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--> Spacebattles: Its like a drug and anime but its free and even more addicting.

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--> Spacebattles: Its (sic) like a drug and anime but its free and even more addicting.


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--> I'm given to understand that derailment around here is not done by halves. When space battles derails it '''derails and goes through the fucking moon...''' or so I'm told.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/rwby-the-gamer-the-games-we-play-disk-four.311394/page-147#post-15253070 13ry4n]]
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--> Spacebattles: Its like a drug and anime but its free and even more addicting.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/rwby-the-gamer-the-games-we-play-disk-four.311394/page-37#post-15186880 Rikion Invictus]]
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--> It's my fault for telling this story on a site where "nuke it from orbit" or "construct a needlessly elaborate lethal trap" is considered to be a legitimate method of problem solving.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/dresden-files-sg-1-gods-eye.232344/page-51#post-14831749 Todeswind]]'''
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--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/disturbing-australian-stay-in-school-psa.284156/#post-12988438 Sum Sine Regno]]:''' I was expecting something more tame and more in the vein of biting social satire...and I got explosions?
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/disturbing-australian-stay-in-school-psa.284156/page-3#post-12991924 Mashadarof402]]:''' That's because the mind behind the ad is from SB.\\
We just need to figure out who.

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--> Weaver!Jack is actually awfully close to Spacebattles - or at least how Spacebattles acts in quests.

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--> Weaver!Jack [[Fanfic/WeaverNine Weaver!Jack]] is actually awfully close to Spacebattles - or at least how Spacebattles acts in quests.


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--> You guys are talking about the SB of countries here; we like explosions, have deadly animals, and in WWI our soldiers charged into trenches on cavalry.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/disturbing-australian-stay-in-school-psa.284156/page-2#post-12989217 It's Called Borrowing ze~]]''' on Australia
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--> .... I just sort of realized something.

--> Weaver!Jack is actually awfully close to Spacebattles - or at least how Spacebattles acts in quests.

--> Think about it, He wants to be a hero, and he wants to do the right thing, and he wants to help people. But all of it is just a bit abstract to him - especially at the beginning. Hell, he's also essentially got the power that _all_ quest characters that show up in existing settings do - because he's essentially got the power of meta-knowledge with the broadcast shard. And he tends to use it the same way space-battles in quests do - to put the best foot forward.

--> There's a lot of parallels and it's pretty awesome/amusing.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/weaver-nine-worm-fanfic-au-thread-2.304177/page-12#post-14701584 Angurvddel]]'''
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--> Dude, this is SB.com. Are you at all surprised that we're killing the dreams of kiddies around here?
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/eve-vs-a-space-marine-spoilers-for-wall-e.135043/page-2#post-3679982 Aratech]]''' (Yes, [[Fanfic/ConsequencesOfRevelation that]] [[Fanfic/FinishingTheFight Aratech]])

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-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/weaver-nine-worm-fanfic-au.289395/page-30#post-14361412 Anasurimbor]]''' discussing ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/weaver-nine-worm-fanfic-au.289395/ Weaver Nine]]''

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-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/weaver-nine-worm-fanfic-au.289395/page-30#post-14361412 Anasurimbor]]''' discussing ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/weaver-nine-worm-fanfic-au.289395/ Weaver Nine]]''
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--> Welcome to Spacebattles. We write fanfics of fanfics that are about other fanfics that idly, in some oblique way, mention the original source material.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/dresden-files-sg-1-gods-eye.232344/page-38#post-14555574 Da-Guru]]'''
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--> Doesn't change the fact that Spacebattles managed to figure out how to drop a small star on Leviathan using two capes (neither of which were Sundancer), a glass jar, and a lake with the only assumption being that the Passengers don't cry foul. Taylor has... not done that.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/scarab-worm-scion.271246/page-20#post-12173140 FFFX]]'''
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-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/weaver-nine-worm-fanfic-au.289395/page-30#post-14361412 Anasurimbor]] discussing ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/weaver-nine-worm-fanfic-au.289395/ Weaver Nine]]''

