillin''': ...And there's no repercussion for this?\\
'''Vegeta''': (beat) I will not punch you.\\
'''Krillin''': Oddly specific.

-->'''Finn:''' Uh. Should I ask what happened to the last guy?
-->'''Kurt:''' I didn't sell his kidneys on the black market, if that's what you're worried about.
-->'''Finn:''' Huh. I really wasn't until just now.

''(cue onscreen text)'' '''[ This is what happens when you let Zeromaster improv his lines... o3o ]'''\\

-->She had to be cool, composed...
-->"I assure you that I am not entering into any sort of perverse alien redrom situation involving multiple matesprits!" It was the perfect lie.\\

-->'''Twilight:''' This farm smells like pony droppings.\\

-->'''Rainbow Dash:''' But then she died of a heart attack because her arteries were clogged. But the cheese factory told me it had nothing to do with all the cheese she ate! And I believe them because they gave me a lot of money.

-->'''Anko''': "Yes, of course. It's not like I secrete poison from my nipples or anything! That'd be silly."

-->“Uzumaki, you’re a buzz-kill. I think in punishment, you should be used to ward off Jiraiya. That statement is not merely motivated by self-interest or personal dislike.”

-->'''Zeruel''': "Y-YES. I AM FINE. WE ARE FINE. WE CERTAINLY DID NOT JUST GET A CALL ABOUT OUR IMMINENT DEATHS."

-->'''Misato''':"We just have to show you two a few things before you can get a decent night's sleep. Sorry."
-->'''Asuka''':"A few things?"
-->'''Misato''':"Just a few things at NERV. I haven't been told yet, we'll find out when we get there. Don't worry, it's nothing bad, or strange…"
-->'''Asuka''':"I never said that it might be."

-->'''Cross' Narration''': I most decidedly did ''not'' squeal like a stuck pig when ''a'' dozen different scalpels buried themselves in the wood around my head.

-->'''Cross' Narration''': ''(faced with a furious Sanji)'' I most certainly did ''not'' swallow heavily.

-->'''Third Person Narration''': After a minute or so, Tashigi re-entered the room, furtively swiping at eyes that were pointedly not red or fluffy.

-->'''Teru''': I don't have a sister [[BerserkButton that would tell me things like]] "[[ACupAngst let's graduate from A-cup]]" or "[[UsefulNotes/JapaneseSiblingTerminology Onee-chan]]'s [[SkinshipGrope boobs aren't worth fondling]]!" [[{{Angrish}} GARR]]!!!
-->'''Reporter''': So she '''[[LampshadeHanging is]]''' your sister.

'''Tony:''' [[OhCrap You didn’t…]]

* In ''Fanfic/TheMysteriousCaseOfNeelixsLungs'', Gul Evek basically threatens Suspiria that if he were to destroy her SpaceStation he would MakeItLookLikeAnAccident. (Suspiria thinks this is ActuallyPrettyFunny.)
-->"What a shame it would be, if, say, these untested, brand-new, ''powerful'' weapons were to, say, be fired—purely by accident, of course!—at this space station, if, say, Captain Stadi’s rather reasonable requests would be ignored. I would, of course, be ''deeply'' shocked and angered by the gross violation of hospitality, however accidental—''shocked'', I tell you!—but I would, regrettably, have no recourse but to shelve the inevitable shipboard investigation—only after the most rigorous investigation, of course, but such an investigation would, of course, only turn up the obvious and very unfortunate conclusion that a tetryon array had fired accidentally, and not that, say, I had ordered Dalin Marritza to destroy this space station for your refusal to admit to the crimes committed against the Ocampa species."

--->'''Kaiba:''' When I'm through with you, you'll going to have to take a shower to wash away the smell of defeat! And I won't be watching you do it!\\

'''Yugi:''' ... [[OverlyLongGag why would I think that you'd be watching]]...?\\

'''Yugi:''' ... OK...

-->'''Judy:''' But now, with Gideon... I think you really like him.
-->'''Dawn:''' What? That's ridiculous! He's just a friend!
-->'''Judy:''' ...That's all I was implying.
-->'''Dawn:''' Oh...

* In ''/Fanfic/TheWebOfTheSpiderMan'', Tony Stark immediately denies that he's a superhero when pressed about his new "bodyguard", ComicBook/IronMan. The reporter asking him the question points out that he never accused him of that. He spills the beans about five seconds later.

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* ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged'', regarding Planet Vegeta's fate: "Stupid monkeys hit by [[RocksFallEveryoneDies falling rocks]]. (not deathball thrown by Freeza)"

-->'''Teru''': I don't have a sister [[BerserkButton that would tell me things like]] "[[ACupAngst let's graduate from A-cup]]" or "[[JapaneseSiblingTerminology Onee-chan]]'s [[SkinshipGrope boobs aren't worth fondling]]!" [[{{Angrish}} GARR]]!!!

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