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->''"You know, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that [[LampshadeHanging this is a very poorly designed bomb, bomb]], and I think we should say something to somebody about it when we get back."''
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->'''[[GratuitousGerman Ein:]]''' So how do I disarm [[JustAStupidAccent zis sing?]]\\
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->'''Nishida:''' B-But, boss... Does doing ''[[ThinkingTic this]]'' really tell you how the wiring works?
->'''Majima:''' You for real!? How the fuck should I know how this tangly-ass rainbow shit works!? But we gotta handle it, so I'm here puttin' my instincts to work.
->'''Nishida:''' Instincts!? This is all ''instinct?''
->'''Majima:''' What's that? Ya don't trust my instincts?
->''[...]''
->'''Majima:''' Eenie-meenie-miney-mo, oh-god-which-one-isn't-gonna-blow? ''[points at the still-uncut red wire]'' That one. Gimme red!
->'''Nishida:''' ''Boss!'' This is a life-or-death decision here! Can you take it a little more seriously!?
->'''Majima:''' Shut up, nitwit! I said gimme red! ''[takes the wire cutter from Nishida]'' Gimme that! ''[cuts the red wire, causing the bomb to explode [[spoiler: ... in Kaoru's dream, anyway]]]''
->'''Majima:''' You for real!? How the fuck should I know how this tangly-ass rainbow shit works!? But we gotta handle it, so I'm here puttin' my instincts to work.
->'''Nishida:''' Instincts!? This is all ''instinct?''
->'''Majima:''' What's that? Ya don't trust my instincts?
->''[...]''
->'''Majima:''' Eenie-meenie-miney-mo, oh-god-which-one-isn't-gonna-blow? ''[points at the still-uncut red wire]'' That one. Gimme red!
->'''Nishida:''' ''Boss!'' This is a life-or-death decision here! Can you take it a little more seriously!?
->'''Majima:''' Shut up, nitwit! I said gimme red! ''[takes the wire cutter from Nishida]'' Gimme that! ''[cuts the red wire, causing the bomb to explode [[spoiler: ... in Kaoru's dream, anyway]]]''
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->'''Nishida:''' B-But, boss... Does doing ''[[ThinkingTic this]]'' really tell you how the wiring works?
->'''Majima:'''works?\\
'''Majima:''' You for real!? How the fuck should I know how this tangly-ass rainbow shit works!? But we gotta handle it, so I'm here puttin' my instincts towork.
->'''Nishida:'''work.\\
'''Nishida:''' Instincts!? This is all''instinct?''
->'''Majima:'''''instinct?''\\
'''Majima:''' What's that? Ya don't trust myinstincts?
->''[...]''
->'''Majima:'''instincts?\\
''[...]''\\
'''Majima:''' Eenie-meenie-miney-mo, oh-god-which-one-isn't-gonna-blow? ''[points at the still-uncut red wire]'' That one. Gimmered!
->'''Nishida:'''red!\\
'''Nishida:''' ''Boss!'' This is a life-or-death decision here! Can you take it a little moreseriously!?
->'''Majima:'''seriously!?\\
'''Majima:''' Shut up, nitwit! I said gimme red! ''[takes the wire cutter from Nishida]'' Gimme that! ''[cuts the red wire, causing the bomb to explode[[spoiler: ... [[spoiler:...in Kaoru's dream, anyway]]]''
->'''Majima:'''
'''Majima:''' You for real!? How the fuck should I know how this tangly-ass rainbow shit works!? But we gotta handle it, so I'm here puttin' my instincts to
->'''Nishida:'''
'''Nishida:''' Instincts!? This is all
->'''Majima:'''
'''Majima:''' What's that? Ya don't trust my
->''[...]''
->'''Majima:'''
''[...]''\\
'''Majima:''' Eenie-meenie-miney-mo, oh-god-which-one-isn't-gonna-blow? ''[points at the still-uncut red wire]'' That one. Gimme
->'''Nishida:'''
'''Nishida:''' ''Boss!'' This is a life-or-death decision here! Can you take it a little more
->'''Majima:'''
'''Majima:''' Shut up, nitwit! I said gimme red! ''[takes the wire cutter from Nishida]'' Gimme that! ''[cuts the red wire, causing the bomb to explode
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->'''Joker:''' ''NOT THE BLUE ONE! YOU'LL BLOW US ALL TO SMITHEREENS!'' ''(Flash hesitates)'' Seriously, you were right. Cut the black one -- I mean the red one! No, blue! That's it: black-and-yellow-striped-one-NO WAIT! Green... ''(Flash runs out of time[=/=]patience and tries RelocatingTheExplosion instead)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', "Wild Cards"
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-->-- '''The Joker''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'',
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->''"On TV, they just have to choose the red wire or the blue wire... But all these wires are black!"''
