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* GilliganCut: The aforementioned ClusterFBomb results into Cartman crying in the car, getting nothing out of it.
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The rule for American Vs Commonwealth Spellings is "first come, first served". And I know this had the Commonwealth spelling originally because I wrote it.
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At recess, most of the kids are glued to their iPads, and Cartman lords his tablet over the students who don't have one - until Craig points out that it's just an iPad back glued to a piece of glass. It emerges that Liane has promised him an iPad as a birthday present, but he wants one '''now''', and rants at her for "fucking" him. She relents and drives him to Best Buy, but balks at the $900 price tag and tries to interest her son in a Toshiba [=HandiBook=] instead, sparking another tantrum in which Cartman accuses his mother of "fucking" him... whereupon a furious Liane drives him straight home. But he's not giving in so easily, and goes on ''Dr. Phil'', where they believe he is speaking literally when he talks about his mother "fucking" him, despite Liane crashing the taping session to explain. They decide to contact Apple to coordinate a PR gesture for the "victim".
Meanwhile, Kyle shows off his iPad to a customer at Sizzler's, who is hesitant to embrace Apple products owing to claims that they track their users' every movement. Kyle dismisses this as a myth - just as Apple employees show up and verify that he has the weight and bloodwork they need for their newest experiment... to which he unwittingly agreed after accepting the latest iTunes user agreement. He tries to hide in Gerald's law office, but the Apple employees taser his father and throw Kyle in a cell with a woman and a Japanese man, Junichi, to be part of Steve Jobs' scheme to create an iPad powered by three humans sharing one gastric tract, the [=HumancentiPad=]. Kyle has his mouth sewn to Junichi's anus and the woman's mouth sewn to his own anus, and Junichi is fed food notorious for causing diarrhea that makes its way through Kyle to the woman's anus to power an iPad. Kyle repeatedly botches possible ways out by signing documents without reading them, only to learn that they make the agreement more binding.
Meanwhile, Kyle shows off his iPad to a customer at Sizzler's, who is hesitant to embrace Apple products owing to claims that they track their users' every movement. Kyle dismisses this as a myth - just as Apple employees show up and verify that he has the weight and bloodwork they need for their newest experiment... to which he unwittingly agreed after accepting the latest iTunes user agreement. He tries to hide in Gerald's law office, but the Apple employees taser his father and throw Kyle in a cell with a woman and a Japanese man, Junichi, to be part of Steve Jobs' scheme to create an iPad powered by three humans sharing one gastric tract, the [=HumancentiPad=]. Kyle has his mouth sewn to Junichi's anus and the woman's mouth sewn to his own anus, and Junichi is fed food notorious for causing diarrhea that makes its way through Kyle to the woman's anus to power an iPad. Kyle repeatedly botches possible ways out by signing documents without reading them, only to learn that they make the agreement more binding.
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At recess, most of the kids are glued to their iPads, and Cartman lords his tablet over the students who don't have one - until Craig points out that it's just an iPad back glued to a piece of glass. It emerges that Liane has promised him an iPad as a birthday present, but he wants one '''now''', and rants at her for "fucking" him. She relents and drives him to Best Buy, but balks at the $900 price tag and tries to interest her son in a Toshiba [=HandiBook=] instead, sparking another tantrum in which Cartman accuses his mother of "fucking" him... whereupon a furious Liane drives him straight home. But he's not giving in so easily, and goes on ''Dr. Phil'', where they believe he is speaking literally when he talks about his mother "fucking" him, despite Liane crashing the taping session to explain. They decide to contact Apple to coordinate co-ordinate a PR gesture for the "victim".
Meanwhile, Kyle shows off his iPad to a customer at Sizzler's, who is hesitant to embrace Apple products owing to claims that they track their users' every movement. Kyle dismisses this as a myth - just as Apple employees show up and verify that he has the weight and bloodwork they need for their newest experiment... to which he unwittingly agreed after accepting the latest iTunes user agreement. He tries to hide in Gerald's law office, but the Apple employees taser his father and throw Kyle in a cell with a woman and a Japanese man, Junichi, to be part of Steve Jobs' scheme to create an iPad powered by three humans sharing onegastric gastral tract, the [=HumancentiPad=]. Kyle has his mouth sewn to Junichi's anus and the woman's mouth sewn to his own anus, and Junichi is fed food notorious for causing diarrhea diarrhoea that makes its way through Kyle to the woman's anus to power an iPad. Kyle repeatedly botches possible ways out by signing documents without reading them, only to learn that they make the agreement more binding.