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-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/weaver-nine-worm-fanfic-au.289395/page-30#post-14361412 Anasurimbor]] Anasurimbor]]''' discussing ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/weaver-nine-worm-fanfic-au.289395/ Weaver Nine]]''
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--> "Weaver clearly belongs to the Spacebattles school of giant monster killing. NukeEm. Didn't work? [[MoreDakka Use more nukes.]] [[BiggerIsBetter Use bigger nukes.]] Kidnap Tinkers and force them to create horrifying [[EarthShatteringKaboom planet cracking]] {{antimatter}} weaponry. Repeat until you kill the monster or the world."
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/weaver-nine-worm-fanfic-au.289395/page-30#post-14361412 Anasurimbor]] discussing ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/weaver-nine-worm-fanfic-au.289395/ Weaver Nine]]''
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--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/spacebattles-marvelverse.292509/page-7#post-13826103 GoukaRyuu]]:''' Deadpool claims to be the hivemind of some place called SB, whatever that is. ;)
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/spacebattles-marvelverse.292509/page-7#post-13827110 MDLv3.2]]:''' No, Deadpool is too restrained and lucid, too compassionate and stoic, to be the SB hivemind.
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--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/acceleration-thread-3-endgame-was-a-terrible-movie.291812/page-40#post-13743903 uju32]]:''' But maybe I'm judging her by the standards of SB competence, which is a very high standard to meet.
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/acceleration-thread-3-endgame-was-a-terrible-movie.291812/page-40#post-13743945 PostwarGryphon]]:''' Well... most of the time. Honestly SB competence is kind of wibbly/wobbly in effectivness. (sic)
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/acceleration-thread-3-endgame-was-a-terrible-movie.291812/page-40#post-13743973 inverted_helix]]:''' I disagree, I think that SB competence at executing a given plan is fairly high. It's just that SB's ''goals'' and ''values'' tend to be all over the place and often contrary.
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--> The reason Turians (and Batarians) are hated by SB so much is simple.

--> The Turians are humans as SB wants them to be. Highly competent, professional, harmonious, meritocratic, enlightened, militaristic, respected and feared by everyone.

--> The Batarians are humans as SB's terrible ideas would make them. An incompetent tinpot dictatorship with a penchant for mass murder, terrible strategic decisions, casual racism, and ''no fucking idea how outclassed they are.''
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/why-so-much-turian-hate.205375/page-3#post-6769456 MJ12 Commando]]'''
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--> SB has two settings:

-->1.- Ruthlessly efficient mechanism capable of impossible feats of awesomeology.
-->2.- Hopeless trainwreck/clusterfuck that can't tell its elbow from a hole in the ground.
-->-- Also '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mlp-rec-thread-mk-8-now-with-120-more-pony.287468/page-18#post-13580721 Dalek Ix]]'''

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--> It doesn't need to be said. This is SB. We will engage in wild mass guessing and bizarre shipping until the story tells us otherwise. Then we will start arguing why the story is wrong.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/weaver-nine-worm-fanfic-au.289395/page-4#post-13465652 Taiho]]'''
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--> Spacebattles.

--> We have serious discussions about ANYTHING.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/disney-princess-royal-priority-ranking.282707/#post-12875821 Hiver]]''' on a thread discussing the order in which Disney Princesses are to be introduced to a ball
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--> "[[HaloCombatEvolved Halo:]] [[Franchise/MetalGear Metal]] {{Vanquish}} [[Franchise/MetalGear Gear]] VideoGame/{{Crysis}} [[GhostInTheShell Ghost in the Shell]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearRising Revengeance]] [[OverlyLongGag Drone Company Commander]] [[HaloCombatEvolved Combat Evolved]]"

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--> "[[HaloCombatEvolved Halo:]] [[Franchise/MetalGear Metal]] {{Vanquish}} [[Franchise/MetalGear Gear]] VideoGame/{{Crysis}} [[GhostInTheShell Ghost in the Shell]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearRising [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Revengeance]] [[OverlyLongGag Drone Company Commander]] [[HaloCombatEvolved Combat Evolved]]"
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--> "Perfectly Reasonable™ calcs are the logic equivalent of a date rape- you take a nice, canonic premise out, promise it a good time and start talking about things it likes. But at some point you slip something in when it isn't looking, something bad. Before it knows it everything's all wrong, it wakes up somewhere it never had any intention of going and has only the vaguest sense of how it got there or why it's all sore and looking nothing like it did earlier.\\

To add insult to injury, everyone's laughing and patting the guy responsible on the back...\\

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--> "Perfectly Reasonable™ calcs are the logic equivalent of a date rape- you take a nice, canonic premise out, promise it a good time and start talking about things it likes. But at some point you slip something in when it isn't looking, something bad. Before it knows it everything's all wrong, it wakes up somewhere it never had any intention of going and has only the vaguest sense of how it got there or why it's all sore and looking nothing like it did earlier.\\

earlier.

