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    Comic Books 

Sitwell: I wasn't aware that Mr. Stark had such a large—and, ahem—lovely fan club!
Girl 1: Fan club my false eye lashes! We happen to be his girl friends!!
Sitwell: All of you??!
Girl 1: Of course not!
Girl 2: Most of the others couldn't come!
— an Iron Man story in Tales of Suspense

    Fanfiction 

"Besides, Lyta was never taken with Power Girl. Kara had an attitude problem, and Lyta figured she also slept around. She was pretty sure that Syl and PG had done the deed, and Kara might have had a one-nighter with that Firestorm guy at a JLA / JSA party. Plus there was Andrew Vinson.
Nope, Kara was just too full of herself. Lyta suspected she was full of something else, too. Little Miss Longlegs from Krypton should just pick herself one guy to sleep with, like Lyta herself had done."

"I'm just not a one-woman woman. I've lived for a long time, and I've developed very cavalier attitudes towards romantic encounters. So you need to know right now, there will be other women. And men. And occasionally one of each at the same time, or two of one, or several of each in varying combinations, and of course you can be one of the women involved in any of those situations, and..."
Amaterasu, Infinity

Carol Danvers: Don’t you have any feelings about life, or love? Have you ever been in love, Iva?
Iva Kann: I have mated, Ca-Rol Danvers. Probably more times than you.

Ghirahim: You get love letters? I assumed you only got official complaints and hate mail.
Vaati: Well, some of it probably is. My girlfriends tend to get upset when they find out about each other.

She's had some decent lovers, some downright awful ones, too. Just because she is the top bounty hunter in the galaxy doesn't mean she can be choosy when the need overcomes her. As a result she has bedded rich men, powerful men, handsome men, not so handsome men, co-workers, rivals, employers, targets. Things never last beyond their one night together, and she rarely remembers names. Some she has felt affection for, others she disliked, and only one has she ever loved.

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    Film — Live-Action 

"She's the village bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!"
Austin Powers on Alotta Fagina

"Don't gimme that! You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...I could go on forever, baby!"
Gangster Johnny, Home Alone (actually Angels With Even Filthier Souls, a movie within a movie)

"And as for you...if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, I'd have to hide it!"

"Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid... alright, he probably will."

"If we had to avoid every guy [Becca]'s had sex with on public transportation, we'd never leave the apartment."
Mike, Set It Up

    Literature 
Freyja was the goddess said to have forgotten her chastity inside her mother when she was born.

"I'm never unfaithful. You take that back right now. I'm the most faithful lady in the whole court. I'm faithful to at least a dozen young men all at the same time."
Empress Elysoun, The Shining Ones

Tiffany: How many husbands have you actually had, Nanny?
Nanny Ogg: Three of my own, and let's just say I've run out of fingers on the rest, as it were...

In those days— again, ah! how different I was then— the word love meant nothing to me. As far as I was concerned, the world was full of beautiful female cats who were simply waiting for my attentions. But though I paid them court, and chased them and sang to them, I never allowed myself to be made unhappy by them.
Pufftail, Stray

    Live-Action TV 

Peggy: I need you to get me a list of all the women that Howard has entertained in the last year.
Jarvis: I don't think there’s enough ink in the whole of New York to complete that request.
Peggy: Fine. Just in the last six months, then. Is that possible?
Jarvis: Oh yes. Yes, I suggest we start with the Western hemisphere.
Peggy: Oh, please.

"Good luck captain. I think you're about to go where... everyone has gone before."

K.C. Kolowski: So what's the problem?
Lt. Colleen McMurphy: It's not just ME. I slept with one man last night and a different man the night before.
K.C Kolowski: Eh, we're in the middle of a sexual revolution, grab a pike, man a barricade.

The Doctor: You're not the first, you know. I did travel with another immortal once. Captain Jack Harkness.
Ashildr: Who?
The Doctor: He'll get 'round to you eventually.

Roz: "Dozens of men?" Did you tell her that?!
Frasier: Well, forgive me for keeping track!

Roz: I read somewhere that if you have physical contact on a regular basis, it can actually extend your life.
Fraiser: Well, in that case, you should outlive styrofoam.
Frasier, "Are You Being Served?"

Chandler: Joe, um... you've had a lot of sex, right?
Joey: When, today? [shrugs] Some, not a lot.

Ross: Even if she doesn't know anything [about babies], I do. I have a son. And his mother and I didn't live together, and whenever he was with me, I took care of him all the time, by myself!
Mrs. Green: That's true...you do have another child...with another woman. Have you no control, Ross?

IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER?!

"You've dated every man in town except Mr. Larry at the beauty parlor and a few shut-ins."
Thelma Harper, Mama's Family

"Oh that's rich, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers."
Lister, Red Dwarf, "Parallel Universe"

"How perfectly vile. If that's the sort of company you kept before meeting me, it's no wonder you ended up with Picard."
Q to Vash, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Q-Less"

"I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside."
Dean Winchester, Supernatural

"I was just a girl, and I was madly in love with Charles. But then he had to go on naval maneuvers, and I fell under the spell of another gentleman. Well, I say gentleman—it was the Argentine polo team."
Camilla, The Windsors

    Music 

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah, give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows
Leonard Cohen, "Everybody Knows"

Her thighs are full of tales to tell
Of all the nights she's known
Scott Walker, "Montague Terrace (In Blue)"

     Professional Wrestling 
"It's true, I will do anything for my chance, unlike Trish Stratus, who will do ANYONE!"
Victoria, WWE Raw, October 14, 2002

