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-->--Matthew Toad commenting on Triggered: Shopkeeper's Theme from ''VideoGame/OneStepFromEden''.

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-->--Matthew Toad commenting on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDK12vYTqVg Triggered: Shopkeeper's Theme Theme]] from ''VideoGame/OneStepFromEden''.
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-.''"Shopkeepers in gaming are pretty much past heroes that just have a lot of shit to sell."''

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-.''"Shopkeepers ->''"Shopkeepers in gaming are pretty much past heroes that just have a lot of shit to sell."''
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-->--Matthew Toad commenting on Triggered: Shopkeeper's Theme from ''VideoGame/OneStepToEden''.

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-->--Matthew Toad commenting on Triggered: Shopkeeper's Theme from ''VideoGame/OneStepToEden''.''VideoGame/OneStepFromEden''.
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-.''"Shopkeepers in gaming are pretty much past heroes that just have a lot of shit to sell."''
-->--Matthew Toad commenting on Triggered: Shopkeeper's Theme from ''VideoGame/OneStepToEden''.
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->''"Waddaya tryin' to do, peahead! You're not gonna stiff me, and get away with it! Step outside, Deadbeat!!"''
-->-- '''Taxi Driver''' if Larry attempts to leave the cab without paying him, ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry1InTheLandOfTheLoungeLizards''

->''"Waddaya mean, 'no money!!'" snarls the driver. "Step outsid'a ma office, chump!"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry1InTheLandOfTheLoungeLizards'' if Larry has an insufficient amount of money to pay the cab fare.
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->'''Ryan:''' ''"I gotta ask Geoff, are they...familiar with how I like to shop?"''
->'''Geoff:''' ''"No, but I have two diamond swords."''
->'''Ryan:''' ''"Is that a threat?"''
->'''Geoff:''' ''"Yes."''
-->-- Ryan and Geoff in Episode 130: Top Chef Part 1 of ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries Let's Play Minecraft]]''

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->'''Ryan:''' ''"I I gotta ask Geoff, are they...familiar with how I like to shop?"''
shop?
->'''Geoff:''' ''"No, No, but I have two diamond swords."''
swords.
->'''Ryan:''' ''"Is Is that a threat?"''
threat?
->'''Geoff:''' ''"Yes."''
Yes.
-->-- Ryan '''Ryan''' and Geoff '''Geoff''' in Episode 130: Top Chef Part 1 of ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries Let's Play Minecraft]]''
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->"You dare to steal in my presence? [[LargeHam That will cost you your]] '''[[LargeHam LIFE]]'''!"

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->"You ->''"You dare to steal in my presence? [[LargeHam That will cost you your]] '''[[LargeHam LIFE]]'''!"LIFE]]'''!"''



->"My precious merchandise! Catch that thief!"

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->"My ->''"My precious merchandise! Catch that thief!"thief!"''



->"According to the latest report.. You attempted unsuccessfully to shoplift from Charon himself? And were consequently slain? An utterly ignoble end, even for you."

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->"According ->''"According to the latest report.. You attempted unsuccessfully to shoplift from Charon himself? And were consequently slain? An utterly ignoble end, even for you.""''



->Pete hates thieves. Pete shoots people he hates.

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->Pete ->''"Pete hates thieves. Pete shoots people he hates."''
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->''The clerk does not take kindly to your shoplifting. His shotgun makes a permanent impression on you. (And, IN you!)''

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->''The clerk does not take kindly to your shoplifting. His shotgun magnum makes a permanent impression on you. (And, IN you!)''
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->''[Caught you red-handed!]''

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->''[Caught ->'''Caught you red-handed!]''red-handed!'''
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->''[Caught you red-handed!]''
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-->-- ''[[VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeonExplorers Kecleon after you steal an item.]]'' The quote he says is different depending on the game. Also, once you steal from him '''[[ZergRush prepare to have several high-leveled Kecleon attack you]]'''

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-->-- ''[[VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeonExplorers Kecleon '''[[VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeonExplorers Kecleon]]''' after you steal an item.]]'' item. The quote he says is different depending on the game. Also, once you steal from him '''[[ZergRush prepare to have several high-leveled Kecleon attack you]]'''
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-->-- ''VideoGame/DejaVu'' (Macintosh version), if you try to steal from the gun store

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-->-- ''VideoGame/DejaVu'' ''VideoGame/DejaVu1985'' (Macintosh version), if you try to steal from the gun store
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->Pete hates thieves. Pet shoots people he hates.

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->Pete hates thieves. Pet Pete shoots people he hates.
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->"Pete hates thieves. Pet shoots people he hates."