-->-- '''Anya Forger''', ''Manga/SpyXFamily''
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Thriller"
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->'''Majima:''' Shut up, nitwit! I said gimme red! ''[takes the wire cutter from Nishida]'' Gimme that! ''[cuts the red wire, causing the bomb to explode]''
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->'''Majima:''' Shut up, nitwit! I said gimme red! ''[takes the wire cutter from Nishida]'' Gimme that! ''[cuts the red wire, causing the bomb to explode]''explode [[spoiler: ... in Kaoru's dream, anyway]]]''
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->'''Nishida:''' B-But, boss... Does doing ''[[ThinkingTic this]]'' really tell you how the wiring works?
->'''Majima:''' You for real!? How the fuck should I know how this tangly-ass rainbow shit works!? But we gotta handle it, so I'm here puttin' my instincts to work.
->'''Nishida:''' Instincts!? This is all ''instinct?''
->'''Majima:''' What's that? Ya don't trust my instincts?
->''[...]''
->'''Majima:''' Eenie-meenie-miney-mo, oh-god-which-one-isn't-gonna-blow? ''[points at the still-uncut red wire]'' That one. Gimme red!
->'''Nishida:''' ''Boss!'' This is a life-or-death decision here! Can you take it a little more seriously!?
->'''Majima:''' Shut up, nitwit! I said gimme red! ''[takes the wire cutter from Nishida]'' Gimme that! ''[cuts the red wire, causing the bomb to explode]''
-->-- ''VideoGame/Yakuza2''
->'''Majima:''' You for real!? How the fuck should I know how this tangly-ass rainbow shit works!? But we gotta handle it, so I'm here puttin' my instincts to work.
->'''Nishida:''' Instincts!? This is all ''instinct?''
->'''Majima:''' What's that? Ya don't trust my instincts?
->''[...]''
->'''Majima:''' Eenie-meenie-miney-mo, oh-god-which-one-isn't-gonna-blow? ''[points at the still-uncut red wire]'' That one. Gimme red!
->'''Nishida:''' ''Boss!'' This is a life-or-death decision here! Can you take it a little more seriously!?
->'''Majima:''' Shut up, nitwit! I said gimme red! ''[takes the wire cutter from Nishida]'' Gimme that! ''[cuts the red wire, causing the bomb to explode]''
-->-- ''VideoGame/Yakuza2''
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->''"I can't see any green wire!"''
-->-- '''Megsie Green''', ''Film/NannyMcPhee'' sequel
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->''"On a well-made bomb, you can forget about cutting wires. Any decent bomb maker will make sure the important wires are impossible to reach. Freeze the detonator, though, and you can usually remove it safely. Of course, 'usually' is not a word you want to hear when you're working with explosives."''
-->-- '''Michael Westen''' narrating an {{aversion}}, ''Series/BurnNotice''
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-->-- '''Colonel Jack O'Neill''' (on opening a bomb with all yellow wires), ''Series/StargateSG1'', "[[Recap/StargateSG1S5E17Failsafe Fail Safe]]"
-->-- '''Colonel Jack O'Neill''' (on opening a bomb with all yellow wires), ''Series/StargateSG1'', "[[Recap/StargateSG1S5E17Failsafe Fail Safe]]"
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->'''Joker:''' ''NOT THE BLUE ONE! YOU'LL BLOW US ALL TO SMITHEREENS! ''(Flash hesitates)'' Seriously, you were right. Cut the black one -- I mean the red one! No, blue! That's it: black-and-yellow-striped one NO WAIT! Green... ''(Flash runs out of time[=/=]patience and tries RelocatingTheExplosion instead)''
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->'''Joker:''' ''NOT THE BLUE ONE! YOU'LL BLOW US ALL TO SMITHEREENS! SMITHEREENS!'' ''(Flash hesitates)'' Seriously, you were right. Cut the black one -- I mean the red one! No, blue! That's it: black-and-yellow-striped one NO black-and-yellow-striped-one-NO WAIT! Green... ''(Flash runs out of time[=/=]patience and tries RelocatingTheExplosion instead)''
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->'''Joker:''' ''NOT THE BLUE ONE! YOU'LL BLOW US ALL TO SMITHEREENS! ''(Flash hesitates)'' Seriously, you were right. Cut the black one -- I mean the red one! No, blue! That's it: black-and-yellow-striped one NO WAIT! Green... ''(Flash runs out of time/patience and tries RelocatingTheExplosion instead)''
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->'''Joker:''' ''NOT THE BLUE ONE! YOU'LL BLOW US ALL TO SMITHEREENS! ''(Flash hesitates)'' Seriously, you were right. Cut the black one -- I mean the red one! No, blue! That's it: black-and-yellow-striped one NO WAIT! Green... ''(Flash runs out of time/patience time[=/=]patience and tries RelocatingTheExplosion instead)''
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->'''Joker:''' ''NOT THE BLUE ONE! YOU'LL BLOW US ALL TO SMITHEREENS! ''(Flash hesitates)'' Seriously, you were right. Cut the black one -- I mean the red one! No, blue! That's it: black-and-yellow-striped one NO WAIT! Green... ''(Flash runs out of time/patience and tries RelocatingTheExplosion instead)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', "Wild Cards"
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''Tyler Durden:''' I asked you not to do that!
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-->--Ropponmatsu #2, ''Anime/ExcelSaga''
->''"It should be simple, all you have to do is cut the red one."''\\
''"They're both purple."''
