History Quotes / SmiteMeOMightySmiter

-->-- Jack Burton (Kurt Russell), ''BigTroubleInLittleChina''

-->--'''Bruce Nolan''', ''Film/BruceAlmighty''

-->--'''God''', ''Film/BruceAlmighty''

-->--'''GeorgeCarlin'''

-->--'''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

-->--'''Bruce Nolan''', ''BruceAlmighty''

->''"I'm not one for blasphemy, but that one made me laugh."''
-->--'''God''', ''BruceAlmighty''

-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged''

-->-- ''GodTheDevilAndBob''

-->-- '''[[ComicBook/GreenLantern Saint Walker]]''', ''Tales of the Corps''

-->-- [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Saint Walker]], ''Tales of the Corps''

-->--President Jed Bartlet, having a bad day, ''TheWestWing''

-->--President Jed Bartlet, having a bad day, ''TheWestWing''

->''"I'm not one for blasphemy, but some of those made me laugh."''

->''When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why, God? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that'' [[ItAmusedMe pisses me off!]]''"''
-->-- '''Creator/StephenKing''', ''StormOfTheCentury''

->''"You're supposed to be a'' benevolent God?! ''Let's look at the record! [[ListOfTransgressions You're vague! You're unknowable! You're unreliable! You let good people suffer, and lousy people prosper!]] You call yourself a'' father?! ''You're more like a DEADBEAT DAD!!'"''
-->-- ''GodTheDevilAndBob''

->''"Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!''
->''You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout''
->''Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!''
->''You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,''
->''Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,''
->''Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,''
->''Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!"''
-->-- King Lear, Act III, Scene 1, [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare King Lear]]

->''"You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny?'' 'You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God', ''says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think you're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman--a warning shot? [[PapaWolf That was my son]]. What did I ever do to yours except praise his glory and praise his name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? [[AndYourLittleDogToo Fixes the other ships]]. Doesn’t even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do. [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Gratias tibi ago, Domine.]][[note]]Thank you, Lord.[[/note]]\\
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"Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? Three point eight million new jobs, that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised three children...that’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!]][[note]]Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with your punishments! I was your servant on Earth - I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with your punishments. To hell with you![[/note]]''
-->--President Jed Bartlet, having a bad day, ''TheWestWing''

->''"I have no interest in a God who does not smite."''
-->-- Reverend Billy Sunday

->''"Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a grease monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK me!"''
-->--'''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->''"I'm not one for blasphemy, but some of those made me laugh."''
-->--'''God''', ''BruceAlmighty''

->''When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that'' [[ItAmusedMe pisses me off!]]"
-->--Stephen King, ''StormOfTheCentury''

->''"I'm not one for blasphemy, but some of those made me laugh."''
-->--'''God''', ''BruceAlmighty''

-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged''

-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/user/1KidsEntertainment 1KidsEntertainment's]] ''DeathNoteAbridged''

"Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? Three point eight million new jobs, that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised three children...that’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!]][[note]]Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with your punishments! I was your servant on Earth - I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with Your punishments. To hell with You![[/note]]''

->''"You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny?'' 'You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God', ''says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think you're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman--a warning shot? [[PapaWolf That was my son]]. What did I ever do to yours except praise his glory and praise his name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? [[AndYourLittleDogToo Fixes the other ships]]. Doesn’t even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do. [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Gratias tibi ago, Domine.]][[note]]Thank you, Lord.[[/note]]

->''"You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny?'' 'You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God', ''says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think you're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman--a warning shot? [[PapaWolf That was my son]]. What did I ever do to yours except praise his glory and praise his name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? [[AndYourLittleDogToo Fixes the other ships]].\\
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"[[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!]][[note]]Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with your punishments! I was your servant on Earth - I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with your punishments. To hell with you.[[/note]]''

-->--Stephen King, ''{{Storm of the Century}}''

-->-- King Lear, Act III, Scene 1, [[{{Shakespeare}} King Lear]]

-->-- Jack Burton (Kurt Russell), ''{{Big Trouble in Little China}}''

"[[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!]][[hottip:*:Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with your punishments! I was your servant on Earth - I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with your punishments. To hell with you.]]''

-->--'''Eric Cartman''', ''SouthPark''

->''When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that'' [[ItAmusedMe pisses me off!]]

->''"You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny? 'You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God', says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think you're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman? A warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to yours except praise his glory and praise his name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. Doesn't even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that's all it can do. [[SarcasmMode Gratias tibi ago, domine!]] [[hottip:*:I give thanks to you, O Lord]]''

->''"Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I've committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? 3.8 million new jobs, that wasn't good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we're not fighting a war, I've raised three children... that's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem! [[hottip:*:Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with your punishments! I was your servant on Earth - I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with your punishments. To hell with you!]]''

->''"[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere You get Hoynes!]]"''
--> [[OurPresidentsAreDifferent Jed Bartlet]], having a bad day, ''TheWestWing''

->''"You're supposed to be a'' benevolent God?! ''Let's look at the record! [[ListOfTransgressions You're vague! You're unknowable! You're unreliable! You let good people suffer, and lousy people prosper!]] You call yourself a'' father?! ''You're more like a'' deadbeat dad!''"''

->''"You're supposed to be a'' benevolent God?! ''Let's look at the record! [[ListOfTrangressions You're vague! You're unknowable! You're unreliable! You let good people suffer, and lousy people prosper!]] You call yourself a father?! You're more like a deadbeat dad!"''

->''"You're supposed to be a'' benevolent God?! ''Let's look at the record! You're vague! You're unknowable! You're unreliable! You let good people suffer, and lousy people prosper! You call yourself a father?! You're more like a deadbeat dad!"''

->''"You're supposed to be a'' benevolent God?! ''Let's look at the record! You're vague! You're unknowable! You're unreliable! You let good people suffer, and lousy people prosper! You call yourself a father?! You're more like a dead beat dad!"''
-->''GodTheDevilAndBob''

->[[BruceAlmighty '''I'm not one for blasphemy, but some of those made me laugh''']]

''[lightning strikes Freeza, to no effect]''\\

-->-- ''DragonBallAbridged''

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