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''Red''': Jake's hooked up with a girl from each of those states.\\

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''Red''': '''Red''': Jake's hooked up with a girl from each of those states.\\
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->'''Marlin''': What's with all the Xs?\\
''Red''': Jake's hooked up with a girl from each of those states.\\
'''Marlin''': Yeah right. There are like 40 states accounted for here.\\
'''Jake''': 42.\\
'''Red''': And the fucker's parents are taking him to Alaska in August.
-->--''Film/AllTheBoysLoveMandyLane''

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->'''Mari:''' Everyone is Sugi-san's boyfriend.
-->--''Manga/GirlFriends''

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->''"These broads would hump the Leaning Tower of Pisa if they could get up there!"''
-->--'''Mrs. Mac''', ''Film/BlackChristmas1974''
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->''"The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be."''
-->--'''Riff Raff''' on '''Dr. Frank-N-Furter''', ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow''
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->#362: It is very unlikely my [[OurOgresAreHungrier half-ogre]] and the [[OurElvesAreBetter half-elf]], [[OurDragonsAreDifferent half-dragon]], [[OurDemonsAreDifferent tiefling]] and [[OurAngelsAreDifferent aasimar]] have the same dad.

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->#362: It is very unlikely my [[OurOgresAreHungrier half-ogre]] and the [[OurElvesAreBetter [[OurElvesAreDifferent half-elf]], [[OurDragonsAreDifferent half-dragon]], [[OurDemonsAreDifferent tiefling]] and [[OurAngelsAreDifferent aasimar]] have the same dad.
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-> ''Oholah played the whore while she was mine, and she lusted after her lovers the Assyrians, warriors clothed in purple, governors and commanders, all of them desirable young men, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment horsemen riding on horses]]. She bestowed her whoring upon them, the choicest men of Assyria all of them, and she defiled herself with all the idols of everyone after whom she lusted. She did not give up her whoring that she had begun in Egypt; for in her youth men had lain with her and handled her virgin bosom and poured out their whoring lust upon her. Therefore I delivered her into the hands of her lovers, into the hands of the Assyrians, after whom she lusted. These uncovered her nakedness; they seized her sons and her daughters; and as for her, they killed her with the sword; and she became a byword among women, when judgment had been executed on her.\\\
Her sister Oholibah saw this, and she became more corrupt than her sister in her lust and in her whoring, which was worse than that of her sister. She lusted after the Assyrians, governors and commanders, warriors clothed in full armor, horsemen riding on horses, all of them desirable young men. And I saw that she was defiled; they both took the same way. But she carried her whoring further. She saw men portrayed on the wall, the images of the Chaldeans portrayed in vermilion, wearing belts on their waists, with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them having the appearance of officers, a likeness of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea. When she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoring lust. And after she was defiled by them, she turned from them in disgust. When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister. Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.''
-->--''Literature/TheBible''
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->'''Lady:''' And Lulu! And Fifi! And Rosita Chiquita--[[OverlyLongSpanishName w-w-whatever ner name is!]]

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->'''Lady:''' And Lulu! And Fifi! And Rosita Chiquita--[[OverlyLongSpanishName Chiquita--[[OverlyLongName w-w-whatever ner her name is!]]
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-->-- '''Creator/NoelCoward''' (on seeing a poster of the film ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them'' featuring closeted [[BiTheWay bisexual]] actor Sir Creator/MichaelRedgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)

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-->-- '''Creator/NoelCoward''' (on seeing a poster of the film ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them'' featuring closeted [[BiTheWay bisexual]] bisexual actor Sir Creator/MichaelRedgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)
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->''"Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked!"''
-->--'''Rocco''', ''Film/TheBoondockSaints''
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->'''Tramp:''' Who could ever harm a cute little trick like you?
->'''Lady:''' Trick? ''Trick!'' That reminds me! ''Who'' is Trixie?!
->'''Tramp:''' Trixie?
->'''Lady:''' And Lulu! And Fifi! And Rosita Chiquita--[[OverlyLongSpanishName w-w-whatever ner name is!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp''

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'''Launchpad:''' Right. Of course. But if it was, I'd say that it's good to see you find that special someone. And that someone can be many things. A friend, a confidant, a deadly ninja, a forbidden mermaid, a were-duck, a clone of yourself, a Viking shield-maiden, a talking cloud of energy that one time...

