History Quotes / Narm

->Chris explains to the audience that this ray only works on the slow-in-mind. Hilarity ensues when you realize this means that whenever Sonichu and friends fight Mary Lee's minions, [[UnfortunateImplications they are actually beating through wave after wave of the mentally handicapped]].

->"Any tension that was in the air has just gone out the window..."

->"I should not be laughing! This is a terrible situation! And yet... I find myself unable to resist... your influence!"

->"Dracula seems to have abandoned his wife, Dolores, out of grief for their dead son, leaving her to grieve for Janus at his gravestone. It's actually a kind of sad scene, at least it would be if his gravestone didn't say Rest In Peaee."
-->-- '''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', in his review of [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/anime-abandon/33924-dracula-sovereign-of-the-damned-with-linkara Dracula Sovereign Of The Damned]]

->"And just to show how much this is a truly emotional powerhouse of a comic, worthy of song and praise, Peter Parker lets out all of his rage and passion: "NYRAAARGH!" Ah. ''Nyraaargh.'' Just hits you...right here, doesn't it? You know, the thymus gland."

->"Be brave like my mother. Otherwise, you disgrace her." Oh, snap, that's harsh--\\

"Otherwise, the bowl will remain empty, forever." Aaaaaand you've oversold it. There was a Line of {{Bathos}}, and you crossed it. I know it's a metaphorical fish, but sweetie, that fish ain't comin' back.

->"Everyone in the theater laughed at this point. Not exactly the reaction you want for your big dramatic moment."

-->-- [[http://www.reelviews.net/movies/d/demo_man.html James Berardinelli's review]] of ''Film/DemolitionMan''.

->"Primal kinda died, too, by [[SquashedFlat becoming a hilarious pancake on the floor]], which seems more like a gag for Waspinator in ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' than a supposed-to-be dramatic death for your main hero."

->"Dracula seems to have abandoned his wife, Dolores, out of grief for their dead son, leaving her to grieve for Janus at his gravestone. It's actually a kind of sad scene, at least it would be if his gravestone didn't say Rest In [[YouMakeMeSic Peaee]]."

->"Be brave like my mother. Otherwise, you disgrace her." Oh, snap, that's harsh--\\
"Otherwise, she died for nothing." O SNAP NOW YOU'VE REALLY GOT HIM\\
"Otherwise, the bowl will remain empty, forever." Aaaaaand you've oversold it. There was a Line of {{Bathos}}, and you crossed it. I know it's a metaphorical fish, but sweetie, that fish ain't comin' back.
-->-- '''[[Creator/CleolindaJones Cleolinda Jones]]''' in the [[FootnoteFever commentary]] for ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince'' in 15 minutes

[[AC:Video Games]]
->"Any tension that was in the air has just gone out the window..."
-->-- '''Yusuke Kitagawa''', ''VideoGame/Persona5''

->Chris explains to the audience that this ray only works on the slow-in-mind. Hilarity ensues when you realize this means that whenever Sonichu and friends fight Mary Lee's minions, they are actually beating through wave after wave of the mentally handicapped.

->'''Artemis:''' We’re getting a lot of laughs; that’s good!
->'''Charlie:''' That’s not good! This is not a comedy, okay? No one’s supposed to be laughing!
-->-- “The Nightman Cometh”, ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''

->“Be brave like my mother. Otherwise, you disgrace her.” Oh, snap, that’s harsh—
->“Otherwise, she died for nothing.” O SNAP NOW YOU’VE REALLY GOT HIM
->“Otherwise, the bowl will remain empty, forever.” Aaaaaand you’ve oversold it. There was a Line of {{Bathos}}, and you crossed it. I know it’s a metaphorical fish, but sweetie, that fish ain’t comin’ back.

-->--[[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Sonichu The Bad Webcomics Wiki]] on ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}''

-->--'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''' in his review of ''WesternAnimation/BeastMachines''

->''You would have to have a heart of stone to watch Rory laying down his own life to save Amy ([[TheyKilledKenny for the sixteenth or seventeenth time]]) without giggling, at least a little.''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/FoldingIdeas Dan Olson]]''' on ''Film/TheSnowman''

->''Franchise/SpiderMan gave Mary Jane cancer by tragically shooting her up repeatedly with his horrible radioactive Spider-Semen. ''His horrible radioactive Spider-Semen.'' That’s not tragic. That shit is fucking ''hilarious.

[AC:Video Games]]

-->-- '''Jorgen Von Strangle''', ''The WesternAnimation/JimmyTimmyPowerHour 2: When Nerds Collide''

-->-- '''Jorgen Von Strangle''', ''The [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutron Jimmy]]/[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents Timmy]] Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide''

->"And just to show how much this is a truly emotional powerhouse of a comic, worthy of song and praise, Peter Parker lets out all of his rage and passion: "NYRAAARGH!" Ah. ''Nyraaargh.'' Just hits you...right here, doesn't it? You know, the fibrous gland."

