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-->"Chore Day"

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-->"Chore Day"Day"

->'''Sydney''': To do it tomorrow, you have to imagine it today.
-->"Backyard Moon Base"
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-->"How Come the Moon Changes Shape?"

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-->"How Come the Moon Changes Shape?"Shape?"

->'''Jet''': Whether a job is work or fun, it's all in the way you look at it.
-->"Chore Day"

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-->'''Sean''': Um, is this trip really necessary?
-->'''Sydney''': It's okay if you're scared, Sean.
-->'''Sean''': Well, I'm not scared, exactly. It's just that I like to be scientific about my space travel, and-
-->'''Carrot''': Me too, Sean. I get nervous about it sometimes.
-->'''Sean''': You do?
-->'''Carrot''': I do! But just because something makes you nervous doesn't mean you can't do it.

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-->'''Sean''': ->'''Sean''': Um, is this trip really necessary?
-->'''Sydney''': ->'''Sydney''': It's okay if you're scared, Sean.
-->'''Sean''': ->'''Sean''': Well, I'm not scared, exactly. It's just that I like to be scientific about my space travel, and-
-->'''Carrot''': ->'''Carrot''': Me too, Sean. I get nervous about it sometimes.
-->'''Sean''': ->'''Sean''': You do?
-->'''Carrot''': ->'''Carrot''': I do! But just because something makes you nervous doesn't mean you can't do it.it.
-->"How Come the Moon Changes Shape?"

->'''Mindy''': ''(whispering)'' Hey, Sunspot! I know there's only one moon. I just like making the big kids have to explain it over and over again. ''(giggles)''
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-->"Sean's Robotic Arm"

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-->"Sean's Robotic Arm"Arm"

-->'''Sean''': Um, is this trip really necessary?
-->'''Sydney''': It's okay if you're scared, Sean.
-->'''Sean''': Well, I'm not scared, exactly. It's just that I like to be scientific about my space travel, and-
-->'''Carrot''': Me too, Sean. I get nervous about it sometimes.
-->'''Sean''': You do?
-->'''Carrot''': I do! But just because something makes you nervous doesn't mean you can't do it.
-->"How Come the Moon Changes Shape?"
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-->"Comet Fever"

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-->"Comet Fever"Fever"

->'''Sean''': You guys, I know Neil Armstrong had challenges on his missions. But did he give up? Did he ever quit? No! And neither will we! No! Failure is not an option!
-->"Sean's Robotic Arm"
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-->"Constellation Prize"

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-->"Constellation Prize"Prize"

->'''Mitchell''': Dad, this sandbag is kind of heavy
->'''Mr. Peterson''': That's okay, son. Mine is too. Builds character.
->'''Mitchell''': I think my character’s big enough.
-->"Mindy's Weather Report"

->'''Face 9000''': Remember, don't try this without a grownup.
->'''Carrot''': Um, but I am a grownup...aren't I?
->'''Mindy''': I think he means me.
-->"Comet Fever"
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-->"Tiny Blue Dot"

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-->"Tiny Blue Dot"Dot"

->'''Carrot''': Ugh, so do any of these airtight containers here come with matching lids?
->'''Dr. Rafferty''': They all do! And look, a special compartment just for cherry tomatoes, huh?
->'''Carrot''': ''(putting the container on his head)'' Oh! You don't say. Just incredible. What will they think of next?
-->"Constellation Prize"
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-->"What's Up With Saturn's Rings?"

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-->"What's Up With Saturn's Rings?"Rings?"

-> '''Celery''': Carrot, are you alright?
-> '''Carrot''': I-I don't know. (sniff) I can't breathe through my nose, and I-I keep having these sudden face explosions!
-> '''Celery''': Oh, dear. This is very alarming!
-->"Endless Summer"

->'''Carrot''': Now, can I grow slices of moon pizza-cantaloupe? I hope...
-->"Castaway Carrot"

->'''Sean''': (moans) I think I left my stomach on Venus.
->'''Celery''': Ooh! Should we go back for it?
-->"Tiny Blue Dot"

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-->'''Mindy''': Jet, you know who's the best hooper in the whole universe? Saturn, 'cause it has a hoop ring around it, right?
-->'''Jet''': Right! Good one, Mindy.
-->'''Sydney''': Mindy, that's kind of brilliant and funny. A hooping planet.
-->'''Sean''': Mindy's right, but guys, I kind of said that about Saturn a second ago.
-->'''Jet''': Oh, right Sean. But I didn't think you said 'Saturn'. I heard wrong. I-I heard "ice cream sundae" or "Cincinnati" or "sauteed sausages".
-->'''Sean''': ''(under his breath)'' Ugh, fine.