Meanwhile, Kyle shows off his iPad to a customer at Sizzler's, who is hesitant to embrace Apple products owing to claims that they track their users' every movement. Kyle dismisses this as a myth - just as Apple employees show up and verify that he has the weight and bloodwork they need for their newest experiment... to which he unwittingly agreed after accepting the latest iTunes user agreement. He tries to hide in Gerald's law office, but the Apple employees taser his father and throw Kyle in a cell with a woman and a Japanese man, Junichi, to be part of Steve Jobs' scheme to create an iPad powered by three humans sharing one
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Meanwhile, Kyle shows off his iPad to a customer at Sizzler's, who is hesitant to embrace Apple products owing to claims that they track their users' every movement. Kyle dismisses this as a myth - just as Apple employees show up and verify that he has the weight and bloodwork they need for their newest experiment... to which he unwittingly agreed after accepting the latest iTunes user agreement. He tries to hide in Gerald's law office, but the Apple employees taser his father and throw Kyle in a cell with a woman and a Japanese man, Junichi, to be part of Steve Jobs' scheme to create an iPad powered by three humans sharing one gastral tract, the [=HumancentiPad=]. Kyle has his mouth sewn to Junichi's anus and the woman's mouth sewn to his own anus, and Junichi is fed food notorious for causing diarrhoea that makes its way through Kyle to the woman's anus to power an iPad. Kyle repeatedly botches possible ways out by signing documents without reading them, only to learn that they make the agreement more binding.
Meanwhile, Kyle shows off his iPad to a customer at Sizzler's, who is hesitant to embrace Apple products owing to claims that they track their users' every movement. Kyle dismisses this as a myth - just as Apple employees show up and verify that he has the weight and bloodwork they need for their newest experiment... to which he unwittingly agreed after accepting the latest iTunes user agreement. He tries to hide in Gerald's law office, but the Apple employees taser his father and throw Kyle in a cell with a woman and a Japanese man, Junichi, to be part of Steve Jobs' scheme to create an iPad powered by three humans sharing one gastral tract, the [=HumancentiPad=]. Kyle has his mouth sewn to Junichi's anus and the woman's mouth sewn to his own anus, and Junichi is fed food notorious for causing diarrhoea that makes its way through Kyle to the woman's anus to power an iPad. Kyle repeatedly botches possible ways out by signing documents without reading them, only to learn that they make the agreement more binding.
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At recess, most of the kids are glued to their iPads, and Cartman lords his tablet over the students who don't have one - until Craig points out that it's just an iPad back glued to a piece of glass. It emerges that Liane has promised him an iPad as a birthday present, but he wants one '''now''', and rants at her for "fucking" him. She relents and drives him to Best Buy, but balks at the $900 price tag and tries to interest her son in a Toshiba [=HandiBook=] instead, sparking another tantrum in which Cartman accuses his mother of "fucking" him... whereupon a furious Liane drives him straight home. But he's not giving in so easily, and goes on ''Dr. Phil'', where they believe he is speaking literally when he talks about his mother "fucking" him, despite Liane crashing the taping session to explain. They decide to contact Apple to co-ordinate coordinate a PR gesture for the "victim".
Meanwhile, Kyle shows off his iPad to a customer at Sizzler's, who is hesitant to embrace Apple products owing to claims that they track their users' every movement. Kyle dismisses this as a myth - just as Apple employees show up and verify that he has the weight and bloodwork they need for their newest experiment... to which he unwittingly agreed after accepting the latest iTunes user agreement. He tries to hide in Gerald's law office, but the Apple employees taser his father and throw Kyle in a cell with a woman and a Japanese man, Junichi, to be part of Steve Jobs' scheme to create an iPad powered by three humans sharing onegastral gastric tract, the [=HumancentiPad=]. Kyle has his mouth sewn to Junichi's anus and the woman's mouth sewn to his own anus, and Junichi is fed food notorious for causing diarrhoea diarrhea that makes its way through Kyle to the woman's anus to power an iPad. Kyle repeatedly botches possible ways out by signing documents without reading them, only to learn that they make the agreement more binding.
