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** Rei does this in chapter 11 regarding her relationship with Kaworu. Asuka just rolls her eyes and comments "Boy, those reflexes you learned off me are a bitch". Given Asuka's own experience, she's able to get Rei to admit that Kaworu is her boyfriend less than a minute after this exchange.
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* Happens with Ruby and Sapphire in the ''Manga/PokemonSpecial'' HighSchoolAU ''Fanfic/AMiscellaneousTaleOfNightAndDay'':

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* Happens with Ruby and Sapphire in the ''Manga/PokemonSpecial'' ''Manga/PokemonAdventures'' HighSchoolAU ''Fanfic/AMiscellaneousTaleOfNightAndDay'':



* In ''Manga/PokemonSpecial'' fanfic series ''Fanfic/TheForeverTrilogy'', this occurs nearly every chapter with Goldy and Sapph.

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* In ''Manga/PokemonSpecial'' ''Manga/PokemonAdventures'' fanfic series ''Fanfic/TheForeverTrilogy'', this occurs nearly every chapter with Goldy and Sapph.
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* ''Fanfic/TheManyDatesOfDannyFenton'' (''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' WesternAnimation, [[{{Series}} TV Series]], and ComicBooks.): At the carnival, Danny tries to explain that [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Katie Kaboom]] is not his girlfriend when he's gifted a pass for all the rides, but is interrupted by Katie herself.
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** By ''Ghosts of the Past'', this has developed into a grudging acknowledgement that they are attracted to each other, with a tacit admittance that they love each other (platonically), but they're still JustFriends, FlirtingUnderFire be damned.

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** By ''Ghosts of the Past'', this has developed into a grudging acknowledgement that they are attracted to each other, with a tacit admittance that they love each other (platonically), but they're still JustFriends, FlirtingUnderFire be damned. [[spoiler: They hook up in chapter 46.]]
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* Natsuki and Yuri in the ''Fanfic/DokiDokiLiteratureClubLoops'' are both unwilling to engage in romance, primarily because of the nature of [[VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub their baseline.]] This doesn't stop their friends from scheming to make them a couple. [[spoiler:Once Yuri finds out Natsuki thinks of herself as impossible to love, she immediately counters by picking her up and kissing her--it helps that they were at a wedding at the time, and they have since started dating for real.]]

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* What Daichi says about Haruhi in the ''Manga/RosarioToVampire''/''Manga/KamenRiderSpirits'' crossover ''FanFic/ShowaAndVampire''. Justified due to his girl problems.



* What Daichi says about Haruhi in the ''Manga/RosarioToVampire''/''Manga/KamenRiderSpirits'' crossover ''FanFic/ShowaAndVampire''. Justified due to his girl problems.
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* ''Fanfic/TheMoreThingsChange'': Ukyou and Ryouga repeat over and over they're not a couple. Nobody believes them.
-->'''Yuka:''' And given all things equal, I'll bet on Ranma.\\
'''Ukyou:''' You guys really don't think Ryouga has a chance?\\
'''Nabiki''': Defending your boyfriend, Ukyou?\\
'''Ukyou:''' He is NOT my boyfriend!
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* The ''Film/StarTrek'' fanfic ''Fanfic/WrittenInTheStars'' revolves around this trope for the first part of the story. Fem!Kirk discovers from Spock Prime that he and her own Prime counterpart were married... and then the spirit of that counterpart gets stuck inside her head, and makes hints about the alternate pair's relationship whenever she gets the chance.

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* The ''Film/StarTrek'' ''Film/StarTrek2009'' fanfic ''Fanfic/WrittenInTheStars'' revolves around this trope for the first part of the story. Fem!Kirk discovers from Spock Prime that he and her own Prime counterpart were married... and then the spirit of that counterpart gets stuck inside her head, and makes hints about the alternate pair's relationship whenever she gets the chance.

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* ''Fanfic/NeitherABirdNorAPlaneItsDeku'', the proprietor of a local restaurant in Nagoya jokingly asks if Momo finally found a boyfriend when she and Izuku walk in the odor. The thought of being mistaken for a couple alone makes Izuku's brain do somersaults, while Momo flatly denies anything between them other than a mutual admiration for Princess Shazam. Izuku then feels like he should be a lot happier about that then he actually is.
-->'''Jomu:''' Oh, and you got company, too. Little Momo finally manage to snag herself a boyfriend?\\
'''Izuku:''' H-Huh?! Y-Y-Y-Y-You've g-g-g-got-\\
'''Momo:''' Hardly. We met on the street, bonded over a shared love for Princess Shazam, and now we're getting lunch. That's all.
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* ''[[FanFic/AdoptedDisplaced Three More Things!]]'' has a RunningGag where Jade insists that Hsi Wu is not her boyfriend, even though EveryoneCanSeeIt. There's also a variant of saying "I'm not his Mistress" whenever someone makes a joke about her controlling him now that he's her familiar. [[spoiler: Though the boyfriend one gets dropped after the ''Chosen One'' arc, when she stops denying her feelings for him.]]
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* Played as straight as possible in the third chapter of the LightNovel/FullMetalPanic [[AlternateUniverse AU]] fic ''FanFic/BrothersInArms'', when Tessa very vocally denies that she has feelings for Garon. That stance lasts about two minutes.

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* Played as straight as possible in the third chapter of the LightNovel/FullMetalPanic [[AlternateUniverse AU]] fic ''FanFic/BrothersInArms'', ''FanFic/FullMetalPanicBonds'', when Tessa very vocally denies that she has feelings for Garon. That stance lasts about two minutes.

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* In ''[[FanFic/AGunToLovesHead A Gun to Love's Head]]'' despite the fact that Light and L insist that they aren't lovers Mello refuses to believe them [[spoiler: until it becomes true]].

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* In ''[[FanFic/AGunToLovesHead A Gun to Love's Head]]'' ''FanFic/AGunToLovesHead'' despite the fact that Light and L insist that they aren't lovers Mello refuses to believe them [[spoiler: until it becomes true]].



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* In ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Pretender}}'', Frederick has this reaction when Chrom tells him that he [[SlashFic and Robin]] could adopt after Frederick complains that his mother [[IWantGrandkids pesters him for grandchildren.]] However, this is because Frederick wants neither to force Robin into a relationship nor [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship to break off their friendship.]]



* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': In chapter 5 Asuka spent a looong time berating Shinji, complaining about that idiot not calling her, not noticing that she was worried about him and making excuses for staying in his house and sleeping in his bed. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046811/029/ Jessika asked her if “idiot” was German for “boyfriend”]]. Asuka’s answer was as angry as predictable:

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* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': ''Manga/Evangelion303'': In chapter 5 Asuka spent a looong time berating Shinji, complaining about that idiot not calling her, not noticing that she was worried about him and making excuses for staying in his house and sleeping in his bed. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046811/029/ Jessika asked her if “idiot” was German for “boyfriend”]]. Asuka’s answer was as angry as predictable:



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* ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears'': In "Chemical Imbalances, Kissing, and Other Sappy Things", [[ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} Scott]] reiterates ComicBook/JeanGrey is not his girlfriend.
-->Someone must have picked up on the other side of the line Jade had dialed. "Shelly, Scott's here to see Katy. Can I send him up? He brought a..." -- Jade winked at her and Jean decided right there she was going to like this woman -- "... a female friend with him today. Can I send her up too? Yes, it appears Slim, does indeed have a girlfriend. Some of the older girls around here are going to be heart-broken."\\
"She is not my girlfriend," Scott protested loudly, blushing a little, "She's a close friend, I go to school with."\\
Jade covered the mouthpiece of the telephone and replied, "Shelly said she heard that and you are protesting way too much for her not to be your girlfriend. 'Bout time you got yourself a life." Scott groaned and blushed a little redder. Jade chuckled at that display and took her hand off the mouthpiece. "I'll send them both right up." She hung up the phone, gave Jean a wide grin and offered a hand. "Hi, I'm Jade and regardless of what Shelly might tell you later, I run this nut house."\\
"Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Jean," she responded, shaking the older woman's hand. "Otherwise known as 'not-Scott's-girlfriend.'" That response pulled another groan from Scott.



* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Pretender}}'', Frederick has this reaction when Chrom tells him that he [[SlashFic and Robin]] could adopt after Frederick complains that his mother [[IWantGrandkids pesters him for grandchildren.]] However, this is because Frederick wants neither to force Robin into a relationship nor [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship to break off their friendship.]]
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* Averted in ''Fanfic/BravelyTangledUpWithDragons''--Flynn asks Hiccup where his girlfriend went, referring to Merida, but Hiccup narrowly avoids saying this as Flynn took a tree branch to the face, swung by none other than Merida.

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* Averted in ''Fanfic/BravelyTangledUpWithDragons''--Flynn asks Hiccup where his girlfriend went, referring to Merida, but Hiccup narrowly avoids saying this as Flynn took takes a tree branch to the face, swung by none other than Merida.



* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Pretender}}'', Frederick has this reaction when Chrom tells him that he [[SlashFic and Robin]] could adopt after Frederick complains that his mother [[IWantGrandkids pesters him for grandchildren.]] Although this is because Frederick does not desire to force Robin into a relationship nor [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship break off their friendship.]]

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* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Pretender}}'', Frederick has this reaction when Chrom tells him that he [[SlashFic and Robin]] could adopt after Frederick complains that his mother [[IWantGrandkids pesters him for grandchildren.]] Although However, this is because Frederick does not desire wants neither to force Robin into a relationship nor [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship to break off their friendship.]]
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* In ''Fanic/BoysUndSenshado'', Akio says this when his mother asks if [[Anime/GirlsUndPanzer Miho]] is his girlfriend.

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* In ''Fanic/BoysUndSenshado'', ''Fanfic/BoysUndSenshado'', Akio says this when his mother asks if [[Anime/GirlsUndPanzer Miho]] is his girlfriend.

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* Used (sometimes word for word) by Franchise/{{Naruto}} whenever Jiraiya teases him about his relationship with Hinata in the fanfic ''FanFic/{{Team 8}}''.



* Used (sometimes word for word) by Franchise/{{Naruto}} whenever Jiraiya teases him about his relationship with Hinata in the fanfic ''FanFic/{{Team 8}}''.



* The ''Film/StarTrek'' fanfic ''Fanfic/WrittenInTheStars'' revolves around this trope for the first part of the story. Fem!Kirk discovers from Spock Prime that he and her own Prime counterpart were married... and then the spirit of that counterpart gets stuck inside her head, and makes hints about the alternate two's relationship whenever she gets the chance.
* In ''FanFic/AFarGreenCountry'', chapter 12, when Surad mentions "your girlfriend", Elden says, "She's not my girlfriend." Surad still believes that Nellas is his girlfriend.

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* The ''Film/StarTrek'' fanfic ''Fanfic/WrittenInTheStars'' revolves around this trope for the first part of the story. Fem!Kirk discovers from Spock Prime that he and her own Prime counterpart were married... and then the spirit of that counterpart gets stuck inside her head, and makes hints about the alternate two's pair's relationship whenever she gets the chance.
* In ''FanFic/AFarGreenCountry'', chapter 12, when Surad mentions "your girlfriend", girlfriend," Elden says, "She's not my girlfriend." Surad still believes that Nellas is his girlfriend.


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* [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition Cullen]] says this more than once about his colleague Evvy in the first installment of ''Fanfic/SkyholdAcademyYearbook.'' As Varric accurately points out in response, "She ''would'' be if you'd quit sitting on your hands about it."

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* In ''FanFic/ChildOfTheStorm,'' [[ObliviousToLove Harry]] and Carol insist, repeatedly, that they are ''not'' attracted to each other, it's merely a mutual case of StupidSexyFriend, they are [[JustFriends nothing more than close friends]], and that their SleepCute was totally platonic. They are utterly baffled about why/irritated by the fact that [[EveryoneCanSeeIt everyone thinks that they have]] [[UnresolvedSexualTension UST going on]]. Which they do. Lots of it. Admittedly, Harry has considered the idea once or twice, and Carol's eyed him up a couple of times, but [[UnwantedHarem given how many boys drool over Carol,]] he understandably [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship doesn't want to push things.]] Plus, they're both young teenagers and not in a rush.

