History Quotes / PressStartToGameOver

-->-- '''''VideoGame/{{Nethack}}''''', if you are unlucky or [[TooDumbToLive incompetent]] enough to die on the first turn.

-->-- '''''VideoGame/DontShitYourPants'''''

-->-- VideoGame/PokemonGo Plus peripheral, if you try to catch a Pokémon and fail.

-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed''

->"''Nice! Fuckin' beautiful!'' The first ladder you see drops you into a pit where you get killed [[GoddamnedBats by a bird, or a bat]], whatever it is. And even if it wasn't there, I'd fall in the {{spikes|OfDoom}}. So it's basically death insurance: Let's put every kind of obstacle we can possibly think of ''in the very beginning of the game''. You know, I'm disappointed. Couldn't there have been {{lava|Pit}} on top of the spikes, with [[SharkPool fire-sharks swimming in it?]] Couldn't there be more spikes coming from the sides, ready to close in and squash me while stabbing at the same time? How 'bout some laser cannons and upside-down volcanoes? You wanna be even more efficient? Why even have the ladder? Why not just start the game ''falling down the pit?''"

->"Nice! Fuckin' beautiful! ''The first ladder you see'' drops you into a pit where you get killed [[GoddamnedBats by a bird, or a bat]], whatever it is. And even if it wasn't there, I'd fall in the {{spikes|OfDoom}}. So it's basically death insurance: Let's put every kind of obstacle we can possibly think of ''in the very beginning of the game''. You know, I'm disappointed. Couldn't there have been {{lava|Pit}} on top of the spikes, with [[SharkPool fire-sharks swimming in it?]] Couldn't there be more spikes coming from the sides, ready to close in and squash me while stabbing at the same time? How 'bout some laser cannons and upside-down volcanoes? You wanna be even more efficient? Why even have the ladder? Why not just start the game ''falling down the pit?''"

-->-- '''''VideoGame/{{Nethack}}''''', if you are unlucky or incompetent enough to die on the first turn.

->"''Nice. Fuckin' beautiful''. ''The first ladder you see'' drops you into a pit where you get killed [[GoddamnedBats by a bird, or a bat]], whatever it is. And even if it wasn't there, I'd fall in the {{spikes|OfDoom}}. So it's basically death insurance: Let's put every kind of obstacle we can possibly think of ''in the very beginning of the game''. You know, I'm disappointed. Couldn't there have been {{lava|Pit}} on top of the spikes, with [[SharkPool fire-sharks swimming in it?]] Couldn't there be more spikes coming from the sides, ready to close in and squash me while stabbing at the same time? How 'bout some laser cannons and upside-down volcanoes? You wanna be even more efficient? Why even have the ladder? Why not just start the game ''falling down the pit?''"

->"Nice. Fuckin' beautiful. ''The first ladder you see'' drops you into a pit where you get killed [[GoddamnedBats by a bird, or a bat]], whatever it is. And even if it wasn't there, I'd fall in the {{spikes|OfDoom}}. So it's basically death insurance: Let's put every kind of obstacle we can possibly think of in the very beginning of the game. You know, I'm disappointed. Couldn't there have been {{lava|Pit}} on top of the spikes, with [[SharkPool fire-sharks swimming in it?]] Couldn't there be more spikes coming from the sides, ready to close in and squash me while stabbing at the same time? How 'bout some laser cannons and upside-down volcanoes? You wanna be even more efficient? Why even have the ladder? Why not just start the game ''falling down the pit?''"

->"Nice. Fuckin' beautiful. The first ladder you see drops you into a pit where you get killed [[GoddamnedBats by a bird, or a bat]], whatever it is. And even if it wasn't there, I'd fall in the {{spikes|OfDoom}}. So it's basically death insurance: Let's put every kind of obstacle we can possibly think of in the very beginning of the game. You know, I'm disappointed. Couldn't there have been ''{{lava|Pit}}'' on top of the spikes, with [[SharkPool fire-sharks swimming in it?]] Couldn't there be ''more'' spikes coming from the sides, ready to close in and squash me while stabbing at the same time? How 'bout some laser cannons and upside-down volcanoes? You wanna be even more efficient? Why even have the ladder? Why not just start the game falling down the pit?"

->"There's more than one stage that kills you if you don't press anything in a first second or two. This is gameplay I would expect from '''[[VideoGame/KaizoMarioWorld a fucking ROM hack]]'''--designed by '''Hitler!'''"

->"There's more than one stage that kills you if you don't press anything in a first second or two. This is gameplay I would expect from'' '''[[VideoGame/KaizoMarioWorld a fucking ROM hack]]'''--''designed by'' '''Hitler!'''"

->"Game over? I think there has to be a ''game'' first for it to be over. Maybe they're talking about [[AccidentalAesop the game of life.]]"

-> ''"Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 zorkmids"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Nethack}}'', if you are luckless or incompetent enough to die on the first turn.

->''Ordinarily, you'd expect to deal with a boss like this after fighting your way through a dungeon first. In this case, you're just walking into a castle to have a friendly little chat with your new pal's father -- and then BOOM! ''THUNDERING DEATH FROM ABOVE!''
-->-- ''Website/HardcoreGaming101'' on Garuda from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIII''

->''"There's more than one stage that kills you if you don't press anything in a first second or two. This is gameplay I would expect from'' '''[[VideoGame/KaizoMarioWorld a fucking ROM hack]]'''--''designed by'' '''Hitler!'''"
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed''

->''"'''Nice!''' Fucking beautiful! The first ladder you see drops you into a pit where you get killed by a bat or a bird -- whatever it is."''
-->-- The '''WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd''' in his review of ''VideoGame/SuperPitfall''

->''"The game hasn't started yet, but you just couldn't help yourself. [[PottyFailure You just shit your pants.]] Game over."''
-->-- ''VideoGame/DontShitYourPants''

->''Wow! 0.4 seconds! Of the five goes I had at [[VideoGame/{{Action52}} Hambo's Adventures]], two of them ended in less than a second. [[FakeDifficulty Pure]] [[ObviousBeta class]].''

-> ''"The Franchise/{{Pokemon}} fled!"''
-->-- VideoGame/PokemonGo Plus peripheral, if you try to catch a Pokémon and fail.

-> ''You Haven't Lived Until You've Died...During character creation.''

->''"Game over? I think there has to be a ''game'' first for it to be over. Maybe they're talking about [[MistakenForProfound the game of life.]]"''

-->-- VideoGame/PokemonGo Plus peripheral, if you try catch a Pokémon and fail.

-->-- VideoGame/PokemonGo Plus peripheral, if you try catch a Pokémon and fails.

->''"'''Nice!''' Fucking beautiful! The first ladder you see drops you into a pit where you get killed by a bat or a bird whatever it is."''
-->-- The '''WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd''' in his review of VideoGame/SuperPitfall''

-->-- The '''WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd''' in his review of Super ''VideoGame/{{Pitfall}}''

->''"Game over? I think there has to be a ''game'' first for it to be over. Maybe they're talking about [[MistakenForProfound the game of life.]]]"''

->''"There's more than one stage that kills you if you don't press anything in a first second or two. This is gameplay I would expect from '''[[VideoGame/KaizoMarioWorld a fucking ROM hack]]'''--designed by '''Hitler!'''"''

->''"Game over? I think there has to be a game first for it to be over. Maybe they're talking about the game of life."''

->''"Nice! Fucking beautiful! The first ladder you see drops you into a pit where you get killed by a bat or a bird whatever it is."''

-->-- VideoGame/{{Nethack}}, if you are luckless or incompetent enough to die on the first turn.

-> ''"Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 zorkminds"''