Meanwhile, Kyle shows off his iPad to a customer at Sizzler's, who is hesitant to embrace Apple products owing to claims that they track their users' every movement. Kyle dismisses this as a myth - just as Apple employees show up and verify that he has the weight and bloodwork they need for their newest experiment... to which he unwittingly agreed after accepting the latest iTunes user agreement. He tries to hide in Gerald's law office, but the Apple employees taser his father and throw Kyle in a cell with a woman and a Japanese man, Junichi, to be part of Steve Jobs' scheme to create an iPad powered by three humans sharing one
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* HopeSpot: Just when it looks like Kyle might be surgically taken apart by doctors, it turns out to be a simulation by Steve Jobs to see if Kyle could read, and, unfortunately, he didn't read it (not like Kyle ''could'' read, since his mouth is sowed to a Japanese man's anus).
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* HopeSpot: Just when it looks like Kyle might be surgically taken apart by doctors, it turns out to be a simulation by Steve Jobs to see if Kyle could read, and, unfortunately, he didn't read it (not like Kyle ''could'' read, since his mouth is sowed attached to a Japanese man's anus).
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-->'''Butters:''' "By clicking 'Agree,' you are also acknowledging that Apple may sew your mouth to the butthole of another iTunes user. Apple and its subsidiaries may, if necessary, sew another person's mouth to your butthole, making you a being that shares one gastral tract." I'm going to click on... 'Decline.'
* ReplacementGoldfish: Since Apple took Kyle away, the Genuises offer the boys a replacement friend.
* ReplacementGoldfish: Since Apple took Kyle away, the Genuises offer the boys a replacement friend.
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-->'''Butters:''' "By clicking 'Agree,' you are also acknowledging that Apple may sew your mouth to the butthole of another iTunes user. Apple and its subsidiaries may, if necessary, sew another person's mouth to your butthole, making you a being that shares one gastral gastric tract." I'm going to click on... 'Decline.'
* ReplacementGoldfish: Since Apple took Kyle away, theGenuises Geniuses offer the boys a replacement friend.
* ReplacementGoldfish: Since Apple took Kyle away, the
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* BigNo: Steve Jobs angrily screams "No!" each time Kyle stupidly signs an agreement without reading it first.
** When Cartman asks his mother to go back to Best Buy to get the Toshiba [=HandiBook=]instead of the [=iPad=] Cartman wanted and made a scene, his mother yells out "No!".
** When Cartman asks his mother to go back to Best Buy to get the Toshiba [=HandiBook=]instead of the [=iPad=] Cartman wanted and made a scene, his mother yells out "No!".
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* BigNo: BigNo:
** Steve Jobs angrily screams "No!" each time Kyle stupidly signs an agreement without reading it first.
** When Cartman asks his mother to go back to Best Buy to get the Toshiba[=HandiBook=]instead [=HandiBook=] instead of the [=iPad=] Cartman wanted and made a scene, his mother yells out "No!".
** Steve Jobs angrily screams "No!" each time Kyle stupidly signs an agreement without reading it first.
** When Cartman asks his mother to go back to Best Buy to get the Toshiba
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** Angry that his mother Liane won't buy him the $899.99 [=iPad=], Cartman lies to everyone that she's out to sexually abuse him on a daily basis, when it really means that she's "fucking him over" whatever he wants to get. And his horrible, twisted lies actually works - everyone believes him and works to help him gain an [=iPad=] afterwards.
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** Angry that his mother Liane won't buy him the $899.99 [=iPad=], Cartman lies to everyone that she's out to sexually abuse him on a daily basis, when it really means that she's "fucking him over" whatever he wants to get. And his horrible, twisted lies actually works work - everyone believes him and works to help him gain an [=iPad=] afterwards.
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* BigBad: Steve Jobs.
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* MistakenForPedophile: Liane because of Cartman's horrible lying.
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** When Cartman asks his mother to go back to Best Buy to get the Toshiba [=HandiBook=]instead of the IPad Cartman wanted and made a scene, his mother yells out "No!".
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* BigNo: Steve Jobs angrily screams "No!" each time Kyle stupidly signs an agreement without reading it first.
* CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot: As acknowledged by the characters multiple times, Kyle wouldn't have become the middle of the [=HumancentiPad=] if he had simply read the agreement and declined the conditions.
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** Steve Jobs as well, as he is the inventor of Apple and all Apple products. The fact that he nets people who signed waivers and forces them to become his next experiments gains him no notoriety at all.
