History Quotes / OneManArmy

->'''Cyber Leader''': We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?\\
'''Dalek Sec''': Four.\\
'''Cyber Leader''': You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?\\
'''Dalek Sec''': We would destroy the Cybermen with '''one''' Dalek!
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho: Doomsday''

->''[[AuthorityEqualsAsskicking A tribal leader who's challenging all my rivals]]\\

-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', "Hot Buttered Ed"

->'''Battle Droid #1''': Come on! There's three of us and only one of him.

-->--''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars''

-->-- '''Mace Windu''', ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars''

-->-- ''ComicBook/StarWarsDarthVaderDown''

->''How hard is it to kill ''one'' Vault Hunter and a walking slab of meat?!''

->'''Rhys''': How many soldiers did you bring? Twenty thousand? Fifty thousand?
->'''[=FL4K=]''': ...Fewer. Our pack may be small, but our body count is quite large.
-->--''Videogame/Borderlands3''

->'''Soldier''': You're going up against the whole crew by yourself?\\
'''Havoc:''' Don't seem fair, does it? [[IAmNotLeftHanded Maybe I'll shoot]] [[MythologyGag left-handed.]]

->'''Ghost''': Zavala, there's an entire battalion of Cabal troops protecting the drill!\\
'''Zavala''': What is a battalion to you, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu one who has slain gods]] in the [[GardenOfEvil heart of the Black Garden?]]
-->--''VideoGame/Destiny2''[[note]]Possible dialogue during the Inverted Spire strike[[/note]]

->''He's/She's unstoppable! No mortal could slaughter our brethren with such ease!''
-->--'''Coven Member''' about '''[[PlayerCharacter the Nephalem]]''', ''VideoGame/DiabloIII''

->''"In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, [[SoleSurvivor one stood]]. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, [[IChooseToStay he chose the path of perpetual torment]]. [[UnstoppableRage In his ravenous hatred he found no peace]]; [[BloodKnight and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains]] [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him]]. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of [[PlayerCharacter his]] sword [[RedBaron named him]]… [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast The Doom Slayer]]."''

-->--'''Slayer's Testament III''', ''VideoGame/Doom2016''

-->--'''Slayer's Testament IV''', ''VideoGame/Doom2016''

-> ''So [[TheDreaded you]] walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, [[GodzillaThreshold and may we never need you again.]]''
-->--'''Corrax Entry 7:17''', ''VideoGame/Doom2016''

-->--'''King Novik''', ''Videogame/DoomEternal''

-->--'''PSA Announcement''', ''VideoGame/DoomEternal''

->''"February 9th, 2163. [[TheDreaded The only thing they fear - is him]]. WE watched as the horde overwhelmed the very best and most advanced machinery and weapons technology that we could muster against the opposition. It was useless, they moved too quickly, they cared not for themselves, only sought out the blood of humanity. They were willing to sacrifice their own to get to the heart of our world. WE slaughtered thousands and millions more followed, but then he came - he cut through them like a sickle through a field - his fury surpassing their own. He is faster - more relentless. I believe him now to be more than just a man - he is.. [[TitleDrop DOOM]]."''
-->--'''Dr. Elena Richardson''', ''Videogame/DoomEternal''

-->--'''Corrax Tablet 3:13''', ''VideoGame/DoomEternal''

->'''[[PlayerCharacter Warden-Commander]]''': They sent a dozen [[TheOrder Wardens]] to fight an ''army''?\\
'''[[TheGoodChancellor Seneschal Varel]]''': [[CallBack Oh, it took only three Wardens]] to end a CivilWar and [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kill an Archdemon]]. A dozen is extravagant.

-->--'''The Song of Pelinal, Volume Three''', ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls''

->[[ClusterFBomb Why is that fucking soldier still fucking alive? Just someone fucking shoot him already!]]
-->-- '''Colonel Vanek''', ''[[VideoGame/FirstEncounterAssaultRecon FEAR 2]]''

->''I once defeated a hundred knights single-handedly. To me, you two are nothing more than insects.''