!!Fiction

[[AC:Anime & Manga]]
->''"Then it's settled. Let's have fun tonight because it is... IT'S PARTY TIME!"''
-->--'''Minh''', ''Anime/BloodPlus''

->''"NOOOO! '''MY LOVE!''' Accept it! Accept it! '''ACCEPT IT!'''"''
-->-- '''Zommari Leroux''', ''Manga/{{Bleach}}''

[[AC:Comic Books]]
->''"[[IllKillYou I'll kill you!]] [[ShapedLikeItself I'll kill you to death!]]"''
-->-- '''Superboy-Prime''', ''ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis''

[[AC:Fan Works]]
->''He was sobbing so hard that he began to hiccup.''
-->-- '''Lorelei Mackenzie''', [[http://www.trekiverse.org/archive/2000/story/tng/PicardsIllumination Picard's Illumination]]

[[AC:Film -- Live-Action]]
->''"RUUUUUUN!!! GOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [[MemeticMutation GET TO THE CHOPAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!]]"''
-->-- '''Dutch''' (Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger), ''Film/{{Predator}}''

->''"Oh man! Oh God, oh man! [[MadnessMantra Oh God, oh man! Oh God oh man! Oh God oh man oh GOD]]"''
-->-- '''Ryan O'Neal''', ''Film/ToughGuysDontDance''

->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k Garbage day! Hahahaha!]]"''
-->-- ''Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2''

->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=HyophYBP_w4&feature=fvwp They're eating her! And then they’re going to eat me!]] [[BigOMG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!]]"''
-->-- ''Film/Troll2''

->''"E'RYBODY BETRAY ME! I EM FED AHP WIT DIS WHIRL."''
-->-- '''Johnny''', ''Film/TheRoom''

[[AC:Live-Action TV]]
->''"My arm is numb. Numb arm. Numb arm, [[TropeNamers narm, NARM—]]"'' *thud*
-->-- '''Nate''', ''Series/SixFeetUnder''

->"Wait a minute...this isn't my world...[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud disa]]'''''[[BigWordShout POOOOIIIINTEEEEEEED!!!!]]'''''"
-->-- ''Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys''

[[AC:Video Games]]
->''The Frightbot told a story so scary you couldn't help but laugh.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Mother 3}}''

->''"WHAT AM I FIGHTING '''FOOOOOOORRRRRARG?!'''"''
-->-- '''Zero''', VideoGame/MegaManX4 [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LISmPmdUhYA cutscene]]

->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4cWu-0g2P8 I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with]] '''[[SkywardScream LIIIII]]''''''[[InopportuneVoiceCracking IIIIGHT]]'''!"''
-->-- '''Dante''', ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry''

->[[AGodAmI I'M THE LIGHT BRINGER!]] ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh1A03r7Nz8&t=56s I'M THE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!]]''
-->-- '''Edward Carnby''', ''Videogame/AloneInTheDark2008''

->''"Join me, Link, and I will make [[{{Mondegreen}} your face]] the [[TrrrillingRrrs grrrrrreatest]] in Koridai! Or else you will '''DIE.'''\\
You DARE bring LIGHT to my LAIR? '''YOU MUST DIE!!'''"''
-->-- '''Ganon''', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Link: The Faces of Evil]]'' and ''[[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]'', respectively (and by the way, every single line from these games could probably be quoted here, but those two are arguably the Narmiest.)

->''"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyI''

->[[{{Engrish}} Don't walk you away]], \\
I can find \\
Don't walk you away, \\
I can smile \\
[[JapaneseRanguage All in one right]], \\
all in one yeah! \\
Start all again
-->-- The (on-screen) lyrics to the VideoGame/{{DJMAX}} song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnAcT5nwc28&fmt=18 Fallen Angel]]

->''"That was TOO close! You were almost a JILL SANDWICH!"''
-->-- '''Barry Burton''', VideoGame/ResidentEvil

->''"WHAT is a MAN?!? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!!"''
-->-- '''Dracula''', ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight''

[[AC:Visual Novels]]
->''"[[{{Engrish}} The miracle never happen.]]"''
-->-- ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyJusticeForAll'' (Bad Ending)

->"''I should not be laughing! This is a terrible situation! And yet... I find myself unable to resist... your influence!"''
-->-- '''Jorgen Von Strangle''', in The [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutron Jimmy]]/[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents Timmy]] Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide after he blasts Jimmy and Timmy into a ditch.

