History Quotes / NobodyPoops

->'''Adolin:''' If you must know, an old adage on the battlefield teaches that it's better to be embarrassed than dead. You can't let anything draw your attention from fighting.
->'''Shallan:''' So...
->'''Adolin:''' So yes, I, Adolin Kholin—cousin to the king, heir to the Kholin princedom—have shat myself in [[PoweredArmor my Shardplate]]. Three times, all on purpose.
-->--''Literature/WordsOfRadiance''

-->--''Postmodern Pooh''

->'''Ramona''': "Miss Binney, I want to know- how did Mike Mulligan go to the bathroom when he was digging the basement of the town hall?"
->'''Miss Binney''': ''(after an awkward silence)'' "Well- I don't really know, Ramona. The book doesn't tell us."
->'''Eric''': "Maybe he stopped the steam shovel and climbed out of the hole he was digging and went to a service station."
->'''Howie''': "He couldn't. The book says he had to work as fast as he could all day. It doesn't say he stopped."
->'''Miss Binney''': "Boys and girls. The reason the book does not tell us how Mike Mulligan went to the bathroom is that it is not an important part of the story. The story is about digging the basement of the town hall, and that is what the book tells us."

-->-- Music/{{Voltaire}} (no, not [[Creator/FrancoisMarieArouet that]] one), ''Poopin' on the'' Enterprise

->''Milne seriously asks us to believe that Pooh, that horizontal Porta Potti, will get slender enough merely by remaining motionless, never emitting so much as a plaintive fart, much less a purgative dump.''

-->-- '''Webcomic/PennyArcade'''

-->-- Creator/DaveBarry

-->-- '''[[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?473443-deadEarth-why-isn-t-this-game-on-anyone-s-quot-Worst-Games-List-quot&p=10922557#post10922557 ArcTan]]''' on ''[=deadEarth=]''

->''"It is very rare for authors to mention about natural bodily functions, unless imperative to the storyline. It does not mean that Harry never weed or pooed while he was at Hogwarts, or traipsing about the country looking for Horcruxes.''"

-->-- '''Jack Kirby''', ''ComicBook/RatMan''

-->--- First two verses of "No-One Ever Needs to Pee in Movies", a ''Music/{{Songdrops}}'' song by Bryant Oden.

-->-- '''Penny Arcade'''

'''ChipCheezum''': That's like a thought that five-year-olds have, though! Like, I thought that when I watched ''Franchise/PowerRangers'', like 'When do they pee?! They never pee! When do they go to the bathroom?!'

'''Pip''': I say "no". I don't believe they have the ability to crap ''at all''.\\
'''Pip''': I think it just builds up until they explode in a cloud of sugar and fertilizer, from which pretty flowers bloom.

-->-- '''Jack Kirby''', ''ComicBook/{{Rat-Man}}''

-->-- DaveBarry

->'''[=VoidBurger=]''': What is it with [[{{Fahrenheit}} David]] [[HeavyRain Cage]] games and pissing? Why does everyone piss? Is he one of those people that found it unrealistic that, like, in ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'' Link never goes to the bathroom?\\

-->-- [[http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/11929141 Let's Stream]] ''{{Fahrenheit}}''

->'''Jack Kirby''': Have you ever saw a comic book character going to the toilet?
-->-- ''ComicBook/RatMan''

'''Rat-Boy''': No, but i would like to see the planet eater doing it.

->'''[=VoidBurger=]''': What is it with [[{{Fahrenheit}} David]] [[HeavyRain Cage]] games and pissing? Why does everyone piss? Is he one of those people that found it unrealistic that, like, in ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda'' Link never goes to the bathroom?\\
'''ChipCheezum''': That's like a thought that five-year-olds have, though! Like, I thought that when I watched PowerRangers, like 'When do they pee?! They never pee! When do they go to the bathroom?!'

->'''Art''': Ok, here's a question for you. Do ''[[MyLittlePony My Little Ponies]]'' crap rainbows? Yes or no?\\

->-- '''Penny Arcade'''

->'''Book Store Clerk''': Well, ''Everybody Poops'' is still the standard. We've also got the less poular ''Nobody Poops But You''.
->'''Peter''': Oh. Well, uh, see, we're Catholic, so...
->'''Book Store Clerk''': Oh, then you'll want ''You're a Naughty Child, and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You.''
->'''Peter''': Perfect!
-->--''FamilyGuy''

->''Every baby with a brain can tell you Everybody Poops!''
-->--[[FamilyGuy Stewie Griffin]] on getting it horribly wrong.

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->''Do you know why we never see [[TwentyFour Jack Bauer]] go to the bathroom? Because '''nothing''' escapes Jack Bauer!''

->''Gabriel pooped in a secret place.''

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->'''[=VoidBurger=]''': What is it with [[{{Fahrenheit}} David]] [[HeavyRain Cage]] games and pissing? Why does everyone piss? Is he one of those people that found it unrealistic that, like, in LegendOfZelda Link never goes to the bathroom?\\