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* Dakari-King Mykan
** FanFic/MyLittleUnicorn is a ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' HateFic [[MindScrew that's also an attempt at a]] FixFic, where half the characters are {{Mary Sue}}s and the other half are either StupidEvil villains or characters from the show that have been [[{{Flanderization}} flanderized into oblivion]], either for a cheap TakeThat or because the author is just that misinformed (apparently he hates [=FiM=] so much it "hurts" him, whatever that means). The author's main goal is to try and show that the PowerOfFriendship is useless, and the [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve power of belief]] is stronger. Yet the characters become friends anyway, and the power of belief seems to mean "Just grab the DeusExMachina generator and shout that you believe". And for a fic that is supposed to teach you that the PowerOfFriendship is powerless, you would think that he would at least take inspiration from a source other than Franchise/PowerRangers. You know, that one show based on ''[[{{Irony}} teamwork.]]'' The author can't really take criticism either. All of the secondary characters are thinly veiled {{Exp|y}}ies taken from shows the author likes, and the main characters are all either some kind of SelfInsert (even the ''BigBad'') or a FlatCharacter with an annoying gimmick (like speaking in PainfulRhyme and being an artist. Take that away and they're ''literally the same''). And that's just the beginning. All in all, this is PoesLaw at its finest, and most of the fun comes from watching just how deluded the author can get.
** The author's previous magnum opus, the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' [[{{Wangst}} Wangstfest]] known as Fanfic/TheEndOfEnds isn't far behind in terms of laughable badness. In a nutshell, Beast Boy [[CharacterDerailment turns evil and adopts the identity of]] [[PaperThinDisguise Count Logan]] and ''gleefully commits murder and genocide...'' [[DisproportionateRetribution all because Terra broke up with him in canon.]] Any attmept to evoke sympathy from him falls flat and BB instead comes off as an over-the-top whiny emo and Count Logan is so [[CardCarryingVillain hilariously pointlessly evil]] that reading his lines in Beast Boy's canon voice ruins any attempt to make him look a serious threat. Oh, and did we mention that the entire story exists in fact because the author was so devastated by [[ShipSinking Beast Boy and Terra not hooking up in the finale]] that he ''[[SeriousBusiness has nightmares about it to this very day?]]''

* TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre stars "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" who was later renamed "Twila Beautiful Psyco Topaz Sad'ness Damian Cullen". It contains a gratuitous [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffi The Vampir Slayer]] Cameo, a thoroughly OOC Bella, now cast as an AlphaBitch-esque cheerleader, Tiaa doing a OperationJealousy with Edward's dad [[spoiler: who turns out the be the devil]], and [[spoiler: Edward, Twila, and Hamez killing Bella, and then [[ExtremeOmnivore eating her bed.]]]]

* Thomas Joshman ([[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Mirror_of_Dreams first book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Duel_of_Darkness second book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Stone_of_Immortality third book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Tomb_of_the_Government fourth book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Secrets_of_Wizardry fifth book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Quest_of_Death sixth book]]) is a series of... well, he never ''says'' they're Literature/HarryPotter fan fics, but it's set in a world just like Harry Potter. Almost every character or concept has a clear equivalent (Tom = Harry, Tim = Ron, Quelfree = Snape, Bendrist = Dumbledore, Milkenshland = Hogwarts, Teams 1-10 = the Houses, etc.), and it isn't unusual for actual phrases to be lifted (albeit misspelled and out of context) from the Harry Potter books themselves. It also includes bizarre dialogue, including quite a lot of ridiculously specific times ("He saw Quelfree scold Frederick for being on the pitch 2 ¼ seconds late"). Strange equivalents are chosen for Harry Potter's plot points - for example, whereas Harry was suspicious about the wound on Snape's leg, Tom was suspicious about Quelfree's "scrunchy face" (which I can only assume means that his face has been replaced with a hair tie). The author sometimes seems to forget which things are different from Harry Potter - for example, Milkenshland looks like a "normal human-looking school" in the first book, but it's a castle in the others, and the plane they take to school is referred to as a "train" at least twice. Some characters are also incredibly stupid, managing to forget key plot points just so that the reader can find them out in advance. Tom is even amazed that Tim knows the names of their ''closest friends'', apparently never managing to learn them himself. Here are a few more quotes:
-> a Team 10 boy with blonde hair walked up the corridor and said "Haha its Joshy. His stupid famous 30 year old mother was a pile of sweaty socks. Births in 1981. She would've died if that idiot Joshy wasn't born".[[note]]Yes, he said "Births in 1981." in the middle of his exposition-filled insult.[[/note]]
-> Quelfree looked like he just been battered by a bowling ball so Tom said to Tim "Has he been battered by a bowling ball" until Tim was confused and asked "What's a bowling ball" Tom said nevermind and Quelfree gave them both detentions for no reason.
-> "What's a Crinker" asked Tom. "Evil dolphins that can survive on land, they feed on Human and Wizard prey for jokes and cannibalize their own species when they die for fun" explained Tim. Suddenly a green eyed dolphin grabbed Tom's leg and it got bitten off. Tim helped Tom to the hospital quickly until Oswald met Tim again and tripped them over into the Crinkers. Tim lost an ear and a nose while Tom lost a hand and 3 eyelashes. Tom woke up in the hospital a week later with 50 bandages on him.

