History Quotes / StuffBlowingUp

->Every real man knows the 1 golden rule of macho movie making: if you see a truck on screen, blow it up. In ''Film/ThelmaAndLouise'', the women saw a truck. What did they do? Susan Sarandon pulled out her gun and blew the truck way the fuck up. Another sign of the times. Arnold's [[{{Franchise/Terminator}} tromping around praying for the earth to save itself and Ms. Davis and Ms. Sarandon are drinking and shooting and screwing their way all over the macho west. ''Film/CitizenKane''? A masterpiece. But every real man knows it would have been better if a huge Mack truck with the word ROSEBUD emblazoned on the trailer drove through the front gate of the mansion and then KAA-POWWWWW!

->[[LampshadeHanging Why does everything explode so]] ''[[LampshadeHanging easily?]]''

->There are no problems which cannot be solved [[SophisticatedAsHell by judicious use of high explosives.]]

-->-- '''[[NoIndoorVoice MISTER TORGUE]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

-->-- '''[[NoIndoorVoice MISTER TORGUE]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

->DID YOU KNOW THAT 97% OF CREATURES ON [[DeathWorld PANDORA]] AREN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW?! THAT'S BULLSH*T! BUY A GODDAMN TORGUE GUN!

->Don't worry! On [[DeathWorld Pandora]], it's super-weird if something's ''not'' exploding!

'''Crazy Harry:''' *produces a dynamite plunger* [[InadvertentEntranceCue Did you say a big charge?]]\\

->'''Ben Vereen:''' I get a big ''charge'' out of being here.\\
'''Crazy Harry:''' * produces a dynamite plunger* [[InadvertentEntranceCue Did you say a big charge?]]\\
* KABOOM*
-->-- ''Series/TheMuppetShow''

-->''Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy'' (By the way that was the chemical formula for NITRO GLYCERIN)

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' in the "StarWars Games" episode.

-->-- ''Discworld/MenAtArms''

->I don't ''have'' to blow up everything I see. I just like to.
-->--'''Kell Tainer''', ''[[ComicBook/XWingSeries Wraith Squadron]]''

-->-- ''Solo Command''

-->-- '''[[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Doug Walker]]'''

->First the lights all around the prison get blown out by some ''mysterious force!'' ... It’s only then that we get the real action, when a bunch of the golden rings from ''{{Sonic the Hedgehog}}'' blow up a fence. Obviously, this is what magnetism looks like. And also, 'magnetism' is the natural force that just straight up makes things explode. I’m too lazy to look it up, but I’m starting to think 'Jim Carlson' and 'Terrence [=McDonnell=]' might be pen names for [[Music/InsaneClownPosse Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope.]]

-->-- '''Peri''', ''{{Spliced}}''

->[[LampshadeHanging Why does everything explode so]]'' [[LampshadeHanging easily]]?

-->-- [[MSPaintMasterpieces Disgruntled Ferret]], regarding [[http://www.ferretcomic.com/archives/Comic958.png this comic]].

->"Any time I had a problem, I threw a Molotov cocktail and, boom, I had a different problem."
-->-- '''Jason''', ''Series/TheGoodPlace''

-->'''Bill Nye''': [=C3H5N3O9=] the highly explosive force used to create dynamite. (drops chemical formula which then explodes)

-->-- '''Michael Falkner''', ''[[{{Earth2150}} Earth 2160]]''

-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/x-men-episode-guide-1x03-enter-magneto/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'', "Enter Magneto"

-->'''Bill Nye''': C3H5N3O9 the highly explosive force used to create dynamite. (drops chemical formula which then explodes)

-->'''Bill Nye''':C3H5N3O9 the highly explosive force used to create dynamite. (drops chemical formula which then explodes)

-->-- '''[[GoodbyeChains Alice Hunt]]'''