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* In ''FanFic/ChildOfTheStorm,'' [[ObliviousToLove Harry]] and Carol insist, repeatedly, that they are ''not'' attracted to each other, it's merely a mutual case of StupidSexyFriend, they are [[JustFriends nothing more than close friends]], and that their SleepCute was totally platonic. They are utterly baffled about why/irritated about/irritated by the fact that [[EveryoneCanSeeIt everyone thinks that they have]] [[UnresolvedSexualTension UST going on]]. Which they do. Lots of it. Admittedly, Harry has considered the idea once or twice, and Carol's eyed him up a couple of times, but [[UnwantedHarem given how many boys drool over Carol,]] he understandably [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship doesn't want to push things.]] Plus, they're both young teenagers and not in a rush.




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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12219898/5/Family Family]]'' Harry and Susan keep saying this about each other.
-->'''David:''' Alright team, remember what we been practicing for the last few weeks. Harry, like we discussed, okay? Just fly around doing crazy stuff like you usually do. The 'Claws will be too distracted to pay attention to the quaffle, and if you get the chance, grab the snitch; oh, and please, for the love of Merlin don't go and kill yourself trying to grab the damn thing. It's just a game, after all. And I don't fancy your girlfriend beating me up 'cuz you got injured!\\
'''Harry:''' She's not my...\\
'''David:''' Yeah, right, keep telling yourself that kid.
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* Laura and Yussef through much of the ''LyricalNanoha'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] ''[[FanFic/DevaSeries Academy Blues]]''.

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* Laura and Yussef through much of the ''LyricalNanoha'' ''Franchise/LyricalNanoha'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] ''[[FanFic/DevaSeries Academy Blues]]''.
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** By ''Ghosts of the Past'', this has developed into a grudging acknowledgement that they are attracted to each other, with a tacit admittance that they love each other (platonically), but they're still JustFriends.

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** By ''Ghosts of the Past'', this has developed into a grudging acknowledgement that they are attracted to each other, with a tacit admittance that they love each other (platonically), but they're still JustFriends.
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* A sidestory of ''Fanfic/PokemonResetBloodlines'' has Misty explicitly state about Ash: "[[MythologyGag He's a boy, and he's my friend, but he's not my boyfriend]]." At this point, however, it's pretty clear that she's attracted to him.
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** By ''Ghosts of the Past'', this has developed into a grudging acknowledgement that they are attracted to each other, with a tacit admittance that they love each other (platonically), but they're still JustFriends.


* Stated quite emphatically in ''FanFic/FalloutEquestria'' by both Calamity and Velvet Remedy in Stable 29. Littlepip [[GenreSavvy doesn't buy it]].

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* Stated quite emphatically in ''FanFic/FalloutEquestria'' by both Calamity and Velvet Remedy in Stable 29. Littlepip [[GenreSavvy doesn't buy it]].it.
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* In ''FanFic/ChildOfTheStorm,'' [[ObliviousToLove Harry]] and Carol insist, repeatedly, that they are ''not'' attracted to each other, it's merely a mutual case of StupidSexyFriend, they are [[JustFriends nothing more than close friends]], and that their SleepCute was totally platonic. They are utterly baffled as to why [[EveryoneCanSeeIt everyone thinks that they have]] [[UnresolvedSexualTension UST going on]]. Admittedly, Harry has considered the idea once or twice, but given how many boys drool over Carol, he understandably [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship doesn't want to push things.]] Plus, they're both young teenagers and not in a rush.

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* In ''FanFic/ChildOfTheStorm,'' [[ObliviousToLove Harry]] and Carol insist, repeatedly, that they are ''not'' attracted to each other, it's merely a mutual case of StupidSexyFriend, they are [[JustFriends nothing more than close friends]], and that their SleepCute was totally platonic. They are utterly baffled as to why about why/irritated by the fact that [[EveryoneCanSeeIt everyone thinks that they have]] [[UnresolvedSexualTension UST going on]]. Which they do. Lots of it. Admittedly, Harry has considered the idea once or twice, and Carol's eyed him up a couple of times, but [[UnwantedHarem given how many boys drool over Carol, Carol,]] he understandably [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship doesn't want to push things.]] Plus, they're both young teenagers and not in a rush.
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* In ''FanFic/ChildOfTheStorm,'' [[ObliviousToLove Harry]] and {{Tsundere Carol}} insist, repeatedly, that they are ''not'' attracted to each other, it's merely a mutual case of StupidSexyFriend, they are [[JustFriends nothing more than close friends]], and that their SleepCute was totally platonic. They are utterly baffled as to why [[EveryoneCanSeeIt everyone thinks that they have]] [[UnresolvedSexualTension UST going on]]. Admittedly, Harry has considered the idea once or twice, but given how many boys drool over Carol, he understandably [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship doesn't want to push things.]] Plus, they're both young teenagers and not in a rush.

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* In ''FanFic/ChildOfTheStorm,'' [[ObliviousToLove Harry]] and {{Tsundere Carol}} Carol insist, repeatedly, that they are ''not'' attracted to each other, it's merely a mutual case of StupidSexyFriend, they are [[JustFriends nothing more than close friends]], and that their SleepCute was totally platonic. They are utterly baffled as to why [[EveryoneCanSeeIt everyone thinks that they have]] [[UnresolvedSexualTension UST going on]]. Admittedly, Harry has considered the idea once or twice, but given how many boys drool over Carol, he understandably [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship doesn't want to push things.]] Plus, they're both young teenagers and not in a rush.
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* In ''FanFic/ChildOfTheStorm,'' [[ObliviousToLove Harry]] and {{Tsundere Carol}} insist, repeatedly, that they are ''not'' attracted to each other, it's merely a mutual case of StupidSexyFriend, they are [[JustFriends nothing more than close friends]], and that their SleepCute was totally platonic. They are utterly baffled as to why [[EveryoneCanSeeIt everyone thinks that they have]] [[UnresolvedSexualTension UST going on]]. Admittedly, Harry has considered the idea once or twice, but given how many boys drool over Carol, he understandably [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship doesn't want to push things.]] Plus, they're both young teenagers and not in a rush.
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* Between Green Grass and Twilight in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fic ''Fanfic/TravelingTutorAndTheLibrarian''.



* Between Green Grass and Twilight in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fic ''Fanfic/TravelingTutorAndTheLibrarian''.

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* When Hermione is forcing Draco to take back his insults in ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical'', Ron chimes in with this:
-->'''Ron:''' And that stuff about Hermione being my girlfriend, that's not even a little bit true!



* When Hermione is forcing Draco to take back his insults in ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical'', Ron chimes in with this:
-->'''Ron:''' And that stuff about Hermione being my girlfriend, that's not even a little bit true!
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* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': In chapter 5 Asuka spent a looong time berating Shinji, complaining about that idiot not calling her, not noticing that she was worried about him and making excuses for staying in his house and sleeping in his home. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046811/029/ Jessika asked her if “idiot” was German for “boyfriend”]]. Asuka’s answer was as angry as predictable:

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* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': In chapter 5 Asuka spent a looong time berating Shinji, complaining about that idiot not calling her, not noticing that she was worried about him and making excuses for staying in his house and sleeping in his home.bed. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046811/029/ Jessika asked her if “idiot” was German for “boyfriend”]]. Asuka’s answer was as angry as predictable:
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-->Sonic: WHAT?! Amy's... NOT... MY FLOOZY!!!

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-->Sonic: -->'''Sonic:''' WHAT?! Amy's... NOT... MY FLOOZY!!!



-->'''Grimmjow:''' You're in a mood to fight. Was she your woman, or something?

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-->'''Grimmjow:''' --->'''Grimmjow:''' You're in a mood to fight. Was she your woman, or something?something?\\

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* ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'': At the beginning of the story Asuka denied Shinji was her boyfriend and vice versa. One of the reasons is they did not know where they stood with each other and the only thing they were certain about is they did not want to remain apart. Other of the reasons is they were in denial. Later they got together--after a fashion--but Asuka was unsure about her own feelings for a while, so she denied it until her doubts disappeared.
** In chapter 30:
--->'''Ching''': No, I didn't peek in the window and see you making out with your boyfriend\\
'''Asuka''': He is not my boyfriend! I mean… we haven't talked about it… I don't know
* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'': Asuka constantly denied that Shinji was her boyfriend before getting together. Ironically, she hates having to put up this act all the time in order to keep her relationship secret after she and Shinji became a couple.
** In chapter 5 Touji called them "husband and wife". Cue red faces and denial in unison.
* When Hermione is forcing Draco to take back his insults in ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical'', Ron chimes in with this:
-->'''Ron:''' And that stuff about Hermione being my girlfriend, that's not even a little bit true!
* ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'':
** Asuka several times insisted there was nothing between her and Shinji, he was just a friend and she was not his girlfriend and will definitely not be his wife. Nobody was convinced.
** In chapter 4:
--->'''Kaji''': ''(in front of Asuka)'' And why not talk about the future, Asuka? Or should I say Ikari Asuka Langley?\\
''Asuka turns a vivid shade of red while Shinji tries to hide himself under the table.''\\
'''Asuka''': Kaji-san, please understand that there's nothing between me and stupid Shinji, okay?\\
''Everyone is grinning and staring at them, not really convinced by Asuka's words.''
* ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'': In chapter 6 Asuka claimed she wrapped her arm around Shinji's earlier because she was trying to make Kaji jealous and she did not like her fellow pilot. Of course, everyone disregarded her claims.
* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': In chapter 5 Asuka spent a looong time berating Shinji, complaining about that idiot not calling her, not noticing that she was worried about him and making excuses for staying in his house and sleeping in his home. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046811/029/ Jessika asked her if “idiot” was German for “boyfriend”]]. Asuka’s answer was as angry as predictable:
-->'''Asuka''': WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
* ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'': A girl asks Asuka if Shinji is her boyfriend. When Asuka claimed they were JustFriends, the girl suggested maybe she would get him all for herself, then. Asuka chewed her head off.
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' brings us a case of ''He'' Is Not My Girlfriend:
-->'''Melvin:''' If you're done fighting with your girlfriend, we have a card game to finish!\\
'''Florence:''' [[BlatantLies He's not my girlfriend!]]\\
'''Marik:''' [[IResembleThatRemark You tell him, honey!]]
* Fakir claims this about Ahiru in a ''Princess Tutu Abridged'' episode.
* In ''Fanfic/{{Assumptions}}'': The first sentence out of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash's]] mouth when Caramel introduces her to his siblings is clarifying that they aren't an item. His family exchanges bemused expressions, but they drop it when they decide to let the two figure it out on their own.
* In ''Fanfic/{{Reconciliation}}'', a ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo'' fanfic that takes place after Hanako's bad ending, Hanako says this about Sho, her publicist and the closest thing she has to a friend as of the start of the fic. [[spoiler:They eventually become a couple]].
* In ''FanFic/PointOfSuccession'' Light gets annoyed when L proclaims him to be "my boyfriend" [[spoiler: [[FriendsWithBenefits after they slept together once.]]]]
* In the ''VisualNovel/MuvLuvAlternative''[=/=]''VideoGame/ArmoredCore'' crossover ''FanFic/ProjectIgnition'', this is common enough with Adler and Selene, seeing everyone sees them as a couple. However, pressing the issue is dangerous as it appears to be one of [[AntiHero Adler's]] {{Berserk Button}}s. Sort of, because usually pressing his BerserkButton actually causes violence--in this case, it's just yelling.
* In ''[[FanFic/AGunToLovesHead A Gun to Love's Head]]'' despite the fact that Light and L insist that they aren't lovers Mello refuses to believe them [[spoiler: until it becomes true]].
* A RunningGag in ''Fanfic/IWontSay'':
-->'''Light:''' Hello, everyone, I'm Light, L's boyfr--\\
'''L:''' My co-worker!
* In the ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'' fanfic ''FanFic/AllThingsEnd'', Computer teases Courage about a dog he met in which he responds with this. He gets his revenge on Computer when Nina comes into the picture, playing up the same thing.
* Happens with Ruby and Sapphire in the ''Manga/PokemonSpecial'' HighSchoolAU ''Fanfic/AMiscellaneousTaleOfNightAndDay'':
-->'''Gold''': Ah, you two are [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple like an old married couple]]\\
'''Ruby and Sapphire''': ''Stop saying that!''
** This also happened with Red and Yellow once, but in a [[NotWhatItLooksLike much more perverted sense]].
* When Heimdall implies that Ayra is tied romantically to Nico in the ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Aska}}'', Nico answers like this ''for her'', while laughing at the ridiculous idea.
* When Kira first gets a crush on Kid in the ''Manga/SoulEater'' fanfic ''Fanfic/BlackAndGold'', he immediately lets her down easy by informing her he's engaged (something L.J. avoided doing until the last minute). L.J. then claims she wouldn't care if Kira did pursue a relationship with Kid, citing the trope name.