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'''Launchpad:''' Right. Of course. But if it was, I'd say that it's good to see you find that special someone. And that someone can be many things. A friend, a confidant, a deadly ninja, a forbidden mermaid, a were-duck, [[ScrewYourself a clone of yourself, yourself]], a Viking shield-maiden, a talking cloud of energy that one time...
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->'''Blanche''': This is the most bizarre evening I've ever spent with a man.\\
'''Rose''': Including the time with the Nicaraguan Jai Alai team?\\
'''Dorothy''': She said one man. That was the most bizarre evening she spent with a team.
-->--''Series/TheGoldenGirls''
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->'''Darren:''' Actually, I get tested every time I have a new partner. My last results came in clean last Thursday.\\
'''Hazel:''' So why are you getting tested with us tomorrow?\\
'''Darren:''' Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and some guy I met at a bus stop. HOT.
-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlsWithSlingshots''
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-->-- ''Discworld/TheShepherdsCrown''

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-->-- ''Discworld/TheShepherdsCrown''
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->''In those days-- again, ah! how different I was then-- the word love meant nothing to me. As far as I was concerned, the world was full of beautiful female cats who were simply waiting for my attentions. But though I paid them court, and chased them and sang to them, I never allowed myself to be made unhappy by them.''
-->-- '''Pufftail''', ''Literature/{{Stray}}''
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->''"I was just a girl, and I was madly in love with Charles. But then he had to go on naval maneuvers, and [[AbsenceMakesTheHeartGoYonder I fell under the spell]] of another gentleman. Well, I say gentleman--it was the Argentine polo team."''
-->-- '''Camilla''', ''Series/TheWindsors''
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->''She's had some decent lovers, some downright awful ones, too. Just because she is the top bounty hunter in the galaxy doesn't mean she can be choosy when the need overcomes her. As a result she has bedded rich men, powerful men, handsome men, not so handsome men, co-workers, rivals, employers, targets. Things never last beyond their one night together, and she rarely remembers names. Some she has felt affection for, others she disliked, and only one has she ever loved.''
-->-- ''Fanfic/ChaosAndTheAftermath''

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-->-- an Comicbook/IronMan story in ''Tales of Suspense''

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->'''ComicBook/CarolDanvers:''' Don’t you have any feelings about life, or love? Have you ever been in love, Iva?\\
'''Iva Kann:''' I have mated, Ca-Rol Danvers. Probably more times than you.
-->-- ''Fanfic/APrizeForThreeEmpires''
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->'''Launchpad:''' So, what's this big date?\\
'''Fenton:''' Not a date.\\
'''Launchpad:''' Right. Of course. But if it was, I'd say that it's good to see you find that special someone. And that someone can be many things. A friend, a confidant, a deadly ninja, a forbidden mermaid, a were-duck, a clone of yourself, a Viking shield-maiden, a talking cloud of energy that one time...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "The Dangerous Chemistry of Gandra Dee!"
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->My dear lady, this is the list\\
Of the beauties [[Literature/DonJuan my master]] has loved,\\
A list which I have compiled.\\
Observe, read along with me.\\
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In Italy, six hundred and forty;\\
In Germany, two hundred and thirty-one;\\
A hundred in France; in Turkey, ninety-one;\\
But in Spain already one thousand and three.
-->-- '''Leporello''', ''Theatre/DonGiovanni''
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-->"Last week, I was punished for calling [[Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley]] a bargain basement slut - yeah - and I also called her the filthiest, dirtiest, most disgustingly skankiest, brutal, bottom-feeding trashbag ho I had ever - EEEEEEVER - seen in my life. So I came out here tonight to apologize. [boos] I came to apologize to all of the bargain basement sluts...and to all of the filthy, disgusting, dirty, skanky, brutal, bottom-feeding, trashbag ho's - I apologize for even comparing you to the miserable slimeball pig that IS Stephanie [=McMahon=]-Helmsley. So I apologize for offending anybody (with the exception of Stephy Baby)."
-->--Wrestling/ChrisJericho, ''Wrestling/{{WWERAW}}'', April 17, 2000
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-->"It's true, I will do anything for my chance, unlike Wrestling/TrishStratus, who will do ANYONE!"
-->--[[Wrestling/LisaMarieVaron Victoria]], ''Wrestling/{{WWERAW}}'', October 14, 2002
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->'''Ghirahim:''' You get ''love letters?'' I assumed you only got official complaints and hate mail.\\
'''Vaati:''' Well, some of it probably is. My girlfriends tend to get upset when they find out about each other.
-->-- ''Webcomic/ATaleOfTwoRulers''
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->'''Ross:''' Even if she doesn't know anything about babies, I do. I have a son. And his mother and I didn't live together, and whenever he was with me, I took care of him all the time, by myself!\\

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->'''Ross:''' Even if she doesn't know anything about babies, [about babies], I do. I have a son. And his mother and I didn't live together, and whenever he was with me, I took care of him all the time, by myself!\\
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'''Judy:''' That's true...you do have another child...with another woman. Have you no control, Ross?

