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->I roll hard, G! I'm a pregnant blitzkrieg! \\
The crew I roll with? La Leche League! \\
It's like ''Film/TheGodfather'', I'm Creator/AlPacino \\
but I don't spray bullets, I spray milk for cappuccinos!
-->-- "Bun in the Oven" at the LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival

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->'''Scratch''': She performed a C-section on herself.
->'''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Decoy Octopus]]''': Yup.
->'''Scratch''': Sewed herself up.
->'''Octopus''': Uh-huh.
->'''Scratch''': And then led the Normandy invasion.
->'''Octopus''': Not quite 'led' so much as 'single-handedly defeated the Nazis'.

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->'''Scratch''': She performed a C-section on herself.
->'''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid herself.\\
'''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Decoy Octopus]]''': Yup.
->'''Scratch''': Yup.\\
'''Scratch''': Sewed herself up.
->'''Octopus''': Uh-huh.
->'''Scratch''': up.\\
'''Octopus''': Uh-huh.\\
'''Scratch''': And then led the Normandy invasion.
->'''Octopus''': invasion.\\
'''Octopus''': Not quite 'led' so much as 'single-handedly defeated the Nazis'.

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->No one messes with a pregnant woman, that's just a fact!
->[[BadassBoast I can walk through a prison riot and come out without a scratch!]]
->And they always say "women and children" first, right?
->[[LoopholeAbuse Well, I'm sort of ''both of those'' so I guess I win the night!]]
->Pregnant women never got to slow down.
->Where the only photo ID I need is an ultrasound!
->A pregnant belly is equivalent to a gun.
->I flash this thing and people scream and run.
->They're scared and that's fair and my meaning is hazy.
->When I say you better move because ''[[UnusualEuphemism I'm water-birthin' crazy!!]]''

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->No one messes with a pregnant woman, that's just a fact!
->[[BadassBoast fact!\\
[[BadassBoast I can walk through a prison riot and come out without a scratch!]]
->And scratch!]]\\
And they always say "women and children" first, right?
->[[LoopholeAbuse right?\\
[[LoopholeAbuse Well, I'm sort of ''both of ~~those''~~ those'']] so I guess I win the night!]]
->Pregnant night!\\
Pregnant women never got to slow down.
->Where down.\\
Where the only photo ID I need is an ultrasound!
->A ultrasound!\\
A pregnant belly is equivalent to a gun.
->I gun.\\
I flash this thing and people scream and run.
->They're run.\\
They're scared and that's fair and my meaning is hazy.
->When hazy.\\
When I say you better move because ''[[UnusualEuphemism I'm water-birthin' crazy!!]]''

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Jun 3rd 2023 at 12:33:40 PM

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->''"[[MakeMeWannaShout My vocal cords are lethal.]] My estrogen level is berserk. Between Braxton-Hicks and my huge belly, I haven't slept in weeks. And I gotta pee... again. Free advice, Ms. Cooper. Never bet your life on what you think you know about a hormonal, sleep-deprived W.M.D. with a full bladder."''

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~~->''"[[MakeMeWannaShout~~ ->''"[[SuperScream My vocal cords are lethal.]] My estrogen level is berserk. Between Braxton-Hicks and my huge belly, I haven't slept in weeks. And I gotta pee... again. Free advice, Ms. Cooper. Never bet your life on what you think you know about a hormonal, sleep-deprived W.M.D. with a full bladder."''

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Aug 22nd 2022 at 2:46:59 PM

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->'''Scratch''': She [[UpToEleven performed a C-section on herself]].

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->'''Scratch''': She ~~[[UpToEleven~~ performed a C-section on ~~herself]].~~herself.

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->''"My vocal cords are lethal. My estrogen level is berserk. Between Braxton-Hicks and my huge belly, I haven't slept in weeks. And I gotta pee... again. Free advice, Ms. Cooper. Never bet your life on what you think you know about a hormonal, sleep-deprived W.M.D. with a full bladder."''

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~~->''"My~~ ->''"[[MakeMeWannaShout My vocal cords are ~~lethal.~~ lethal.]] My estrogen level is berserk. Between Braxton-Hicks and my huge belly, I haven't slept in weeks. And I gotta pee... again. Free advice, Ms. Cooper. Never bet your life on what you think you know about a hormonal, sleep-deprived W.M.D. with a full bladder."''

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\n->''"My vocal cords are lethal. My estrogen level is berserk. Between Braxton-Hicks and my huge belly, I haven't slept in weeks. And I gotta pee... again. Free advice, Ms. Cooper. Never bet your life on what you think you know about a hormonal, sleep-deprived W.M.D. with a full bladder."''
-->-- '''Siryn''', ''ComicBook/XFactor Vol 3 #37''

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->'''Scratch''': She [[UpToEleven performed a C-section on herself]].
->'''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Decoy Octopus]]''': Yup.
->'''Scratch''': Sewed herself up.
->'''Octopus''': Uh-huh.
->'''Scratch''': And then led the Normandy invasion.
->'''Octopus''': Not quite 'led' so much as 'single-handedly defeated the Nazis'.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'' describes The Boss' graduation from PregnantBadass to proper MamaBear.

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->''"Can I give you some advice, Kang? Never threaten a pregnant woman - especially one with powers."''
-->-- '''ComicBook/JessicaJones''', ''ComicBook/YoungAvengers''

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-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

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-->-- ~~''Series/BrooklynNineNine''~~''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' (gasping) What do you mean, you lost your baby? Did you have a miscarriage? Remember, you were the one who wanted that fight.\\
'''Satan Girl:''' (shrieking) Miscarriage! You pathetic lightling. I could bear children even if I were fighting to the death. They took my baby.
-->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''

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'''Figgis''': [who has just been thrown against the wall by Amy] What the hell do you think you're doing?!\\

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-> '''Figgis''': [who has just been thrown against the wall by Amy] What the hell do you think you're doing?!\\

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'''Figgis''': [who has just been thrown against the wall by Amy] What the hell do you think you're doing?!\\
'''Santiago''': Showing my unborn baby how an ass gets kicked!
-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

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