History Quotes / ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney

->'''Impunity,''' ''n.''
-> ''Wealth.''

->''"I prey on the innocent. It's how I made my fortune, and, quite frankly, it's fun."''

->''"Y'know what money '''can''' buy? A '''solid gold gun'''. That shoots '''diamond bullets'''."''

->''"There are many things you'll never understand. This is one of them."''
->[Holding a stack of dollars while looking at Frank's drawn gun]
->''"You see, Frank, there are many kinds of weapons. And the only one that can stop that is this. Now, shall we get back to our little problem?"''

->''"And it's very very funny when you've lots and lots of money to be horrible to those with none"''

-> '''Helena:''' I'm quite happy to finish my time and pay my debt to society.
-> '''Peggy Peabody:''' Helena, for God's sake, pull yourself together. You're a Peabody.
-> '''Helena:''' What difference does that make?
-> '''Peggy Peabody:''' Peabody's don't have debts, darling. Not to anyone. And certainly not to society.

->''"Your Holiness," said a Sentry quietly and respectfully, "A diplomat from the Scottish Empire requests an audience."''

->''"Send him in, please," smiled Alferius, looking forward to this. The Scots had been mad enough to have their Cardinal vote against his predecessor, and then him! Now would come the grovelling, as their barely reconciled Empire desperately tried to keep clear of excommunication once more. Well, Alferius had plans for them, and he didn't think the Scots were going to like any of them. Now that he was Pope, there was no force short of God that could prevent him from having his own way, and HE was the one who decided what God "thought".''

->''The doors closed behind the Scottish Diplomat as he entered, and Alferius recognised Gille Calline The Balleol, a well known and well liked Diplomat who had dined with and maintained good relationships with Pope Stephanus. What he didn't recognize was the fixed expression of determination on the Diplomat's face, or the large sack he carried with him. Gille strode purposefully across the length of the office to the massive desk behind which sat the Pope, cursing himself for not standing earlier and now placing himself in a weak looking position. But he needn't have bothered, the normally subtle and careful Gille was acting under Prince Edmund's orders today, and he was anything but subtle.''

->''"Your Holiness," he grunted, upending the sack he held and pouring a massive pile of florins onto the desk, "You have no problem with the Scottish Empire."''

->''And Alferius, well known for his rather "uncatholic" tastes, stared at the money for only a few seconds before saying, "I have no problem with the Scottish Empire." ''

->''"We don't pay taxes. Only little people pay taxes."''
-->-- '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leona_Helmsley Leona Helmsley]]''', the ''[[RichBitch Queen of Mean]]''

->'''Abbie Carmichael:''' The laws for the rich are different.
->'''Jack [=McCoy=]:''' ''What'' laws for the rich?

->'''Eames:''' We need at least a good ten hours.
->'''Saito:''' Sydney to Los Angeles. One of the longest flights in the world. He makes it every two weeks.
->'''Cobb:''' He must be flying privately.
->'''Saito:''' Not if there was unexpected maintenance with his plane...
->'''Arthur:''' It would have to be a 747.
->'''Cobb:''' Why is that?
->'''Arthur:''' Because on a 747 the pilot is up top, and the first class cabin is in the nose, so no one would walk through. But you'd have to buy out the entire cabin. And the first class flight attendant.
->'''Saito:''' I bought the airline.
->''[Everyone looks at Saito incredulously]''
->'''Saito:''' (awkward) [[CrowningMomentOfFunny It seemed neater]].
->'''Cobb:''' Looks like we have our ten hours.
->-- ''Film/{{Inception}}''

->''"Yaaay, Russia was awesome! ...for the obscenely wealthy."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', ''{{Anastasia}}''

->''Money, it's a hit\\
Don't give me that do goody-good bullshit...''
-->--'''Music/PinkFloyd''', "Money"

->"When I think of the good things that life has to give,
->I'm reluctantly forced to agree
->That the number of people who know how to live
->Is restricted, quite simply, to me.

->For life is like cricket - we play by the rules -
->But the secret which few people know,
->Which keep men of class well apart from the fools
->Is to think up the rules as you go."
-->-- ''TheRoarOfTheGreasepaintTheSmellOfTheCrowd''

->''"Why do humans keep thinking that minimum wage buys undying loyalty?"''

-> '''Ward:''' What are your powers?
-> '''[[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob Augustus St. Cloud]]:''' [[CrimefightingWithCash I have an inordinate amount, of money.]]

-> '''Mr Hyde:''' I am no gentleman, no, but I have money.

-> "Objection! The jury will note that my client is a wealthy celebrity!"

-> I'm famous! FUCK YOU! I can do whatever I want! Those are the rules, civilian!

-->-- '''AmbroseBierce''', ''Literature/TheDevilsDictionary''

-->--Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde (1931)

--> from ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1333#comic #1333]]

-->-- '''Oliver''', ''IAmAGeniusOfUnspeakableEvilAndIWantToBeYourClassPresident''

->''"I care not what puppet is placed upon the throne of England to rule the Empire on which the sun never sets. The man who controls Britain's money supply controls the British Empire, and I control the British money supply."''
-->-- Quote attributed to '''Nathan Meyer Rothschild'''

-->-- AmbroseBierce, ''Literature/TheDevilsDictionary''

->''"You've heard of the Golden Rule, haven't you? 'Whoever has the gold makes the rules.'"''
-->-- '''Jafar''', ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}''

->''"It is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God."''
-->--'''Jesus Christ'''

->''"They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'."''
-->-- '''Daniel Tosh'''

->''"I'm '''rich!''' I can do '''anything!'''"''
-->-- '''Scrooge [=McDuck's=] EvilTwin''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales''

->''"I'm incredibly rich, so no one will think of pressing charges."''
-->-- '''[[TropeNamer Kaiba]]''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->''"It's a shame rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law. Otherwise, we could just call the police."''
-->-- '''Yugi''', ''Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series''

-->--''TheVentureBros'', "What Color Is Your Cleansuit?"