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* ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'': At the beginning of the story Asuka denied Shinji was her boyfriend and vice versa. One of the reasons is they did not know where they stood with each other and the only thing they were certain about is they did not want to remain apart. Other of the reasons is they were in denial. Later they got together--after a fashion--but Asuka was unsure about her own feelings for a while, so she denied it until her doubts disappeared.
** In chapter 30:
--->'''Ching''': No, I didn't peek in the window and see you making out with your boyfriend\\
'''Asuka''': He is not my boyfriend! I mean… we haven't talked about it… I don't know
* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'': Asuka constantly denied that Shinji was her boyfriend before getting together. Ironically, she hates having to put up this act all the time in order to keep her relationship secret after she and Shinji became a couple.
** In chapter 5 Touji called them "husband and wife". Cue red faces and denial in unison.
* When Hermione is forcing Draco to take back his insults in ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical'', Ron chimes in with this:
-->'''Ron:''' And that stuff about Hermione being my girlfriend, that's not even a little bit true!
* ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'':
** Asuka several times insisted there was nothing between her and Shinji, he was just a friend and she was not his girlfriend and will definitely not be his wife. Nobody was convinced.
** In chapter 4:
--->'''Kaji''': ''(in front of Asuka)'' And why not talk about the future, Asuka? Or should I say Ikari Asuka Langley?\\
''Asuka turns a vivid shade of red while Shinji tries to hide himself under the table.''\\
'''Asuka''': Kaji-san, please understand that there's nothing between me and stupid Shinji, okay?\\
''Everyone is grinning and staring at them, not really convinced by Asuka's words.''
* ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'': In chapter 6 Asuka claimed she wrapped her arm around Shinji's earlier because she was trying to make Kaji jealous and she did not like her fellow pilot. Of course, everyone disregarded her claims.
* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': In chapter 5 Asuka spent a looong time berating Shinji, complaining about that idiot not calling her, not noticing that she was worried about him and making excuses for staying in his house and sleeping in his home. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046811/029/ Jessika asked her if “idiot” was German for “boyfriend”]]. Asuka’s answer was as angry as predictable:
-->'''Asuka''': WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
* ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'': A girl asks Asuka if Shinji is her boyfriend. When Asuka claimed they were JustFriends, the girl suggested maybe she would get him all for herself, then. Asuka chewed her head off.
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' brings us a case of ''He'' Is Not My Girlfriend:
-->'''Melvin:''' If you're done fighting with your girlfriend, we have a card game to finish!\\
'''Florence:''' [[BlatantLies He's not my girlfriend!]]\\
'''Marik:''' [[IResembleThatRemark You tell him, honey!]]
* Fakir claims this about Ahiru in a ''Princess Tutu Abridged'' episode.
* In ''Fanfic/{{Assumptions}}'': The first sentence out of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash's]] mouth when Caramel introduces her to his siblings is clarifying that they aren't an item. His family exchanges bemused expressions, but they drop it when they decide to let the two figure it out on their own.
* In ''Fanfic/{{Reconciliation}}'', a ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo'' fanfic that takes place after Hanako's bad ending, Hanako says this about Sho, her publicist and the closest thing she has to a friend as of the start of the fic. [[spoiler:They eventually become a couple]].
* In ''FanFic/PointOfSuccession'' Light gets annoyed when L proclaims him to be "my boyfriend" [[spoiler: [[FriendsWithBenefits after they slept together once.]]]]
* In the ''VisualNovel/MuvLuvAlternative''[=/=]''VideoGame/ArmoredCore'' crossover ''FanFic/ProjectIgnition'', this is common enough with Adler and Selene, seeing everyone sees them as a couple. However, pressing the issue is dangerous as it appears to be one of [[AntiHero Adler's]] {{Berserk Button}}s. Sort of, because usually pressing his BerserkButton actually causes violence--in this case, it's just yelling.
* In ''[[FanFic/AGunToLovesHead A Gun to Love's Head]]'' despite the fact that Light and L insist that they aren't lovers Mello refuses to believe them [[spoiler: until it becomes true]].
* A RunningGag in ''Fanfic/IWontSay'':
-->'''Light:''' Hello, everyone, I'm Light, L's boyfr--\\
'''L:''' My co-worker!
* In the ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'' fanfic ''FanFic/AllThingsEnd'', Computer teases Courage about a dog he met in which he responds with this. He gets his revenge on Computer when Nina comes into the picture, playing up the same thing.
* Happens with Ruby and Sapphire in the ''Manga/PokemonSpecial'' HighSchoolAU ''Fanfic/AMiscellaneousTaleOfNightAndDay'':
-->'''Gold''': Ah, you two are [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple like an old married couple]]\\
'''Ruby and Sapphire''': ''Stop saying that!''
** This also happened with Red and Yellow once, but in a [[NotWhatItLooksLike much more perverted sense]].
* When Heimdall implies that Ayra is tied romantically to Nico in the ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Aska}}'', Nico answers like this ''for her'', while laughing at the ridiculous idea.
* When Kira first gets a crush on Kid in the ''Manga/SoulEater'' fanfic ''Fanfic/BlackAndGold'', he immediately lets her down easy by informing her he's engaged (something L.J. avoided doing until the last minute). L.J. then claims she wouldn't care if Kira did pursue a relationship with Kid, citing the trope name.
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* In the ''VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeon'' fanfic ''FanFic/BraveNewWorld'', Ash and Misty vocally claim not to be a couple, in spite of three Pokemon who consider them in specific terms to be their parents.
** Pikachu and the ninja Buneary get this a lot too.
* Played as straight as possible in the third chapter of the LightNovel/FullMetalPanic [[AlternateUniverse AU]] fic ''FanFic/BrothersInArms'', when Tessa very vocally denies that she has feelings for Garon. That stance lasts about two minutes.
* In the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''FanFic/CindysStory'', during their Cyndaquil and Quilava years, this was the case with Cindy and Ty. [[spoiler: In their Typhlosion forms, they are basically… er… HappilyMarried?]]
** Amber has denied that she has a crush on Sombra.
* Laura and Yussef through much of the ''LyricalNanoha'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] ''[[FanFic/DevaSeries Academy Blues]]''.
** Allison does this regarding Noah in ''Endless Waltz''.
* Draco towards Ebony in ''Fanfic/EbonyDarknessDementiaRavenWayVsCanon''. Justified since, well, she isn't. Good luck telling her that, though.



* Almaz says this about Sapphire in ''Disgaea'' fanfic ''FanFic/FailToTheKing'', leading Aria to amend her previous statement:
-->'''Aria''': His girlfriend without benefits.

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* Almaz says In ''Fanfic/{{Equestrylvania}}'', this is Twilight's reaction when her friends see Roaring Yawn's picture and tease her about Sapphire in ''Disgaea'' fanfic ''FanFic/FailToTheKing'', leading Aria to amend him.
** [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin Jonathan]] has the same reaction when people suggest this relationship between him and [[ChildhoodFriend Charlotte]].
** When Luna suggests Celestia has a crush on [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaChroniclesOfSorrow Julius Belmont]], Celestia quickly changes the subject... but doesn't deny it.
** This is also Rainbow Dash's reaction whenever anyone points out the obvious BelligerentSexualTension between
her previous statement:
-->'''Aria''': His girlfriend without benefits.
and Shatterstorm.



* Averil, about Zack, in the ''Manga/TsubasaReservoirChronicle'' fic ''FanFic/{{Freefall}}''. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt No one believes him.]] [[spoiler: Caleb has this regarding Finn later on, and eventually stops denying it since it's easier than trying to explain.]]
* Deidara denies being in a relationship with Hidan in chapter ten of ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}'' fic ''FanFic/GenderConfusion''. Guess what happens a few chapters later?
* In ''Fanfic/GoosebumpsAdventure'' Courtney and Justin both insist this, even though EveryoneCanSeeIt.
* Harry about Hermione in chapter 75 of ''FanFic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality''.
-->'''Harry:''' And ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am. Not. Her. Boyfriend!]]''
** Hermione followed suit a few lines later.
* This happens a lot to Lion-O and Jagra in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Thundercats 2011}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/HeroesOfThundera''.
* Peter Hawthorne and Lila Kirk early in the second story of ''FanFic/InternationalAcademyOfHetaliaFanfiction''.
* Beast Boy's reaction when Robotman refers to Jinx as his girlfriend in ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' fic ''FanFic/JewelOfDarkness''.

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* Averil, ''FanFic/DoctorWhoovesTheSeries'' has the [[ChickMagnet Doctor]] and Twilight, his companion. Or, shall we say, more than companion?
-->'''The Doctor''': No, Twilight and I are strictly... That is to say, she's a sweet girl but... No. While I do care
about Zack, in the ''Manga/TsubasaReservoirChronicle'' fic ''FanFic/{{Freefall}}''. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt No one believes him.]] [[spoiler: Caleb has this regarding Finn later on, and eventually stops denying it since it's easier than trying to explain.]]
* Deidara denies being in a relationship with Hidan in chapter ten of ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}'' fic ''FanFic/GenderConfusion''. Guess what happens a few chapters later?
* In ''Fanfic/GoosebumpsAdventure'' Courtney and Justin both insist this, even though EveryoneCanSeeIt.
* Harry about Hermione in chapter 75 of ''FanFic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality''.
-->'''Harry:''' And ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am. Not. Her. Boyfriend!]]''
** Hermione followed suit a few lines later.
* This happens a lot to Lion-O and Jagra in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Thundercats 2011}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/HeroesOfThundera''.
* Peter Hawthorne and Lila Kirk early in the second story of ''FanFic/InternationalAcademyOfHetaliaFanfiction''.
* Beast Boy's reaction when Robotman refers to Jinx as his girlfriend in ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' fic ''FanFic/JewelOfDarkness''.
her well-being, I am not--



* In the ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] ''FanFic/KonohaNoSenkouArashi'', Sasuke claims this about Naruto when Inari points it out.
-->'''Sasuke:''' [[BlatantLies Our relationship is completely professional!]]
* Chloe says this about Bobby in Chapter 6 of the ''VideoGame/AuditionOnline'' fanfic ''FanFic/LearningFromNightmares''.
* Dusk and Tootsie Flute have some of these moments in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic ''FanFic/LunaTheMatchMaker'', until some [[ShipperOnDeck pushing and manipulating by everyone around them]] convinced them to have a RelationshipUpgrade.
* Uttered insistently by both Dr Drakken and Shego to anyone that will listen toward the end of ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' fanfic ''Fanfic/{{Maslow}}''. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt No one believes them.]]
* Hatake about the blacksmith's daughter in ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}'' fic ''FanFic/MissionAccomplished'', also PunctuatedForEmphasis.
* In ''Fanfic/{{Equestrylvania}}'', this is Twilight's reaction when her friends see Roaring Yawn's picture and tease her about him.
** [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin Jonathan]] has the same reaction when people suggest this relationship between him and [[ChildhoodFriend Charlotte]].
** When Luna suggests Celestia has a crush on [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaChroniclesOfSorrow Julius Belmont]], Celestia quickly changes the subject... but doesn't deny it.
** This is also Rainbow Dash's reaction whenever anyone points out the obvious BelligerentSexualTension between her and Shatterstorm.