*** "AND THEN STARGLEAM [[HowDoIUsedTense WAS DIED]]!11!111!11111!1!11!"

-->''This fanfic's kinda like Passenger of Shit or Music/AnalCunt: It's blatantly, horribly unprofessional, but it's such professional unprofessionality that I can't help but be entertained by it.''

* Not nearly as bad, but still a sterling example of how crappy fanfiction can get, is the Harry Potter tale called ''ASadStory''. It's a oneshot wherein Harry is regularly beaten by Uncle Vernon, falls in love with a girl with her own abusive guardian, and is killed. The author doesn't give a damn about continuity, characterization, or common sense. ('... he grabbed Harry by the neck and dragged him to the garden Shed. He padlocked the door with at least 20 locks.')

* '''[[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/59566 The Battle]]''' is apparently a short Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic that goes nowhere. It starts with the author inserting somebody named "Trey" who apparently knows karate and beats a bully up. Then they appear out of nowhere inside Yugi's head, then they appear at Yugi's game shop. Infamously, the author even pairs himself up with one of the female characters, Anzu.

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/838284/1/What-Lies-In-A-Puzzle What Lies in a Puzzle]]'', a ''Anime/YuGiOh'' fanfic that takes the premise of Pegasus conquering the world and does little to nothing with it, contains numerous spelling and grammar errors that marginally improve as the story goes on, and a hilarious ending that can be seen coming from a mile away simply because Yugi has all five Exodia pieces.

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/838284/1/What-Lies-In-A-Puzzle What Lies in a Puzzle'', a ''Anime/YuGiOh'' fanfic that takes the premise of Pegasus conquering the world and does little to nothing with it, contains numerous spelling and grammar errors that marginally improve as the story goes on, and a hilarious ending that can be seen coming from a mile away simply because Yugi has all five Exodia pieces.

** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9844622/1/Steven-and-Amethyst-The-Love-That-Transcends-The-Doors-Of-Inanity Steven and Amethyst: The Love That Transcends The Doors of Inanity]]'' makes the above seem logical. The dialogue is [[PurpleProse pretentious]], the "erotic scenes" include [[NauseaFlu gross depictions of bodily fluids]], and the whole thing ends with Steven and Amethyst being ''digested by their combined stomach juices'', Pearl and Garnet joining them out of grief, and Greg burying them in the toilet. Also, one of the characters is Commissioner Gordon for no reason.

* ''Fanfic/{{Deserving}}'', which is what you get if you combine the plot coherence of ''MyImmortal'', the prose composition of ''Literature/TheEyeOfArgon'' and the tastefulness of ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}''. Featured on [[http://weepingcock.livejournal.com/493436.html weepingcock]] [[http://weepingcock.livejournal.com/553947.html twice]], and described by one sporker as "[[DamnedByFaintPraise not quite as bad as]] ''Hogwarts Exposed''".
* A similar [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5436269/1/Forbiden_Fruit_the_tempation_of_Edward_Cullen Twilight Badfic]] by the name of [[Fanfic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen]]. Atlantiana Rebekah [[AuthorAvatar "Tiaa"]] Loren, a [[JerkSue moody]] [[ValleyGirl young lady]] who speaks in internet acronyms, enrolls at [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Forks High]], where she promptly [[BlackHoleSue grabs everyone's attention]], including that of [[strike:the hawt pale guy]] Edward Cullen, who is now speaking a baffling combination of YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe and ALL CAPS, a 'fat and bald' uncle who subjects her to two paragraphs of IKEAErotica rape, and a 'tall white man' who announces himself to be her father. Combine this with the protagonist's status as a gothic vampire and the fact that the story positivley thrives on RougeAnglesOfSatin, and claims that this may be MyImmortal's greatest rival thus far don't seem too far off. Also, there's a talking panda bear. A talking, ''gay'' panda bear.

* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7043634/1/Me_My_Life_And_Glee Me My Life And Glee]]'' is a Glee fanfic involving CanonDefilement, Major OutOfCharacter-ness, Horrible Spelling / LeetLingo and a character named [[MarySue Clarity]] [[PuritySue Rosalina]] [[SympatheticSue Ama'ranth]] [[Music/HilaryDuff Hillary]] [[RelationshipSue Arwen]] [[FixerSue Faith]] joining the glee club because of Santana, oh wait [[Literature/TheBible Mary Magdalene]] -[[EasyEvangelism as she is now called]]- telling her she needed to join. Afterwards pretty much every guy falls in love with her. Yes. [[Creator/ChrisColfer Every]] [[DarrenCriss single]] [[Music/JustinBieber one]]. Though admitingly it is hilarious that her hair "shons in da Monlight" [[YouFailLogicForever even though it's during the day.]] The whole thing slightly resembles MyImmortal except that the author's personalities seem completely different. Possible StealthParody. It's not completed yet so hold on tight.

** [[WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack Captain K'nuckles and Flapjack]] getting [[BlackComedyRape raped]] by monkeys. ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5371201/1/Flapjack_and_Knuckles_Get_Monkey_Raped here]])

* Creator/{{Naglfar}}' fanfics, which happen to be absurd and over-the-top in a way that just drips of humor. The RougeAnglesOfSatin only adds to the absurd comedic potential. He even takes requests, such as [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4021158/1/Misunderstood this]]. He wrote fics centering around a random {{Gonk}} from ''VideoGame/FireEmblem'' who runs around as a MemeticMolester "sex god", invokes BlackComedyRape regularly, has [[ImprobableWeaponUser a penis that can stab people to death]], opens dimensional portals, and ''glow gold''. It was his fanfics that caused the Gheb MemeticMutation to start, and that made him become an EnsembleDarkhorse in FE forums everywhere.
** His stories contain horrible spelling and grammar, RougeAnglesOfSatin, pervasive research failure, and CanonDefilement. This ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4473179/1/Trust_You_Forever Final Fantasy VII]]'' fanfic is one of his more hilariously bad efforts. [[TrollFic And yes, he is a troll]].

** * ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9844622/1/Steven-and-Amethyst-The-Love-That-Transcends-The-Doors-Of-Inanity Steven and Amethyst: The Love That Transcends The Doors of Inanity]]'' makes the above seem logical. The dialogue is [[PurpleProse pretentious]], the "erotic scenes" are gross, there are random scenes of people dying, and the whole thing ends with Steven and Amethyst being ''digested by their combined stomach juices'', Pearl and Garnet joining them out of grief, and Greg burying them in the toilet. Also, one of the characters is Commissioner Gordon.

* Once upon a time, a Franchise/{{Batman}} fan decided to write a [[FilkSong song parody]]. Specifically, one based on "[[Music/LadyGaga Poker Face]]" entitled "[[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker Joker]] Face". Though painfully obvious, the idea isn't without potential... but not when the "parody" [[RefugeInAudacity consists only of the original lyrics with "Joker" in place of "poker"]].

* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12620536/1/Beauty-and-the-Faunus Beauty and the Faunus]] is a fanmade remake of Disney's Beauty and the Beast which has Blake as the Beast, Weiss is Belle, Cinder is Gaston, Emerald is [[LeFou]], and Mercury, Roman and Neo, who speaks for some reason, as the three blondes always lusting over Gaston. Oh yeah, and Ruby Rose, the fourteen year old girl known for being a fun loving girl who likes making friends, takes on the role of Cogsworth. It manages to fail very hard at being an actual remake, instead coming off as uncreative and dull, but hilariously so. The author writes it in script form, plagiarizes the original Beauty and the Beast film to such an extent all the characters pretty much have been given the personalities of other characters, resulting in all of them becoming victims of CharacterDerailment.

* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12620536/1/Beauty-and-the-Faunus]] is a fanmade remake of Disney's Beauty and the Beast which has Blake as the Beast, Weiss is Belle, Cinder is Gaston, Emerald is LeFou, and Mecrury, Roman and Neo, who speaks for some reason, as the three blondes always lusting over Gaston. It manages to fail very hard at being an actual remake, instead coming off as uncreative and dull, but hilariously so. It is only three chapters in as of this writing, but it promises to be a fun read.

* An King of the Hill fanfic, Named "The King of the Hill Episode 1: Peggy's Revenge" or just [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheKingOfTheHillEpisode1PeggysRevenge Peggy's Revenge]]. Most of the fanfic is about Peggy planning her revenge ''over'' Hank's weak sex - the ending is even weirder as people who watch Peggy's video at Youtube (Not kidding - This is said on the fanfic) or Peggy's Spanish class thinking that the "porngraphic" video was funny for some reason.