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-->'''Mindy''': ->'''Mindy''': Jet, you know who's the best hooper in the whole universe? Saturn, 'cause it has a hoop ring around it, right?
-->'''Jet''': ->'''Jet''': Right! Good one, Mindy.
-->'''Sydney''': ->'''Sydney''': Mindy, that's kind of brilliant and funny. A hooping planet.
-->'''Sean''': ->'''Sean''': Mindy's right, but guys, I kind of said that about Saturn a second ago.
-->'''Jet''': ->'''Jet''': Oh, right Sean. But I didn't think you said 'Saturn'. I heard wrong. I-I heard "ice cream sundae" or "Cincinnati" or "sauteed sausages".
-->'''Sean''': ->'''Sean''': ''(under his breath)'' Ugh, fine.fine.
-->"What's Up With Saturn's Rings?"
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-->"Astronaut Ellen Ochoa"

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-->"Astronaut Ellen Ochoa"Ochoa"

-->'''Mindy''': Jet, you know who's the best hooper in the whole universe? Saturn, 'cause it has a hoop ring around it, right?
-->'''Jet''': Right! Good one, Mindy.
-->'''Sydney''': Mindy, that's kind of brilliant and funny. A hooping planet.
-->'''Sean''': Mindy's right, but guys, I kind of said that about Saturn a second ago.
-->'''Jet''': Oh, right Sean. But I didn't think you said 'Saturn'. I heard wrong. I-I heard "ice cream sundae" or "Cincinnati" or "sauteed sausages".
-->'''Sean''': ''(under his breath)'' Ugh, fine.
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-->"Sunday Drive"

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-->"Sunday Drive"Drive"

->'''Mindy''': I think we need to order an emergency pizza, to get the taste of these cookies out of our mouths.
->'''Face 9000''': Emergency pizza? Did my system correctly detect an attempt at Earth humor?
->'''Mindy''': Um.....yes!
->'''Face 9000''': Excellent, I am programmed to laugh encouragingly. Ha ha, ha ha ha, Mindy! Ha ha!
-->"Satellite Selfie"

->'''Carrot''': ''(looking into a mirror)'' Carrot is wearing a cutting-edge woolen Earth scarf. Ooh, all the rage.
-->"Castaway Carrot"

->'''Sean''': (sighs) Neptune this, Neptune that. But it's so far away! Like, more than 2 billion miles! And so cold!
->'''Jet''': Sean, are you talking to yourself?
->'''Sean''': Yes. Yes I am.
-->"Sean's Neptune Tune"

->'''Jet''': No way! A dog star? You can't be serious.
->'''Dr. Rafferty''': Actually, it is Sirius.
->'''Jet''': I get that it's serious, but I wonder what the star is called.
->'''Dr. Rafferty''': It's Sirius.
->'''Jet''': What's serious? I just want to know what's the dog star's name.
->'''Dr. Rafferty''': It's seriously called Sirius.
->'''Jet''': Whoa! Slow down...
-->"Constellation Prize"

->'''Dr. Bergs''': Since Ellen Ochoa isn't here yet, I'm going to refill my coffee cup.
->'''Dr. Skelley''': Okay, Bergs, but you might want to consider decaf.
->'''Dr. Bergs''': Why do you say that? ''(laughing in a hyper manner)''
->'''Dr. Skelley''': Oh, no reason.
-->"Astronaut Ellen Ochoa"

->'''Dr. Skelley''': What about your rule about staying calm in any emergency?
->'''Dr. Bergs''': '''''[[SuddenlyShouting THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE COFFEE EMERGENCIES!!!!!!!!]]'''''
-->"Astronaut Ellen Ochoa"
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-—>"Holidays in Boxwood Terrace"

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-—>"Holidays -->"Holidays in Boxwood Terrace"