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To add insult to injury, everyone's laughing and patting the guy responsible on the back...\\

back...

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--> "Spacebattles stalkers are the best. I mean you have a site already filled to the brim with OCD nerds who obsess over minor, pointless details found in obscure snippets of popular culture and flaunt them like symbols of heraldry ... [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards But even the freaks have even freakier freaks to look down upon and shun to the outskirts of their group.]]

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--> "Spacebattles stalkers are the best. I mean you have a site already filled to the brim with OCD nerds who obsess over minor, pointless details found in obscure snippets of popular culture and flaunt them like symbols of heraldry ... [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards But even the freaks have even freakier freaks to look down upon and shun to the outskirts of their group.]]]]"


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--> "Perfectly Reasonable™ calcs are the logic equivalent of a date rape- you take a nice, canonic premise out, promise it a good time and start talking about things it likes. But at some point you slip something in when it isn't looking, something bad. Before it knows it everything's all wrong, it wakes up somewhere it never had any intention of going and has only the vaguest sense of how it got there or why it's all sore and looking nothing like it did earlier.\\

To add insult to injury, everyone's laughing and patting the guy responsible on the back...\\

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-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mass-effect-force-swap-deus-ex-humanity.280899/#post-12742655 Galorian]]'''

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--> ''"SB Combines: 1) [[CommonFanFallacies Obsessive-compulsive focus on how realistic things are.]] 2) [[WhatAnIdiot Having absolutely no earthly idea what they're talking about because they are as dumb as a bag of rocks.]]"'''
--> ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/sb-how-would-you-describe-it.252355/#post-10154668 - Spacebattles user]] '''Ralson'''

-->"Welcome to Spacebattles, where [[StupidSexyFlanders Stupid Sexy]] [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/members/preda.14221/ Sauron]] is a thing.
--> --'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/members/maskedanddanger.103521/ MaskedAndDanger]]'''

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--> ''"SB Combines: 1) [[CommonFanFallacies Obsessive-compulsive focus on how realistic things are.]] 2) [[WhatAnIdiot Having absolutely no earthly idea what they're talking about because they are as dumb as a bag of rocks.]]"'''
--> ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/sb-how-would-you-describe-it.252355/#post-10154668 - Spacebattles user]] '''Ralson'''

-->"Welcome to Spacebattles, where [[StupidSexyFlanders Stupid Sexy]] [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/members/preda.14221/ Sauron]] is a thing.
--> --'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/members/maskedanddanger.103521/ MaskedAndDanger]]'''
!Peptuck (yes, [[Fanfic/{{Forward}} that]] [[Fanfic/TiberiumWars Peptuck]])



-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=6995080&postcount=229 Peptuck]]''' (yes, [[Fanfic/{{Forward}} that]] [[Fanfic/TiberiumWars Peptuck]]), on [[BlueAndOrangeMorality good and evil]]

-->"On the subject of Fate/Stay Dalek: ...Sec summoning an infinite amount of Gunsticks, Planetary defense arrays, Killcruiser main guns, Special Weapons and every freaking weapon ever created by the Daleks... holy shit, I think we've found the closest thing we can get to enuff dakka."
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?p=6428107#post6428107 Dalek Ix]]'''([[FanFic/FriendsOfASolarEmpire that]] [[Fanfic/AHero Dalek Ix]]), after someone suggested that [[Series/DoctorWho Dalek Sec]] gain access to a [[OmnicidalManiac Dalek]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill version]] of Unlimited Blade Works.