* The ''Literature/{{Redwall}}'' fanfic ''Shadow Rapes Matthias''. Well, at least you can't say it doesn't [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin deliver what it promises]]. Crash course: Matthias is the mouse hero, and Shadow is the ninja-thief-rat sent by the villain to infiltrate Redwall Abbey. In canon, they were onstage together for about three seconds, which consisted of a fight/chase scene as Shadow attempted to get the MacGuffin back to [[BigBad his boss]]. {{MST}}'d [[http://rc88.dreamwidth.org/6045.html here]]. Be warned that Matthias is, for no apparent reason but the obvious, noted to be [[{{Shotacon}} 13]], at least according to WordOfGod and the [[AdaptationDistillation TV series]]. The author's note which says so ''could'' be a clumsily phrased attempt at saying he's meant to be older in the fic, but just in case. The same author did two more fics, featuring Martin the Warrior and numerous other male characters performing [[BiggusDickus physically]] [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex implausible actions]], which are also [=MSTed=] on the linked blog. Watch out for the completely random ''Literature/{{Spellsinger}}'' ShoutOut.

* '''[[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/59566 The Battle]]''' is apparently a short Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic that goes nowhere. It starts with the author inserting somebody named "Trey" who apparently knows karate and beats a bully up. Then they appear out of nowhere inside Yugi's head, then they appear at Yugi's game shop. Infamously, the author even pairs himself up with one of the female characters, Téa.

* "A Raptor's Lust", an [[FetishRetardant "erotic"]] fanfic starring a younger, 13-year-old [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft]] and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a velociraptor]]. MST-ed by Blog/ToplessRobot [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/05/fan_fiction_friday_lara_croft_tomb_raider_in_a_rap.php here]], this story gave the world a {{Lolicon}} human-and-raptor "romance", some of the most extreme examples of AnatomicallyImpossibleSex, Rob's commentary degenerating into multiple lines of '''[[{{Angrish}} "HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE"]]''' and death threats against the author, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking copious misuse of the verb "whickered".]]

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* An King of the Hill fanfic, Named "The King of the Hill Episode 1: Peggy's Revenge" or just [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheKingOfTheHillEpisode1PeggysRevenge Peggy's Revenge]] due there only "One episode", Most of Fanfic is about Peggy plannig her revenge ''over'' Hank's weak sex, ending is even weirder as people who watch Peggy's video at Youtube (Am not kidding is said on the fanfic) or Peggy's Spanish class thinking that "Porngraphic" video was funny for some reason.

* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10976491/1/hopeles-harts Hopeles Harts]] is a short, yet bizarre ''WesternAnimation/EdEddAndEddy'' CrackFic starring Misty, a PerkyGoth, who moves next to the Eds' house with her preppy and [[AbusiveParents abusive mother]]. Immediately after moving in, the also gothic Edd (or as he's called here, [[AccidentalInnuendo Dobel Pee]]) falls in love with her, followed by a gratuitous singing of JUN's "True Love", Misty being kidnapped by "the skanks", finding her way out by '''SINGING''', the skanks running away, and a loud party. Mix it in with [[RougeAnglesOfSatin poorly-written grammar]] and constant FreudianSlip, and you've got yourself a wonder on your hands. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwtChIE15hk Here's a dramatic reading of it]].

* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7285976/1/the_awesome_adventures_of_amynda_in_the_fayz the awesome adventures of amynda in the fayz!!!!!]] is basically MyImmortal [[XMeetsY meets]] [[Literature/{{Gone}} the Gone series]]. It has literally no plot, manages to combine NoBisexuals with EveryoneIsBi, and has such egregious ProtagonistCenteredMorality that the "good guys" literally ''whip young children'' for fun, while the "antagonists" don't seem to be guilty of anything but existing.

* ''Fanfic/MyInnerLife''. Another one kicked off of the So Bad It's Horrible page for being hilariously bad instead of just plain bad. Nominally a fanfic of ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'', it's horribly written with the most blatant self-insertion Sue ever. In a situation similar to ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}'', the writer is part of what makes it the phenomenon it is, and you must understand her to understand it. She goes out of her way to screech at anyone who might openly dislike the fic in her disclaimers ''for three pages'' if you cut-and-paste it into your word processor, and feels that ViewersAreMorons to the point of putting an incredible number of footnotes - almost as long as the "people who don't like my fic are evil" rants. Apparently, readers aren't bright enough to figure out what a "spring festival" is. Most of all, she's clearly ''dead serious'' about all the things that many suspect of being parody in ''MyImmortal'' and the like. This is someone who has less ability to take criticism than Uwe Boll.