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** Steve Jobs as well, as he is the inventor of Apple and all Apple products. The fact that he nets inserts very abusive terms and conditions into Apple software agreements before netting the people who signed waivers clicked Agree and forces them to become his next experiments gains him no notoriety at all.
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** Angry that his mother Liane won't buy him a $899 [=iPad=], Cartman lies to everyone that she's out to sexually abuse him on a daily basis, when it really means that she's "fucking him over" whatever he wants to get. And his horrible, twisted lies actually works - everyone believes him and works to help him gain an [=iPad=] afterwards.
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** Angry that his mother Liane won't buy him a $899 the $899.99 [=iPad=], Cartman lies to everyone that she's out to sexually abuse him on a daily basis, when it really means that she's "fucking him over" whatever he wants to get. And his horrible, twisted lies actually works - everyone believes him and works to help him gain an [=iPad=] afterwards.
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* ClusterFBomb: "Fuck me Mom! Fuck me right here in Best Buy! At least buy some condoms if you’re gonna FUCK ME!".
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* ClusterFBomb: "Fuck me "Go ahead, Mom! Fuck me! Fuck me right here in the Best Buy! At least buy some condoms if you’re gonna You wanna fuck your son so bad?! Go on Mom! Fuck me! FUCK ME!".ME!!!".
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* LaserGuidedKarma: Cartman rightfully gets his well deserved punishment for being his usual FatBastard self.
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* LaserGuidedKarma: Cartman rightfully gets his well deserved well-deserved punishment for being his usual SpoiledBrat of a FatBastard self.
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** Angry that Liane won't buy him a $899 [=iPad=], Cartman lies to everyone that his mother Liane is out to sexually abuse him on a daily basis. And his horrible, twisted lies actually works - everyone believes him and works to help him gain an [=iPad=] afterwards.
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** Angry that his mother Liane won't buy him a $899 [=iPad=], Cartman lies to everyone that his mother Liane is she's out to sexually abuse him on a daily basis.basis, when it really means that she's "fucking him over" whatever he wants to get. And his horrible, twisted lies actually works - everyone believes him and works to help him gain an [=iPad=] afterwards.
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* VillainWithGoodPublicity:
** Angry that Liane won't buy him a $899 [=iPad=], Cartman lies to everyone that his mother Liane is out to sexually abuse him on a daily basis. And his horrible, twisted lies actually works - everyone believes him and works to help him gain an [=iPad=] afterwards.
** Steve Jobs as well, as he is the inventor of Apple and all Apple products. The fact that he nets people who signed waivers and forces them to become his next experiments gains him no notoriety at all.
** Angry that Liane won't buy him a $899 [=iPad=], Cartman lies to everyone that his mother Liane is out to sexually abuse him on a daily basis. And his horrible, twisted lies actually works - everyone believes him and works to help him gain an [=iPad=] afterwards.
** Steve Jobs as well, as he is the inventor of Apple and all Apple products. The fact that he nets people who signed waivers and forces them to become his next experiments gains him no notoriety at all.
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* ClusterFBomb: "Fuck me Mom! Fuck me right here in Best Buy! At least buy some condoms if you’re gonna FUCK ME!"
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* ClusterFBomb: "Fuck me Mom! Fuck me right here in Best Buy! At least buy some condoms if you’re gonna FUCK ME!"ME!".
* HopeSpot: Just when it looks like Kyle might be surgically taken apart by doctors, it turns out to be a simulation by Steve Jobs to see if Kyle could read, and, unfortunately, he didn't read it (not like Kyle ''could'' read, since his mouth is sowed to a Japanese man's anus).
* HopeSpot: Just when it looks like Kyle might be surgically taken apart by doctors, it turns out to be a simulation by Steve Jobs to see if Kyle could read, and, unfortunately, he didn't read it (not like Kyle ''could'' read, since his mouth is sowed to a Japanese man's anus).
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Meanwhile, Kyle shows off his iPad to a customer at Sizzler's, who is hesitant to embrace Apple products owing to claims that they track their users' every movement. Kyle dismisses this as a myth - just as Apple employees show up and verify that he has the weight and bloodwork they need for their newest experiment... to which he unwittingly agreed after accepting the latest iTunes user agreement. He tries to hide in Gerald's law office, but the Apple employees taser his father and throw Kyle in a cell with a woman and a Japanese man, Junichi, to be part of Steve Jobs' scheme to create an iPad powered by three humans sharing one gastral tract, the Human [=CentiPad=]. Kyle has his mouth sewn to Junichi's anus and the woman's mouth sewn to his own anus, and Junichi is fed food notorious for causing diarrhoea that makes its way through Kyle to the woman's anus to power an iPad. Kyle repeatedly botches possible ways out by signing documents without reading them, only to learn that they make the agreement more binding.
