History Quotes / YouTube

-->-- The true first comment on [=YouTube=], on the video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_wU0qhEPR8 “Good Times!!!”, by a user named [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXuKT5IdyztFPR-uLwA8zVg Marco Cassé]].

-->-- The very first comment on the above video, by a user named [[https://www.youtube.com/user/COBALTGRUV COBALTGRUV]]. Despite it being the first comment on the first video, it is actually not the first comment on YouTube, despite a common misconception. That title actually goes to…

-->-- The true first comment on YouTube, on the video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_wU0qhEPR8 “Good Times!!!”, by a user named [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXuKT5IdyztFPR-uLwA8zVg Marco Cassé]].

-->-- The very first comment on the above video (and thus the site itself), by a user named [[https://www.youtube.com/user/COBALTGRUV COBALTGRUV]]

->"...to create a slate of shows to draw eyes to [=YouTube=]. Which, if you've read the wildly unmoderated comment section, is the cesspool of the splinterwebz."
-->-- Matt Fowler, [[http://uk.ign.com/articles/2013/05/07/wrestling-wrap-up-brock-trashes-triple-hs-office?page=3 IGN]]

-->--'''''Webcomic/PennyArcade''''', [[http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/12/03 "The Flexon"]]

--> - Rhett [=McLaughlin=], ''Rhett & Link''

--> - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw "Me at the zoo"]], the very first [=YouTube=] video, uploaded on April 23, 2005.

-->--The very first comment on the above video (and thus the site itself), by a user named [[https://www.youtube.com/user/COBALTGRUV COBALTGRUV]]

--> - Matt Fowler, [[http://uk.ign.com/articles/2013/05/07/wrestling-wrap-up-brock-trashes-triple-hs-office?page=3 IGN]]

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-->--''ComicStrip/ShermansLagoon''

-->--'''Peridot''', on going online and seeing a Cat Video for the first time, '''''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'''''

->"ScrappyMechanic/YouTube. A place where a flying cat with a poptart for a body and a rainbow coming from its butt has been seen 75 million times."

--> - [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw "Me at the zoo"]], the very first ScrappyMechanic/YouTube video, uploaded on April 23, 2005.

->"...to create a slate of shows to draw eyes to ScrappyMechanic/YouTube. Which, if you've read the wildly unmoderated comment section, is the cesspool of the splinterwebz."

->"Website/YouTube. A place where a flying cat with a poptart for a body and a rainbow coming from its butt has been seen 75 million times."

--> - [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw "Me at the zoo"]], the very first Youtube video, uploaded on April 23, 2005.

->"...to create a slate of shows to draw eyes to YouTube. Which, if you've read the wildly unmoderated comment section, is the cesspool of the splinterwebz."

-->--'''Peridot''', on going online and seeing a Cat Video for the first time, '''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'''

-->--'''''PennyArcade''''', [[http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/12/03 "The Flexon"]]

->"''What Nazi Germany did, as in throw the Jews and Gypsies into concentration camps, that wasn't much different from America throwing Germans, Italians and Japanese in camps, and far less brutal than the Soviet Union sending millions to die in Siberia, after "liberating" them from the Nazis. Furthermore, it's nothing compared to what the Jews are doing RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND to the Palestinians, including burning school children alive and harvesting organs from live people.''"
--> - A typical Youtube comment.

->"''The land of Israel belongs only to the Jewish people. NOT to the Arabs who are invaders and terrorists. Israel treats the Arabs the BEST in the world, this is why the Arabs want to live in Israel with the Jews. You who do not condone the holocaust, are an Arab Nazi! You are a Nazi! And a total ignorant. Total ignorant. You know nothing about history, justice and humanity. Nothing. What you say here is lies, incitement, hatred, and more hatred. A culture of lies and suicide murderers.''"
--> - Addressed to a Palestinian commenter whom by the way [[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=C8ECpeex5hc condemns the holocaust]]. SelectiveStupidity? [[IdiotPlot We wish]].

-> "[[MostAnnoyingSound F*CK U PUSSY F*GS PLAYING THIS F*CKING GAME 4 KIDS AND PUSSIES!!! PLAY A GOOD GAME WITH GRAPHICS LIKE]] [[FanDumb COD]] [[MostAnnoyingSound U B*TCHES!!!]]"
--> -many MANY trolls on any given Video Game related video which is not [[CallOfDuty COD]]

--> -many MANY trolls on any given Video Game related video which is not [[CallOfDuty COD]]

->[[HannibalHasAPoint "''What Nazi Germany did, as in throw the Jews and Gypsies into concentration camps, that wasn't much different from America throwing Germans, Italians and Japanese in camps, and far less brutal than the Soviet Union sending millions to die in Siberia, after "liberating" them from the Nazis. Furthermore, it's nothing compared to what the Jews are doing RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND to the Palestinians, including burning school children alive and harvesting organs from live people.''"]]

->"''What Nazi Germany did, as in throw the Jews and Gypsies into concentration camps, that wasn't much different from America throwing Germans, Italians and Japanese in camps, and far less brutal than the Soviet Union sending millions to die in Siberia, after "liberating" them from the Nazis. Furthermore, it's nothing compared to what the Jews are doing RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND to the Palestinians, including burning school children alive and harvesting organs from live people.''"

-> [[MostAnnoyingSound F*CK U PUSSY F*GS PLAYING THIS F*CKING GAME 4 KIDS AND PUSSIES!!! PLAY A GOOD GAME WITH GRAPHICS LIKE]] [[FanDumb COD]] [[MostAnnoyingSound U B*TCHES!!!]]
--> -many MANY [[Troll trolls]] on any given Video Game related video which is not [[CallOfDuty COD]]

-> [[MostAnoyingSound F*CK U PUSSY F*GS PLAYING THIS F*CKING GAME 4 KIDS AND PUSSIES!!! PLAY A GOOD GAME WITH GRAPHICS LIKE]] [[FanDumb COD]] [[MostAnnoyingSound U B*TCHES!!!]]

--> - Addressed to a Palestinian commenter whom by the way [[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=C8ECpeex5hc condemns the holocaust]]. SelectiveStupidity? [[IdiotPlot We wish]].

->"YouTube. A place where a flying cat with a poptart for a body and a rainbow coming from its butt has been seen 75 million times."

--> - A typical Youtube comment.

--> - Rhett McLaughlin, ''Rhett & Link''