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->"Pete ->Pete hates thieves. Pet shoots people he hates."
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->"Pete hates thieves. Pet shoots people he hates."
-->-- ''VideoGame/DejaVu'' (Macintosh version), if you try to steal from the gun store
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->"According to the latest report.. You attempted unsuccessfully to shoplift from Charon himself? And were consequently slain? An utterly ignoble end, even for you."
-->-- '''Lord Hades''' to '''[[KleptomaniacHero Zagreus]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Hades}}''
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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeonExplorers Kecleon after you steal an item.]]''' The quote he says is different depending on the game. Also, once you steal from him ''[[ZergRush prepare to have several high-leveled Kecleon attacks you]]''

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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeonExplorers ''[[VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeonExplorers Kecleon after you steal an item.]]''' ]]'' The quote he says is different depending on the game. Also, once you steal from him ''[[ZergRush '''[[ZergRush prepare to have several high-leveled Kecleon attacks you]]''attack you]]'''
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->"My precious merchandise! Catch that thief!"
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeonExplorers Kecleon after you steal an item.]]''' The quote he says is different depending on the game. Also, once you steal from him ''[[ZergRush prepare to have several high-leveled Kecleon attacks you]]''
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-->-- '''[[WelcomeToCorneria Every guard in the holy land]]''', ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreed''

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-->-- '''[[WelcomeToCorneria Every guard in the holy land]]''', ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreed''''[[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedI Assassin's Creed]]''
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->"You dare to steal in my presence? [[LargeHam That will cost you your]] '''[[LargeHam LIFE]]'''!"
-->-- '''[[WelcomeToCorneria Every guard in the holy land]]''', ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreed''

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->''Same with those mindless teenyboppers who go to the Hickory Farms store, and then take double samples of fruitcake and cheeselog, you warn them that they will be charged with a [[ArtisticLicenseLaw felony(grand theft)]], and that if they attempt to fight and run, they will be, unfortunately, first tazered, and if they continue to resist violently with intent to maim, then wounded. Fortunately, wounding fire to suppress teenage kleptomaniacs is relatively easy, they all run in straight lines, and [[KneeCapping a hit in the knee]] will be relatively simple from the second floor. ''
-->-- All in a days work for a mall security guard [[http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ according to the infamous Mall Ninja ]]

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->''Same with those mindless teenyboppers who go to the Hickory Farms store, and then take double samples of fruitcake and cheeselog, you warn them that they will be charged with a [[ArtisticLicenseLaw felony(grand theft)]], and that if they attempt to fight and run, they will be, unfortunately, first tazered, and if they continue to resist violently with intent to maim, then wounded. Fortunately, wounding fire to suppress teenage kleptomaniacs is relatively easy, they all run in straight lines, and [[KneeCapping a hit in the knee]] will be relatively simple from the second floor. ''
-->-- All in a days work for a mall security guard [[http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ according to the infamous Mall Ninja ]]
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->''The clerk does not take kindly to your shoplifting. His shotgun makes a permanent impression on you. (And, IN you!)''
-->-- '''Narrator''', ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry1InTheLandOfTheLoungeLizards''
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->'''Ryan:''' ''"I gotta ask Geoff, are they...familiar with how I like to shop?"''
->'''Geoff:''' ''"No, but I have two diamond swords."''
->'''Ryan:''' ''"Is that a threat?"''
->'''Geoff:''' ''"Yes."''
-->-- Ryan and Geoff in Episode 130: Top Chef Part 1 of ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries Let's Play Minecraft]]''
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->''Same with those mindless teenyboppers who go to the Hickory Farms store, and then take double samples of fruitcake and cheeselog, you warn them that they will be charged with a [[ArtisticLicenseLaw felony(grand theft)]], and that if they attempt to fight and run, they will be, unfortunately, first tazered, and if they continue to resist violently with intent to maim, then wounded. Fortunately, wounding fire to suppress teenage kleptomaniacs is relatively easy, they all run in straight lines, and [[KneeCapping a hit in the knee]] will be relatively simple from the second floor. ''
-->-- All in a days work for a mall security guard [[http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ according to the infamous Mall Ninja ]]
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-->-- '''Lord Ellenborough''' [[ValuesDissonance explaining]] [[http://books.google.fr/books?id=UmY-4xBtZzwC&pg=PT26&dq=%22My+Lords,+if+we+suffer+this+bill+to+pass+we+shall+not+know+where+to+stand%22+theft&hl=fr&sa=X&ei=8SRgUv-9D4fE0QWxy4H4CQ&ved=0CDIQ6AEwAA here]] to the House of Lords why shoplifting should remain a [[DisproportionateRetribution capital offense]].

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-->-- '''Lord Ellenborough''' [[ValuesDissonance explaining]] [[http://books.google.fr/books?id=UmY-4xBtZzwC&pg=PT26&dq=%22My+Lords,+if+we+suffer+this+bill+to+pass+we+shall+not+know+where+to+stand%22+theft&hl=fr&sa=X&ei=8SRgUv-9D4fE0QWxy4H4CQ&ved=0CDIQ6AEwAA here]] to the House of Lords why shoplifting should remain a [[DisproportionateRetribution [[SeriousBusiness capital offense]].
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->''"My Lords, if we suffer this bill to pass we shall not know where to stand - we shall not know whether we are upon our heads or our feet! [...] Repeal this law and see the contrast – no man can trust himself for an hour out of doors without the most alarming apprehensions that on his return, every vestige of his property will be swept off by the hardened robber"''
-->-- '''Lord Ellenborough''' [[ValuesDissonance explaining]] [[http://books.google.fr/books?id=UmY-4xBtZzwC&pg=PT26&dq=%22My+Lords,+if+we+suffer+this+bill+to+pass+we+shall+not+know+where+to+stand%22+theft&hl=fr&sa=X&ei=8SRgUv-9D4fE0QWxy4H4CQ&ved=0CDIQ6AEwAA here]] to the House of Lords why shoplifting should remain a [[DisproportionateRetribution capital offense]].

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