* Twilight's reaction in ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic ''FanFic/NightsFavoredChild'' when Nightmare Moon jokingly suggests this about her relationship with Orion.
* In the ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' fic ''FanFic/OfLoveAndBunnies'', Tommy and Kim frequently do this.
** Subverted when a dream-interpreting fortuneteller assumes Adam is Kira's boyfriend ([[ItMakesSenseInContext mostly because Kira was sitting on Adam's lap at the time]]). Since they aren't even remotely a couple (dating other people, vast age difference, barely know each other), they're rather confused by the assumption.
* In the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' PeggySue fic ''FanFic/OhGodNotAgain'':
-->'''Remus:''' Nymphadora is not my girlfriend!
-->'''Harry:''' She lets you call her [[EmbarrassingFirstName Nymphadora]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' trollfic ''Fanfic/OneLessLonelyGurl'', Spongebob had to explain that C'ren wasn't his girlfriend even though he had her stay over at his house for the night.
* Almost every couple in ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/OvercomingTheClashingTides''.
** Jay and Ashley ''have'' admitted they do have feelings for each other but whenever an outsider points this out... Cue, death glares and denials.
** It doesn't happen often with [[spoiler: Bronze]] and [[spoiler: Lizzie,]] but it's there.
* When Raijin asks Haruto if Arisu is his girlfriend in ''Fanfic/PersonaUltraviolet'', Haruto quickly denies it.
* Missy denies having any feelings for Dan in the early couple of chapters of ''FanFic/PokemonStormClouds''. She's not fooling anyone.
* Shouted word-for-word by Sean after being asked about Maria in ''FanFic/PowerRangersGPX''.
* In ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] fic ''FanFic/QueenOfAllOni'', Jackie really wishes people would stop calling Viper "his girl".
* In the ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] ''FanFic/{{Resurrection}}'', Danni and Sam [[spoiler:until the RelationshipUpgrade]].
* In the ''Anime/YuGiOh5Ds'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Shadowchasers}}'', Gears repeatedly denies that Mistle is his girlfriend. Of course, none of teammates (and Jalal) believe him.
* What Daichi says about Haruhi in the ''Manga/RosarioToVampire''/''Manga/KamenRiderSpirits'' crossover ''FanFic/ShowaAndVampire''. Justified due to his girl problems.

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* Twilight's reaction in ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic ''FanFic/NightsFavoredChild'' when Nightmare Moon jokingly suggests this about her relationship with Orion.
* In the ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' fic ''FanFic/OfLoveAndBunnies'', Tommy ''VisualNovel/MuvLuvAlternative''[=/=]''VideoGame/ArmoredCore'' crossover ''FanFic/ProjectIgnition'', this is common enough with Adler and Kim frequently do this.
** Subverted when
Selene, seeing everyone sees them as a dream-interpreting fortuneteller assumes Adam couple. However, pressing the issue is Kira's boyfriend ([[ItMakesSenseInContext mostly dangerous as it appears to be one of [[AntiHero Adler's]] {{Berserk Button}}s. Sort of, because Kira was sitting on Adam's lap at the time]]). Since they aren't even remotely a couple (dating other people, vast age difference, barely know each other), they're rather confused by the assumption.
* In the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' PeggySue fic ''FanFic/OhGodNotAgain'':
-->'''Remus:''' Nymphadora is not my girlfriend!
-->'''Harry:''' She lets you call her [[EmbarrassingFirstName Nymphadora]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' trollfic ''Fanfic/OneLessLonelyGurl'', Spongebob had to explain that C'ren wasn't
usually pressing his girlfriend even though he had her stay over at his house for the night.
* Almost every couple in ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/OvercomingTheClashingTides''.
** Jay and Ashley ''have'' admitted they do have feelings for each other but whenever an outsider points
BerserkButton actually causes violence--in this out... Cue, death glares and denials.
** It doesn't happen often with [[spoiler: Bronze]] and [[spoiler: Lizzie,]] but
case, it's there.
* When Raijin asks Haruto if Arisu is his girlfriend in ''Fanfic/PersonaUltraviolet'', Haruto quickly denies it.
* Missy denies having any feelings for Dan in the early couple of chapters of ''FanFic/PokemonStormClouds''. She's not fooling anyone.
* Shouted word-for-word by Sean after being asked about Maria in ''FanFic/PowerRangersGPX''.
* In ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] fic ''FanFic/QueenOfAllOni'', Jackie really wishes people would stop calling Viper "his girl".
* In the ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] ''FanFic/{{Resurrection}}'', Danni and Sam [[spoiler:until the RelationshipUpgrade]].
* In the ''Anime/YuGiOh5Ds'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Shadowchasers}}'', Gears repeatedly denies that Mistle is his girlfriend. Of course, none of teammates (and Jalal) believe him.
* What Daichi says about Haruhi in the ''Manga/RosarioToVampire''/''Manga/KamenRiderSpirits'' crossover ''FanFic/ShowaAndVampire''. Justified due to his girl problems.
just yelling.



* In ''FanFic/StarWarsParanormalitiesTrilogy'', Zolph tends to have this reaction when Grein assumes he and Dynn were in a relationship. [[spoiler: At least, that was the case before Dynn's death.]]
* In the ''FanFic/SuperRobotWarsHigh'' series, [[Anime/MobileSuitGundamSEED Yzak Joule and Shiho Hanhenfuss]] keep claiming to anyone who will listen they are not a couple or have any feelings for each other aside from disdain. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt No one believes them.]]
* In ''FanFic/SuperSmashBrothersGuardiansArise'', Link keeps saying Zelda is not his girlfriend, while Zelda keeps refusing to admit she has feelings for Link in the beginning of the story.
* In ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/SwordAndShield'' there's a two-way version between Mewtwo and Brenda, who have been growing closer and closer over the series but refuse to acknowledge it.
* In the ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' fic ''FanFic/TakenDayByDay'', Setsuna can't seem to convince 3-A that she and Tsukuyomi are not in a relationship.
* Used (sometimes word for word) by Franchise/{{Naruto}} whenever Jiraiya teases him about his relationship with Hinata in the fanfic ''FanFic/{{Team 8}}''.
* In the ''Manga/RosarioToVampire'' fic ''Fanfic/ThawingPermafrost'', this is played straight [[spoiler: by Dan and Mizore]] in the MaidCafe.
* [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] in ''FanFic/TheCRONIES'':
-->Sonic: WHAT?! Amy's... NOT... MY FLOOZY!!!
* Sherry and Sadiq after England and France attempted to get them to hook up with each other in ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia'' fanfic ''Fanfic/TheFanseries''.
* Aigis says this about Minato in ''VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}''[=/=]''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/TheFoolsTurmoil''.
* In ''Manga/PokemonSpecial'' fanfic series ''Fanfic/TheForeverTrilogy'', this occurs nearly every chapter with Goldy and Sapph.
** [[spoiler: Sapph is trying to change this, but with [[ObliviousToLove Goldy]], well…]]
*** [[spoiler: Congrats, you have succeeded, Sapph! Goldy/Sapph is now canon!]]
** Crimson has to say this sometimes about Indigo.
*** Crim even said this to Navy when Navy called Crim Indi's boyfriend.
-->'''Crimson:''' "SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"
* ''Fanfic/TheIkaris'': In this story where Shinji and Asuka get drunk and wake up married, it's "He is not my ''spouse''".
* In ''FanFic/TheLegendOfSpyroANewDawn'', Pyrus and Delilah do this at the same time when one of Kaze's QuirkyMiniBossSquad say that Delilah is Pyrus' girlfriend. In this case, they're telling the truth, Delilah has already said she can tell someone else is meant for Pyrus and that she is about [[Really700YearsOld 200 years older than he is anyway]].
* In ''VideoGame/TheSettlersRiseOfAnEmpire'' fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6439868/1/The-Mathematics-of-Deceit The Mathematics of Deciet]]'', between Marcus and Alandra. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt Suuuure she isn't, Marcus.]]

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[[AC:Manga/DeathNote]]
* In ''FanFic/StarWarsParanormalitiesTrilogy'', Zolph tends ''[[FanFic/AGunToLovesHead A Gun to have this reaction when Grein assumes he Love's Head]]'' despite the fact that Light and Dynn were in a relationship. L insist that they aren't lovers Mello refuses to believe them [[spoiler: At least, that was the case before Dynn's death.]]
until it becomes true]].
* A RunningGag in ''Fanfic/IWontSay'':
-->'''Light:''' Hello, everyone, I'm Light, L's boyfr--\\
'''L:''' My co-worker!
* In ''FanFic/PointOfSuccession'' Light gets annoyed when L proclaims him to be "my boyfriend" [[spoiler:[[FriendsWithBenefits after they slept together once.]]]]

[[AC:Literature/HarryPotter]]
* Draco towards Ebony in ''Fanfic/EbonyDarknessDementiaRavenWayVsCanon''. Justified since, well, she isn't. Good luck telling her that, though.
* Harry about Hermione in chapter 75 of ''FanFic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality''.
-->'''Harry:''' And ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am. Not. Her. Boyfriend!]]''
** Hermione followed suit a few lines later.
* In ''FanFic/{{Moratorium}}'', Harry insists she isn't smitten with Tom. Neither Hermione nor Tom are fooled.
* In the ''FanFic/SuperRobotWarsHigh'' series, [[Anime/MobileSuitGundamSEED Yzak Joule and Shiho Hanhenfuss]] keep claiming ''Literature/HarryPotter'' PeggySue fic ''FanFic/OhGodNotAgain'':
-->'''Remus:''' Nymphadora is not my girlfriend!\\
'''Harry:''' She lets you call her [[EmbarrassingFirstName Nymphadora]].