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Meanwhile, Kyle shows off his iPad to a customer at Sizzler's, who is hesitant to embrace Apple products owing to claims that they track their users' every movement. Kyle dismisses this as a myth - just as Apple employees show up and verify that he has the weight and bloodwork they need for their newest experiment... to which he unwittingly agreed after accepting the latest iTunes user agreement. He tries to hide in Gerald's law office, but the Apple employees taser his father and throw Kyle in a cell with a woman and a Japanese man, Junichi, to be part of Steve Jobs' scheme to create an iPad powered by three humans sharing one gastral tract, the Human [=CentiPad=].[=HumancentiPad=]. Kyle has his mouth sewn to Junichi's anus and the woman's mouth sewn to his own anus, and Junichi is fed food notorious for causing diarrhoea that makes its way through Kyle to the woman's anus to power an iPad. Kyle repeatedly botches possible ways out by signing documents without reading them, only to learn that they make the agreement more binding.
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The three subplots convene as Cartman is presented with the Human [=CentiPad=] after his appearance on ''Dr. Phil''. He's delighted: a tablet that browses the Internet ''and'' defecates in Kyle's mouth is everything he ever dreamed of. But Gerald shows up and announces that he has invalidated Kyle's agreement, and suggests that while the Human [=CentiPad=] may be the future, perhaps we should enjoy the present. Steve Jobs agrees and sends the [=CentiPad=] to be dismantled. An enraged Cartman now begins screaming at God for "fucking" him... and one BoltOfDivineRetribution from an unamused God later, Cartman ends the episode sobbing in a hospital bed, covered in burn marks, with an impassive Liane at his side.
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The three subplots convene as Cartman is presented with the Human [=CentiPad=] [=HumancentiPad=] after his appearance on ''Dr. Phil''. He's delighted: a tablet that browses the Internet ''and'' defecates in Kyle's mouth is everything he ever dreamed of. But Gerald shows up and announces that he has invalidated Kyle's agreement, and suggests that while the Human [=CentiPad=] [=HumancentiPad=] may be the future, perhaps we should enjoy the present. Steve Jobs agrees and sends the [=CentiPad=] to be dismantled. An enraged Cartman now begins screaming at God for "fucking" him... and one BoltOfDivineRetribution from an unamused God later, Cartman ends the episode sobbing in a hospital bed, covered in burn marks, with an impassive Liane at his side.
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* AndIMustScream: Kyle having to get stuck behind an Asain person's ass while turned into a device while still alive is this, and [[FridgeHorror could have been worse if the HumancentiPad wasn’t discontinued]].
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* AndIMustScream: Kyle having to get stuck behind his mouth sewn to an Asain Asian person's ass while turned into a device while still alive is this, and alive. It [[FridgeHorror could have been worse if the HumancentiPad wasn’t discontinued]].
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* TemptingFate: Kyle tells a man that Apple doesn't really track where users are at all times and it's just a rumor.
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* TemptingFate: TemptingFate:
** Kyle tells a man that Apple doesn't really track where users are at all times and it's just arumor.rumor. Seconds later, Apple employees show up to abduct him to become part of the [=HumancentiPad=].
** Kyle tells a man that Apple doesn't really track where users are at all times and it's just a
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** Cartman accuses God of "fucking him" and subsequently gets struck by a BoltOfDivineRetribution.
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Beyond The Impossible is for things that break reality. This is not an example.
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* BeyondTheImpossible: All the kids are able to use their devices just fine without agreeing to the terms of service.
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Kyle agrees to his iTunes Terms and Conditions without reading it and ends up being part of Apple's newest experiment.
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At recess, most of the kids are glued to their iPads, and Cartman lords his tablet over the students who don't have one - until Craig points out that it's just an iPad back glued to a piece of glass. It emerges that Liane has promised him an iPad as a birthday present, but he wants one '''now''', and rants at her for "fucking" him. She relents and drives him to Best Buy, but balks at the $900 price tag and tries to interest her son in a Toshiba [=HandiBook=] instead, sparking another tantrum in which Cartman accuses his mother of "fucking" him... whereupon a furious Liane drives him straight home. But he's not giving in so easily, and goes on ''Dr. Phil'', where they believe he is speaking literally when he talks about his mother "fucking" him, despite Liane crashing the taping session to explain. They decide to contact Apple to co-ordinate a PR gesture for the "victim".
