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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc''
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->'''Mrs. Van Schuyler''': You perfectly foul French upstart!\\
'''Hercule Poirot''': Belgian upstart, please, madame.
-->-- ''Literature/DeathOnTheNile''

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'''Corran:''' No, they were lonely for the rest of their family! ''(snaps his fingers at Remart)'' C'mon, Remart, you gotta be quicker than that. A Corellian bought a nek as a pet, but it was so stupid it kept running into walls.
What did he name it? ''(Remart shakes his head.)'' Remart. He couldn't think of a stupider name." ''(At which point things degenerate into a [[CurbStompBattle very brief]] BarBrawl.)''

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'''Corran:''' No, they were lonely for the rest of their family! ''(snaps his fingers at Remart)'' C'mon, Remart, you gotta be quicker than that. A Corellian bought a nek as a pet, but it was so stupid it kept running into walls.
walls. What did he name it? ''(Remart shakes his head.)'' Remart. He couldn't think of a stupider name." ''(At which point things degenerate into a [[CurbStompBattle very brief]] BarBrawl.)''
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->'''Remart Sasyru:''' Spending time with [[[WolfMan Caet Shrovl]]]? Watch you don't get [[CallARabbitASmeerp tiqcs]].\\
'''Corran "Jenos Idanian" Horn:''' Funny, she says she hasn't been bothered since you bolted. Coincidence? Can't be. ''({{beat}})'' What's the matter, Sasyru? You offer a smart remark and can't handle a riposte? Or did my comment go over your head? [[DontExplainTheJoke Let me explain it, then.]] See, she hasn't been bothered by vermin since you went away from Rock Squadron. That means, in my opinion, you're a carrier of vermin. Does that break it down enough for you?\\
'''Remart:''' ''(laughs)'' Trust a Corellian to lead with his mouth and to venture in where he is not wanted.\\
'''Corran:''' What, no quick shot about how [[NeverTellMeTheOdds Corellians have no use for odds]], so they don't know when they're stacked against them? [[SelfDeprecatingHumor No joke about the most famous Corellian being named 'Solo' because no Corellian will trust another Corellian?]] What other unoriginal and older-than-the-Empire slur could you have offered? Oh, yes, how about suggesting that Leia Organa took up with a Corellian because, hey, after the destruction of Alderaan, she had nothing else to lose. ''({{beat}})'' How about this one? [[LightBulbJoke How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?]] ''({{beat}})'' None! If the room's dark, you can't see Corellians cheating at sabacc! You know why so many Corellians used to get [[PenalColony caught and sent to Kessel]]?\\
'''Remart:''' Because they were stupid?\\
'''Corran:''' No, they were lonely for the rest of their family! ''(snaps his fingers at Remart)'' C'mon, Remart, you gotta be quicker than that. A Corellian bought a nek as a pet, but it was so stupid it kept running into walls.
What did he name it? ''(Remart shakes his head.)'' Remart. He couldn't think of a stupider name." ''(At which point things degenerate into a [[CurbStompBattle very brief]] BarBrawl.)''
-->-- ''Literature/IJedi''
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->'''Randall:''' WAZOWSKI?! Where is [the kid], you little one-eyed crettin?\\

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->'''Randall:''' WAZOWSKI?! Where is [the kid], you little one-eyed crettin?\\crettin?!\\
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->'''Randall:''' WAZOWSKI?! Where is it, you little one-eyed crettin?\\

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->'''Randall:''' WAZOWSKI?! Where is it, [the kid], you little one-eyed crettin?\\

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->''"When I was in grade school, I was bullied for being Asian-American. And the biggest problem with that is I am not Asian-American."''
-->-- '''Creator/JohnMulaney'''



'''Mike''': Okay. First of all, it's cree-tin. If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly.
-->--''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc''

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'''Mike''': '''Mike:''' Okay. First of all, it's cree-tin. If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly.
-->--''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc''-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc''
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->'''Randall:''' WAZOWSKI?! Where is it, you little one-eyed crettin?\\
'''Mike''': Okay. First of all, it's cree-tin. If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly.
-->--''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc''
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->'''[[AristocratsAreEvil Daviel Coalson]]:''' Are you insane, Carew? This is a civilian craft! We're unarmed, you stupid bitch!\\
'''Midshipman Alexis Carew:''' ''(to the bridge crew)'' The very worst thing about being a woman in this Navy is that the insults are so very limited. You men get called all the imaginative ones.\\
'''Bosun:''' Aye, sir. A quite [[BrickJoke limited repertoire]], these Coalsons have.
-->-- ''Literature/AlexisCarew: Into the Dark''
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