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* FishOutOfTemporalWater: Thou may be ahsking, why hath the Lord ordained to send me into these sinful and strange toimes instead of my original toime, in hwhich the word of God art the law of the land? Verily, it be that these toimes are in hwhich all of humanitai hath descended into all manner of sin and unholy, Papist behaviors. The Lord hath spoken, oi am the one chosen to show the paeple of these toimes the way of our Lord, for [[KnightTemplar 'tis my dyooty to save their souls from the foires of Hell and pounish the heathens judge ye who shant listen]]!listen to the ward of the Lord!]]
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* FishOutOfTemporalWater: Thou may be ahsking, why hath the Lord ordained to send me into these sinful and strange toimes instead of my original toime, in hwhich the word of God art the law of the land? Verily, it be that these toimes are in hwhich all of humanitai hath descended into all manner of sin and unholy, Papist behaviors. The Lord hath spoken, oi am the one chosen to show the paeple of these toimes the way of our Lord, for [[KnightTemplar 'tis my dyooty to save their souls from the foires of Hell]]!Hell and pounish the heathens who shant listen]]!
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* FishOutOfTemporalWater: Thou may be ahsking, why hath the Lord ordained to send me into these sinful and strange toimes instead of my original toime, in hwhich the word of God art the law of the land? Verily, it be that these toimes are in hwhich all of humanitai hath descended into all manner of sin and unholy, Papist behaviors. The Lord hath spoken, I oi am the one chosen to show the paeple of these toimes the way of our Lord, for [[KnightTemplar 'tis my dyooty to save their souls from the foires of Hell]]!
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* FishOutOfTemporalWater: You Thou may be ahsking, why hath the Lord ordained to send me into these sinful and strange toimes instead of my original toime, in hwhich the word of God art the law of the land? Verily, it be that these toimes are in hwhich all of humanitai hath descended into all manner of sin and unholy, Papist behaviors. The Lord hath spoken, I am the one chosen to show the paeple of these toimes the way of our Lord, for [[KnightTemplar 'tis my dyooty to save their souls from the foires of Hell]]!
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* FishOutOfTemporalWater: You may be ahsking, why hath the Lord ordained to send me into these sinful and strange toimes instead of my original toime, in hwhich the word of God art the law of the land? Verily, it be that these toimes are in hwhich all of humanitai hath descended into all manner of sin and unholy, Papist behaviors. The Lord hath spoken, I am the one chosen to show the paeple of these toimes the way of our Lord, for [[KnightTemplar it is 'tis my dyooty to save their souls from the foires of Hell]]!
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* FishOutOfTemporalWater: You may be ahsking, why hath the Lord ordained to send me into these sinful and strange toimes instead of my original toime, in hwhich the word of God art the law of the land? Verily, it be that these toimes are in hwhich all of humanitai hath descended into all manner of sin and unholy, Papist behaviors, and oi behaviors. The Lord hath spoken, I am the one who shalt chosen to show the paeple of these toimes the way of our Lord, for [[KnightTemplar it is my dyooty to save their souls from the foires of Hell]]!
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* FishOutOfTemporalWater: You may be ahsking, why hath the Lord ordained to send me into these sinful and strange toimes instead of my original toime, in hwhich the word of God art the law of the land? Verily, it be that these toimes are in hwhich all of humanitai hath descended into all manner of sin and unholy, Papist behaviors, and oi am the one who shalt show the paeple of these toimes the way of our Lord, for [[KnightTemplar it is my dyooty to save their souls from the foires of Hell]]!
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* AntiquatedLinguistics: The papel of these colenais claim that they art "English", with the accent of the English. Yet they spake queerly in nothing but tongues, curséd words of the Devil!
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* EveryoneHasStandards: While the pox is a curse upon the people by the Almighty God, our ever merciful Lord has seen fit to grant us with the gift of intelligence, and such measures as inoculation and other forms of physic are not devilry. At least, by good English Christian folk. Let the French and Indians fend for themselves.themselves.