[[AC:WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic]]
* In ''Fanfic/{{Assumptions}}'': The first sentence out of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash's]] mouth when Caramel introduces her
to anyone who will listen his siblings is clarifying that they are not a couple or aren't an item. His family exchanges bemused expressions, but they drop it when they decide to let the two figure it out on their own.
* Dusk and Tootsie Flute
have any some of these moments in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic ''FanFic/LunaTheMatchMaker'', until some [[ShipperOnDeck pushing and manipulating by everyone around them]] convinced them to have a RelationshipUpgrade.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic ''FanFic/WithinAndWithout'', Rainbow Dash is too afraid to publicly admit her
feelings for each other aside from disdain. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt No one believes them.]]
Pinkie Pie until she's called out on it.
* In ''FanFic/SuperSmashBrothersGuardiansArise'', Link keeps saying Zelda is not his girlfriend, while Zelda keeps refusing to admit she has feelings for Link Twilight's reaction in the beginning of the story.
* In ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''
''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic ''Fanfic/SwordAndShield'' there's a two-way version between Mewtwo and Brenda, who have been growing closer and closer over the series but refuse to acknowledge it.
* In the ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' fic ''FanFic/TakenDayByDay'', Setsuna can't seem to convince 3-A that she and Tsukuyomi are not in a relationship.
* Used (sometimes word for word) by Franchise/{{Naruto}} whenever Jiraiya teases him
''FanFic/NightsFavoredChild'' when Nightmare Moon jokingly suggests this about his her relationship with Hinata in the fanfic ''FanFic/{{Team 8}}''.
* In the ''Manga/RosarioToVampire'' fic ''Fanfic/ThawingPermafrost'', this is played straight [[spoiler: by Dan and Mizore]] in the MaidCafe.
* [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] in ''FanFic/TheCRONIES'':
-->Sonic: WHAT?! Amy's... NOT... MY FLOOZY!!!
* Sherry and Sadiq after England and France attempted to get them to hook up with each other in ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia'' fanfic ''Fanfic/TheFanseries''.
* Aigis says this about Minato in ''VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}''[=/=]''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/TheFoolsTurmoil''.
* In ''Manga/PokemonSpecial'' fanfic series ''Fanfic/TheForeverTrilogy'', this occurs nearly every chapter with Goldy and Sapph.
** [[spoiler: Sapph is trying to change this, but with [[ObliviousToLove Goldy]], well…]]
*** [[spoiler: Congrats, you have succeeded, Sapph! Goldy/Sapph is now canon!]]
** Crimson has to say this sometimes about Indigo.
*** Crim even said this to Navy when Navy called Crim Indi's boyfriend.
-->'''Crimson:''' "SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"
* ''Fanfic/TheIkaris'': In this story where Shinji and Asuka get drunk and wake up married, it's "He is not my ''spouse''".
* In ''FanFic/TheLegendOfSpyroANewDawn'', Pyrus and Delilah do this at the same time when one of Kaze's QuirkyMiniBossSquad say that Delilah is Pyrus' girlfriend. In this case, they're telling the truth, Delilah has already said she can tell someone else is meant for Pyrus and that she is about [[Really700YearsOld 200 years older than he is anyway]].
* In ''VideoGame/TheSettlersRiseOfAnEmpire'' fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6439868/1/The-Mathematics-of-Deceit The Mathematics of Deciet]]'', between Marcus and Alandra. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt Suuuure she isn't, Marcus.]]
Orion.




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* Deidara denies being in a relationship with Hidan in chapter ten of ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}'' fic ''FanFic/GenderConfusion''. Guess what happens a few chapters later?
* In the ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] ''FanFic/KonohaNoSenkouArashi'', Sasuke claims this about Naruto when Inari points it out.
-->'''Sasuke:''' [[BlatantLies Our relationship is completely professional!]]
* Hatake about the blacksmith's daughter in ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}'' fic ''FanFic/MissionAccomplished'', also PunctuatedForEmphasis.



* [[Literature/WheresWally Waldo]] on Franchise/{{Carmen|Sandiego}} in ''FanFic/WhereOnEarthSpies''.
* In ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' AU fic ''FanFic/WinterWar'', Kon claims that he and Mashiro are "just friends." Kensei is not convinced.
** On a much grimmer note, there's also this exchange, [[spoiler: after Grimmjow, Kazeshini-controlling-Hisagi, and Hanatarou discover Nemu Prime]]:
-->'''Grimmjow:''' You're in a mood to fight. Was she your woman, or something?
-->'''Hisagi[[note]] that is, Kazeshini[[/note]]:''' No. Not her. [[spoiler: It's just--some things are monstrous. Even by your standards, maybe.]]
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic ''FanFic/WithinAndWithout'', Rainbow Dash is too afraid to publicly admit her feelings for Pinkie Pie until she's called out on it.
* In the ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'' fanfic series ''Fanfic/XaterexMultiverseStoryline'', Shardak has a moment of this with Nightwatcher in Eternal Darkness, regarding Valkyria. [[spoiler: Of course, Nightwatcher was right.]]
* Yuki in ''WebVideo/MiraiNikkiTheAbridgedSeries'' episode 2. Given the [[{{Yandere}} kind of girlfriend]] he has, you can hardly blame him.
-->'''Minene:''' Looks like your girlfriend's coming to save you.\\
'''Yuki:''' I do not know that person.
* In ''Fanic/BoysUndSenshado'', Akio says this when his mother asks if [[Anime/GirlsUndPanzer Miho]] is his girlfriend.
-->'''Akio:''' MOM! Miho-chan's not my girlfriend... she's my sensha-do team's captain.
** A subtler example happens after Akio [[spoiler:ends up taking care of Miho while she's recovering from her injury in the match with Anzio]], Senmonka comes to see him, and asks him what he and Miho did together. Akio says that he and Miho "spent some time working on some organizational stuff for the team," which is only ''part'' of what they did. Senmonka then decides to ask if they did anything else, making Akio want to hit him, but Akio inwardly concedes that the entire arrangement isn't so bad.
** Similarly, Tsubasa points out that Miho must be keeping Akio busy, but Akio points out that [[spoiler:because of Miho's aforementioned injury]], she has needed a lot of help. He then gets Tsubasa back by pointing out his relationship with Kazuko[[note]]AKA Hoshino, of Leopon Team[[/note]], which Tsubasa can't deny.
* The ''Film/StarTrek'' fanfic ''Fanfic/WrittenInTheStars'' revolves around this trope for the first part of the story. Fem!Kirk discovers from Spock Prime that he and her own Prime counterpart were married... and then the spirit of that counterpart gets stuck inside her head, and makes hints about the alternate two's relationship whenever she gets the chance.
* In ''FanFic/AFarGreenCountry'', chapter 12, when Surad mentions "your girlfriend", Elden says, "She's not my girlfriend." Surad still believes that Nellas is his girlfriend.
* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Pretender}}'', Frederick has this reaction when Chrom tells him that he [[SlashFic and Robin]] could adopt after Frederick complains that his mother [[IWantGrandkids pesters him for grandchildren.]] Although this is because Frederick does not desire to force Robin into a relationship nor [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship break off their friendship.]]
* Ayame Ishikawa and Hikaru Nagai of ''FanFic/DespairsLastResort'' constantly make this claim in regards to each other. Everyone believes they're a couple, no matter how much they deny it, due to how close they are.
* In the AU ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfiction series The Road You Choose, the first part, The Mystery of Aura, has Kidd Summers ask if Misty is Ash's girlfriend, cue a rapid denial from both. [[spoiler:Then fast-forward to the end of the second story, The Master of Mirage, set a couple weeks later chronologically; Misty refers to herself as Ash's girlfriend.]]
* In ''FanFic/{{Moratorium}}'', Harry insists she isn't smitten with Tom. Neither Hermione nor Tom are fooled.
* In ''[[FanFic/HotspringSouls Slice of Souls!]]'', Maria insists that she and Solaire are JustFriends after Gehrman starts to freak out at seeing them together. Gehrman doesn't buy it, which leads to Maria [[{{Troll}} trolling]] him by saying she and Solaire already had "sessions" together. [[spoiler: Maria's actually talking about piano and drums jam sessions, not sex.]]
* ''FanFic/DoctorWhoovesTheSeries'' has the [[ChickMagnet Doctor]] and Twilight, his companion. Or, shall we say, more than companion?
-->'''The Doctor''': No, Twilight and I are strictly... That is to say, she's a sweet girl but... No. While I do care about her well-being, I am not--

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* [[Literature/WheresWally Waldo]] on Franchise/{{Carmen|Sandiego}} in ''FanFic/WhereOnEarthSpies''.
* In ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' AU fic ''FanFic/WinterWar'', Kon claims that he
''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'': At the beginning of the story Asuka denied Shinji was her boyfriend and Mashiro are "just friends." Kensei vice versa. One of the reasons is they did not know where they stood with each other and the only thing they were certain about is they did not want to remain apart. Other of the reasons is they were in denial. Later they got together--after a fashion--but Asuka was unsure about her own feelings for a while, so she denied it until her doubts disappeared.
** In chapter 30:
--->'''Ching''': No, I didn't peek in the window and see you making out with your boyfriend\\
'''Asuka''': He
is not my boyfriend! I mean… we haven't talked about it… I don't know
* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'': Asuka constantly denied that Shinji was her boyfriend before getting together. Ironically, she hates having to put up this act all the time in order to keep her relationship secret after she and Shinji became a couple.
** In chapter 5 Touji called them "husband and wife". Cue red faces and denial in unison.
* When Hermione is forcing Draco to take back his insults in ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical'', Ron chimes in with this:
-->'''Ron:''' And that stuff about Hermione being my girlfriend, that's not even a little bit true!
* ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'':
** Asuka several times insisted there was nothing between her and Shinji, he was just a friend and she was not his girlfriend and will definitely not be his wife. Nobody was
convinced.
** On In chapter 4:
--->'''Kaji''': ''(in front of Asuka)'' And why not talk about the future, Asuka? Or should I say Ikari Asuka Langley?\\
''Asuka turns
a much grimmer note, vivid shade of red while Shinji tries to hide himself under the table.''\\
'''Asuka''': Kaji-san, please understand that
there's also this exchange, [[spoiler: after Grimmjow, Kazeshini-controlling-Hisagi, nothing between me and Hanatarou discover Nemu Prime]]:
-->'''Grimmjow:''' You're in a mood to fight. Was
stupid Shinji, okay?\\
''Everyone is grinning and staring at them, not really convinced by Asuka's words.''
* ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'': In chapter 6 Asuka claimed
she your woman, or something?
-->'''Hisagi[[note]] that is, Kazeshini[[/note]]:''' No. Not her. [[spoiler: It's just--some things are monstrous. Even by your standards, maybe.]]
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic ''FanFic/WithinAndWithout'', Rainbow Dash is too afraid to publicly admit
wrapped her feelings for Pinkie Pie until she's called out on it.
* In the ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'' fanfic series ''Fanfic/XaterexMultiverseStoryline'', Shardak has a moment of this with Nightwatcher in Eternal Darkness, regarding Valkyria. [[spoiler:
arm around Shinji's earlier because she was trying to make Kaji jealous and she did not like her fellow pilot. Of course, Nightwatcher was right.]]
* Yuki in ''WebVideo/MiraiNikkiTheAbridgedSeries'' episode 2. Given the [[{{Yandere}} kind of girlfriend]] he has, you can hardly blame him.
-->'''Minene:''' Looks like your girlfriend's coming to save you.\\
'''Yuki:''' I do not know that person.
* In ''Fanic/BoysUndSenshado'', Akio says this when his mother asks if [[Anime/GirlsUndPanzer Miho]] is his girlfriend.
-->'''Akio:''' MOM! Miho-chan's not my girlfriend... she's my sensha-do team's captain.
** A subtler example happens after Akio [[spoiler:ends up taking care of Miho while she's recovering from
everyone disregarded her injury in the match with Anzio]], Senmonka comes to see him, and asks him what he and Miho did together. Akio says that he and Miho "spent some time working on some organizational stuff for the team," which is only ''part'' of what they did. Senmonka then decides to ask if they did anything else, making Akio want to hit him, but Akio inwardly concedes that the entire arrangement isn't so bad.
** Similarly, Tsubasa points out that Miho must be keeping Akio busy, but Akio points out that [[spoiler:because of Miho's aforementioned injury]], she has needed a lot of help. He then gets Tsubasa back by pointing out his relationship with Kazuko[[note]]AKA Hoshino, of Leopon Team[[/note]], which Tsubasa can't deny.
claims.
* The ''Film/StarTrek'' fanfic ''Fanfic/WrittenInTheStars'' revolves around this trope for the first part of the story. Fem!Kirk discovers from Spock Prime that he and her own Prime counterpart were married... and then the spirit of that counterpart gets stuck inside her head, and makes hints about the alternate two's relationship whenever she gets the chance.
*
''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': In ''FanFic/AFarGreenCountry'', chapter 12, when Surad mentions "your girlfriend", Elden says, "She's not my girlfriend." Surad still believes 5 Asuka spent a looong time berating Shinji, complaining about that Nellas is his girlfriend.
* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Pretender}}'', Frederick has this reaction when Chrom tells him that he [[SlashFic and Robin]] could adopt after Frederick complains that his mother [[IWantGrandkids pesters him for grandchildren.]] Although this is because Frederick does
idiot not desire to force Robin into a relationship nor [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship break off their friendship.]]
* Ayame Ishikawa and Hikaru Nagai of ''FanFic/DespairsLastResort'' constantly make this claim in regards to each other. Everyone believes they're a couple, no matter how much they deny it, due to how close they are.
* In the AU ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfiction series The Road You Choose, the first part, The Mystery of Aura, has Kidd Summers ask if Misty is Ash's girlfriend, cue a rapid denial from both. [[spoiler:Then fast-forward to the end of the second story, The Master of Mirage, set a couple weeks later chronologically; Misty refers to herself as Ash's girlfriend.]]
* In ''FanFic/{{Moratorium}}'', Harry insists she isn't smitten with Tom. Neither Hermione nor Tom are fooled.
* In ''[[FanFic/HotspringSouls Slice of Souls!]]'', Maria insists
calling her, not noticing that she and Solaire are JustFriends after Gehrman starts to freak out at seeing them together. Gehrman doesn't buy it, which leads to Maria [[{{Troll}} trolling]] him by saying she and Solaire already had "sessions" together. [[spoiler: Maria's actually talking was worried about piano him and drums jam sessions, not sex.]]
* ''FanFic/DoctorWhoovesTheSeries'' has the [[ChickMagnet Doctor]]
making excuses for staying in his house and Twilight, sleeping in his companion. Or, shall we say, more than companion?
-->'''The Doctor''': No, Twilight and I are strictly... That is to say, she's a sweet
home. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046811/029/ Jessika asked her if “idiot” was German for “boyfriend”]]. Asuka’s answer was as angry as predictable:
-->'''Asuka''': WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
* ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'': A
girl but... No. While I do care about asks Asuka if Shinji is her well-being, I am not--boyfriend. When Asuka claimed they were JustFriends, the girl suggested maybe she would get him all for herself, then. Asuka chewed her head off.



