History SuspiciouslySpecificDenial / FanWorks

* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5982232/1/Please_Stop_Eating_The_Hell_Butterflies Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies]]'' has this note to [[BigBad Aizen]].

* ''TeenTitansTheAbridgedSeries'': Starfire says she uses happy thoughts to fly. Raven asks what she thinks of and Starfire says she thinks of Robin. Raven asks if she means her friendship with Robin. Starfire says that's it, and nothing else, and certainly nothing involving chains and hot wax.

* Episode 9 of ''TheAbridgingOfHaruhiSuzumiya'' has this.

* ''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm'': [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Apple Bloom]] claims in her testimony that she heard a lightning bolt while in the forest, and says that it definitely didn't scare her. [[VisualNovel/AceAttorney Phoenix]] catches wind of this and presses further, revealing more information in the process.

* In ''Fanfic/ThinkingInLittleGreenBoxes'', in order to keep {{Deadpool}}'s cover, [[Franchise/HarryPotter Harry]] has the Daily Prophet run a story entitled "Wonder-Mutant-Dad is most certainly NOT the new janitor at Hogwarts."

[[AC: ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia'']]

[[AC: ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'']]

[[AC: ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'']]

[[AC: CrossOver]]

[[AC: ''Franchise/TheDCU'']]

[[AC: ''Manga/DeathNote'']]

[[AC: ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'']]

[[AC: ''Manga/DragonBall'']]
* ''DragonBallZAbridged'', regarding Planet Vegeta's fate: "Stupid monkeys hit by [[RocksFallEveryoneDies falling rocks]]. (not deathball thrown by Freeza)"

[[AC: ''Series/{{Glee}}'']]

[[AC: ''Music/{{Gorillaz}}'']]

[[AC: ''Franchise/HarryPotter'']]

[[AC: ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'']]

[[AC: ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'']]

[[AC: ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'']]

[[AC: ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'']]

[[AC: ''{{Manga/Saki}}'']]

[[AC: ''Franchise/YuGiOh'']]

[[AC: ''Manga/YuYuHakusho'']]

[[AC: Unsorted]]

* ''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm'': [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Apple Bloom]] claims in her testimony that she heard a lightning bolt while in the forest, and says that it definitely didn't scare her. [[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Phoenix]] catches wind of this and presses further, revealing more information in the process.

* When Team Mario meets with Team Luigi in chapter 64 of ''FanFic/PaperMarioX 2'', Luigi finishes his {{backstory}} with "…and so we stopped here for a rest after NOT seeing Bowser, [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Eggman]], and [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]] randomly head to the east area!"

* In ''Fanfic/ThinkingInLittleGreenBoxes'' in order to keep {{Deadpool}}'s cover [[Franchise/HarryPotter Harry]] has the Daily Prophet run a story entitled "Wonder-Mutant-Dad is most certainly NOT the new janitor at Hogwarts."

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* There is no such thing as [[TheMenInBlack Special Services]] in ''FanFic/AeonNatumEngel''.

* ''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm'': [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Apple Bloom]] claims in her testimony that she heard a lightning bolt while in the forest, and says that it definitely didn't scare her. [[VisualNovel/AceAttorney Phoenix]] catches wind of this and presses further, revealing more information in the process.

** And in a [[RecursiveFanfiction fan-written chapter]], Celestia most certainly was not considering getting her guards to sex up Luna.

* In ''FanFic/ACureForLove'' when Light considers resuming his search for L he insists it's not because he misses him [[IWasJustPassingThrough but just because he wants his crappy CD player back.]] ItsThePrincipleOfTheThing.

* In ''FanFic/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami'' [[MartyStu Dark]] is ''not'' gay. [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday The author want to make this very clear]]:

* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5786029/1/First_Impressions First Impressions]]'': [[Music/{{Gorillaz}} Murdoc Niccals]] is accused of ordering Noodle as a mail-order bride, and insists that "[[EvenEvilHasStandards I got my limits, okay, fatarse?]] I don't do little kids or [[DudeShesLikeInAComa coma patients]], and for the record [[BestialityIsDepraved that thing with the cat]] was taken ''entirely'' out of context!" The "little kids" part is presumably entirely true. The "Suspiciously Specific" part is because coma patients had not been previously mentioned, so 2D is naturally suspicious. [[spoiler:''[[NearRapeExperience Technically]]'' [[{{Squick}} Murdoc's telling the truth]].]] [[NoodleIncident No more details about the cat thing, though]]. Also, earlier on, Murdoc ropes 2D into helping him kidnap Russel. When Russel notices that 2D is nervous and asks if he's okay, 2D responds with "Oh yeah, I'm fine, and I'm doin' absolutely nothing suspicious at all!"

