History Quotes / OverlyNarrowSuperlative

-->-- AltText for "[[https://xkcd.com/802/ Online Communities 2]]", ''Webcomic/{{XKCD}}''

->''"JUST THEN A BUS PULLED UP AND WAS THE BLACKEST MOST EVIL BUS
THE COOL GUYS HAD EVER SEEN AND THEY HAD SEEN SOME REALLY
EVIL BUSES IN THEIR TIME ON THE STREETS."''

-->-- TitleText on strip #1401 of ''Webcomic/{{Wondermark}}''

-->-- Roger Ebert on ''The Devil's Rejects''

-->--'''Derek Lowe''', ''[[https://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2014/06/05/friendly_welcoming_triazides_no_really Things I Won't Work with: Friendly, Welcoming Triazides. No, Really.]]''

-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' [[http://joshreads.com/?p=7143#comments on]] ''ComicStrip/DickTracy''

-->--'''''Website/{{WrestleCrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/macho-poop/ "Too Hot to Handle, Too Brown to Drown"]]

-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on ''{{Wrestling/WCW}} Thunder'' (The David Arquette trilogy), Ep. 34

-->--'''Swedish Fish''''s advertising slogan, as of 2015

-->--The Narrator, demo for ''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable''

->''[[VideoGame/Kirby64TheCrystalShards Kirby 64]]'' is hands-down the greatest ''Franchise/{{Kirby}} ''game FOR the [[UsefulNotes/{{Nintendo64}} N64]], and while some may say that's an unfair thing to say, [[LampshadeHanging considering it just kinda wins by default]]... those are the best kind of victories.
-->--WebVideo/{{Yuriofwind}}, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VguXig9gtlE Gaming Mysteries: Kirby 64 The Crystal Shards Beta (N64)]]

-->--'''Mothrayas''', rejecting an AprilFoolsDay ''VideoGame/NetHack'' [[http://tasvideos.org/5085S.html TAS submission]]

-->--'''Strong Bad''', ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail'' "134: record book"

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', reviewing ''VideoGame/CrazyBus''.

-> Top 5 arm wrestling movies:

->''"I am Seattle’s premier Jewish narcoleptic drag queen."''

-->--''[[Creator/MaraWilson Mara Wilson]]''

-->--[[Creator/MaraWilson Mara Wilson]]

->''"Like my mother always said, if you can't say something nice about someone, then keep adding qualifiers."''

->''"Most stable [[MadeOfExplodium triazide]]" isn't a very reassuring endorsement, but you have to take what you can get.''

->''"Swedish Fish: The #1 Fish-Shaped Candy in the World!"''

->''"Of all people I know who are playing this exact demo at this exact moment and standing in this exact room, your performance is easily within the top 5000!"''

->[[VideoGame/Kirby64TheCrystalShards Kirby 64]] ''is hands-down the greatest'' Franchise/{{Kirby}} ''game FOR the [[UsefulNotes/{{Nintendo64}} N64]], and while some may say that's an unfair thing to say, [[LampshadeHanging considering it just kinda wins by default]]... those are the best kind of victories.''

-->--'''Strong Bad''', [[WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail sbemail 134: record book]]

->''I am the greatest botanist on this planet.''

->"''However, perhaps the most remarkable feature of the octopus is its intelligence. They are the most intelligent of all of the invertebrates... technically not tons of competition there. I mean, clams are ''stupid."

->''"[VideoGame/{{SOMA}}] may now go down in history as the second best [[VideoGame/BioShock atmospheric narrative horror game with philosophical themes set at the bottom of the ocean with an existential plot twist in it]] of all time."''

->''"Film/StrikingDistance is a good movie. That is the best Pittsburgh coast guard movie ever."''

->''I now know more about ionizing space radiation than any sqid who has ever lived, which isn't hard considering no other sqid even knows ionizing space radiation exists.''

->''I will ask much of you in the coming days, [Forename], and I shall see that you are the most well-equipped machinist in the short history of machinistry.''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} (reboot), Fear and Laughter in Burbank''

->''"Not bad! Matter of fact this is the best burger I've had in years!"''

->''"Are we the best shipyard in Oakhaven? Well here's how I think about it. Are we the only shipyard in Oakhaven? Yes. Are we any good at our jobs?..We're the only shipyard in Oakhaven."''

->''"Best trivia I learned working on this: 'Man, ''VideoGame/FarmVille'' is so huge! Do you realize it's the second-biggest browser-based social-networking-centered farming game in the WORLD?' Then you wait for the listener to do a [[DoubleTake double-take]]."''

->''"[Corsair] markets [the bendable Xeneon Flex monitor] as "The world's first 45 inch 21:9 OLED gaming display". Just like we're the world's first computer hardware review channel named ''WebVideo/GamersNexus''. If you specify it enough, you can always be first. Tell that to Website/YouTube commenters."''

->Best trivia I learned working on this: 'Man, ''VideoGame/FarmVille'' is so huge! Do you realize it's the second-biggest browser-based social-networking-centered farming game in the WORLD?' Then you wait for the listener to do a [[DoubleTake double-take]].

-->--'''John Spartan''' on eating a [[ReducedToRatBurgers rat burger]] after [[HumanPopsicle 36 years in cry-sleep]], ''Film/DemolitionMan''

-->--'''John Spartan''' on eating a rat burger after 36 years in cry-sleep, ''Film/DemolitionMan''

->Best trivia I learned working on this: 'Man, ''Farmville'' is so huge! Do you realize it's the second-biggest browser-based social-networking-centered farming game in the WORLD?' Then you wait for the listener to do a [[DoubleTake double-take]].