-->--''Literature/CiaphasCain''
->''"It should be simple, all you have to do is cut the red one."''\\
''"They're both purple."''
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'''Cain:''' They're both
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->''"Come on, they're only peppers! How long is this salad supposed to take?"''
-->--''Unlikely Lines From A Thriller'', '''Series/MockTheWeek'''
->''"Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one, anything but the green one."''
->''*Protagonist cuts green wire*''
->''"I asked you not to do that!"''
-->--'''Tyler Durden,''' ''Film/FightClub''.
->'''[[GratuitousGerman Ein:]]''' "So how do I disarm [[JustAStupidAccent zis sing?]]"
->'''Zwei:''' "I ''told'' you, just clip the red wire. Or was it the blue one? *{{beat}}* Ach, hold on while I go get the manual!''
->'''Ein:''' "Never mind, they all look gray to me anyway.
->*{{beat}}*
->*[[StuffBlowingUp huge]] [[LudicrousGibs explosion]]*
-->--'''Two Nazis trying to disarm a bomb,''' ''VideoGame/ReturnToCastleWolfenstein''
->"What do you mean "cut the blue wire?" THEY'RE ''ALL'' BLUE WIRES!"
-->--'''Meg Griffin''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
->''"Red or green, red or green, which do I cut?!"''
->''"Come on, they're only peppers! How long is this salad supposed to take?"''
-->--''Unlikely Lines From A Thriller'', '''Series/MockTheWeek'''
->''"Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one, anything but the green one."''
->''*Protagonist cuts green wire*''
->''"I asked you not to do that!"''
-->--'''Tyler Durden,''' ''Film/FightClub''.
->'''[[GratuitousGerman Ein:]]''' "So how do I disarm [[JustAStupidAccent zis sing?]]"
->'''Zwei:''' "I ''told'' you, just clip the red wire. Or was it the blue one? *{{beat}}* Ach, hold on while I go get the manual!''
->'''Ein:''' "Never mind, they all look gray to me anyway.
->*{{beat}}*
->*[[StuffBlowingUp huge]] [[LudicrousGibs explosion]]*
-->--'''Two Nazis trying to disarm a bomb,''' ''VideoGame/ReturnToCastleWolfenstein''
->"What do you mean "cut the blue wire?" THEY'RE ''ALL'' BLUE WIRES!"
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''"Come on, they're only peppers! How long is this salad supposed to take?"''
->''*Protagonist cuts
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->''"I
''Tyler Durden:''' I asked you not to do
-->--'''Tyler Durden,''' ''Film/FightClub''.
-->-- ''Film/FightClub''
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->'''Zwei:''' "I
'''Zwei:''' I ''told'' you, just clip the red wire. Or was it the blue one?
->'''Ein:''' "Never
'''Ein:''' Never mind, they all look gray to me
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-->-- '''Two Nazis trying to disarm a bomb,''' ''VideoGame/ReturnToCastleWolfenstein''
-->--'''Meg
-->-- '''Meg Griffin''',
->'''Abed:''' Which wire do I cut?\\
'''Troy:''' There's only one.\\
'''Abed:''' I hope to God I'm right.
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}''
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''VideoGame/ReturnToCastleWolfenstein''
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-->'''[[GratuitousGerman Ein:]]''' "So how do I disarm [[JustAStupidAccent zis sing?]]"
-->'''Zwei:''' "I ''told'' you, just clip the red wire. Or was it the blue one? *{{beat}}* Ach, hold on while I go get the manual!''
-->'''Ein:''' "Never mind, they all look gray to me anyway.
-->*{{beat}}*
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-->'''Zwei:''' "I ''told'' you, just clip the red wire. Or was it the blue one? *{{beat}}* Ach, hold on while I go get the manual!''
-->'''Ein:''' "Never mind, they all look gray to me anyway.
-->*{{beat}}*
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-->'''Zwei:''' "I ''told'' you, just clip the red wire. Or was it the blue one? *{{beat}}* Ach, hold on while I go get the manual!''
-->'''Ein:''' "Never mind, they all look gray to me anyway.
-->*{{beat}}*
-->*[[StuffBlowingUp huge]] [[LudicrousGibs explosion]]*
-->--'''Two Nazis trying to disarm a bomb,''' ''ReturnToCastleWolfenstein''
-->'''Zwei:''' "I ''told'' you, just clip the red wire. Or was it the blue one? *{{beat}}* Ach, hold on while I go get the manual!''
-->'''Ein:''' "Never mind, they all look gray to me anyway.
-->*{{beat}}*
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-->--'''Two Nazis trying to disarm a bomb,''' ''ReturnToCastleWolfenstein''
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-->''*Protagonist cuts green wire*''
-->''"I asked you not to do that!"''
-->--'''Tyler Durden,''' ''FightClub''.
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-->''"I asked you not to do that!"''
-->--'''Tyler Durden,''' ''FightClub''.
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-->--''Unlikely Lines From A Thriller'', '''MockTheWeek'''
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-->''"The blue wire! It's always the blue wire!"''
-->--'''[[ActionMan Fidget]]'''