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->'''Creator/ColinJost:''' Next week Website/{{Facebook}} CEO UsefulNotes/MarkZuckerberg Mark Zuckerberg will testify before Congress about Facebook/s aleged mishandling of millions of users' data. Here to comments comment is Mark Zuckerberg.\\
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'''[[Creator/AlexMoffat Mark Zuckerberg]]:''' Hello Colin ''(turns to face Colin)'' Begin eye contact... two... three and away. ''(turns to the camera)'' Nailed it.\\
'''Colin:''' Th- that was great Mark, thanks for being here. You know, a lot of people are calling on you now to resign from Facebook. Are you going to step down?\\
'''Zuckerberg:''' No way homie, because according to our data sets, I don't have to and you can't make me. But I do recognise that Facebook has mishandled our users' private data, and tonight I'd like to apologise to all 87 million of you. One by one: I'm sorry Ethan Cooperbird of Van Nuys, California, for disclosing that you frequently visit you ex-girlfriend's photo album titled "Cancun 2010", especially one photo for an average of 2.3 minutes.\\
'''Colin:''' Yeah, see, I think that's the kind of info people don't want out there. Like why would anyone trust... ''(Zuckerberg randomly starts poking him in the chest)''\\
'''Zuckerberg:''' Poke. Poke. Remember that feature? Poke. Poke. It was flirting for cowards. Hey, remember, they made a [[Film/TheSocialNetwork movie]] about me? Yeah, it was called ''Film/{{Gladiator}}''. ''(shriek)'' That's a joke. Funny, huh Colin? ''(shriek)'' ''(shriek)'' ''(shriek)''\\
'''Colin:''' Are you laughing or screaming?\\
'''Zuckerberg:''' Absolutely homie. Look, unlike my facial expression, Facebook is going to change.\\
'''Colin:''' Great, so users will to be able to delete their data?\\
'''Zuckerberg:''' No.\\
'''Colin:''' Why not?\\
'''Zuckerberg:''' Because it's mine. You gave it to me, no backsies. And if you don't like it you can "Zuck it". ''(shriek)'' ''(shriek)'' ''(shriek)'' Hey Colin, remember we were best friends at Harvard?\\
'''Colin:''' No, we were not friends.\\
'''Zuckerberg:''' Yeah, I remember I was like "I can't steal Winkelvoss' idea", and you were like "Do it nerd, I dare you". Anyway, I took your advice and now I'm rich. Dab. ''(dabs)'' My point is, sure maybe Facebook sold out our democracy to Russian {{Troll}} farms. My bad? On the other hand: ''VideoGame/{{Farmville}}''. To be honest, I feel great about Facebook's future. I sleep easy at night. Upside-down in my pressurised sleep bag. And sure, I still have all your photos, your memories, your unspoken thoughts and fears. But America, look me in my shark eyes when I say this: that on behalf of everyone at Facebook, I'm sorry. On opposite day! ''([[LaughingMad deranged laughter]])''
-->-- ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', ''Weekend Update''
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->'''Antigone:''' Rudyard, do we bring out the worst in people?\\
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->'''Antigone:''' Rudyard, do we bring out the worst in people?\\
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->'''Gyro:''' Shut up everyone! I've done something brilliant!\\
'''Scrooge:''' Ah, Gyro. ''[to Louie]'' Gyro Gearloose, [[TheSmartGuy my head of research and development.]]\\
'''Board Member:''' I'm sorry, but we-\\
'''Gyro:''' Apology accepted. Now try to keep up with my mind-numbing genius.\\
'''Scrooge:''' Gyro, what did we say about interacting with other people?\\
'''Gyro:''' The cards. ''[sighs]'' Fine.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "The Great Dime Chase!"
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'''Annabel Usher:''' Funny-comical or funny-peculiar?\\
'''Hayden Montag:''' [[AmbiguousDisorder I don't really understand the phrase]]. I was auditioning it for future personable conversation.\\
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->Usually solitary souls, some grave wardens fall into the practise of only talking to the dead and find it difficult to hold normal conversations. Often, when asked questions, a warden will stare blankly at the person, not because he is slow-witted or deaf, but because it takes him a moment to remember that other people can actually talk. This is far from the hardest part of interacting with a warden, however, as they tend to only want to talk about death and see the trials and troubles of life as pale by comparison to [[WeAllDieSomeday Morr’s ever-looming shadow]]. It is little wonder that few people bother with more than a simple nod before heading on their way.
-->--''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay: Career Compendium - The Ultimate Career Reference''
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->Usually solitary souls, some grave wardens fall into the practise of only talking to the dead and find it difficult to hold normal conversations. Often, when asked questions, a warden will stare blankly at the person, not because he is slow-witted or deaf, but because it takes him a moment to remember that other people can actually talk. This is far from the hardest part of interacting with a warden, however, as they tend to only want to talk about death and see the trials and troubles of life as pale by comparison to [[WeAllDieSomeday Morr’s ever-looming shadow]]. It is little wonder that few people bother with more than a simple nod before heading on their way.
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-->--''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/918665/042/ chapter 3]]''
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->''Shinji Ikari was not a people person. He lacked severely in people skills. This went doubly so for girls that showed signs that they liked him. With Asuka's arm entwined with his and her warm tone of voice, his mind turned to
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--'''''DCI Banks''''', "Dry Bones That Dream"
--'''''DCI Banks''''', "Dry Bones That Dream"
