History SelfDemonstrating / SheHulk

* TheAdjectivalSuperhero: I got saddled with ''two'' adjectives, if you can believe it. They called me "[[ComicBook/TheSavageSheHulk The Savage She-Hulk]]" first, and then I was "The ComicBook/SensationalSheHulk". It's Marvel; they're big on alliteration.

* TheAdjectivalSuperhero: I got saddled with ''two'' adjectives, if you can believe it. They called me "The Savage She-Hulk" first, and then I was "The ComicBook/SensationalSheHulk". It's Marvel; they're big on alliteration.

Hold on. You mean to tell me [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} WILSON]] got a SelfDemonstrating page before me?! Even though I've been tearing down Marvel's fourth wall two years before he even showed up?! You're lucky I'm not nearly as ill-tempered as my bigger cousin, or you'd have one hell of a mess on your hands.

* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Dark green hair, actually. And I ''always'' rock it. Yeah, even in TheEighties, when [[EightiesHair my hair was bigger than my body]].

[[spoiler: The less said about "The Winter Hulk", the better, okay?

** [[spoiler: and it happened again during the fight with Bruce who's now [[ComicBook/TheImmortalHulk immortal]]. I really started to resemble Bruce and now with the green to match.]]

''(For full effect, read in the voices of either Creator/ElizaDushku, Creator/KateeSackhoff, Creator/MariaCanalsBarrera, Creator/CreeSummer or Creator/TatianaMaslany).''

* FunPersonified: My best known trait. You know you love it! [[spoiler: At least until I was knocked unconscious by Thanos, and woke up from my coma only to learn that my cousin was murdered, but that's another story...which got concluded but I'm still not quite back to the She-Hulk you all know and love.]]

''(For full effect, read in the voices of either Creator/ElizaDushku, Creator/KateeSackhoff, Creator/MariaCanalsBarrera, or Creator/CreeSummer).''

* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Dark green hair, actually. And I ''always'' rock it. Yeah, even in the Eighties, when my hair was bigger than my body.

Feel free to go back to my [[ComicBook/SheHulk main page]] if you want. Or you can hang out here and get to know me personally. C'mon, you know want to!

* EvilUncle: Remember the note about my jerk of an uncle? Yeah, he tries to antagonize me as well just for being associated with Bruce. Take away any power Briam's "acquired" and he's a PaperTiger. If I can only convince Bruce to see that....

''(For full effect, read in the voices of either Creator/ElizaDushku, Creator/KateeSackhoff, or Creator/CreeSummer).''

''(This page is best read in either Creator/CreeSummer's, Creator/MariaCanalsBarrera, Creator/KateeSackhoff's or Creator/ElizaDushku's voice.)''

Like I said, I've been BreakingTheFourthWall before Wade took over that schtick (Thanks John!). That said, I have used the comics themselves as legal records for whenever I have a case that involves superheroes. Just because I'm a Hulk doesn't mean I'm all muscle you know.

* FanDisservice: [[spoiler: The current me is gray-skinned with glowing green scars. Not a pretty sight at all.]]

* FunPersonified: My best known trait. You know you love it! [[spoiler: At least until I was knocked unconscious by Thanos, and woke up from my coma only to learn that my cousin was murdered, but that's another story... which we haven't finished yet.]]

** And for the last time, I '''did not sleep with the naut!''' That was an alternate universe version of me who DIDN'T have standards... To be fair, when it showed up in a montage (that Hellcat started without my permission) I apparently thought it was "Annoying, but sweet." I'll take that as the writers acknowledging how I feel about being reminded of that moment.

** And for the last time, I '''did not sleep with the Juggernaut!''' That was an alternate universe version of me who DIDN'T have standards... To be fair, when it showed up in a montage (that Hellcat started without my permission) I apparently thought it was "Annoying, but sweet." I'll take that as the writers acknowledging how I feel about being reminded that moment.

** And for the last time, I '''did not sleep with the Juggernaut!''' That was an alternate universe version of me who DIDN'T have standards... To be fair, when it showed up in a montage (that Hellcat started without my permission) I apparently thought it was "Annoying, but sweet." I'll take that as the writers acknowledging how I feel about that moment.

** And for the last time, I '''did not sleep with the Juggernaut!''' That was an alternate universe version of me who DIDN'T have standards...

''(This page is best read in either Creator/CreeSummer's, Creator/KateeSackhoff's or Creator/ElizaDushku's voice.)''