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'''Judy:''' '''Mrs. Green:''' That's true...you do have another child...with another woman. Have you no control, Ross?

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->Besides, Lyta was never taken with ComicBook/PowerGirl. Kara had an attitude problem, and Lyta figured she also slept around. She was pretty sure that Syl and PG had done the deed, and Kara might have had a one-nighter with that Firestorm guy at a JLA / JSA party. Plus there was Andrew Vinson.\\
Nope, Kara was just too full of herself. Lyta suspected she was full of something else, too. Little Miss Longlegs from Krypton should just pick herself one guy to sleep with, like Lyta herself had done.
-->-- ''Fanfic/AForceOfFour''



->I'm just not a one-woman woman. [[ImmortalityBisexuality I've lived for a long time, and I've developed very cavalier attitudes towards romantic encounters]]. So you need to know right now, there will be other women. And men. And occasionally one of each at the same time, or two of one, or several of each in varying combinations, and of course you can be one of the women involved in any of those situations, and...

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->I'm ->''"Besides, Lyta was never taken with ComicBook/PowerGirl. Kara had an attitude problem, and Lyta figured she also slept around. She was pretty sure that Syl and PG had done the deed, and Kara might have had a one-nighter with that Firestorm guy at a JLA / JSA party. Plus there was Andrew Vinson.\\
Nope, Kara was just too full of herself. Lyta suspected she was full of something else, too. Little Miss Longlegs from Krypton should just pick herself one guy to sleep with, like Lyta herself had done."''
-->-- ''Fanfic/AForceOfFour''

->''"I'm
just not a one-woman woman. [[ImmortalityBisexuality I've lived for a long time, and I've developed very cavalier attitudes towards romantic encounters]]. So you need to know right now, there will be other women. And men. And occasionally one of each at the same time, or two of one, or several of each in varying combinations, and of course you can be one of the women involved in any of those situations, and..."''



->She's the village bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!

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->She's ->''"She's the village bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!ride!"''



->Don't gimme that! You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...I could go on forever, baby!

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->Don't ->''"Don't gimme that! You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...I could go on forever, baby!baby!"''



->And as for you...if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, I'd have to hide it!
-->'''Captain Tucker''', ''Film/INowPronounceYouChuckAndLarry''

->Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid... alright, he probably will.

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->And ->''"And as for you...if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, I'd have to hide it!
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-->-- '''Captain
Tucker''', ''Film/INowPronounceYouChuckAndLarry''

->Excuse ->''"Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid... alright, he probably will."''



->If we had to avoid every guy [Becca]'s had sex with on public transportation, we'd never leave the apartment.

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->If ->''"If we had to avoid every guy [Becca]'s had sex with on public transportation, we'd never leave the apartment."''



->''"Good luck captain. I think you're [[ShoutOut about to go where]]... ''[[ReallyGetsAround everyone]]'' [[Franchise/StarTrek has gone before]]."''
-->-- '''[[DeadpanSnarker Ivanova]]''', ''Series/BabylonFive''



->'''The Doctor:''' You're not the first, you know. I did travel with another immortal once. Captain Jack Harkness.\\
'''Ashildr:''' Who?\\
'''The Doctor:''' He'll get 'round to you eventually.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''



-->--''Series/{{Frasier}}'', "Are You Being Served?"

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-->--''Series/{{Frasier}}'', -->-- ''Series/{{Frasier}}'', "Are You Being Served?"



->Oh ''that's'' rich, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers.

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->Oh ->''"You've dated every man in town except Mr. Larry at the beauty parlor and a few shut-ins."''
-->-- '''Thelma Harper''', ''Series/MamasFamily''

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''that's'' rich, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers."''



->How perfectly vile. If ''that's'' the sort of company you kept before meeting me, it's no wonder you ended up with Picard.

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->How ->''"How perfectly vile. If ''that's'' the sort of company you kept before meeting me, it's no wonder you ended up with Picard."''



->I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside.