->''The Ishgardians certainly seem happy with themselves. I, for my part, am merely glad you did not strain anything in the process of singlehandedly winning the battle for them.''
-->--'''Thancred''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''

->''Lest you doubt, I am ready and willing to serve in this capacity, as I am sure is Lord Haurchefant... but all here present know that you are the most accomplished warrior among us, and mayhap the realm at large...''
-->--'''Aymeric''', ''Final Fantasy XIV''

->'''Stone''': Blackstone! Where's our reinforcements?\\
'''The Warden''': I'm it!
-->--''VideoGame/ForHonor''

->'''Jim Rhodes''': You're not a soldier.\\
'''Tony Stark''': Damn right I'm not. I'm an army.
-->-- ''ComicBook/IronMan: The Video Game''

->'''Prazza''': Likely story; no organization would commit so many ressources to [[BackFromTheDead bring back one soldier]].\\
'''Tali''': You haven't seen [[PlayerCharacter Shepard]] in action, Prazza. Trust me; it was money well-spent.
-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->''Shepard won't go down!''

->''What do you mean, "He's unstoppable?" You are superior to him in every way that counts. You are better trained, better equipped, you outnumber him at least 20 to 1. ''Do... your... job!
-->-- '''Nicole Horne''', ''VideoGame/MaxPayne''

->'''Yuri''': [[BigBad Makarov]] will have a small army in there.\\
'''Price''': [[BadassBoast It won't help him.]]
-->--''VideoGame/ModernWarfare 3''

'''Xero''': Take out both of us? You and what army?\\

->'''Soldier''': You're going up against a whole ship by yourself?\\
'''Havoc:''' Yeah, doesn't seem fair, does it? [[IAmNotLeftHanded Maybe I'll shoot]] [[MythologyGag left-handed.]]

-->--'''PSA Accouncement''', ''VideoGame/DoomEternal''

->''Fifty thousand for me, yes? that should be fairly manageable.''

->''Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and Tear until it is done.''

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

-->--''Literature/{{Strata}}''

->This fight... it is far from over. We are the generals. Protect her while I attack. I am the raiding party, I will destroy the enemy camp.

->For sure, one Mazinger-Z may be hiding no less than 5% of the total combat strength of the world's major military powers!

->I'm going to hit all the battle fronts at the same time and turn the tide!

->Fifty thousand for me, yes? that should be fairly manageable.

->Do not be lulled by [[HandicappedBadass my present condition]], [[HiveMind PSmIth.]] There are only 35 of you.

->Please, mister... there's only ''twenty'' of us! Can't you wait until our ''reinforcements'' arrive?

->From one, a moving image sprang forth. A rapidly-moving figure, tearing through the machinery and soldiers of a well-equipped army. Just one man against a horde, and within minutes, that man had won.'Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''

->"They called him 'Literature/BabaYaga.' (...) John was not exactly the boogie-man. [[TheDreaded He was the one you sent to]] ''[[WorfEffect kill]]'' [[MookHorrorShow the fucking boogie-man]]. John is a man of intense focus. Conviction. Sheer will. I once saw him kill three men in a bar [[ThePenIsMightier with a pencil.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis With a fucking. Pencil.]] Suddenly one day, he asked to leave. It was over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. [[SuicideMission I gave him an impossible task; a job no one could have pulled off....]] The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then, my son, a few days after his wife dies, [[BullyingADragon you steal his car... and kill his fucking dog.]]"

->My god. Do we really suck or is this guy really that good?

->There are names among us who are worth more than a thousand mail-clad knights apiece.

Punches came out of nowhere. Those who ran were tripped. Those who didn't were left unconscious, It was, of course, an unfair fight. It generally is if you are fighting even one Nac mac Feegle, even if you are a platoon.

->I don't call [[[KnightInShiningArmor Michael]]] the Fist of God as a pet name, folks.

->I'm the leader of the Shamba Freedom Forces. In fact, I'm the entire army.

->"No power in the 'Verse can stop me."

->I'm gonna fight 'em off\\
A seven-nation army couldn't hold me back

->Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew\\

Thousands of warriors he does this to

->[[AuthorityEqualsAsskicking A tribal leader who's challenging all my rivals]]\\

You won't survive 'cause I am... [[note]] [[TitleDrop Primal]] [[/note]]

->You take the five on the left, I’ll take the five hundred on the right. [[ScreamingWarrior Rrraaaaaaaaargh!]]

->How hard is it to kill ''one'' Vault Hunter and a walking slab of meat?!