--> "Remember, they are not your normal honey badgers from a brightly colored magical deathworld. They are free range honey badgers lovingly raised at the edge of one of the unhealing scars on the planet from which all monsters are born by none other than Fluttershy"
--> -- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=7034341&postcount=133 fijkus]]''', about trolling of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic NMM]]

--> "[[FirstEncounterAssaultRecon Alma]] it from orbit; ItsTheOnlyWayToBeSure.
--> -- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?p=7436492#post7436492 logiccosmic]]''', about [[Franchise/MassEffect Cerberus]] experimenting with psychic clone troopers. Or Reaper invasion.

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-->-- '''[[http://forums.[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=6995080&postcount=229 Peptuck]]''' (yes, [[Fanfic/{{Forward}} that]] [[Fanfic/TiberiumWars Peptuck]]), on on]] [[BlueAndOrangeMorality good and evil]]

-->"On the subject of Fate/Stay Dalek: ...Sec summoning an infinite amount of Gunsticks, Planetary defense arrays, Killcruiser main guns, Special Weapons and every freaking weapon ever created by the Daleks... holy shit, I think we've found the closest thing we can get to enuff dakka."
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?p=6428107#post6428107 Dalek Ix]]'''([[FanFic/FriendsOfASolarEmpire that]] [[Fanfic/AHero Dalek Ix]]), after someone suggested that [[Series/DoctorWho Dalek Sec]] gain access to a [[OmnicidalManiac Dalek]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill version]] of Unlimited Blade Works.

--> "Remember, they are not your normal honey badgers from a brightly colored magical deathworld. They are free range honey badgers lovingly raised at the edge of one of the unhealing scars on the planet from which all monsters are born by none other than Fluttershy"
--> -- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=7034341&postcount=133 fijkus]]''', about trolling of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic NMM]]

--> "[[FirstEncounterAssaultRecon Alma]] it from orbit; ItsTheOnlyWayToBeSure.
--> -- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?p=7436492#post7436492 logiccosmic]]''', about [[Franchise/MassEffect Cerberus]] experimenting with psychic clone troopers. Or Reaper invasion.
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-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/curbstomps-you-want-to-see.223397/page-4 Peptuck]]''', on the Dark Eldar invading the ''Mass Effect'' galaxy.

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-->-- [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/curbstomps-you-want-to-see.223397/page-4 On the Dark Eldar invading the Mass Effect galaxy.]]

--> "When you have the choice between keeping a shitty character shitty or [[RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap redeeming them into something unshitty,]] always choose unshitty."
-->--[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/no-gods-only-guns-me-borderlands-fusion.247384/page-50#post-11904688 Talking about]] [[VideoGame/{{Mass Effect 3}} Kai Leng]] for ''Fanfic/NoGodsOnlyGuns''

--> What definition of "competence" are we using here?

--> Because there's the normal definition, where the character is reasonably intelligent, knows his/her/its limitations, and acts realistically within their flaws and the limitations of their setting.

--> Then there's the Spacebattles definition, where anything that isn't an omniscient, infalliable ubermensch driven by tech-wankery and reading ahead in the script is considering (sic) braindead stupid.
-->-- [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/most-competent-villains.246647/#post-9606558 On competence]]

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--> ''"SB Combines: 1) [[CommonFanFallacies Obsessive-compulsive focus on how realistic things are.]] 2) [[WhatAnIdiot Having absolutely no earthly idea what they're talking about because they are as dumb as a bag of rocks.]]"'''
--> ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/sb-how-would-you-describe-it.252355/#post-10154668 - Spacebattles user]] '''Ralson'''

-->"Welcome to Spacebattles, where [[StupidSexyFlanders Stupid Sexy]] [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/members/preda.14221/ Sauron]] is a thing.
--> --'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/members/maskedanddanger.103521/ MaskedAndDanger]]'''


-->"On the subject of Fate/Stay Dalek: ...Sec summoning an infinite amount of Gunsticks, Planetary defense arrays, Killcruiser main guns, Special Weapons and every freaking weapon ever created by the Daleks... holy shit, I think we've found the closest thing we can get to enuff dakka."
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/curbstomps-you-want-to-see.223397/page-4 Peptuck]]''', com/showthread.php?p=6428107#post6428107 Dalek Ix]]'''([[FanFic/FriendsOfASolarEmpire that]] [[Fanfic/AHero Dalek Ix]]), after someone suggested that [[Series/DoctorWho Dalek Sec]] gain access to a [[OmnicidalManiac Dalek]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill version]] of Unlimited Blade Works.

