History Quotes / StopHavingFunGuys

'''Competitive Battler:''' Is yours even EV-trained? IV-bred? Ha! I doubt it. Meanwhile, my Mega Alakazam has 252 [=EVs=] in Special Attack and Speed ''plus'' four in Defense, with 31 [=IVs=] across the board and a Timid nature! I obviously outspeed, and my calculations indicate that a Focus Blast from my Alakazam on your Tauros is a guaranteed OHKO. So that shall be my move. Alakazam, ''Focus Blast!''\\

-->-- '''Izuna''', ''LightNovel/NoGameNoLife''

->''"[[MookChivalry NO ITEMS]]! [[TierInducedScrappy FOX]] [[ComplacentGamingSyndrome ONLY]]! [[AbridgedArenaArray FINAL DESTINATION]]!"''

->[[FanNickname Dickstabbers]] is, to me, a humorous way to differentiate between Joe Casual and the hardcore [[{{Speedrun}} speedsters]] who, given the choice between fucking the prom queen to shave 1.1 turns off of a run or [[GroinAttack stabbing their dong]] to shave 2.3 turns off of their run, will sigh regretfully and pull out their dickknives.

->''"[[MookChivalry NO ITEMS]]! [[TierInducedScrappy FOX ONLY]]! [[AbridgedArenaArray FINAL DESTINATION]]!"''
-->-- [[MemeticMutation Internet meme]] regarding ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee''... and ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl Brawl]]'', for that matter. Eventually {{ascended|Meme}} in ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosForNintendo3DSAndWiiU Smash for 3DS/Wii U]]'' with For Glory Mode, which takes out all items and turns every stage into a re-skinned Final Destination. Thankfully, players can pick characters other than Fox.

-->-- '''David Sirlin''', ''[[http://www.sirlin.net/ptw Playing To Win]]''

->''"My review isn't going to convince any 2D fighting game fans, as they probably already have this game and are vehemently writing down where I'm supposedly wrong in my review."''
-->-- '''Monheim''', [[http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/review/R69162.html Capcom vs. Snk 2 Review]]

->'''Calvin''': This is hard data! It lets you quantify your enjoyment!\\
'''Hobbes''': I thought fun was supposed to be '''fun'''.

-->--'''Baseball Player''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''.

->''"I don't care if it's just a game, there still need to be some standards involved. Filling the Pokedex is an optional part of the game that has no actual reward to it, so the only reason to do it is for personal satisfaction. And if you can be satisfied by having other people do a significant amount of the work for you, then your standards are pretty low. Who cares if it's just a game? [[SeriousBusiness Either do something right or don't do it at all]]."''
-->-- A Website/GameFAQs user on what he thinks about [[GottaCatchThemAll completing]] the [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pokedex]] by trading.

-->-- [[MemeticMutation Internet meme]] regarding ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee''... and ''Brawl'', for that matter. Eventually [[AscendedMeme ascended]] in Smash for Wii/3DS with For Glory mode, which takes out all items and turns every stage into a re-skinned Final Destination. Thankfully, players can pick characters other than Fox.

->'''King Dedede''': [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl Brawl]], huh? Meh. Too bad it doesn't stack up to a game made in 2001. It's floatier than [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee Melee]], you can't combo as well, it's way too easy to recover, they took out wavedashing, the air dodge is simplified and the ''tripping'', come on! Definitely a weaker follow-up to Melee. What a shame. Poor, naive Kirby. You don't have a clue.\\

'''Kirby''': I can make Mario fight Sonic!\\

->''[[CharacterTiers Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon]]. [[TakeThat That is only the selfish perception of people]]. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites''.
-->-- '''Karen''', spawning the rallying cry of the casual gamer community ''VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver /[[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Crystal]]''

-->-- '''A Tweet''' discussing this subject.

-->-- '''A Tweet''' discussing this subject.

''"A herd full of [[UnstoppableRage bull elephants in heat]] are more polite than the community of VideoGame/HeroesOfNewerth"''.
-->-- '''A Website/YouTube conversation''' regarding these people.

-->--'''[[Website/FourChan /v/]]'''

-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[https://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-online-gaming/ ''The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming'']]

->'''Reggie''': Otto, you're gonna have to get another snowboard to cart that head of yours around. It was just a 360.\\
'''Otto''': ''Just'' a 360?\\
'''Reggie''': Can't you ever just enjoy the ride, Rocket Boy?\\
'''Otto''': No!

->'''Otto''': God, you are such little kids!\\
'''Reggie''': I'm a year older. What does that make you?\\
'''Otto''': Do you wanna goof around all day or do you want to play hockey?\\
'''Reggie''': Well, if goofing around means having fun, then I say we goof around. Right, guys?\\
'''Otto''': It's not about fun! You know what? Just forget it. I've got a surf challenge to get ready for.\\
'''Reggie''': Well, he certainly stomps off like a pro.

->'''All the kids''': Calling on, Super Star Battle Team! [[{{Sentai}} Star Rangers!]]\\
'''Little Kid 1''': ''Red Star!''\\
'''Little Kid 2''': ''Blue Star!''\\
'''Little Kid 3''': ''Yellow Star!''\\
'''Little Kid 4''': ''Black Star!''\\
'''Little Kid 5''': ''Ah... What was it?''\\
'''Miki''': ''Oh yeah, it’s Dark Star!''\\
'''[[LoonyFan Akihiko]]''' (Who is almost thirty years old, yelling furiously): ''Wrong! It’s Pink Star! [[StopHavingFunGuys If you don’t even know such basic information, you shouldn’t be role-playing star rangers!]]''
-->--''Manga/RamenFighterMiki''

->'''Pegasus''': ''Stop right there! I'd like to play a little guessing game with that card you're about to throw out on the field!''\\
'''Kaiba''': ''A game?! We're in the middle of a duel here!''