* TheAdjectivalSuperhero: I got saddled with ''two'' adjectives, if you can believe it. They called me "The Savage She-Hulk" first, and then I was "The ComicBook/SensationalSheHulk". It's Marvel... They're big on alliteration.

* ClothingDamage: Yeah...one of the things I hate about growing two feet and several hundred pounds of muscle. And I like those clothes too! Originally, as the Savage She-Hulk, my "costume" consisted of, apparently, the same ripped slip I wore under all my clothes. . . how many of those did I buy? Also, despite being (usually) very good friends with Reed Richards, some of my She-Hulk "action" outfits apparently are not made of his great unstable molecules, and rip and tear really easily. [[{{Fanservice}} Not that any of you guys are complaining, amirite?]]

* HelloAttorney: Oh, yeah. As She-Hulk I'm the very definition of sexy, and keep all my lawyer smarts! I've even got nice business suit tailored for all my seven-foot, muscular green glory! Jen's. . . well, kinda plain, so I guess you could say PlayedWith?

* FunPersonified: My best known trait. You know you love it! [[spoiler: At least until I was knocked unconscious by Thanos, and woke up from my coma only to learn that my cousin was murdered, but that's another story. ...Which we haven't finished yet.]]

** I once had asked [[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]] about the DoubleStandard in this trope, after we'd. . . [[UnusualEuphemism debriefed]] each other. His answer was interrupted by Zzaxx attacking the Helicarrier. Still, I think it would have been very interesting to hear his response, no? I also decided, after I'd become a bounty hunter, that I was through being a "sexual pinball". . . and promptly fell into bed with Hercules. Hey, there's worse ways to fall of the wagon, shut up.

* {{Retool}}: Every time I turn around it seems. I started off as the Savage She-Hulk, where I was basically exactly like my cousin Bruce but [[DistaffCounterpart with boobs.]] Then I bounced around between a few teams, before becoming the Sensational She-Hulk, which played up my wacky personality and had me breaking the fourth wall with gleeful abandon. Then I bounced around some more teams, got a graphic novel where I got stuck in my She-Hulk form ([[{{Retcon}} but not really]]), then became the Adjectiveless She-Hulk, where I went to work at a law firm specializing in superhero law. We got a bit more subtle about the whole fourth-wall thing, kinda, using Marvel Comics as legal documents (under the flimsiest excuse ever, if you ask me. . . but hey, I didn't write it). Then partway through Volume Two I got disbarred (and no, I won't tell you why until you get into the flashback issues) and became a bounty hunter, trying to lay off the whole "hero" thing (which is much harder than it sounds, by the way).

* SuperpoweredEvilSide: Hey, I'm not evil! Just your everyday fun-loving gamma-irradiated gal! Though, when Mallory Book (my despicable co-worker at [=GLK&H=]) was defending The Leader (still can't ''believe'' she did that!) she tried to prove that gamma irradiation affected a person's judgement, trying to draw the analogy that it's like being drunk or on drugs, and so The Leader wasn't responsible for his behavior. To try and prove the point, she actually had the gall to call me as a hostile witness, and have me list off all my sexual partners as She-Hulk versus as Jen Walters. She-Hulk took a long time. Jen. . . not so much.

* ThemeSong: According to Slott, at least, mine is "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba. I swear, I keep taking it off my playlist. . .
* TraumaCongaLine: Well, I wouldn't say it was that bad, but at the start of adjectiveless She-Hulk, I had a case overturned because I just happened to help save the world during my closing argument, which resulted in me being dismissed from the DA's office. Then I was kicked ou- asked to move out of the Avenger's mansion, because it was felt I was taking a few too many liberties with the partying, the parking, and the pantry. And the underwear model I was "dating" at the time dumped me because he thought I lacked depth. . . moron. Then I land a job a one of the most prestigious law firms in New York, only to find out I've been hired because they're branching out into superhero law and need an expert in that subject. . . and the senior partner refuses to let me work as She-Hulk, requiring me to be Jen Walters. But, the job actually turned out to be really fun! While it lasted, anyway. Then there was the whole [[ComicBook/CivilWar "Civil War"]] thing, then I got drafted by SHIELD as part of the Hulkbuster squad, and ''then'' I found out Tony Stark and his brain trust shot Bruce into space. [[{{Understatement}} I was not pleased with that development.]]

''(This page is best read in either Creator/CreeSummer's, Creator/KateeSackhoff's or Creator/Eliza Dushku's voice.)''