"Last week, I was punished for calling Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley a bargain basement slut - yeah - and I also called her the filthiest, dirtiest, most disgustingly skankiest, brutal, bottom-feeding trashbag ho I had ever - EEEEEEVER - seen in my life. So I came out here tonight to apologize. [boos] I came to apologize to all of the bargain basement sluts...and to all of the filthy, disgusting, dirty, skanky, brutal, bottom-feeding, trashbag ho's - I apologize for even comparing you to the miserable slimeball pig that IS Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. So I apologize for offending anybody (with the exception of Stephy Baby)."
Chris Jericho, WWE Raw, April 17, 2000

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    Radio 

"Samantha has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard HMS Belfast, and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha solemnly tossed them over the side."
Humphrey Lyttleton, I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue

    Theatre 

She blushes a lot, but she'll never say no
When her motor is running, this girl don't sit still
The girl gets around!
Footloose, "The Girl Gets Around"

Maggie: ...I feel that I need some...wider experience.
Max: Oh. Sure. I get it. You mean like Diana.
Maggie: Diana?
Max: Desdemona. Soprano.
Maggie: Oh, her.
Max: She's flinging her way through the whole cast. All the men are getting flung out. You should see the guy who plays Iago. He's supposed to be evil. He can barely walk.
Maggie: Max -
Max: He's limping now -
Lend Me a Tenor by Ken Ludwig

My dear lady, this is the list
Of the beauties my master has loved,
A list which I have compiled.
Observe, read along with me.

In Italy, six hundred and forty;
In Germany, two hundred and thirty-one;
A hundred in France; in Turkey, ninety-one;
But in Spain already one thousand and three.
Leporello, Don Giovanni

    Video Games 

"You know... I'm glad now that your mother refused my advances all those years ago, because at least I know you're not my son. There aren't many who can say that."

Leliana: You are utterly impossible.
Zevran: On the contrary, I am often told how very easy I am, my dear.

    Visual Novels 

Judge: Other boyfriend?!? You have several?!?
Angel Starr: Yes, "this boyfriend," "that boyfriend," and "the other boyfriend." Care to join? The "yet another boyfriend" position is still open.
Judge: ...I-I'll stick to overseeing cases thank you very much.
Ema Skye: Note to self: the judge had to think before replying.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, "Rise From the Ashes"

    Webcomics 

"Monogamy is for the weak!"

Sabine: Nale, sugar, I'm literally an evil incarnation of illicit sex, do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with? Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.
Nale: You - you were gone for three hours!
Sabine: Yeah, well, I had errands to run, too.

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    Web Original 

i really dont know why cuchulainn made that last promise
because he is physically incapable
of keeping it in his pants
it is like his penis is some kind of unruly seamonster

David: The subplot during all of this is Lois being angry at being cut out of the action, since she wants to help, so she ends up flying to Miami to get bitched at by Mera for basically being a starfucker.
Chris: Yes. I wasn't aware of this going in, but apparently Smallville Lois is the Justice League's doorknob: everyone gets a turn.
Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville, "Patriot"

"We coddle the wealthy today, but back in the '60s and '70s, we forced each of them to marry Zsa Zsa Gabor for a year or two. She's been with so many millionaires that her gynecologist bought a boat with all the watches he found in her birth canal. Of course back then it was called a vaginopithecus africanus...Zsa Zsa Gabor's genitals deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award."

"Congratulations to Canadian-American daisy petal Pamela Anderson! When she married her third ex-husband Rick Salomon for the second time in January, we all thought they’d annul the hell out of that marriage as soon as the coke buzz wore off. But she somehow managed to make it to 6 months before she thought to herself, "Eh, I'm bored of this peen again, NEXT!" ...You know how some hos say that break-up sex is the best kind of sex? Maybe Pamela Anderson is way past that and she can only bust a nut if she’s freshly divorced from the dude."

#362: It is very unlikely my half-ogre and the half-elf, half-dragon, tiefling and aasimar have the same dad.

"Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter."

Metis: ...What's so rare about a blue blob that gets it on with every other 'mon out there?
Ditto: ...One, most Ditto are purple. The chances of one being blue are about one in eight thousand something. Two, just because we can potentially breed with any fertile Pokémon doesn't mean we all do.
Metis: Ah. Numbers game and all that... And okay. Not all of them do. Do you?
(Ditto looks annoyed)
Metis: What? It's a legitimate question.
Ditto: ...Um...
Metis: Yes or no, come on, not a hard question.
Ditto: ...I have standards.
Metis: Oh, fine, be a party-pooper.

    Western Animation 

"Francine, I'm looking at you now, I'm listening to you speak, but all I can see is you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before the ground assault began."
Stan Smith, American Dad!

"For shit's sake, Mother, how short is the list of guys you HAVEN'T screwed?!"
Sterling Archer, Archer

Chief Running Water: Kid, I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans refer to as, "Bear With Wiiiiiiide Canyon."
Cartman: What do you mean?
Chief Running Water: She is, "Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together."
Cartman: Huh?
Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut.
South Park, "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut"

Launchpad: So, what's this big date?
Fenton: Not a date.
Launchpad: Right. Of course. But if it was, I'd say that it's good to see you find that special someone. And that someone can be many things. A friend, a confidant, a deadly ninja, a forbidden mermaid, a were-duck, a clone of yourself, a Viking shield-maiden, a talking cloud of energy that one time...
DuckTales (2017), "The Dangerous Chemistry of Gandra Dee!"

    Real Life 

"If all the sorority girls in the country were laid end to end... I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

"Michael Redgrave and Dirk Bogarde in The Sea Shall Not Have Them? I don't see why not. Everyone else has."
Noël Coward (on seeing a poster of the film The Sea Shall Not Have Them featuring closeted bisexual actor Sir Michael Redgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)


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