->'''Little Girl NPC''': Oh no...I lost...But I had a good time!\\
'''Kaiba''': You're a third-rate duelist with a fourth-rate deck!

-->--'''Julian''', ''WebAnimation/PokemonRusty''

-->--'''Izuna''', ''LightNovel/NoGameNoLife''

->'''Pearl''': Are the [[{{Calvinball}} water balloons]] really necessary?
->'''Steven''': Yeah! This way, the moves really matter.
->'''Pearl''': But it's [[SeriousBusiness Checkers]]! Every move matters.
->'''Amethyst''': Sounds like someone's being a sore loser.
->'''Pearl''': *''Puffs up''*. I'M not being a sore loser, *''Jumps all of Amethysts remaining checkers in one move''* Because I just won the game.
->'''Amethyst''': Whaaaa?! Here it comes! *''Is splashed by the remaining balloons''* Aaah, it feels good to lose!
->'''Pearl''': *''Ahem''*, I certainly hope that's not the attitude you have during battle.
->'''Amethyst''': [[ShutUpHannibal You're no fun anymore!]]

->''"I’ve said for a long time, if you want to really deeply understand games on a fundamental level, you need to play fighting games. I know it sounds imperialistic from me, who is practically still a beginner at fighting games, yet people talk of me like I’m some aficionado. Like I’m trying to force my favorite or preferred genre down other people’s throats, but it’s a simple truth. It’s the way of the world."''

-->-- '''Jim Sterling''', ''WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}}'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5vIAJqu8gM Mario, Take The Wheel]]".

-->--'''The Colonel''', ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''

-> ''The phrase 'it’s just a game' is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.''
-->--[[MemeticMutation Infamous tweet]] by ''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}'' streamer '''Ninja'''

->''"[[ItMakesSenseInContext And it's all my fault! For having too much fun and not winning!]]"''

->[[FanNickname Dickstabbers]] is, to me, a humorous way to differentiate between Joe Casual and the hardcore [[SpeedRun speedsters]] who, given the choice between fucking the prom queen to shave 1.1 turns off of a run or [[GroinAttack stabbing their dong]] to shave 2.3 turns off of their run, will sigh regretfully and pull out their dickknives.

->'''Pearl''': Are the [[CalvinBall water balloons]] really necessary?

->''"[[ItMakesSenseInContext It's my fault for having fun!]]"''

-->--''Series/TheBigBangTheory''' 4x17, "The Toast Derivation"''

-->--'''Izuna''', ''LightNovel/NoGameNoLife

''(BeatPanel)''\\
'''Kirby''': I can make Mario fight Sonic!\\

->'''King Dedede''': Brawl, huh? Meh. Too bad it doesn't stack up to a game made in 2001. It's floatier than Melee, you can't combo as well, it's way too easy to recover, they took out wavedashing, the air dodge is simplified and the ''tripping'', come on! Definitely a weaker follow-up to Melee. What a shame. Poor, naive Kirby. You don't have a clue.\\

'''Kirby''': I can make [[CoolVersusAwesome Mario fight Sonic!]]\\
''(BeatPanel)''\\
''(Dedede joins the Brawl)''

-->-- [[MemeticMutation Internet meme]] regarding ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Melee''... and ''Brawl'', for that matter. Eventually [[AscendedMeme ascended]] in Smash for Wii/3DS with For Glory mode, which takes out all items and turns every stage into a re-skinned Final Destination. Thankfully, players can pick characters other than Fox.

-->-- '''IYOTEN''', ''[[VideoGame/DotHackGUGames .hack//G.U.]]''

-->-- '''WebSite/{{Cracked}}''', [[https://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-online-gaming/ ''The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming'']]

-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'' fan video, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc8GNaED3Ok Stops at the affected area and immediately dissolves ~ Lunatic Udongein]]" (aka "[[FanNickname Overdrive]]")

-->-- '''Angelica Pickles''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''

-->--''Manga/MutekiKanbanMusume''

-->-- '''WebSite/{{Cracked}}''', ''The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming''

->''"Now, I've noticed a tendency for this program to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm ''not'' having things getting silly. Those last two sketches I did got very silly indeed; And the last ones about the beds was even sillier!"

->''"Now, I've noticed a tendency for this program to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm ''not'' having things getting silly. Those last two sketches I did got ''very'' silly indeed; And the last ones about the beds was even sillier!"

-->-- ''Rock Band fans delivering the appropriate response''

-->--'''''Series/TheBigBangTheory''' 4x17, "The Toast Derivation"''

-->--'''Manga/MutekiKanbanMusume'''

-->-- '''Anime/YuGiOh'''

-->-- '''VideoGame/YuGiOhDuelLinks'''

-->-- '''VideoGame/{{Touhou}} fan video, [[FanNickname Overdrive]]'''

->'''Gabe''': He just killed fifty people with a '''knife'''! Okay? That is the '''last''' person who should have The Bomb! He's no Modern Warrior. He's a fucking psychopath!\\
'''Tycho''': He's just doing what works.\\
'''Gabe''': Yeah, but what about double shotgun dude?\\
'''Tycho''': Double Shotgun Dude is a dog rapist. On this point, there is consensus.
-->-- ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/11/30/ Witchblades]]"

-->-- '''Jim Sterling''', ''WebOriginal/{{Jimquisition}}'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5vIAJqu8gM Mario, Take The Wheel]]".

->Games are only fun if you win, bonehead! You're trying to make us ''lose''!