->"Sometimes I think the ''Franchise/MetalGear'' franchise is like Creator/JimCarrey in ''Film/TheTrumanShow'': It’s this loud wacky dipshit in dire need of an editor who lives in the little world of his own surrounded by people reassuring him that 'No, ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]]'' was totally a touching emotional character drama, especially when the funny man did the big poo in his pants'. And every now and again someone tries to parachute in wearing a t-shirt saying 'EVERYONE'S TAKING THE PISS', but get swiftly bundled out of sight by a dogwalker and a {{Creator/Sony}} executive."
--> -- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance''

->Dracula seems to have abandoned his wife, Dolores, out of grief for their dead son, leaving her to grieve for Janus at his gravestone. It's actually a kind of sad scene, at least it would be if his gravestone didn't say Rest In [[YouMakeMeSic Peaee]].

->And just to show how much this is a truly emotional powerhouse of a comic, worthy of song and praise, Peter Parker lets out all of his rage and passion: "NYRAAARGH!" Ah. ''Nyraaargh.'' Just hits you...right here, doesn't it? You know, the fibrous gland.

->Franchise/SpiderMan gave Mary Jane cancer by tragically shooting her up repeatedly with his horrible radioactive Spider-Semen. ''[[ARareSentence His horrible radioactive Spider-Semen.]]'' That’s not tragic. That shit is fucking ''hilarious''.

->Everyone in the theater laughed at this point. Not exactly the reaction you want for your big dramatic moment.

->Now, is [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith General Grievous]] supposed to be funny? 'Cause they said he was a villain, right? Not a comedian?

->It's incidents like when Creator/WesleySnipes gets whacked twice with a TV set and barely suffers a bruise that make up the real humor.

->The first hour is as boring as ever, [[ItMakesSenseInContext even though they're doing the running and explaining with the less bad haircut]]. The little bit after that, snore-inducingly bad, but the last forty minutes are laugh-out-loud funny, and I guarantee you if Creator/GerryAnderson had come up with that plot for'' Series/{{Thunderbirds}} ''or'' Series/{{Stingray|1964}}'', he would have torn the place up. The skydiving implications of it are so staggering. In a way, I want to tell you what happens at the end because the end is so funny.

->In rough cut, ''Film/TheLonelyLady'' was [[SoBadItsGood one of the funniest bad movies ever made]]. Sadly, its makers previewed their film in Long Beach a week or two after I saw the rough cut, and, realizing what a total turkey they had in their hands, [[PolishTheTurd went through the movie trying desperately to cut all the laughs]]. But without the laughs, the movie was about 17 minutes long.

->As I said previously, I really think this book suffers for its audience. There's a paradox in the subject matter; on the one hand, Lasky wants to deal with themes such as Stockholm Syndrome, cannibalism, and child soldiers, but at the same time, she has to write these themes so they're accessible to her audience... which, unfortunately, is elementary and middle school students.\\
It's really ridiculous at times. One minute, the characters will be discussing cannibalism of children and even unhatched fetuses, and yet the next minute they'll be vowing to beat the "{{badbutt}}s". Really? The cannibalistic badbutts?
-->-- [[http://aftanith.blogspot.com.au/2012/12/the-journey-guardians-of-gahoole-2-by.html A review]] of ''Literature/GuardiansOfGahoole''

->You would have to have a heart of stone to watch Rory laying down his own life to save Amy (for the sixteenth or seventeenth time) without giggling, at least a little.

->'''[[MonsterClown Zeebo:]]''' ''Give it back...''
->'''[[WebVideo/JonTron JonTron:]]''' Oh, hey. This is getting kinda scary...
->'''Zeebo:''' ''(Circus music kicks in)'' '''''[[InopportuneVoiceCracking GIVE IT BAAAAAACK!]]'''''
->'''[[WebVideo/JonTron JonTron:]]''' ...Aaaand they blew it!
-->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''' reviewing ''Series/AreYouAfraidOfTheDark''

->The comic's main villain, an old school dean who once expelled Chris for good reason, is, in the comic, an evil witch who uses a brain control ray to transform the inhabitants of [=CWCville=] into her slaves (read: mall guards). Chris explains to the audience that this ray only works on the slow-in-mind. {{Hilarity ensues}} when you realize this means that whenever Sonichu and friends fight Mary Lee's minions, [[UnfortunateImplications they are actually beating through wave after wave of the mentally handicapped.]]

->''"Primal kinda died too by [[SquashedFlat becoming a hilarious pancake on the floor]], which seems more like a gag for [[TheChewToy Waspinator]] in ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' than a supposed-to-be dramatic [[TheHeroDies death for your main hero]]."''

