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-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-10-25 25th of October, 2014)]]

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-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-10-25 25th of October, 2014)]]October 2014]]
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->"Invincible's right. I'm out of my league. Except... I've got ''money!''"
-->'''Machine Head''', ''WesternAnimation/Invincible2021''
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-->--'''Loretta Crandall''', ''VisualNovel/HighSchoolStory''

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-->--'''Loretta Crandall''', ''VisualNovel/HighSchoolStory''Crandall''' admonishing her son on [[SubvertedTrope the rare occasion they can't resort to this]], ''[[VisualNovel/HighSchoolStory High School Story: Class Act]]''
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->''Brian, you dolt! We told you, we can only bribe our problems away against poor people!''
-->--'''Loretta Crandall''', ''VisualNovel/HighSchoolStory''
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->'''Stan:''' Butters, ''dude''!\\
'''Butters:''' What?\\
'''Stan:''' You can't call my girlfriend a bitch!\\
'''Butters:''' Oh. ...Well, I'm saying the bitch should be out there working, is all! What you doing, bitch? Just giving kisses to Stan for free? You should be making some motherfucking money!\\
'''Wendy:''' ''Stan!''\\
'''Stan:''' Butters, seriously. If you don't stop this, I'll kick your ass!\\
'''Butters:''' ''(pulls out $100)'' Clyde, here's a hundred bucks. If Stan comes near me, punch him.\\
'''Clyde:''' Wowie!\\
'''Cartman:''' ...Dude, we've created a monster.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "[[Recap/SouthParkS13E9ButtersBottomBitch Butters' Bottom Bitch]]"



-->--U.S. Attorney General '''Eric Holder''', "Charging the Corporation: Collateral Consequences"

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-->--U.-->-- U.S. Attorney General '''Eric Holder''', "Charging the Corporation: Collateral Consequences"



-->--'''[[https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1131204731827826690 internethippo]]''' on Twitter


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-->--'''[[https://twitter.-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1131204731827826690 internethippo]]''' on Twitter

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->''I'm rich, Mike. One of the best things about being rich is the security of knowing you can buy your way out of any problem.''
-->-- '''Noah Taylor''', ''Series/DesperateHousewives''
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'''Schlock:''' I'm sorry about your van. Do you want some money?\\

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'''Schlock:''' ->'''Schlock:''' I'm sorry about your van. Do you want some money?\\
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'''Schlock:''' I'm sorry about your van. Do you want some money?\\
'''Delivery Guy:''' You can't just buy your way out of... ''**sees the sum**'' I guess you '''can''' buy your way out of.\\
'''Kathryn:''' Wow. That bribe let you break the law '''and''' a prepositional phrase.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-10-25 25th of October, 2014)]]
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-->--Mayer Amschel Rothschild

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-->--Mayer -->--'''Mayer Amschel RothschildRothschild'''

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->''"Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes its laws."''
-->--Mayer Amschel Rothschild
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->"A gift here, a bribe there. When money talks, people listen. Like Stavros at the shipping company, or Schneider, the Interpol agent who looked the other way."
-->-- '''Lex Luthor''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', "[[Recap/JusticeLeagueS1E8And9InjusticeForAll Injustice for All]]"

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->"I'm incredibly rich, so no one will think of pressing charges."
-->-- '''Saito Kaiba''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->"It's a shame rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law. Otherwise, we could just call the police."
-->-- '''Yugi''', ''Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series''

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->"I'm incredibly rich, ->'''Kaiba:''' I'm going to go hire some thugs to kidnap you now. I'm a billionaire, so no one nobody will even think of about pressing charges."
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'''Grandpa:''' [[YouNeedToGetLaid That Kaiba kid needs to get laid.]]\\
'''Tristan:''' Big time.
-->-- '''Saito Kaiba''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->"It's ->''It's a shame rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law. Otherwise, we could just call the police."
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-->-- '''Yugi''', '''Yugi Muto''', ''Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series''
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->''"Thus, nothing but the law stands in my way, but I defy the law, my gold and my prestige keep me well beyond reach of those vulgar instruments of repression which should be employed only upon the common sort"''
-->-- '''The Duke of Blangis''', ''Literature/The120DaysOfSodom''

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->''"Thus, nothing but the law stands in my way, but I defy the law, my gold and my prestige keep me well beyond reach of those vulgar instruments of repression which should be employed only upon the common sort"''
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-->-- '''The Duke of de Blangis''', ''Literature/The120DaysOfSodom''
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->''"Thus, nothing but the law stands in my way, but I defy the law, my gold and my prestige keep me well beyond reach of those vulgar instruments of repression which should be employed only upon the common sort"''
-->-- '''The Duke of Blangis''', ''Literature/The120DaysOfSodom''
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->"Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!"
-->-- '''Princess Vespa''', ''Film/SpaceBalls''
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->'''Eddie''': How did that gargoyle get to be [[HangingJudge a Judge]]?!\\

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->'''Eddie''': How did that gargoyle [[ObviouslyEvil gargoyle]] get to be [[HangingJudge a Judge]]?!\\Judge]]?\\
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"''If it was up to him he'd just throw out his sales pitch and toss money at the problem without hearing what anyone has to say.''"

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->"You and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic. It's MONEY!'' Buckets ''of it."

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->"You and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic. It's MONEY!'' Buckets ''of MONEY! ''Buckets'' of it."
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->"I'm sorry, but she's rich and will probably get nothing more than a slap on the wrist."

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->"I'm sorry, but she's [Evelyn]'s rich and will probably get nothing more than a slap on the wrist."
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-->-- ''Series/AllThat''
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->'''Earboy''': Why were you [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext shooting arrows at fried chicken legs?]]
->'''H. Ross Perot''': 'Cause I got [[CatchPhrase FOUR]] ''[[CatchPhrase BILLION]]'' [[CatchPhrase DOLLARS!]] I can do whatever I want!
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"''If it was up to him he'd just throw out his sales pitch and toss money at the problem without hearing what anyone has to say.''"
-->-- '''Maia Simmons''' about her father '''Walter''', ''Fanfic/AbraxasHrodvitnon''
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