Meanwhile, Kyleagrees shows off his iPad to a customer at Sizzler's, who is hesitant to embrace Apple products owing to claims that they track their users' every movement. Kyle dismisses this as a myth - just as Apple employees show up and verify that he has the weight and bloodwork they need for their newest experiment... to which he unwittingly agreed after accepting the latest iTunes user agreement. He tries to hide in Gerald's law office, but the Apple employees taser his father and throw Kyle in a cell with a woman and a Japanese man, Junichi, to be part of Steve Jobs' scheme to create an iPad powered by three humans sharing one gastral tract, the Human [=CentiPad=]. Kyle has his mouth sewn to Junichi's anus and the woman's mouth sewn to his iTunes Terms own anus, and Conditions Junichi is fed food notorious for causing diarrhoea that makes its way through Kyle to the woman's anus to power an iPad. Kyle repeatedly botches possible ways out by signing documents without reading it them, only to learn that they make the agreement more binding.
At the same time, Stan, Kenny, andends up being Butters tell Gerald (a lifelong PC user) that the user agreement states quite clearly that users are giving Apple permission to sew their mouths to other iTunes users' anuses, and other users' mouths to their own anuses. They take Gerald to the Apple Store to meet with the Geniuses, who initially offer them a new friend to replace Kyle. Gerald is not satisfied, so the Geniuses take part in a series of bizarre rituals (including the Quickening and the Toran Rah) before telling Gerald that if he becomes an Apple customer, he can make Kyle's account part of Apple's newest experiment.
a family account for which he has final approval. Gerald reluctantly agrees.
The three subplots convene as Cartman is presented with the Human [=CentiPad=] after his appearance on ''Dr. Phil''. He's delighted: a tablet that browses the Internet ''and'' defecates in Kyle's mouth is everything he ever dreamed of. But Gerald shows up and announces that he has invalidated Kyle's agreement, and suggests that while the Human [=CentiPad=] may be the future, perhaps we should enjoy the present. Steve Jobs agrees and sends the [=CentiPad=] to be dismantled. An enraged Cartman now begins screaming at God for "fucking" him... and one BoltOfDivineRetribution from an unamused God later, Cartman ends the episode sobbing in a hospital bed, covered in burn marks, with an impassive Liane at his side.
Meanwhile, Kyle
At the same time, Stan, Kenny, and
The three subplots convene as Cartman is presented with the Human [=CentiPad=] after his appearance on ''Dr. Phil''. He's delighted: a tablet that browses the Internet ''and'' defecates in Kyle's mouth is everything he ever dreamed of. But Gerald shows up and announces that he has invalidated Kyle's agreement, and suggests that while the Human [=CentiPad=] may be the future, perhaps we should enjoy the present. Steve Jobs agrees and sends the [=CentiPad=] to be dismantled. An enraged Cartman now begins screaming at God for "fucking" him... and one BoltOfDivineRetribution from an unamused God later, Cartman ends the episode sobbing in a hospital bed, covered in burn marks, with an impassive Liane at his side.
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* ComicallyMissingThePoint: When Cartman's mom is mad at him for his tantrum at Best Buy, Cartman thinks he's just getting punished for not getting the Ipad he wanted due to "fuck" being a "no-no word."
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* ComicallyMissingThePoint: When Cartman's mom is mad at him for his tantrum at Best Buy, Cartman thinks he's just getting punished for not getting the Ipad iPad he wanted due to "fuck" being a "no-no word."
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* TemptingFate: Kyle tells a man that Apple doesn't really track where users are at all times and its just a rumor.
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* TemptingFate: Kyle tells a man that Apple doesn't really track where users are at all times and its it's just a rumor.
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* AndIMustScream: Poor Kyle had to get stuck behind an Asain person's ass while turned into a device while still alive! [[FridgeHorror Just think about what would have happened if the Humancentipad wasn’t discontinued!]]
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* AndIMustScream: Poor Kyle had having to get stuck behind an Asain person's ass while turned into a device while still alive! alive is this, and [[FridgeHorror Just think about what would could have happened been worse if the Humancentipad HumancentiPad wasn’t discontinued!]]discontinued]].