** According Misato, she and Kaji haven't got back together. And they are NOT dating. They are merely hanging out together. And having sex. But he's not her boyfriend.

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* ''Fanfic/TheIkaris'': In this story where Shinji and Asuka get drunk and wake up married, it's "He is not my ''spouse''".

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* In the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''FanFic/CindysStory'', during their Cyndaquil and Quilava years, this was the case with Cindy and Ty. [[spoiler: In their Typhlosion forms, they are basically… er… HappilyMarried?]]
** Amber has denied that she has a crush on Sombra.
* Happens with Ruby and Sapphire in the ''Manga/PokemonSpecial'' HighSchoolAU ''Fanfic/AMiscellaneousTaleOfNightAndDay'':
-->'''Gold''': Ah, you two are [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple like an old married couple]]\\
'''Ruby and Sapphire''': ''Stop saying that!''
** This also happened with Red and Yellow once, but in a [[NotWhatItLooksLike much more perverted sense]].
* In the ''VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeon'' fanfic ''FanFic/BraveNewWorld'', Ash and Misty vocally claim not to be a couple, in spite of three Pokemon who consider them in specific terms to be their parents.
** Pikachu and the ninja Buneary get this a lot too.
* Almost every couple in ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/OvercomingTheClashingTides''.
** Jay and Ashley ''have'' admitted they do have feelings for each other but whenever an outsider points this out... Cue, death glares and denials.
** It doesn't happen often with [[spoiler: Bronze]] and [[spoiler: Lizzie,]] but it's there.
* Missy denies having any feelings for Dan in the early couple of chapters of ''FanFic/PokemonStormClouds''. She's not fooling anyone.
* In ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/SwordAndShield'' there's a two-way version between Mewtwo and Brenda, who have been growing closer and closer over the series but refuse to acknowledge it.
* In ''Manga/PokemonSpecial'' fanfic series ''Fanfic/TheForeverTrilogy'', this occurs nearly every chapter with Goldy and Sapph.
** [[spoiler: Sapph is trying to change this, but with [[ObliviousToLove Goldy]], well…]]
*** [[spoiler: Congrats, you have succeeded, Sapph! Goldy/Sapph is now canon!]]
** Crimson has to say this sometimes about Indigo.
*** Crim even said this to Navy when Navy called Crim Indi's boyfriend.
---->'''Crimson:''' "SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"
* In the AU ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfiction series The Road You Choose, the first part, The Mystery of Aura, has Kidd Summers ask if Misty is Ash's girlfriend, cue a rapid denial from both. [[spoiler:Then fast-forward to the end of the second story, The Master of Mirage, set a couple weeks later chronologically; Misty refers to herself as Ash's girlfriend.]]

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* In the ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' fic ''FanFic/OfLoveAndBunnies'', Tommy and Kim frequently do this.
** Subverted when a dream-interpreting fortuneteller assumes Adam is Kira's boyfriend ([[ItMakesSenseInContext mostly because Kira was sitting on Adam's lap at the time]]). Since they aren't even remotely a couple (dating other people, vast age difference, barely know each other), they're rather confused by the assumption.
* Shouted word-for-word by Sean after being asked about Maria in ''FanFic/PowerRangersGPX''.

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* When Raijin asks Haruto if Arisu is his girlfriend in ''Fanfic/PersonaUltraviolet'', Haruto quickly denies it.
* Aigis says this about Minato in ''VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}''[=/=]''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/TheFoolsTurmoil''.