->''"Your Holiness," said a Sentry quietly and respectfully,"A diplomat from the Scottish Empire requests an audience."''

->''"Your Holiness," he grunted, upending the sack he held and pouring a massive pile of florins onto the desk,"You have no problem with the Scottish Empire."''

->''And Alferius, well known for his rather "uncatholic" tastes, stared at the money for only a few seconds before saying,"I have no problem with the Scottish Empire." ''

->'''Saito:'''(awkward) [[CrowningMomentOfFunny It seemed neater]].

-->--Music/PinkFloyd, "Money"

->''I prey on the innocent. It's how I made my fortune, and, quite frankly, it's fun.''

->''They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with "just kidding".''

-->-- {{Deadpool}}

-->-- '''Scrooge [=McDuck's=] EvilTwin''', ''DuckTales''

-->-- ''the Chorus of the New York Upper Crust'', ''How to Make your Own Gilbert and Sullivan Opera''

-> '''Helena''': I'm quite happy to finish my time and pay my debt to society.
-> '''Peggy Peabody''': Helena, for God's sake, pull yourself together. You're a Peabody.
-> '''Helena''': What difference does that make?
-> '''Peggy Peabody''': Peabody's don't have debts, darling. Not to anyone. And certainly not to society.

-->''[[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Scotsman/chapter18.html Chapter 18]] of [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Scotsman Jerusalem's]] LetsPlay of [[TotalWar Medieval II: Total War]]''

->'''Abbie Carmichael''': The laws for the rich are different.
->'''Jack [=McCoy=]''': ''What'' laws for the rich?

->'''Eames''': We need at least a good ten hours.
->'''Saito''': Sydney to Los Angeles. One of the longest flights in the world. He makes it every two weeks.
->'''Cobb''': He must be flying privately.
->'''Saito''': Not if there was unexpected maintenance with his plane...
->'''Arthur''': It would have to be a 747.
->'''Cobb''': Why is that?
->'''Arthur''': Because on a 747 the pilot is up top, and the first class cabin is in the nose, so no one would walk through. But you'd have to buy out the entire cabin. And the first class flight attendant.
->'''Saito''': I bought the airline.

->'''Saito''':(awkward) [[CrowningMomentOfFunny It seemed neater]].
->'''Cobb''': Looks like we have our ten hours.

->"Yaaay, Russia was awesome! ...for the obscenely wealthy."
-->--TheNostalgiaChick, ''{{Anastasia}}''

->''Money, it's a hit / Don't give me that do goody-good bullshit...''

-> No! I never lose! I'm too rich to lose!
-->-- '''Remy Buxaplenty''', ''TheFairlyOddparents'' storybook "Scout's Honor"

-->--[[TropeNamer Kaiba]], ''YuGiOh TheAbridgedSeries''

-->-- '''Yugi''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

-->-- TheRoarOfTheGreasepaintTheSmellOfTheCrowd

-> Whose peace do the Goldcloaks enforce when the Hand proclaims one king and the Queen other? [Laughs] The man who pays them.

-> You and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic - it's MONEY! ''Buckets'' of it.

-> Why do humans keep thinking that minimum wage buys undying loyalty?
-->--'''Sam Starfall''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2200/fc02192.htm]]

-> Ian rolled his eyes. Laws were for poor people.
-->-- ''Operation Trinity'', The39Clues

-->-- '''John Bradshaw Layfield''', ''{{WWE}} Monday Night Raw''

-->-- '''Earl about Chubby Sr.''', ''{{My Name Is Earl}}''

-> '''Peggy Peabody''': Peabody's don't have debts, darling. Not to anyone. And certainly not to society.

-->''[[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Scotsman/chapter18.html Chapter 18]] of [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Scotsman Jerusalem's]] {{Lets Play}} of [[TotalWar Medieval II: Total War]]''

-->--TheNostalgiaChick, ''{{Anastasia}}''

-->--PinkFloyd, "Money"

-->--'''Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish''', ''ASongOfIceAndFire[=/=]GameOfThrones''

-->--'''Sam Starfall''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2200/fc02192.htm]]

->-- ''{{Inception}}''

> Why do humans keep thinking that minimum wage buys undying loyalty?

-->--'''Doctor Facilier''', ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog''

-->-- '''Yugi''', ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}}''

-->--'''Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish''', ''ASongOfIceAndFire[=/=]GameOfThrones''

-->-- TheRoarOfTheGreasepaintTheSmellOfTheCrowd

-->-- Jafar, ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}''

->''"You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules."''
-->-- '''Jafar''', ''{{Disney/Aladdin}}''

-->-- AmbroseBierce, ''[=~The Devil's Dictionary~=]''

-->-- '''Oliver''', ''[=~ I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President ~=]''

-->-- '''Yugi''', ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}}''

->''"It's a shame rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law, otherwise we could just call the police!"
-->-- Yugi, ''Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series''