* In [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6380282/1/Summer_2010 Summer 2010]], Kurt's dad gives Finn a summer job at his garage. Kurt gives him a pair of overalls and says that they should fit since the last guy who wore them was about Finn's size.

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* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5786029/1/First_Impressions First Impressions]]'': [[Music/{{Gorillaz}} Murdoc Niccals]] is accused of ordering Noodle as a mail-order bride, and insists that "[[EvenEvilHasStandards I got my limits, okay, fatarse?]] I don't do little kids or [[DudeShesLikeInAComa coma patients]], and for the record [[BestialityIsDepraved that thing with the cat]] was taken ''entirely'' out of context!" The "little kids" part is presumably entirely true. The "Suspiciously Specific" part is because coma patients had not been previously mentioned, so 2D is naturally suspicious. [[spoiler:''[[NearRapeExperience Technically]]'' [[{{Squick}} Murdoc's telling the truth]].]] [[NoodleIncident No more details about the cat thing, though]]. Also, earlier on, Murdoc ropes 2D into helping him kidnap Russel. When Russel notices that 2D is nervous and asks if he's okay, 2D responds with "Oh yeah, I'm fine, and I'm doin' absolutely nothing suspicious at all!"

* There is no such thing as [[TheMenInBlack Special Services]] in ''FanFic/AeonNatumEngel''.

* Hanyuu in ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'' follows Kyon when he's bathing ''only'' because she's worried about him. She has no ulterior motive to keep an eye on him, or admire his surprisingly toned physique as he patiently watches over one of his younger cousins. She's just ensuring he was okay, unhurt after the mysterious events, and that's the only reason she's staring at him so closely!
** Kanae didn't slide into Kyon's bed intentionally, nor did she do anything with him while sleeping there. Subverted, because Haruhi believes her (as Kanae was telling the truth) though she can't help but to lampshade it.
* ''Doujinshi/{{RE-TAKE}}'' pulls one off: after killing Arael, Shinji is called into the infirmary to determine whether he suffered mental contamination or not. When asked whether he's seeing things that should not be there, he looked at the vision of [[NotSoImaginaryFriend Future!Asuka]] sneering at him and said that he doesn't see anybody. Notice the slip-up? Misato does too.
-->'''Hyuga:''' What happened, Major? Shinji said he didn't see anythin--\\
'''Misato:''' Wrong. He said any''body''. [[GenreSavvy Replying to a question about ''things'' with any''body'' means he's seeing someone and he's trying to cover it up.]]
* Episode 9 of ''TheAbridgingOfHaruhiSuzumiya'' has this.
-->'''Man:''' If you excuse me, I need to do some important work upstairs. And that's all.\\
''(cue onscreen text)'' '''[ This is what happens when you let Zeromaster improv his lines... o3o ]'''\\
'''Man:''' Nothing suspicious about that. Definitely not downloading porn. Nope, just me doing work upstairs. That's about it.\\
'''Kyon:''' Okay, he is so up to something.

* From Option 4 by Vex The Warlord, a ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' fanfiction:
-->She had to be cool, composed...
-->"I assure you that I am not entering into any sort of perverse alien redrom situation involving multiple matesprits!" It was the perfect lie.\\
\\
Kanaya stared at Karkat for several tense moments, watching as he began to believe her clever lie.\\
\\
"WHAT?!" Karkat shouted suddenly, his voice loud and filled with equal parts confusion, shock, incredulousness and more shock. Clearly he did not read the part about it being the perfect lie.
* In the ''Series/{{Glee}}'' fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6380282/1/Summer_2010 Summer 2010]], Kurt's dad gives Finn a summer job at his garage. Kurt gives him a pair of overalls and says that they should fit since the last guy who wore them was about Finn's size.
-->'''Finn:''' Uh. Should I ask what happened to the last guy?
-->'''Kurt:''' I didn't sell his kidneys on the black market, if that's what you're worried about.
-->'''Finn:''' Huh. I really wasn't until just now.
** To clarify, Kurt didn't sell his kidneys on the black market. He was fired when he slapped Kurt on the ass and called him [[CampGay Princess]] when Kurt's dad was [[RightBehindMe within earshot]].

* The ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic ''Fanfic/{{Progress}}'' has several examples from Princess Luna:
** When asked if she's still hung up over having been Nightmare Moon: "I'm not thinking about it or worried over it and she doesn't appear in my dreams!"
** When [[ClarkKenting trying to keep her identity a secret]]: "This is not at all an elaborate deception to conceal anything."
** And again, reassuring everyone that her fake identity is in fact real: "Y-Yes! A perfectly normal librarian who is not in any way, shape or form Princess Luna so nopony needs to feel embarrassed for any behavior they may have committed!"
** And in a [[RecursiveFanfiction fan-written chapter]], Celestia most certainly was not considering getting her guards to sex up Luna.
* {{Exaggerated|Trope}} in ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'':
--> '''Radio Shack employee:''' Welcome to Radio Shack. How may I help you?
--> '''[[StupidEvil Sheila]]:''' SPY EQUIPMENT! IT'S FOR MY SON'S BIRTHDAY! NOT FOR ME! MY SON! [[BlatantLies NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT BUYING SPY STUFF!]]

