History Quotes / SuburbanKnights

-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, I’m an obstacle. You know how it is...

-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': It's just something I can do, you know what I mean?

-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Well, of course I do. I’m an obstacle, for goodness sake.

-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, but first you must defeat me in mortal combat.

-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, touch my sword. Oh, I am defeated, Let’s get out of here.

-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Benzaie? I thought you hated me.

-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, all right then.

-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Okay, let me fill you in. A long time ago…
--> -- The return of ThatDudeInTheSuede.

-> '''ObscurusLupa''': Sort of why we need to get going.

-> '''ObscurusLupa''': Who is that?

--> --'''ObscurusLupa''', while yanking the Critic's tie and making him bend over like a girl. [[note]] Less dirty in context, promise.[[/note]]

-> '''{{Benzaie}}''': Oh, Suede! It’s good to see you!

-> '''{{Benzaie}}''': Benzaie does hate you, but [[Franchise/ConanThebarbarian Conan]] loves you.

-> '''{{Benzaie}}''': Benzaie does hate you, but [[ConanThebarbarian Conan]] loves you.

--> --'''ObscurusLupa''', while yanking the Critic's tie and making him bend over like a girl. [[hottip:*: Less dirty in context, promise.]]

-> ''Obstacle''': You are searching for unspeakable power.

->''"MyNameIsInigoMontoya, [[MotherFBomb motherfuckers]]!"''

->'''Joe:''' {{Hello}}. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. [[YouKilledMyFather You killed my]] [[SubvertedTrope lawyer.]]

-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Oh, knock it off, jerkhole! We’re in a hurry!

-> '''[[WebOriginal/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''': And it’d go a lot faster if you got out of the way.

-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Okay, enough of this.

-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Eat lead, you fairy dropping!

-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Suede?
-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': How you doing, man? Holy smokes, I can’t believe it! What have you been doing with yourself?

-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': No kidding you’re an obstacle! Holy smokes!

-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaChick''': Oh, that’s That Dude in the Suede. He used to do reviews for the site.
-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': That thing with your voice– How did you do that?

-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': That’s incredible, man, that’s incredible! Oh, it’s great to see ya! Oh, hey, hey, hey- We’re looking for Malachite’s Hand. Do you know where that is?

-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Fantastic!

-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': What?

-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Hey, Suede, what is the story behind this Malachite guy anyway?

--> --'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''' on the commentary.

->'''Joe:''' {{Hello}}. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. [[YouKilledMyFather You killed my]] [[SubvertedTrope lawyer.]]
->'''Cloak:''' Father.
->'''Joe:''' Whatever. PrepareToDie!

->''"It's still better than ''Furry Vengeance''."''
--> --'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''' on the commentary.

->'''Joe:''' "Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my hamster."
->'''Todd:''' "Father."
->'''Snob:''' "That's not even a person!!"

-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': Oh, knock it off, jerkhole! We’re in a hurry!

-> '''[[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''': And it’d go a lot faster if you got out of the way.

-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': Okay, enough of this.

-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': Eat lead, you fairy dropping!

-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': Suede?
-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': How you doing, man? Holy smokes, I can’t believe it! What have you been doing with yourself?

-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': No kidding you’re an obstacle! Holy smokes!

-> '''TheNostalgiaChick''': Oh, that’s That Dude in the Suede. He used to do reviews for the site.
-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': That thing with your voice– How did you do that?

-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': That’s incredible, man, that’s incredible! Oh, it’s great to see ya! Oh, hey, hey, hey- We’re looking for Malachite’s Hand. Do you know where that is?

-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': Fantastic!

-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': What?

-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': Hey, Suede, what is the story behind this Malachite guy anyway?

-> "'''Obstacle''': None shall pass."
-> "'''TheNostalgiaCritic''': Oh, knock it off, jerkhole! We’re in a hurry!"
-> "'''Obstacle''': You are searching for unspeakable power."
-> "'''[[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''': And it’d go a lot faster if you got out of the way."
-> "'''Obstacle''': But a great evil searches for it too.
-> "'''ObscurusLupa''': Sort of why we need to get going."
-> "'''Obstacle''': He will never stop until he finds it."
-> "'''TheNostalgiaCritic''': Okay, enough of this."
-> "'''Obstacle''': Your destiny awaits you."
-> "'''TheNostalgiaCritic''': Eat lead, you fairy dropping!"
-> "'''Obstacle''': Critic?"
-> "'''TheNostalgiaCritic''': Suede?"
-> "'''TheNostalgiaCritic''': How you doing, man? Holy smokes, I can’t believe it! What have you been doing with yourself?"
-> "'''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, I’m an obstacle. You know how it is..."
-> "'''TheNostalgiaCritic''': No kidding you’re an obstacle! Holy smokes!"
-> "'''ObscurusLupa''': Who is that?"
-> "'''TheNostalgiaChick''': Oh, that’s That Dude in the Suede. He used to do reviews for the site."
-> "'''TheNostalgiaCritic''': That thing with your voice– How did you do that?"
-> "'''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': It's just something I can do, you know what I mean?"
-> "'''TheNostalgiaCritic''': That’s incredible, man, that’s incredible! Oh, it’s great to see ya! Oh, hey, hey, hey- We’re looking for Malachite’s Hand. Do you know where that is?"
-> "'''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': ‘Well, of course I do. I’m an obstacle, for goodness sake."
-> "'''TheNostalgiaCritic''': Fantastic!"
-> "'''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, but first you must defeat me in mortal combat."
-> "'''TheNostalgiaCritic''': What?"
-> "'''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, touch my sword. Oh, I am defeated, Let’s get out of here."
-> "'''{{Benzaie}}''': Oh, Suede! It’s good to see you!"
-> "'''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Benzaie? I thought you hated me."
-> "'''{{Benzaie}}''': Benzaie does hate you, but [[ConanThebarbarian Conan]] loves you."
-> "'''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, all right then."
-> "'''TheNostalgiaCritic''': Hey, Suede, what is the story behind this Malachite guy anyway?"
-> "'''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Okay, let me fill you in. A long time ago…"

->''"It's still better than ''Furry Vengeance''."''
--> --'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''' on the commentary.