History Quotes / SesquipedalianLoquaciousness

'''Peter robot:''' Hey, ugly!v

->'''Stewie:''' ''[controlling a Peter robot]'' Alright, testing voice modulator. Blast you, vile woman!
'''Peter robot:''' Blast you, vile woman!
'''Stewie:''' Ugh, that won't do... ''[switches to "translator"]'' Pardon me, you, with the severe esthetic deficiencies!
'''Peter robot:''' Hey, ugly!
'''Stewie:''' Excellent! Ahahahahahaha!

'''Bobby Heenan:''' Hey, hey - this is your induction, this isn't an interview or a promo. Speak English! \\

->'''Massey:''' Sergeant Schlock... What an exciting opportunity you have provided. Never before... Not during law school, not during my six years in private practice, not even working as a Public Defender... Never have I been privileged to give a subordinate a "dressing down." Such a momentous occasion deserves a diatribe inspired by tragic Melpomene, or perhaps comedic Thalia, framed within the gifts of Polyhymnia's oratory and rhetoric. In that same Hellenic vein, I have mused upon the upbraiding to be administered, pondered the possible punishments... And found, to my lament this condign castigation must be meet for your particularly picayune patois.\\

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-->-- '''Plankton''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

-->-- '''Mojo Jojo''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'', "Mo' Linguish"

-->-- ''Film/CarryOnAgainNurse''

'''Piccolo''': ... you're a wordy little bastard, aren't you?

-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

-->-- '''Shelby Tanner''', ''[[Literature/InCryptid Half-Off Ragnarok]]''[[note]]Not knowing the Prices, Shelby doesn't realize that it would be more accurate to call [[BadassBookworm his father]] the dictionary.[[/note]]

'''[[RomanticFalseLead Gael]]''': What are we talking of? Baseball?\\

'''Ted''': [[IJustWantMyBelovedToBeHappy I'm just jubilant my former paramour is jubilant.]]

'''Massey:''' ''[[SophisticatedAsHell You idiot]]''. We are going to get sued for your little shoot-'em-up, and it is going to ''BREAK us''. Now go to bed and dream of poverty. I've got work to do.\\

->''"[[BlatantLies My introduction will be sparse.]] [[HypocriticalHumor There will be no majestic prose blustering into the sails of a galleon as we embark upon this voyage together.]]"''

->"Reggie, do you have a question for any of our guests this evening?"\\
"Uh, yes, I do. Tonight's question goes to... uh, all of our guests. With the, with the advent of edge computing -- of volumetric capture -- and the various aggregations of sensorial capture methods, uh, do you think by which creating a meta-universe -- that would be the digital composite or the, or I guess the reflection of our own -- do you think that we deserve the same rights, uh, as we do as citizens, as human beings, in the digital space as well?"\\

"Well-I-I assume you're talking about Technobot's Pythagorean theory of subparticle inversion across the astral plane but also in the digital realm, and if you *are* referring to that, what you're going to want to do is reach around the back and jiggle the USB... and then it'll... (I'll have to go with that...)"\\
"...[[SubvertedCatchPhrase I'm sorry to say, but that's only 98% correct.]]"

-->'''Agha:''' Lieutenant, you know I've become tired of your long-winded debriefings...
-->'''Selim:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I assure you, Agha, that any previous loquacious tendencies have been curtailed and that now more than ever have I sought for and achieved new standards of brevity.]]

->''"Tuvok knows the term ''Déjà vu'' and yet goes out of his way to baffle Mister Kim by terming it ''paradoxical state dependant associated phenomenon''. [[ScrewYouElves What a twat.]]"''
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Favorite Son"

-> '''Gohan:''' I'M GONNA EVISCERATE YOU AND USE YOUR GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT AS A CONDOM WHILE I FORNICATE WITH YOUR SKULL!
'''Nappa:''' ...What?

-->-- '''Milly''' to fellow Fireside Girl Gretchen, ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->''"NASA-ese is no worse than Air Force-ese or State Department-ese; I suppose each has its place, although none of them seems a desirable substitute for English. Examine the sentence "Jones and Smith don't get along well" translated into: (1) Air Force-ese: 'It is considered that effective utilization of the potential allegiance between Jones and Smith is not being harmoniously exploited"; (2) Nasa-ese: "The interface between Jones and Smith has gone divergent"; (3) State Department-ese: "Messrs. Jones and Smith's abrasiveness vis-a-vis each other is counterproductive to their bilateral relationship; each considers the other a ''bête noire''"."''

-->--''Literature/Animorphs}} #10: The Android'' ([[CrazyEnoughToWork Marco got a B for that paper]])

->''"NASA-ese is no worse than Air Force-ese or State Department-ese; I suppose each has its place, although none of them seems a desirable substitute for English. Examine the sentence "Jones and Smith don't get along well" translated into: (1) Air Force-ese: 'It is considered that effective utilization of the potential allegiance between Jones and Smith is not being harmoniously exploited"; (2) Nasa-ese: "The interface between Jones and Smith has gone divergent"; (3) State Department-ese: "Messrs. Jones and Smith's abrasiveness vis-a-vis each other is counter productive to their bilateral relationship; each considers the other a ''bete noir''"."''