->He's/She's unstoppable! No mortal could slaughter our brethren with such ease!

->Are you expecting me to believe that ''one'' elf did [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge all of that]]?

'''[[TheGoodChancellor Seneschal Varel]]''': [[CallBack Oh, it took only three Wardens]] to end a CivilWar and [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kill an]] [[EldritchAbomination Archdemon]]. A dozen is extravagant.

->Doesn't the enemy value their officers? If so, they shouldn't be sending them to fight me!

->''When Huna, whom Pelinal raised from grain-slave to hoplite and loved well, took death from an arrowhead made from the beak of Celethelel the Singer, [[TheBerserker the Whitestrake]] [[AxeCrazy went on his first Madness]]. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge He wrought destruction from Narlemae all the way to Celediil,]] [[PersonOfMassDestruction and erased those lands from the maps of Elves and Men, and all things in them,]] and Perrif was forced to make sacrifice to the Gods to keep them from leaving the world in their disgust.''

->[[ClusterFBomb Why is that fucking soldier still fucking alive? Just someone fucking]] [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim shoot him already!]]

->I once defeated a hundred knights single-handedly. To me, you two are nothing more than insects.

->The Ishgardians certainly seem happy with themselves. I, for my part, am merely glad you did not strain anything in the process of singlehandedly winning the battle for them.

->Lest you doubt, I am ready and willing to serve in this capacity, as I am sure is Lord Haurchefant... but all here present know that you are the most accomplished warrior among us, and mayhap the realm at large...

->''"In [[BossRush The Arena]], you've got to win to survive. These bosses are about to find out why they call Kirby the [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast pink]] [[TheDreaded demon]]."''

->'''Prazza''': Likely story; no organization would commit so many ressources to [[BackFromTheDead bring back]] [[PlayerCharacter one soldier]].\\
'''Tali''': You haven't seen Shepard in action, Prazza. Trust me; it was money well-spent.

->[[PlayerCharacter Shepard]] [[CurbStompBattle won't go down!]]

->What do you mean, "He's unstoppable?" You are superior to him in every way that counts. You are better trained, better equipped, you outnumber him at least 20 to 1. ''Do... your... job!''

->"You have to do something, or he's gonna kill us all!"

->"He's just one guy! How is he winning?!"

->Reinforcements? [[IAmTheNoun I]] ''[[IAmTheNoun am]]'' [[IAmTheNoun the reinforcements.]]

->Gods... Is he even human? He fights with the strength of a brigade...

->You know how in most {{FPS}}s you're some sort of hybrid of man and refrigerator who can take an entire munitions dump to the face, while the enemies all have armor made of whip cream and skulls made of cake?

->Throughout this campaign, [[UsefulNotes/SimoHayha Häyhä]] basically just ran around doling out [[BoomHeadshot head-shots]] like the ice cream man gives out Dove bars on a hot sunny day in the Sahara desert. His personal best was fucking twenty-five kills in a single day. That's like an entire baseball team!

-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_the-9-most-badass-bible-verses_p3.html "The Nine Most Badass Bible Verses"]]

->Hmm. I just thought of a paradox. Maybe the more people I kill, the ''less'' likely I am to be the fall guy. Because sure, they could say I killed five or ten people, but can they really pin dozens, and ''dozens'', of armed military personnel on me?

->Do I have to kill ''everyone'' around here myself?! Gah, lead by example... can't delegate anything... Y'know, being a one man army [[DeconstructedTrope isn't actually something you aspire to]]. You say that because it sounds badass, not because you literally want to function as an entire army. But, what are my options? Do everything myself, or just ''die''.

->"WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}. The only Disney Princess with a body count...in the thousands."

->"I am the most interesting man in this world. We need like fifty of me."

-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}''', "Toadcatcher"

->Escape? I didn't escape! ''Everyone else escaped!''

-->-- '''Daryun''', ''Anime/TheHeroicLegendOfArslan''

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->OneRiotOneRanger.
-->-- '''Captain Bill [=MacDonald=]''' of the Texas Rangers
[[/folder]]

->''None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. [[TheDreaded Despair spread before him like a plague,]] [[HorrifyingTheHorror striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits.]] But from the depths of the abyss rose the Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat [[LosingTheTeamSpirit the shadow horde were routed]].''