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* ClusterFBomb: Fuck me Mom! Fuck me right here in Best Buy! At least buy some condoms if you’re gonna FUCK ME!
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* ClusterFBomb: Fuck "Fuck me Mom! Fuck me right here in Best Buy! At least buy some condoms if you’re gonna FUCK ME!ME!"
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* ComicallyMissingThePoint: When Cartman's mom is mad at him for his tantrum at Best Buy, Cartman thinks he's just getting punished for not getting the Ipad he wanted due to "fuck" being a "no-no word."
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* AndIMustScream: Poor Kyle had to get stuck behind an Asain person's ass while turned into a device while still alive! [[FridgeHorror Just think about what would have happened if the Humancentipad wasn’t discontinued!]]
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* ClusterFBomb: Fuck me Mom! Fuck me right here in Best Buy! At least buy some condoms if you’re gonna FUCK ME!
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* LaserGuidedKarma: Cartman rightfully gets his well deserved punishment for being his usual FatBastard self.
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* JerkassHasAPoint: Steve jobs might be holding people against their will and doing horrible things to them that spits in the face of man and God, but he's not doing any of it without their legal, written permission to do so. He even gets angry at Kyle for just signing a contract placed in front of him without even looking at it, which allows them to keep doing the experiment.
* JerkassHasAPoint: Steve jobs might be holding people against their will and doing horrible things to them that spits in the face of man and God, but he's not doing any of it without their legal, written permission to do so. He even gets angry at Kyle for just signing a contract placed in front of him without even looking at it, which allows them to keep doing the experiment.
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* TookALevelInBadass: Liane doesn't stand for ''any'' of Cartman's nonsense in this episode.
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* BeyondTheImpossible: All the kids are able to use their devices just fine without agreeing to the terms of service.
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* AnAesop: Always read before you sign, because you might be signing up for things you didn't want.
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That doesn't happen in the episode at all; in fact Gerald spends most of the episode trying to get Kyle set free.
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* JerkAss: Kyle's father becomes the lawyer for Apple, ''against his own son,'' just for money.
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* TookALevelInBadass: Liane doesn't stand for ''any'' of Cartman's nonsense in this episode.
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Was the subject of the documentary TV special ''6 Days To Air: The Making of South Park''.
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* ShoutOut: The episode's plot and title are based on ''Film/TheHumanCentipede''.
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Kyle agrees to his iTunes Terms and Conditions without reading it and ends up being part of Apple's newest experiment.
!! This episode provides examples of:
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Cartman is overjoyed at the capabilities of the [=HumancentiPad=]: e-mail, Web browsing, and shitting in Kyle's mouth.
* BoltOfDivineRetribution: Cartman yells at God after his [=HumancentiPad=] is taken away. Cartman is then struck by lightning and ends up in a hospital room.
* ReadTheFinePrint: Kyle and the others clicked yes without knowing what they signed up for:
-->'''Butters''': "By clicking 'Agree,' you are also acknowledging that Apple may sew your mouth to the butthole of another iTunes user. Apple and its subsidiaries may, if necessary, sew another person's mouth to your butthole, making you a being that shares one gastral tract." I'm going to click on...'Decline.'"
* ReplacementGoldfish: Since Apple took Kyle away, the Genuises offer the boys a replacement friend.
* TemptingFate: Kyle tells a man that Apple doesn't really track where users are at all times and its just a rumor.
!! This episode provides examples of:
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Cartman is overjoyed at the capabilities of the [=HumancentiPad=]: e-mail, Web browsing, and shitting in Kyle's mouth.
* BoltOfDivineRetribution: Cartman yells at God after his [=HumancentiPad=] is taken away. Cartman is then struck by lightning and ends up in a hospital room.
* ReadTheFinePrint: Kyle and the others clicked yes without knowing what they signed up for:
-->'''Butters''': "By clicking 'Agree,' you are also acknowledging that Apple may sew your mouth to the butthole of another iTunes user. Apple and its subsidiaries may, if necessary, sew another person's mouth to your butthole, making you a being that shares one gastral tract." I'm going to click on...'Decline.'"
* ReplacementGoldfish: Since Apple took Kyle away, the Genuises offer the boys a replacement friend.
* TemptingFate: Kyle tells a man that Apple doesn't really track where users are at all times and its just a rumor.