—->"Satellite Selfie"

-->'''Carrot''': Can we please talk to an actual Bortronian?
-->'''Tech Support''': Please hold. We value your time and appreciate your business. Please stand by.
-->''(Hold music comes on, and Carrot dances to it)''
-->'''Tech Support''': Hello. Please state the nature of your request.
-->'''Celery''': The saucer won't start.
-->'''Tech Support''': Did you say, the monster is in a cart?
-->'''Celery and Carrot''': The saucer won't start!
-->'''Tech Support''': Got it. Are you in the saucer?
-->'''Carrot''': Yes!
-->'''Tech Support''': Are you sitting in front of the dashboard?
-->'''Celery''': Yes!
-->'''Tech Support''': Is the power on?
-->'''Carrot''': Yes!
-->'''Tech Support''': Is the saucer there?
-->''(Jet, Carrot, Celery, and Sunspot all do epic [[FacePalm facepalms]])''
-->'''Jet''': [[BluntYes YES!!!]] We're calling from it!
-->'''Tech Support''': Please hold. We value your time and appreciate your business. Please stand by.
-->''(Hold music comes on again, and Carrot dances with Sunspot)''
-->'''Tech Support''': Thank you for standing by.
——->"Sunday Drive"

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—->"Satellite -->"Satellite Selfie"

-->'''Carrot''': ->'''Carrot''': Can we please talk to an actual Bortronian?
-->'''Tech ->'''Tech Support''': Please hold. We value your time and appreciate your business. Please stand by.
-->''(Hold ->''(Hold music comes on, and Carrot dances to it)''
-->'''Tech ->'''Tech Support''': Hello. Please state the nature of your request.
-->'''Celery''': ->'''Celery''': The saucer won't start.
-->'''Tech ->'''Tech Support''': Did you say, the monster is in a cart?
-->'''Celery ->'''Celery and Carrot''': The saucer won't start!
-->'''Tech ->'''Tech Support''': Got it. Are you in the saucer?
-->'''Carrot''': ->'''Carrot''': Yes!
-->'''Tech ->'''Tech Support''': Are you sitting in front of the dashboard?
-->'''Celery''': ->'''Celery''': Yes!
-->'''Tech ->'''Tech Support''': Is the power on?
-->'''Carrot''': ->'''Carrot''': Yes!
-->'''Tech ->'''Tech Support''': Is the saucer there?
-->''(Jet, ->''(Jet, Carrot, Celery, and Sunspot all do epic [[FacePalm facepalms]])''
-->'''Jet''': ->'''Jet''': [[BluntYes YES!!!]] We're calling from it!
-->'''Tech ->'''Tech Support''': Please hold. We value your time and appreciate your business. Please stand by.
-->''(Hold ->''(Hold music comes on again, and Carrot dances with Sunspot)''
-->'''Tech ->'''Tech Support''': Thank you for standing by.
——->"Sunday -->"Sunday Drive"
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-->"That's One Gigantic Pumpkin, Jet Propulsion!"

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-->"That's One Gigantic Pumpkin, Jet Propulsion!"Propulsion!"

->'''Mr. Peterson''': Sheesh, another 'Surfing Santa' pitch. This is your third year as volunteer director of holiday pageants, Peterson! Everyone's gonna be expecting a new, fresh idea about Christmas! What are you gonna do, YOU'RE JUST ONE SCIENTIST!
-—>"Holidays in Boxwood Terrace"

->'''Sydney''': Jet, where in the world did you get the idea to put rutabaga and garlic into a cookie?!?"
->'''Jet''': Hey, someone had to be the first to try it.
—->"Satellite Selfie"