--> "Remember, they are not your normal honey badgers from a brightly colored magical deathworld. They are free range honey badgers lovingly raised at the edge of one of the unhealing scars
on the Dark Eldar invading the ''Mass Effect'' galaxy.
planet from which all monsters are born by none other than Fluttershy"
--> -- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=7034341&postcount=133 fijkus]]''', about trolling of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic NMM]]

--> "[[FirstEncounterAssaultRecon Alma]] it from orbit; ItsTheOnlyWayToBeSure.
--> -- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?p=7436492#post7436492 logiccosmic]]''', about [[Franchise/MassEffect Cerberus]] experimenting with psychic clone troopers. Or Reaper invasion.



--> "When you have the choice between keeping a shitty character shitty or [[RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap redeeming them into something unshitty,]] always choose unshitty."
-->--'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/no-gods-only-guns-me-borderlands-fusion.247384/page-50#post-11904688 Peptuck]]''' talking about [[VideoGame/{{Mass Effect 3}} Kai Leng]] for ''Fanfic/NoGodsOnlyGuns''

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-->-- On a ''Franchise/MassEffect[=/=]Literature/Worm'' crossover

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--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/pope-explicitly-condemns-trickle-down-economics-as-immoral-and-ineffective.277351/page-3#post-12467928 Bookwyrm]]:''' anyone else get that feeling that the world needs a shake-up pretty soon or cyberpunk dystopia for everyone?
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/pope-explicitly-condemns-trickle-down-economics-as-immoral-and-ineffective.277351/page-3#post-12467979 *THASF*]]:''' But, I ''want'' to [[VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution have my neck snapped by a bionic assassin whose wrist can rotate a full 360 degrees!]] That would be like, ''so'' rad. Moar deregulation plz.
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--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/feathers-and-fire-sw-si.271476/page-11#post-12056279 P053id0n]]:''' SB really is the geek Center. One implied sex scene(not even graphic mind you) and 10 pages about the theoritical (sic) "mechanics" of it.
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/feathers-and-fire-sw-si.271476/page-11#post-12056303 AkumaOuja]]:''' Not to mention we do it with theme music and without actually stating our hypothesis directly till one of us gets bored.
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--> "Spacebattles: Equally at home with calculating the proper amount of dakka to commit xenocide as it is with speculating on feather-dragon-alien/human mating rituals."
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/feathers-and-fire-sw-si.271476/page-6#post-12047381 Sithking Zero]]'''
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--> '''[=Tyrion77=]:''' You've really got to rather pity the Reapers in that. I mean, seriously, how on earth do you plan for that kind of level of bullshit?
--> '''Agayek:''' By subscribing to the school of thought that is known as "Spacebattles competence".\\
This is the school of thought where anyone who lacks omniscience, [[CrazyPrepared 12 plans for every contingency (irrelevant of their level of possibility or plausibility),]] and [[ApocalypseHow enough firepower to destroy the multiverse twice over]] is utterly incompetent and a complete idiot.
-->-- On a ''Franchise/MassEffect[=/=]Literature/Worm'' crossover
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--> "Spacebattles stalkers are the best. I mean you have a site already filled to the brim with OCD nerds who obsess over minor, pointless details found in obscure snippets of popular culture and flaunt them like symbols of heraldry ... [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards]] But even the freaks have even freakier freaks to look down upon and shun to the outskirts of their group.]]

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--> "Spacebattles stalkers are the best. I mean you have a site already filled to the brim with OCD nerds who obsess over minor, pointless details found in obscure snippets of popular culture and flaunt them like symbols of heraldry ... [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards]] [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards But even the freaks have even freakier freaks to look down upon and shun to the outskirts of their group.]]
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--> "Spacebattles stalkers are the best. I mean you have a site already filled to the brim with OCD nerds who obsess over minor, pointless details found in obscure snippets of popular culture and flaunt them like symbols of heraldry ... [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards]] But even the freaks have even freakier freaks to look down upon and shun to the outskirts of their group.]]
-->--'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/why-are-there-so-many-idiots-on-this-site.272288/#post-12106301 Rama]]'''

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--> "When you have the choice between keeping a shitty character shitty or redeeming them into something unshitty, always choose unshitty."