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* ''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm'': [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Apple Bloom]] claims in her testimony that she heard a lightning bolt while in the forest, and says that it definitely didn't scare her. [[VisualNovel/AceAttorney Phoenix]] catches wind of this and presses further, revealing more information in the process.
* Inverted in Floating Hands' [[http://blog.floatinghandsstudios.com/?page_id=71 Countdown To Infinite Crisis]], in which BlueBeetle concludes Franchise/{{Batman}} is hiding something from him because of Batman's Suspiciously ''General'' Denial that anything's wrong.
--> '''Blue Beetle''': When there's really nothing wrong you always say stuff like "There's always something wrong in Gotham!" or "Is anything ever right in this world?" Am I right?
--> '''Batman''': ... I hate you...
* ''FanFic/NobodyDies'' has had a couple, such as the Ree (clones of Rei) talking to canon!Shinji: "And we're totally not eight clones of your mother." "Seriously."
** Then there's when Asuka offhandedly mentions to Kaworu that Uriel (Kaworu's sort-of clone) is an Angel now, Kaworu quickly replies "Really? I'm not." Asuka is suspicious but doesn't say anything.
* In the ''Manga/DeathNote'' [[AlternateUniverseFic AU]] ''Fanfic/ThoseWhoStandForNothingFallForAnything'' L realizes that Light really is in love with him when L leaves and Light tells him he never loved him anyway.
* In the ''HetaliaAxisPowers'' [[AlternateUniverseFic AU]] ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8448873/19/Hell-to-Pay Hell to Pay]]'', there's a moment of this after Alfred and Arthur finish going on a date, and the former calls Kiku.
-->'''Alfred:''' Yo, Kiku.
-->'''Kiku:''' I-I did not take any pictures.
-->'''Alfred:''' …what? Why would you?
-->'''Kiku:''' …your date went well then?
-->'''Alfred:''' Yeah, hold up, what was that about pictures—?

* There is no such thing as [[TheMenInBlack Special Services]] in ''FanFic/AeonNatumEngel''.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5786029/1/First_Impressions First Impressions]]'': [[Music/{{Gorillaz}} Murdoc Niccals]] is accused of ordering Noodle as a mail-order bride, and insists that "[[EvenEvilHasStandards I got my limits, okay, fatarse?]] I don't do little kids or [[DudeShesLikeInAComa coma patients]], and for the record [[BestialityIsDepraved that thing with the cat]] was taken ''entirely'' out of context!" The "little kids" part is presumably entirely true. The "Suspiciously Specific" part is because coma patients had not been previously mentioned, so 2D is naturally suspicious. [[spoiler:''[[NearRapeExperience Technically]]'' [[{{Squick}} Murdoc's telling the truth]].]] [[NoodleIncident No more details about the cat thing, though]]. Also, earlier on, Murdoc ropes 2D into helping him kidnap Russel. When Russel notices that 2D is nervous and asks if he's okay, 2D responds with "Oh yeah, I'm fine, and I'm doin' absolutely nothing suspicious at all!"
* Hanyuu in ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'' follows Kyon when he's bathing ''only'' because she's worried about him. She has no ulterior motive to keep an eye on him, or admire his surprisingly toned physique as he patiently watches over one of his younger cousins. She's just ensuring he was okay, unhurt after the mysterious events, and that's the only reason she's staring at him so closely!
** Kanae didn't slide into Kyon's bed intentionally, nor did she do anything with him while sleeping there. Subverted, because Haruhi believes her (as Kanae was telling the truth) though she can't help but to lampshade it.
* ''Doujinshi/{{RE-TAKE}}'' pulls one off: after killing Arael, Shinji is called into the infirmary to determine whether he suffered mental contamination or not. When asked whether he's seeing things that should not be there, he looked at the vision of [[NotSoImaginaryFriend Future!Asuka]] sneering at him and said that he doesn't see anybody. Notice the slip-up? Misato does too.
-->'''Hyuga:''' What happened, Major? Shinji said he didn't see anythin--\\
'''Misato:''' Wrong. He said any''body''. [[GenreSavvy Replying to a question about ''things'' with any''body'' means he's seeing someone and he's trying to cover it up.]]
* In ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6025544/1/ The Time It Took]]'', Literature/HarryPotter has broken it off with a [[HoYay guy]] named Roger because he saw him kissing a woman. Later, Roger shows up drunk at Harry's apartment while Ron is there, leading to this conversation:
-->'''Roger:''' I might have a problem with women, but it didn't mean that--\\
'''Harry:''' You also told me you didn't drink.\\
'''Roger:''' Fuck you! I am not an alcoholic.\\
'''Ron:''' No one said you were, mate, but if you're bringing it up, what are we supposed to believe?