* FishOutOfTemporalWater: You may be ahsking, why hath the Lord ordained to send me into these sinful and strange toimes instead of my original toime, in hwhich the word of God art the law of the land? Verily, it be that these toimes are in hwhich all of humanitai hath descended into all manner of sin and unholy, Papist behaviors, and oi am the one who shalt show the paeple of these toimes the way of our Lord, for [[KnightTemplar it is my dyooty to save their souls from Hell]]!
* FishOutOfTemporalWater: You may be ahsking, why hath the Lord ordained to send me into these sinful and strange toimes instead of my original toime, in hwhich the word of God art the law of the land? Verily, it be that these toimes are in hwhich all of humanitai hath descended into all manner of sin and unholy, Papist behaviors, and oi am the one who shalt show the paeple of these toimes the way of our Lord, for [[KnightTemplar it is my dyooty to save their souls from Hell]]!
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Oi am the Witchfinder General of the Colenai of Massachusetts Bay.
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[[WebVideo/AtunSheiFilms Oi am the Witchfinder General of the Colenai of Massachusetts Bay.
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* WitchHunter: Witches who took council away from the Sovereign of Our Lord and to kiss the unkempt bottom of the Devil shall not suffer to live! To foind a hag who shant recoite the Commandments or have the witches mark are to be hanged and denounced as a choild of God All'Moighty.
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* WitchHunter: TheWitchHunter: Witches who took council away from the Sovereign of Our Lord and to kiss the unkempt bottom of the Devil shall not suffer to live! To foind a hag who shant recoite the Commandments or have the witches mark are to be hanged and denounced as a choild of God All'Moighty.
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* EveryoneHasStandards: While the pox is a curse upon the people by the Almighty God, our ever merciful Lord has seen fit to grant us with the gift of intelligence, and such measures as inoculation and other forms of physic are not devilry. At least, by good Christian folk. Let the French and Indians fend for themselves.
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* WouldHurtAChild: None who engage in hwitchcraft may live, nay, not e'en children, for they are capable of enough reason to practice the black arts!
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! Moi soul is moine to keep and it's best yeh banish my name from yer Book of Loies should the loight of Our Lord gouides my hand against yeh!
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* WitchHunter: W'itches Witches who took council away from the Sovereign of Our Lord and to kiss the unkempt bottom of the Devil shall not suffer to live! To foind a hag who shant recoite the Commandments or have the w'itches witches mark are to be hanged and denounced as a choild of God All'Moighty.
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! Moi soul is moine to keep and it's best yeh banish my name from yer Book of Loies should the loight of Our Lord goide's gouides my hand against yeh!
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* TheGrinch: Christ'Mas is a most vile and profane and superstitious custom! A carnival of residual papist idolatry! Where the people of this common-wealth are entoist to a lasiviousness, idleness, drunkenness, gluttony, unlawful gamin', cursin', swearin', the like! Tis' war to be waged against this Black Sabbath and the true followers of Our Lord Chroist All'Moighty!
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* TheGrinch: Christ'Mas Christ'Mass is a most vile and profane and superstitious custom! A carnival of residual papist idolatry! Where the people of this common-wealth are entoist to a lasiviousness, idleness, drunkenness, gluttony, unlawful gamin', cursin', swearin', the like! Tis' war to be waged against this Black Sabbath and the true followers of Our Lord Chroist All'Moighty!
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Save that [[{{Leitmotif}} introducsion music]]. Music is sinful. The rest of the toime will be spent in soilent contemplasion of the Sovereign of Our Lord.
Oi am the Witchfinder General of of the Colenai of Massachusetts Bay.
Today oi shall be in close stoudy of this foul false pretender in the shadow of the Holy Boible, this wretched sinner-written festival of unholy loight that the witches name "Tay-Vay Tropes".
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! Moi soul is moine to keep and it's best yeh banish my name from yer Book of Loies should the loight of Our Lord goide's my hand against yeh!