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--> "This is what happens when people make a calculation that relies on everybody involved being [[TooDumbToLive too stupid to breathe.]] The very context established by the characters is questioned on the grounds of their staggering stupidity. If you're too dumb to use your FTL fists to punch a guy in his laser eye before it fires when he's [[CallingYourAttacks announced he's firing his laser eye at you(and he's also dumb enough to announce he's firing his laser eye at you)]], and you are assumed to not be a vegetable relative to other characters, the guy with the laser eye is by extension rendered so stupid his claim of his laser eye being a laser eye is moot because he'd believe he had a laser eye if someone celotaped a live chicken to his face."
-->--'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/raiden-mgrr-vs-cars-jjba.259597/#post-10840881 Nattuo]]''' criticises a ridiculous calculation based on ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure''
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--> "When you have the choice between keeping a shitty character shitty or redeeming them into something unshitty, always choose unshitty."
-->--'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/no-gods-only-guns-me-borderlands-fusion.247384/page-50#post-11904688 Peptuck]]''' talking about [[VideoGame/{{Mass Effect 3}} Kai Leng]] for ''Fanfic/NoGodsOnlyGuns''
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--> ''"SB Combines: 1) [[CommonFanFallacies Obsessive-compulsive focus on how realistic things are.]] 2) [[WhatAnIdiot Having absolutely no earthly idea what they're talking about because they are as dumb as a bag of rocks.]]"'''
--> ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/sb-how-would-you-describe-it.252355/#post-10154668 - Spacebattles user]] '''Ralson'''

-->"Welcome to Spacebattles, where [[StupidSexyFlanders Stupid Sexy]] [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/members/preda.14221/ Sauron]] is a thing.
--> --'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/members/maskedanddanger.103521/ MaskedAndDanger]]'''

-->"Zombie tyrannosaurs must always be considered as an important part of the spectrum of moral choice.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=6995080&postcount=229 Peptuck]]''' (yes, [[Fanfic/{{Forward}} that]] [[Fanfic/TiberiumWars Peptuck]]), on [[BlueAndOrangeMorality good and evil]]

-->"On the subject of Fate/Stay Dalek: ...Sec summoning an infinite amount of Gunsticks, Planetary defense arrays, Killcruiser main guns, Special Weapons and every freaking weapon ever created by the Daleks... holy shit, I think we've found the closest thing we can get to enuff dakka."
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?p=6428107#post6428107 Dalek Ix]]'''([[FanFic/FriendsOfASolarEmpire that]] [[Fanfic/AHero Dalek Ix]]), after someone suggested that [[Series/DoctorWho Dalek Sec]] gain access to a [[OmnicidalManiac Dalek]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill version]] of Unlimited Blade Works.

--> "Remember, they are not your normal honey badgers from a brightly colored magical deathworld. They are free range honey badgers lovingly raised at the edge of one of the unhealing scars on the planet from which all monsters are born by none other than Fluttershy"
--> -- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=7034341&postcount=133 fijkus]]''', about trolling of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic NMM]]

--> "[[FirstEncounterAssaultRecon Alma]] it from orbit; ItsTheOnlyWayToBeSure.
--> -- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?p=7436492#post7436492 logiccosmic]]''', about [[Franchise/MassEffect Cerberus]] experimenting with psychic clone troopers. Or Reaper invasion.

--> What did the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Dark Eldar]] ever do to you?
--> I mean, sure, they'll take a few colonies here and there with no trouble. Then [[Franchise/MassEffect the Normandy]] shows up, and the Dark Eldar get INTERRUPTED so hard [[AssShove Space Marines will spontaneously punch their way out of the DE's scrotums.]]
--> The only difference between Paragon and Renegade is that in the former case it'll be Space Wolves who claw their way out of the spikys' asses, and in the latter case it'll be Black Templars who perform the collective violent anal eruptions.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/curbstomps-you-want-to-see.223397/page-4 Peptuck]]''', on the Dark Eldar invading the ''Mass Effect'' galaxy.