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* In ''Fanfic/{{Reconciliation}}'', a ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo'' fanfic that takes place after Hanako's bad ending, Hanako says this about Sho, her publicist and the closest thing she has to a friend as of the start of the fic. [[spoiler:They eventually become a couple]].
* In the ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'' fanfic ''FanFic/AllThingsEnd'', Computer teases Courage about a dog he met in which he responds with this. He gets his revenge on Computer when Nina comes into the picture, playing up the same thing.
* In the ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'' fanfic series ''Fanfic/XaterexMultiverseStoryline'', Shardak has a moment of this with Nightwatcher in Eternal Darkness, regarding Valkyria. [[spoiler: Of course, Nightwatcher was right.]]
* When Heimdall implies that Ayra is tied romantically to Nico in the ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Aska}}'', Nico answers like this ''for her'', while laughing at the ridiculous idea.
* In ''Fanfic/GoosebumpsAdventure'' Courtney and Justin both insist this, even though EveryoneCanSeeIt.
* In ''VideoGame/TheSettlersRiseOfAnEmpire'' fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6439868/1/The-Mathematics-of-Deceit The Mathematics of Deciet]]'', between Marcus and Alandra. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt Suuuure she isn't, Marcus.]]
* Sherry and Sadiq after England and France attempted to get them to hook up with each other in ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia'' fanfic ''Fanfic/TheFanseries''.
* [[Literature/WheresWally Waldo]] on Franchise/{{Carmen|Sandiego}} in ''FanFic/WhereOnEarthSpies''.
* In ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' trollfic ''Fanfic/OneLessLonelyGurl'', Spongebob had to explain that C'ren wasn't his girlfriend even though he had her stay over at his house for the night.
* In ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] fic ''FanFic/QueenOfAllOni'', Jackie really wishes people would stop calling Viper "his girl".
* In the ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] ''FanFic/{{Resurrection}}'', Danni and Sam [[spoiler:until the RelationshipUpgrade]].
* When Kira first gets a crush on Kid in the ''Manga/SoulEater'' fanfic ''Fanfic/BlackAndGold'', he immediately lets her down easy by informing her he's engaged (something L.J. avoided doing until the last minute). L.J. then claims she wouldn't care if Kira did pursue a relationship with Kid, citing the trope name.
* Played as straight as possible in the third chapter of the LightNovel/FullMetalPanic [[AlternateUniverse AU]] fic ''FanFic/BrothersInArms'', when Tessa very vocally denies that she has feelings for Garon. That stance lasts about two minutes.
* Laura and Yussef through much of the ''LyricalNanoha'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] ''[[FanFic/DevaSeries Academy Blues]]''.
** Allison does this regarding Noah in ''Endless Waltz''.
* Almaz says this about Sapphire in ''Disgaea'' fanfic ''FanFic/FailToTheKing'', leading Aria to amend her previous statement:
-->'''Aria''': His girlfriend without benefits.
* Averil, about Zack, in the ''Manga/TsubasaReservoirChronicle'' fic ''FanFic/{{Freefall}}''. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt No one believes him.]] [[spoiler: Caleb has this regarding Finn later on, and eventually stops denying it since it's easier than trying to explain.]]
* This happens a lot to Lion-O and Jagra in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Thundercats 2011}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/HeroesOfThundera''.
* Peter Hawthorne and Lila Kirk early in the second story of ''FanFic/InternationalAcademyOfHetaliaFanfiction''.
* Beast Boy's reaction when Robotman refers to Jinx as his girlfriend in ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' fic ''FanFic/JewelOfDarkness''.
* Chloe says this about Bobby in Chapter 6 of the ''VideoGame/AuditionOnline'' fanfic ''FanFic/LearningFromNightmares''.
* Uttered insistently by both Dr Drakken and Shego to anyone that will listen toward the end of ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' fanfic ''Fanfic/{{Maslow}}''. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt No one believes them.]]
* In the ''Anime/YuGiOh5Ds'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Shadowchasers}}'', Gears repeatedly denies that Mistle is his girlfriend. Of course, none of teammates (and Jalal) believe him.
* What Daichi says about Haruhi in the ''Manga/RosarioToVampire''/''Manga/KamenRiderSpirits'' crossover ''FanFic/ShowaAndVampire''. Justified due to his girl problems.
* In ''FanFic/StarWarsParanormalitiesTrilogy'', Zolph tends to have this reaction when Grein assumes he and Dynn were in a relationship. [[spoiler: At least, that was the case before Dynn's death.]]
* In the ''FanFic/SuperRobotWarsHigh'' series, [[Anime/MobileSuitGundamSEED Yzak Joule and Shiho Hanhenfuss]] keep claiming to anyone who will listen they are not a couple or have any feelings for each other aside from disdain. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt No one believes them.]]
* In ''FanFic/SuperSmashBrothersGuardiansArise'', Link keeps saying Zelda is not his girlfriend, while Zelda keeps refusing to admit she has feelings for Link in the beginning of the story.
* In the ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' fic ''FanFic/TakenDayByDay'', Setsuna can't seem to convince 3-A that she and Tsukuyomi are not in a relationship.
* Used (sometimes word for word) by Franchise/{{Naruto}} whenever Jiraiya teases him about his relationship with Hinata in the fanfic ''FanFic/{{Team 8}}''.
* In the ''Manga/RosarioToVampire'' fic ''Fanfic/ThawingPermafrost'', this is played straight [[spoiler: by Dan and Mizore]] in the MaidCafe.
* [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] in ''FanFic/TheCRONIES'':
-->Sonic: WHAT?! Amy's... NOT... MY FLOOZY!!!
* In ''FanFic/TheLegendOfSpyroANewDawn'', Pyrus and Delilah do this at the same time when one of Kaze's QuirkyMiniBossSquad say that Delilah is Pyrus' girlfriend. In this case, they're telling the truth, Delilah has already said she can tell someone else is meant for Pyrus and that she is about [[Really700YearsOld 200 years older than he is anyway]].
* In ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' AU fic ''FanFic/WinterWar'', Kon claims that he and Mashiro are "just friends." Kensei is not convinced.
** On a much grimmer note, there's also this exchange, [[spoiler: after Grimmjow, Kazeshini-controlling-Hisagi, and Hanatarou discover Nemu Prime]]:
-->'''Grimmjow:''' You're in a mood to fight. Was she your woman, or something?
'''Hisagi[[note]] that is, Kazeshini[[/note]]:''' No. Not her. [[spoiler: It's just--some things are monstrous. Even by your standards, maybe.]]
* In ''Fanic/BoysUndSenshado'', Akio says this when his mother asks if [[Anime/GirlsUndPanzer Miho]] is his girlfriend.
-->'''Akio:''' MOM! Miho-chan's not my girlfriend... she's my sensha-do team's captain.
** A subtler example happens after Akio [[spoiler:ends up taking care of Miho while she's recovering from her injury in the match with Anzio]], Senmonka comes to see him, and asks him what he and Miho did together. Akio says that he and Miho "spent some time working on some organizational stuff for the team," which is only ''part'' of what they did. Senmonka then decides to ask if they did anything else, making Akio want to hit him, but Akio inwardly concedes that the entire arrangement isn't so bad.
** Similarly, Tsubasa points out that Miho must be keeping Akio busy, but Akio points out that [[spoiler:because of Miho's aforementioned injury]], she has needed a lot of help. He then gets Tsubasa back by pointing out his relationship with Kazuko[[note]]AKA Hoshino, of Leopon Team[[/note]], which Tsubasa can't deny.
* The ''Film/StarTrek'' fanfic ''Fanfic/WrittenInTheStars'' revolves around this trope for the first part of the story. Fem!Kirk discovers from Spock Prime that he and her own Prime counterpart were married... and then the spirit of that counterpart gets stuck inside her head, and makes hints about the alternate two's relationship whenever she gets the chance.
* In ''FanFic/AFarGreenCountry'', chapter 12, when Surad mentions "your girlfriend", Elden says, "She's not my girlfriend." Surad still believes that Nellas is his girlfriend.
* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Pretender}}'', Frederick has this reaction when Chrom tells him that he [[SlashFic and Robin]] could adopt after Frederick complains that his mother [[IWantGrandkids pesters him for grandchildren.]] Although this is because Frederick does not desire to force Robin into a relationship nor [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship break off their friendship.]]
* Ayame Ishikawa and Hikaru Nagai of ''FanFic/DespairsLastResort'' constantly make this claim in regards to each other. Everyone believes they're a couple, no matter how much they deny it, due to how close they are.
* In ''[[FanFic/HotspringSouls Slice of Souls!]]'', Maria insists that she and Solaire are JustFriends after Gehrman starts to freak out at seeing them together. Gehrman doesn't buy it, which leads to Maria [[{{Troll}} trolling]] him by saying she and Solaire already had "sessions" together. [[spoiler: Maria's actually talking about piano and drums jam sessions, not sex.]]
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* ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'': At the beginning of the story Asuka denied Shinji was her boyfriend and vice versa. One of the reasons is they did not know where they stood with each other and the only thing they were certain about is they did not want to remain apart. Other of the reasons is they were in denial. Later they got together--after a fashion--but Asuka was unsure about her own feelings for a while, so she denied it until her doubts disappeared.
** In chapter 30:
--->'''Ching''': No, I didn't peek in the window and see you making out with your boyfriend\\
'''Asuka''': He is not my boyfriend! I mean… we haven't talked about it… I don't know
* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'': Asuka constantly denied that Shinji was her boyfriend before getting together. Ironically, she hates having to put up this act all the time in order to keep her relationship secret after she and Shinji became a couple.
** In chapter 5 Touji called them "husband and wife". Cue red faces and denial in unison.
* When Hermione is forcing Draco to take back his insults in ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical'', Ron chimes in with this:
-->'''Ron:''' And that stuff about Hermione being my girlfriend, that's not even a little bit true!
* ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'':
** Asuka several times insisted there was nothing between her and Shinji, he was just a friend and she was not his girlfriend and will definitely not be his wife. Nobody was convinced.
** In chapter 4:
--->'''Kaji''': ''(in front of Asuka)'' And why not talk about the future, Asuka? Or should I say Ikari Asuka Langley?\\
''Asuka turns a vivid shade of red while Shinji tries to hide himself under the table.''\\
'''Asuka''': Kaji-san, please understand that there's nothing between me and stupid Shinji, okay?\\
''Everyone is grinning and staring at them, not really convinced by Asuka's words.''
* ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'': In chapter 6 Asuka claimed she wrapped her arm around Shinji's earlier because she was trying to make Kaji jealous and she did not like her fellow pilot. Of course, everyone disregarded her claims.
* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': In chapter 5 Asuka spent a looong time berating Shinji, complaining about that idiot not calling her, not noticing that she was worried about him and making excuses for staying in his house and sleeping in his home. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046811/029/ Jessika asked her if “idiot” was German for “boyfriend”]]. Asuka’s answer was as angry as predictable:
-->'''Asuka''': WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
* ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'': A girl asks Asuka if Shinji is her boyfriend. When Asuka claimed they were JustFriends, the girl suggested maybe she would get him all for herself, then. Asuka chewed her head off.
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' brings us a case of ''He'' Is Not My Girlfriend:
-->'''Melvin:''' If you're done fighting with your girlfriend, we have a card game to finish!\\
'''Florence:''' [[BlatantLies He's not my girlfriend!]]\\
'''Marik:''' [[IResembleThatRemark You tell him, honey!]]
* Fakir claims this about Ahiru in a ''Princess Tutu Abridged'' episode.
* In ''Fanfic/{{Assumptions}}'': The first sentence out of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash's]] mouth when Caramel introduces her to his siblings is clarifying that they aren't an item. His family exchanges bemused expressions, but they drop it when they decide to let the two figure it out on their own.
* In ''Fanfic/{{Reconciliation}}'', a ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo'' fanfic that takes place after Hanako's bad ending, Hanako says this about Sho, her publicist and the closest thing she has to a friend as of the start of the fic. [[spoiler:They eventually become a couple]].
* In ''FanFic/PointOfSuccession'' Light gets annoyed when L proclaims him to be "my boyfriend" [[spoiler: [[FriendsWithBenefits after they slept together once.]]]]
* In the ''VisualNovel/MuvLuvAlternative''[=/=]''VideoGame/ArmoredCore'' crossover ''FanFic/ProjectIgnition'', this is common enough with Adler and Selene, seeing everyone sees them as a couple. However, pressing the issue is dangerous as it appears to be one of [[AntiHero Adler's]] {{Berserk Button}}s. Sort of, because usually pressing his BerserkButton actually causes violence--in this case, it's just yelling.
* In ''[[FanFic/AGunToLovesHead A Gun to Love's Head]]'' despite the fact that Light and L insist that they aren't lovers Mello refuses to believe them [[spoiler: until it becomes true]].
* A RunningGag in ''Fanfic/IWontSay'':
-->'''Light:''' Hello, everyone, I'm Light, L's boyfr--\\
'''L:''' My co-worker!
* In the ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'' fanfic ''FanFic/AllThingsEnd'', Computer teases Courage about a dog he met in which he responds with this. He gets his revenge on Computer when Nina comes into the picture, playing up the same thing.
* Happens with Ruby and Sapphire in the ''Manga/PokemonSpecial'' HighSchoolAU ''Fanfic/AMiscellaneousTaleOfNightAndDay'':
-->'''Gold''': Ah, you two are [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple like an old married couple]]\\
'''Ruby and Sapphire''': ''Stop saying that!''
** This also happened with Red and Yellow once, but in a [[NotWhatItLooksLike much more perverted sense]].
* When Heimdall implies that Ayra is tied romantically to Nico in the ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Aska}}'', Nico answers like this ''for her'', while laughing at the ridiculous idea.
* When Kira first gets a crush on Kid in the ''Manga/SoulEater'' fanfic ''Fanfic/BlackAndGold'', he immediately lets her down easy by informing her he's engaged (something L.J. avoided doing until the last minute). L.J. then claims she wouldn't care if Kira did pursue a relationship with Kid, citing the trope name.
* Averted in ''Fanfic/BravelyTangledUpWithDragons''--Flynn asks Hiccup where his girlfriend went, referring to Merida, but Hiccup narrowly avoids saying this as Flynn took a tree branch to the face, swung by none other than Merida.
* In the ''VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeon'' fanfic ''FanFic/BraveNewWorld'', Ash and Misty vocally claim not to be a couple, in spite of three Pokemon who consider them in specific terms to be their parents.
** Pikachu and the ninja Buneary get this a lot too.
* Played as straight as possible in the third chapter of the LightNovel/FullMetalPanic [[AlternateUniverse AU]] fic ''FanFic/BrothersInArms'', when Tessa very vocally denies that she has feelings for Garon. That stance lasts about two minutes.
* In the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''FanFic/CindysStory'', during their Cyndaquil and Quilava years, this was the case with Cindy and Ty. [[spoiler: In their Typhlosion forms, they are basically… er… HappilyMarried?]]
