Figgis: [who has just been thrown against the wall by Amy] What the hell do you think you're doing?!
Santiago: Showing my unborn baby how an ass gets kicked!
Santiago: Showing my unborn baby how an ass gets kicked!
I roll hard, G! I'm a pregnant blitzkrieg!
The crew I roll with? La Leche League!
It's like The Godfather, I'm Al Pacino
but I don't spray bullets, I spray milk for cappuccinos!
The crew I roll with? La Leche League!
It's like The Godfather, I'm Al Pacino
but I don't spray bullets, I spray milk for cappuccinos!
— "Bun in the Oven" at the LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival
Supergirl: (gasping) What do you mean, you lost your baby? Did you have a miscarriage? Remember, you were the one who wanted that fight.
Satan Girl: (shrieking) Miscarriage! You pathetic lightling. I could bear children even if I were fighting to the death. They took my baby.
Satan Girl: (shrieking) Miscarriage! You pathetic lightling. I could bear children even if I were fighting to the death. They took my baby.
"Can I give you some advice, Kang? Never threaten a pregnant woman - especially one with powers."
Scratch: She performed a C-section on herself.
Decoy Octopus: Yup.
Scratch: Sewed herself up.
Octopus: Uh-huh.
Scratch: And then led the Normandy invasion.
Octopus: Not quite 'led' so much as 'single-handedly defeated the Nazis'.
Decoy Octopus: Yup.
Scratch: Sewed herself up.
Octopus: Uh-huh.
Scratch: And then led the Normandy invasion.
Octopus: Not quite 'led' so much as 'single-handedly defeated the Nazis'.
— The Last Days of FOXHOUND describes The Boss' graduation from Pregnant Badass to proper Mama Bear.
No one messes with a pregnant woman, that's just a fact!
I can walk through a prison riot and come out without a scratch!
And they always say "women and children" first, right?
Well, I'm sort of ''both of those'' so I guess I win the night!
Pregnant women never got to slow down.
Where the only photo ID I need is an ultrasound!
A pregnant belly is equivalent to a gun.
I flash this thing and people scream and run.
They're scared and that's fair and my meaning is hazy.
When I say you better move because I'm water-birthin' crazy!!
I can walk through a prison riot and come out without a scratch!
And they always say "women and children" first, right?
Well, I'm sort of ''both of those'' so I guess I win the night!
Pregnant women never got to slow down.
Where the only photo ID I need is an ultrasound!
A pregnant belly is equivalent to a gun.
I flash this thing and people scream and run.
They're scared and that's fair and my meaning is hazy.
When I say you better move because I'm water-birthin' crazy!!
— Studio C, (Mother Power)
"My vocal cords are lethal. My estrogen level is berserk. Between Braxton-Hicks and my huge belly, I haven't slept in weeks. And I gotta pee... again. Free advice, Ms. Cooper. Never bet your life on what you think you know about a hormonal, sleep-deprived W.M.D. with a full bladder."
— Siryn, X-Factor Vol 3 #37