--> You realize [[Franchise/MassEffect Kasumi]] appears to have a plan involving a small Krogan statue, a gun, and a Honey Badger. And possibly ({{Exalted}}) Sheppard.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mass-effect-glorious-shotgun-princess-me-exalted.224243/page-109#post-7872219 Balagor]]''', upon new snippet from GreggHL

-->'''hpackrat''': Why is it [[SelfInsertFic every SI]] eventually tells [[SecretIdentity someone about their origins?]]
-->'''Larekko12''': Some people [[JustBetweenYouAndMe just need to confess and share things]]. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Others get found out, and mind raped]] by a [[MrsRobinson sexy middle aged]] [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe cthulhoid]] [[KnightTemplar renegade]] [[OneRiotOneRanger Spectre]] and have their [[MindRape mind stripped bare]] in a [[NightmareFuel fashion more violating then the most traumatic rape.]]
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/arias-advisor-mass-effect-si.235113/page-24#post-8746446 hpackrat and Larekko12]]''' on the subject of [[SelfInsertFic Self Insert 'fics.]]

-->'''Protodermis''': [[MoreDakka On the topic of dakka]], there is a horrible truth behind enuff dakka. Once you have enuff dakka, there is nothing left to shoot; because everything was used up making the dakka!
-->'''Jonen C''': That's not actually Enuff Dakka, so much as it is the Big Dakka, where you take everything and shoot it to make everything again.
-->'''Random 832''': [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/story-swtg-eight-ball.219265/page-92#post-8291620 In my headcanon this is now how]] [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Orks]] [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve believe the universe was created.]]

-->'''Agent HUB''': "SpaceBattles: Cannot go to the fridge to get a six pack without trying to get the elder gods to do it for them."
-->'''[=SemiSaneAuthor=]''': "[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mlp-fim-the-conversion-bureau-story-idea-thread.235035/page-126#post-9238830 It's better not to try and summon them as I've found when trying to get a bottle of mineral water,]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor as they drink it before they give it to you.]]"

-->'''[=TheFourthman=]''': "[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/no-gods-only-guns-me-borderlands-fusion.247384/page-16#post-9758106 Udina is now future Nick Fury. My body was unprepared.]]

--> "Why is everyone assuming we're competent?"
-->"Have you seen the stuff we suggest as good ideas? We're by and large idiots. I just saw a shitload of dudes unable to beat a literal illiterate in a debate in VS. We have dumbasses who support the most absurd things in here."
-->"We're not [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender the Kyoshi Warriors.]]"
-->"We're not [[Franchise/StarWars Star Destroyer]] Captains."
-->"We're not even the fucking stormtroopers."
-->"We're [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Lord Rust.]]"
-->"We're the mooks from fucking Film/{{Equilibrium}}. "
-->--'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/spacebattler-like-actions-taken-in-anime-and-fiction.251469/#post-10069220 Havocfett]]'''

--> "[[HaloCombatEvolved Halo:]] [[Franchise/MetalGear Metal]] {{Vanquish}} [[Franchise/MetalGear Gear]] VideoGame/{{Crysis}} [[GhostInTheShell Ghost in the Shell]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearRising Revengeance]] [[OverlyLongGag Drone Company Commander]] [[HaloCombatEvolved Combat Evolved]]"
-->'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/remake-halo-combat-evolved.250819/#post-10010434 Sith]], on the ideal remake of Halo'''

--> "Obviously, we should use bad analogies to imply whenever we see the technology not doing the thing we want it to it's just that they've dialed it down because they're all just incompetents. Being so dumb they probably don't even know the dial goes up that high, you know, because they're dumb. Not at all like us.\\
This is obviously because we have such stupendously vast mental faculties we can instantly see all the hidden factors to a technology's operation when we're shown a single - or extremely limited - instance of it's usage, and can predict exactly how it completely changes the nature of the setting(in spite of it not doing so) and use that to deduce the residents of the setting are just dumb(because of the aforementioned failiure to completely understand all the hidden factors in their technology that allows us to forsee such usage methodologies with our incredible intellect).\\
Hence, even with them working with said technology every single day, and having built said technology, and having a functioning understanding of all the engineering aspects of said technology, we understand it better than them, despite lacking all these things. We're just that fucking clever."
-->--'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/how-would-nbsg-have-been-like-if-its-ftl-was-used-properly.219280/page-2#post-7474430 Nattuo]]''' counter-criticises SB's tendency to accuse all and sundry factions of MisappliedPhlebotinum

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