** Amber has denied that she has a crush on Sombra.
* Laura and Yussef through much of the ''LyricalNanoha'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] ''[[FanFic/DevaSeries Academy Blues]]''.
** Allison does this regarding Noah in ''Endless Waltz''.
* Draco towards Ebony in ''Fanfic/EbonyDarknessDementiaRavenWayVsCanon''. Justified since, well, she isn't. Good luck telling her that, though.
* Gohan and Mayu in the ''Manga/ElfenLied''[=/=]''Anime/DragonBallZ'' crossover ''Fanfic/ElfenLiedChildrenOfDestruction'' so obviously have feelings for one another, to the point that one of the minor side characters points it out, with this trope as the result.
* Almaz says this about Sapphire in ''Disgaea'' fanfic ''FanFic/FailToTheKing'', leading Aria to amend her previous statement:
-->'''Aria''': His girlfriend without benefits.
* Stated quite emphatically in ''FanFic/FalloutEquestria'' by both Calamity and Velvet Remedy in Stable 29. Littlepip [[GenreSavvy doesn't buy it]].
-->'''Littlepip:''' By the Goddesses, could they be any more obvious!
** Also an example of SelfFulfillingProphecy, as part of the reason they hooked up is because Littlepip thought it was inevitable.
* Averil, about Zack, in the ''Manga/TsubasaReservoirChronicle'' fic ''FanFic/{{Freefall}}''. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt No one believes him.]] [[spoiler: Caleb has this regarding Finn later on, and eventually stops denying it since it's easier than trying to explain.]]
* Deidara denies being in a relationship with Hidan in chapter ten of ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}'' fic ''FanFic/GenderConfusion''. Guess what happens a few chapters later?
* In ''Fanfic/GoosebumpsAdventure'' Courtney and Justin both insist this, even though EveryoneCanSeeIt.
* Harry about Hermione in chapter 75 of ''FanFic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality''.
-->'''Harry:''' And ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am. Not. Her. Boyfriend!]]''
** Hermione followed suit a few lines later.
* This happens a lot to Lion-O and Jagra in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Thundercats 2011}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/HeroesOfThundera''.
* Peter Hawthorne and Lila Kirk early in the second story of ''FanFic/InternationalAcademyOfHetaliaFanfiction''.
* Beast Boy's reaction when Robotman refers to Jinx as his girlfriend in ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' fic ''FanFic/JewelOfDarkness''.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''[=/=]Franchise/TheDCU crossover series ''FanFic/JusticeLeagueOfEquestria'', Rainbow insists that Thunderlane is not her boyfriend, despite him being cute, a good conversationalist, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and cute]].
* In the ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] ''FanFic/KonohaNoSenkouArashi'', Sasuke claims this about Naruto when Inari points it out.
-->'''Sasuke:''' [[BlatantLies Our relationship is completely professional!]]
* Chloe says this about Bobby in Chapter 6 of the ''VideoGame/AuditionOnline'' fanfic ''FanFic/LearningFromNightmares''.
* Dusk and Tootsie Flute have some of these moments in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic ''FanFic/LunaTheMatchMaker'', until some [[ShipperOnDeck pushing and manipulating by everyone around them]] convinced them to have a RelationshipUpgrade.
* Uttered insistently by both Dr Drakken and Shego to anyone that will listen toward the end of ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' fanfic ''Fanfic/{{Maslow}}''. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt No one believes them.]]
* Hatake about the blacksmith's daughter in ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}'' fic ''FanFic/MissionAccomplished'', also PunctuatedForEmphasis.
* In ''Fanfic/{{Equestrylvania}}'', this is Twilight's reaction when her friends see Roaring Yawn's picture and tease her about him.
** [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin Jonathan]] has the same reaction when people suggest this relationship between him and [[ChildhoodFriend Charlotte]].
** When Luna suggests Celestia has a crush on [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaChroniclesOfSorrow Julius Belmont]], Celestia quickly changes the subject... but doesn't deny it.
** This is also Rainbow Dash's reaction whenever anyone points out the obvious BelligerentSexualTension between her and Shatterstorm.
* Harry and Lash in the ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''[=/=]''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' crossover ''FanFic/MyLittleDenarians''.
* Twilight's reaction in ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic ''FanFic/NightsFavoredChild'' when Nightmare Moon jokingly suggests this about her relationship with Orion.
* In the ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' fic ''FanFic/OfLoveAndBunnies'', Tommy and Kim frequently do this.
** Subverted when a dream-interpreting fortuneteller assumes Adam is Kira's boyfriend ([[ItMakesSenseInContext mostly because Kira was sitting on Adam's lap at the time]]). Since they aren't even remotely a couple (dating other people, vast age difference, barely know each other), they're rather confused by the assumption.
* In the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' PeggySue fic ''FanFic/OhGodNotAgain'':
-->'''Remus:''' Nymphadora is not my girlfriend!
-->'''Harry:''' She lets you call her [[EmbarrassingFirstName Nymphadora]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' trollfic ''Fanfic/OneLessLonelyGurl'', Spongebob had to explain that C'ren wasn't his girlfriend even though he had her stay over at his house for the night.
* Almost every couple in ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/OvercomingTheClashingTides''.
** Jay and Ashley ''have'' admitted they do have feelings for each other but whenever an outsider points this out... Cue, death glares and denials.
** It doesn't happen often with [[spoiler: Bronze]] and [[spoiler: Lizzie,]] but it's there.
* When Raijin asks Haruto if Arisu is his girlfriend in ''Fanfic/PersonaUltraviolet'', Haruto quickly denies it.
* Missy denies having any feelings for Dan in the early couple of chapters of ''FanFic/PokemonStormClouds''. She's not fooling anyone.
* Shouted word-for-word by Sean after being asked about Maria in ''FanFic/PowerRangersGPX''.
* In ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] fic ''FanFic/QueenOfAllOni'', Jackie really wishes people would stop calling Viper "his girl".
* In the ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] ''FanFic/{{Resurrection}}'', Danni and Sam [[spoiler:until the RelationshipUpgrade]].
* In the ''Anime/YuGiOh5Ds'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Shadowchasers}}'', Gears repeatedly denies that Mistle is his girlfriend. Of course, none of teammates (and Jalal) believe him.
* What Daichi says about Haruhi in the ''Manga/RosarioToVampire''/''Manga/KamenRiderSpirits'' crossover ''FanFic/ShowaAndVampire''. Justified due to his girl problems.
* When Spike claims Amy is Sonic's girlfriend in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''[=/=]''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'' crossover ''FanFic/SonicGenerationsFriendshipIsTimeless'', Sonic quickly places his hands on his hips, telling him she is not (even though Amy thinks otherwise).
** And when Gilda claims Sonic is Rainbow Dash's girlfriend, Rainbow Dash quickly retaliates.
* In ''FanFic/StarWarsParanormalitiesTrilogy'', Zolph tends to have this reaction when Grein assumes he and Dynn were in a relationship. [[spoiler: At least, that was the case before Dynn's death.]]
* In the ''FanFic/SuperRobotWarsHigh'' series, [[Anime/MobileSuitGundamSEED Yzak Joule and Shiho Hanhenfuss]] keep claiming to anyone who will listen they are not a couple or have any feelings for each other aside from disdain. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt No one believes them.]]
* In ''FanFic/SuperSmashBrothersGuardiansArise'', Link keeps saying Zelda is not his girlfriend, while Zelda keeps refusing to admit she has feelings for Link in the beginning of the story.
* In ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/SwordAndShield'' there's a two-way version between Mewtwo and Brenda, who have been growing closer and closer over the series but refuse to acknowledge it.
* In the ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' fic ''FanFic/TakenDayByDay'', Setsuna can't seem to convince 3-A that she and Tsukuyomi are not in a relationship.
* Used (sometimes word for word) by Franchise/{{Naruto}} whenever Jiraiya teases him about his relationship with Hinata in the fanfic ''FanFic/{{Team 8}}''.
* In the ''Manga/RosarioToVampire'' fic ''Fanfic/ThawingPermafrost'', this is played straight [[spoiler: by Dan and Mizore]] in the MaidCafe.
* [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] in ''FanFic/TheCRONIES'':
-->Sonic: WHAT?! Amy's... NOT... MY FLOOZY!!!
* Sherry and Sadiq after England and France attempted to get them to hook up with each other in ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia'' fanfic ''Fanfic/TheFanseries''.
* Aigis says this about Minato in ''VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}''[=/=]''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/TheFoolsTurmoil''.
* In ''Manga/PokemonSpecial'' fanfic series ''Fanfic/TheForeverTrilogy'', this occurs nearly every chapter with Goldy and Sapph.
** [[spoiler: Sapph is trying to change this, but with [[ObliviousToLove Goldy]], well…]]
*** [[spoiler: Congrats, you have succeeded, Sapph! Goldy/Sapph is now canon!]]
** Crimson has to say this sometimes about Indigo.
*** Crim even said this to Navy when Navy called Crim Indi's boyfriend.
-->'''Crimson:''' "SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"
* ''Fanfic/TheIkaris'': In this story where Shinji and Asuka get drunk and wake up married, it's "He is not my ''spouse''".
* In ''FanFic/TheLegendOfSpyroANewDawn'', Pyrus and Delilah do this at the same time when one of Kaze's QuirkyMiniBossSquad say that Delilah is Pyrus' girlfriend. In this case, they're telling the truth, Delilah has already said she can tell someone else is meant for Pyrus and that she is about [[Really700YearsOld 200 years older than he is anyway]].
* In ''VideoGame/TheSettlersRiseOfAnEmpire'' fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6439868/1/The-Mathematics-of-Deceit The Mathematics of Deciet]]'', between Marcus and Alandra. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt Suuuure she isn't, Marcus.]]
* Applejack's reaction when Granny Smith calls Dusk AJ's boyfriend in ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' [[AlternateUniverse AU]] fic ''FanFic/TheUnexpectedLoveLifeOfDuskShine''.
* Between Green Grass and Twilight in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fic ''Fanfic/TravelingTutorAndTheLibrarian''.
* [[Literature/WheresWally Waldo]] on Franchise/{{Carmen|Sandiego}} in ''FanFic/WhereOnEarthSpies''.
* In ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' AU fic ''FanFic/WinterWar'', Kon claims that he and Mashiro are "just friends." Kensei is not convinced.
** On a much grimmer note, there's also this exchange, [[spoiler: after Grimmjow, Kazeshini-controlling-Hisagi, and Hanatarou discover Nemu Prime]]:
-->'''Grimmjow:''' You're in a mood to fight. Was she your woman, or something?
-->'''Hisagi[[note]] that is, Kazeshini[[/note]]:''' No. Not her. [[spoiler: It's just--some things are monstrous. Even by your standards, maybe.]]
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic ''FanFic/WithinAndWithout'', Rainbow Dash is too afraid to publicly admit her feelings for Pinkie Pie until she's called out on it.
* In the ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'' fanfic series ''Fanfic/XaterexMultiverseStoryline'', Shardak has a moment of this with Nightwatcher in Eternal Darkness, regarding Valkyria. [[spoiler: Of course, Nightwatcher was right.]]
* Yuki in ''WebVideo/MiraiNikkiTheAbridgedSeries'' episode 2. Given the [[{{Yandere}} kind of girlfriend]] he has, you can hardly blame him.
-->'''Minene:''' Looks like your girlfriend's coming to save you.\\
'''Yuki:''' I do not know that person.
* In ''Fanic/BoysUndSenshado'', Akio says this when his mother asks if [[Anime/GirlsUndPanzer Miho]] is his girlfriend.
-->'''Akio:''' MOM! Miho-chan's not my girlfriend... she's my sensha-do team's captain.
** A subtler example happens after Akio [[spoiler:ends up taking care of Miho while she's recovering from her injury in the match with Anzio]], Senmonka comes to see him, and asks him what he and Miho did together. Akio says that he and Miho "spent some time working on some organizational stuff for the team," which is only ''part'' of what they did. Senmonka then decides to ask if they did anything else, making Akio want to hit him, but Akio inwardly concedes that the entire arrangement isn't so bad.
** Similarly, Tsubasa points out that Miho must be keeping Akio busy, but Akio points out that [[spoiler:because of Miho's aforementioned injury]], she has needed a lot of help. He then gets Tsubasa back by pointing out his relationship with Kazuko[[note]]AKA Hoshino, of Leopon Team[[/note]], which Tsubasa can't deny.
* The ''Film/StarTrek'' fanfic ''Fanfic/WrittenInTheStars'' revolves around this trope for the first part of the story. Fem!Kirk discovers from Spock Prime that he and her own Prime counterpart were married... and then the spirit of that counterpart gets stuck inside her head, and makes hints about the alternate two's relationship whenever she gets the chance.
* In ''FanFic/AFarGreenCountry'', chapter 12, when Surad mentions "your girlfriend", Elden says, "She's not my girlfriend." Surad still believes that Nellas is his girlfriend.
* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Pretender}}'', Frederick has this reaction when Chrom tells him that he [[SlashFic and Robin]] could adopt after Frederick complains that his mother [[IWantGrandkids pesters him for grandchildren.]] Although this is because Frederick does not desire to force Robin into a relationship nor [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship break off their friendship.]]
* Ayame Ishikawa and Hikaru Nagai of ''FanFic/DespairsLastResort'' constantly make this claim in regards to each other. Everyone believes they're a couple, no matter how much they deny it, due to how close they are.
* In the AU ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfiction series The Road You Choose, the first part, The Mystery of Aura, has Kidd Summers ask if Misty is Ash's girlfriend, cue a rapid denial from both. [[spoiler:Then fast-forward to the end of the second story, The Master of Mirage, set a couple weeks later chronologically; Misty refers to herself as Ash's girlfriend.]]
* In ''FanFic/{{Moratorium}}'', Harry insists she isn't smitten with Tom. Neither Hermione nor Tom are fooled.
* In ''[[FanFic/HotspringSouls Slice of Souls!]]'', Maria insists that she and Solaire are JustFriends after Gehrman starts to freak out at seeing them together. Gehrman doesn't buy it, which leads to Maria [[{{Troll}} trolling]] him by saying she and Solaire already had "sessions" together. [[spoiler: Maria's actually talking about piano and drums jam sessions, not sex.]]
* ''FanFic/DoctorWhoovesTheSeries'' has the [[ChickMagnet Doctor]] and Twilight, his companion. Or, shall we say, more than companion?
-->'''The Doctor''': No, Twilight and I are strictly... That is to say, she's a sweet girl but... No. While I do care about her well-being, I am not--
* ''Fanfic/TheSecondTry'' provides the next examples:
** In order to keep the {{Masquerade}}, Asuka is forced to protest that Shinji isn't her boyfriend whenever someone suggests that she likes him, even though [[SecretRelationship they got married]] several years ago -[[PeggySue from their perspective]]-.[[note]]No one ever brings up the fact that her claims are MetaphoricallyTrue.[[/note]]
** According Misato, she and Kaji haven't got back together. And they are NOT dating. They are merely hanging out together. And having sex. But he's not her boyfriend.
* Subverted in ''Fanfic/NeonGenesisEvangelionGenocide''. When Asuka asks Shinji if he's dating Rei, he denies it, knowing that the relationship he has with Rei is both something ''else'' and more than a little complicated by the fact that she died and came back to life as another person. He also realizes that these reasons are far too complicated to explain to Asuka, so he settles for telling her that Rei simply isn't interested.
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