* ''DragonBallZAbridged'', regarding Planet Vegeta's fate: "Stupid monkeys hit by [[RocksFallEveryoneDies falling rocks]]. (not deathball thrown by Freeza)"
** Also used by Gohan to try to hide his dragon radar from Vegeta:
--->'''Vegeta:''' Stupid-looking watch you got there.\\
'''Gohan:''' Yes. It tells time. ''And nothing else''.
** LampshadeHanging when Vegeta tries to get Krillin to jumpstart his CameBackStrong.
--->'''Vegeta''': I need you to, and follow me on this one... almost kill me.\\
'''Krillin''': Almost ...kill you?\\
'''Vegeta''': Yeah.\\
'''Krillin''': ...And there's no repercussion for this?\\
'''Vegeta''': (beat) I will not punch you.\\
'''Krillin''': Oddly specific.

* ''TeenTitansTheAbridgedSeries'': Starfire says she uses happy thoughts to fly. Raven asks what she thinks of and Starfire says she thinks of Robin. Raven asks if she means her friendship with Robin. Starfire says that's it, and nothing else, and certainly nothing involving chains and hot wax.

* The ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5982232/1/Please_Stop_Eating_The_Hell_Butterflies Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies]]'' has this note to [[BigBad Aizen]].
-->Our plans to counter you do not involve [[OurZombiesAreDifferent zombies]]. [[CrazyPrepared You should not be taking steps to counter zombies]]. There will be no zombies. This is not a ZombieApocalypse. We did not get the idea from Kuchiki Rukia's [[HorrorFilms movie night]]. [[MadScientist Kurotsuchi-taicho]] is not working on [[TheVirus a virus]] to turn otherwise healthy beings into [[ImAHumanitarian flesh-eating]], [[BrainFood brain-craving]] horrors. [[BlatantLies There are no zombies involved]]. [[RedundancyDepartmentOfRedundancy Zombies do not exist]]. [[OverlyLongGag There will be no zombies]]. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial This is not a suspiciously specific denial]].
* In ''Fanfic/HogyokuExMachina'', the characters are able to project holograms of a person's memories. When presented with the AppliedPhlebotinum needed to do this:
-->'''Ishida:''' Would it modify Ichigo's memories in any way?
-->'''[[MadScientist Mayuri]]:''' It is perfectly safe! Only the first test subjects went insane!
-->'''Ichigo:''' Um…

* From the opening of the ''WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsYWT5Q_R_w parody]] of ''Literature/HarryPotter'', quoth Dumbledore, "Welcome, everyone, to Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, a place, I assure you, is safe for children, and has absolutely ''no'' history that might threaten our entire existence."
* ''Fanfic/HogwartsExposed'': [[{{Fanservice}} nudity]] has nothing to do with sex, and in case you don't believe us we'll keep bringing up sex in relation to nudity over and over again in the course of the next 700,000 words.

* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5786029/1/First_Impressions First Impressions]]'': [[Music/{{Gorillaz}} Murdoc Niccals]] is accused of ordering Noodle as a mail-order bride, and insists that "[[EvenEvilHasStandards I got my limits, okay, fatarse?]] I don't do little kids or [[DudeShesLikeInAComa coma patients]], and for the record [[ButYouScrewOneGoat that thing with the cat]] was taken ''entirely'' out of context!" The "little kids" part is presumably entirely true. The "Suspiciously Specific" part is because coma patients had not been previously mentioned, so 2D is naturally suspicious. [[spoiler:''[[NearRapeExperience Technically]]'' [[{{Squick}} Murdoc's telling the truth]].]] [[NoodleIncident No more details about the cat thing, though]]. Also, earlier on, Murdoc ropes 2D into helping him kidnap Russel. When Russel notices that 2D is nervous and asks if he's okay, 2D responds with "Oh yeah, I'm fine, and I'm doin' absolutely nothing suspicious at all!"

* In the ''Manga/DeathNote'' [[AlternateUniverseFic AU]] ''Fanfic/ThoseWhoStandForNothingFallForAnything'' L realizes that Light really is in love with him when L leaves and Light tells him he never loved him anyway.

** Then there's when Asuka offhandedly mentions to Kaworu that Uriel (Kaworu's sort-of clone) is an Angel now, Kaworu quickly replies "Really? I'm not." Asuka is suspicious but doesn't say anything.