-->'''Carrot''': Can we please talk to an actual Bortronian?
-->'''Tech Support''': Please hold. We value your time and appreciate your business. Please stand by.
-->''(Hold music comes on, and Carrot dances to it)''
-->'''Tech Support''': Hello. Please state the nature of your request.
-->'''Celery''': The saucer won't start.
-->'''Tech Support''': Did you say, the monster is in a cart?
-->'''Celery and Carrot''': The saucer won't start!
-->'''Tech Support''': Got it. Are you in the saucer?
-->'''Carrot''': Yes!
-->'''Tech Support''': Are you sitting in front of the dashboard?
-->'''Celery''': Yes!
-->'''Tech Support''': Is the power on?
-->'''Carrot''': Yes!
-->'''Tech Support''': Is the saucer there?
-->''(Jet, Carrot, Celery, and Sunspot all do epic [[FacePalm facepalms]])''
-->'''Jet''': [[BluntYes YES!!!]] We're calling from it!
-->'''Tech Support''': Please hold. We value your time and appreciate your business. Please stand by.
-->''(Hold music comes on again, and Carrot dances with Sunspot)''
-->'''Tech Support''': Thank you for standing by.
——->"Sunday Drive"
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->'''Sean''': I know, but I'm just so proud that my mom is also a scientist.

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->'''Sean''': I know, but I'm just so proud that my mom is also a scientist. I think I should call you Dr. Mom.

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-> '''Sean''': "Not looking at the Sun from up close is better than not looking at the Sun from Earth."

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-> '''Sean''': "Not Not looking at the Sun from up close is better than not looking at the Sun from Earth."



->'''Dr. Rafferty''': You know, it's okay to call me Mom.
->'''Sean''': I know, but I'm just so proud that my mom is also a scientist.
->'''Dr. Rafferty''': Aw...
->(they hug)
-->"Constellation Prize"



--->"That's One Gigantic Pumpkin, Jet Propulsion!"

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--->"That's -->"That's One Gigantic Pumpkin, Jet Propulsion!"
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--->"Back to Bortron 7"

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--->"Back to Bortron 7"7"

->'''Lillian''': So, are you playing a detective?
->'''Mitchell''': I'm not playing one, I ''am'' one. And yes, I'm also dressed as one.
->'''Mindy''': Mitchell, remember you promised to go trick-or-treating with us?
->'''Lillian & Mindy''': We're ready to get candy!
->'''Mitchell''': Uh...well, okay. I'll go.
->'''Mindy''': Hooray! Let's start our magical night of trick-or-treating.
->'''Mitchell''': You mean our regular, non-magical night of trick-or-treating?
->'''Mindy''': Oh, Mitchell. Halloween is magical, you'll see.
--->"That's One Gigantic Pumpkin, Jet Propulsion!"
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-> '''Sean''': "Not looking at the Sun from up close is better than not looking at the Sun from Earth."
--> "How We Found Your Sun"
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-->"What Goes Up..."

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-->"What Goes Up...""

->'''Sean''': Can I say something?
->'''Carrot & Celery''': Sure, Sean.
->'''Sean''': Okay, ''[clears throat]'', '''WE'RE GOING TO BORTRON 7?!?'''
->'''Carrot''': Right, that's what we said.
->'''Sean''': But its far, really, really far. I mean, the moon is ok, and maybe Mars, but another part of the galaxy?!?
->'''Celery''': Oh, oh, oh! We can get you there and back and almost no time will have passed. We'll make it back Sunday morning, before your parental units get back from their conference!
->'''Carrot''': Peasy-easy, as you Earthies say!
->'''Sean''': Wow, really? And its "easy-peasy" to cross the galaxy on a weekend?
->'''Sydney''': Sean, think of all the things we'll see! Think of all the scientific discoveries! Think of what Bortron 7 has that Earth doesn't have!
->'''Sean''': Hmmmm, we could make a plan. A list of terrific scientific questions
->'''Sydney''': Yes, to compare Planet Earth with Bortron 7!
--->"Back to Bortron 7"
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->'''Sydney''': It's nice of you to help Sunspot. Did he bury [the remote] somewhere?
->'''Mindy''': Nope, I did. ''[beat]'' Hey, I'm only four. Live and learn.
-->"Backyard Moon Base"

->'''Jet''': ''[imitating Elvis Presley]'' Thank you, thank you very much.
-->"How Come the Moon Has Craters?"

->'''Sean''': You did great, Sydney. Next time, I'm gonna fly [the saucer]. Wait, don't quote me on that.
-->"What Goes Up..."

->'''Mitchell''': What kind of Earth pet parachutes? Someday I'll figure that Jet Propulsion out. Someday. '''JET PROPULSIONNNNN!!!!!!!!'''
-->"What Goes Up..."

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