* DeliberateValuesDissonance: The papel of these colenais are enamoured by the falseties of scarlet women and Papist warlards that [[DemocracyIsBad prefer the wiles of common-folk vuln'rable to the lure of greed and lust than the Christian decree of the King]].
* DisproportionateRetribution: If yer son is disobedient or yer daughter is engaged in the lustful [[OldTimeyAnkleTaboo bare-ankled]] whoiles of Devilrei, you are to lay hold on them and deliver then to the magistrates assembled in the court of the shire in which yeh dwell. There testify to them that they art unworthy of God's love, and if their judgement to the court sees fit, thy kin shall be put to instant death.
* TheGrinch: Christ'Mas is a most vile and profane and superstitious custom! A carnival of residual papist idolatry! Where the people of this common-wealth are entoist to a lasiviousness, idleness, drunkenness, gluttony, unlawful gamin', cursin', swearin', the like! Tis' war to be waged against this Black Sabbath and the true followers of Our Lord Chroist All'Moighty!
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Nay', tis any who insult and defile the good and holy name of the sacriture with their papist Devilrei, Quaker-tricks, Indian-savagrai and womanly whiles at which art the true villains in this sinful toimes!
* WitchHunter: W'itches who took council away from the Sovereign of Our Lord and to kiss the unkempt bottom of the Devil shall not suffer to live! To foind a hag who shant recoite the Commandments or have the w'itches mark are to be hanged and denounced as a choild of God All'Moighty.
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-> [[SigningOffCatchphrase Thou art a wretched sinner, utterly unworthy of God's love. A fountain of pollution is deep within thou nature and thou livith as a winter tree; unprofitable, fit only to be hewn down and burned. Steep thy life in prayer, and hope that God sees fit to show mercy on thy corrupted soul.]]
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Save that [[{{Leitmotif}} introducsion music]]. Music is sinful. The rest of the toime will be spent in soilent contemplasion of the Sovereign of Our Lord.
Oi am the Witchfinder General of of the Colenai of Massachusetts Bay.
Today oi shall be in close stoudy of this foul false pretender in the shadow of the Holy Boible, this wretched sinner-written festival of unholy loight that the witches name "Tay-Vay Tropes".
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! Moi soul is moine to keep and it's best yeh banish my name from yer Book of Loies should the loight of Our Lord goide's my hand against yeh!
* DeliberateValuesDissonance: The papel of these colenais are enamoured by the falseties of scarlet women and Papist warlards that [[DemocracyIsBad prefer the wiles of common-folk vuln'rable to the lure of greed and lust than the Christian decree of the King]].
* DisproportionateRetribution: If yer son is disobedient or yer daughter is engaged in the lustful [[OldTimeyAnkleTaboo bare-ankled]] whoiles of Devilrei, you are to lay hold on them and deliver then to the magistrates assembled in the court of the shire in which yeh dwell. There testify to them that they art unworthy of God's love, and if their judgement to the court sees fit, thy kin shall be put to instant death.
* TheGrinch: Christ'Mas is a most vile and profane and superstitious custom! A carnival of residual papist idolatry! Where the people of this common-wealth are entoist to a lasiviousness, idleness, drunkenness, gluttony, unlawful gamin', cursin', swearin', the like! Tis' war to be waged against this Black Sabbath and the true followers of Our Lord Chroist All'Moighty!
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Nay', tis any who insult and defile the good and holy name of the sacriture with their papist Devilrei, Quaker-tricks, Indian-savagrai and womanly whiles at which art the true villains in this sinful toimes!
* WitchHunter: W'itches who took council away from the Sovereign of Our Lord and to kiss the unkempt bottom of the Devil shall not suffer to live! To foind a hag who shant recoite the Commandments or have the w'itches mark are to be hanged and denounced as a choild of God All'Moighty.
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-> [[SigningOffCatchphrase Thou art a wretched sinner, utterly unworthy of God's love. A fountain of pollution is deep within thou nature and thou livith as a winter tree; unprofitable, fit only to be hewn down and burned. Steep thy life in prayer, and hope that God sees fit to show mercy on thy corrupted soul.]]
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