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->'''The Doctor:''' I had an immortal companion once. Captain Jack Harkness. Have you met him?\\
'''Ashildr:''' No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' He'll get around to you eventually.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

->"Good luck captain. I think you're [[ShoutOut about to go where]]... ''[[ReallyGetsAround everyone]]'' [[Franchise/StarTrek has gone before]]."
-->-- '''[[DeadpanSnarker Ivanova]]''', ''Series/BabylonFive''

->You've dated every man in town except Mr. Larry at the beauty parlor and a few shut-ins.
-->--'''Thelma Harper''', ''Series/MamasFamily''



->Samantha has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard ''HMS Belfast'', and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha solemnly tossed them over the side.

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->Samantha ->"''Samantha has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard ''HMS Belfast'', and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha solemnly tossed them over the side."''



->You know... I'm glad now that your mother refused my advances all those years ago, because at least I ''know'' you're not my son. ''There aren't many who can say that.''

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->You ->''"You know... I'm glad now that your mother refused my advances all those years ago, because at least I ''know'' you're not my son. ''There aren't many who can say that.''''"''



->Monogamy is for the weak!

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->We coddle the wealthy today, but back in the '60s and '70s, we forced each of them to marry Zsa Zsa Gabor for a year or two. She's been with so many millionaires that her gynecologist bought a boat with all the watches he found in her birth canal. Of course back then it was called a ''vaginopithecus africanus''...Zsa Zsa Gabor's genitals deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award.

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->We ->''"We coddle the wealthy today, but back in the '60s and '70s, we forced each of them to marry Zsa Zsa Gabor for a year or two. She's been with so many millionaires that her gynecologist bought a boat with all the watches he found in her birth canal. Of course back then it was called a ''vaginopithecus africanus''...Zsa Zsa Gabor's genitals deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award."''



->Congratulations to Canadian-American daisy petal Creator/PamelaAnderson! When she married her third ex-husband Rick Salomon for the second time in January, we all thought they’d annul the hell out of that marriage as soon as the coke buzz wore off. But she somehow managed to make it to 6 months before she thought to herself, "Eh, I'm bored of this peen again, NEXT!" ...You know how some hos say that break-up sex is the best kind of sex? Maybe Pamela Anderson is way past that and she can only bust a nut if she’s [[SerialSpouse freshly divorced]] from the dude.

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->Congratulations ->''"Congratulations to Canadian-American daisy petal Creator/PamelaAnderson! When she married her third ex-husband Rick Salomon for the second time in January, we all thought they’d annul the hell out of that marriage as soon as the coke buzz wore off. But she somehow managed to make it to 6 months before she thought to herself, "Eh, I'm bored of this peen again, NEXT!" ...You know how some hos say that break-up sex is the best kind of sex? Maybe Pamela Anderson is way past that and she can only bust a nut if she’s [[SerialSpouse freshly divorced]] from the dude."''



->Like [[FlyoverCountry Kansas]], flat, white and easy to enter.

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->Francine, I'm looking at you now, I'm listening to you speak, but all I can see is you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before the ground assault began.

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->Francine, ->''"Francine, I'm looking at you now, I'm listening to you speak, but all I can see is you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before the ground assault began."''



->For shit's sake, Mother, how short is the list of guys you ''HAVEN'T'' screwed?!

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->For ->''"For shit's sake, Mother, how short is the list of guys you ''HAVEN'T'' screwed?!screwed?!"''



->If all the sorority girls in the country were laid end to end... [[BaitAndSwitchComment I wouldn't be a bit surprised.]]

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->If ->''"If all the sorority girls in the country were laid end to end... [[BaitAndSwitchComment I wouldn't be a bit surprised.]]]]"''



->Michael Redgrave and Dirk Bogarde in ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them''? I don't see why not. Everyone else has.
-->--'''Creator/NoelCoward''' (on seeing a poster of the film ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them'' featuring closeted [[BiTheWay bisexual]] actor Sir Creator/MichaelRedgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)

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->Michael ->''"Michael Redgrave and Dirk Bogarde in ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them''? I don't see why not. Everyone else has. \n-->--'''Creator/NoelCoward''' "''
-->-- '''Creator/NoelCoward'''
(on seeing a poster of the film ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them'' featuring closeted [[BiTheWay bisexual]] actor Sir Creator/MichaelRedgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)
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->You've dated every man in town except Mr. Larry at the beauty parlor and a few shut-ins.
-->--'''Thelma Harper''', ''Series/MamasFamily''
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'''Judy:''' That true...you do have another child...with another woman. Have you no control, Ross?

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'''Judy:''' That That's true...you do have another child...with another woman. Have you no control, Ross?

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