->''"Oh, and that reminds me. That's another thing I don't like about this show, the villains. Well, they usually have memorable designs and personality and even plans... Actually, their plans. Let's talk about them. So, there's this episode, "Beauty is Only Skin-Deep". A fashion designer made a make-up spray to make everyone's face stuck at one emotion, because that made them ugly, apparently, and she hated beauty. Another villain wanted to make everything 1980s because... Yeah, because! Then, there was one who wanted to use Girl Scout cookies to make everyone overweight for no reason. In another episode, someone was kidnapping blonde women and sucking out their energy to make their hair grow so they could harvest it. These are even bizarre even for parody villain plans. But the tone and the style of the show, i-it doesn't really look or feel like it ''wants'' to be a parody. It kind of feels like it's ''trying'' to take itself seriously on some level. ''Totally Spies!'' takes on a more realistic art style than most of its contemporaries, and it's not bouncy and over the top. But the pieces just don't fit together, so instead, it becomes trying to tell a serious story about a villain wanting to turn everyone in the world into dogs because he doesn't like people. And yes, that was another episode."''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''' in his review of ''WesternAnimation/TotallySpies''

->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=HyophYBP_w4&feature=fvwp They're eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!]]"''

->''"My arm is numb. Numb arm. Numb arm, [[TropeNamers narm, NARM, NARM—]]"'' *thud*

->“Otherwise, the bowl will remain empty, forever.” Aaaaaand you’ve oversold it. There was a Line of Bathos, and you crossed it. I know it’s a metaphorical fish, but sweetie, that fish ain’t comin’ back.

-->-- Film/{{Troll 2}}

It's really ridiculous at times. One minute, the characters will be discussing cannibalism of children and even unhatched fetuses, and yet the next minute they'll be vowing to beat the "badbutts". Really? The cannibalistic badbutts?

-->--[[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Sonichu The Bad Webcomics Wiki]] on Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}

[[/folder]]

-->-- [[Creator/CleolindaJones Cleolinda Jones]] in the [[FootnoteFever commentary]] for Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince in 15 minutes

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''ComicBook/OneMoreDay''

[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:Fiction]]
->''The Frightbot told a story so scary you couldn't help but laugh.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Mother 3}}''

-->-- '''Nate''', Series/SixFeetUnder

->''"[[{{Engrish}} The miracle never happen.]]"''
-->-- ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyJusticeForAll'' (Bad Ending)

->''"RUUUUUUN!!! GOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [[MemeticMutation GET TO THE CHOPAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!]]"''
-->-- '''Dutch''' (Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger), Film/{{Predator}}

-->-- VideoGame/FinalFantasyI

->''"Oh man! Oh God, oh man! [[MadnessMantra Oh God, oh man! Oh God oh man! Oh God oh man oh GOD]]"''
-->-- '''Ryan O'Neal''', ''Film/ToughGuysDontDance''

->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k Garbage day! Hahahaha!]]"''
-->-- ''Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2''

->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=HyophYBP_w4&feature=fvwp They're eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!]]"''
-->-- Film/{{Troll 2}}

->''"Then it's settled. Let's have fun tonight because it is... IT'S PARTY TIME!"''
-->--'''Minh''', Anime/BloodPlus

->''"[[IllKillYou I'll kill you!]] [[ShapedLikeItself I'll kill you to death!]]"''
-->-- '''Superboy-Prime''', ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis

->''"LOVE IS BREAKING MY HEEEEE-AAAAART!"''
-->-- Love is Breaking My Heart by Grave Digger

->''"NOOOO! '''MY LOVE!''' Accept it! Accept it! '''ACCEPT IT!'''"''
-->-- '''Zommari Leroux''', Manga/{{Bleach}}

-->-- '''Dracula''', VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight

->''"Holy cosmos, look at that thing! So, that's the dragon of the legends? My gosh! That's one whopper of a lizard!"''
-->-- [[Manga/DragonBall Vegeta]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdGa-2BSFiI discovering the Namekian Dragon.]]

->''"E'RYBODY BETRAY ME! I EM FED AHP WIT DIS WHIRL."''
-->-- '''Johnny''', Film/TheRoom

->"And ah pray...OH! MAH! GOD! DO AH PRAY! I PRAY EVERYDAY SINGLE DA-AY!"
-->--'''4 Non Blondes''', "What's Up?"

->I don't think that I can ''take it!''
->Cause it took so long to ''bake it!''
->''And I'll '''never''' have that recipe again!''
->Oh '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!]]'''''
-->-- '''Creator/RichardHarris''', "[=MacArthur=] Park"

->"Holy mother of unintentional comedy!"
-->--'''Mike Nelson''' upon seeing Two-Face, Podcast/RiffTrax of ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->"Yang! This is a sad scene! The audience can't be sad if they're laughing!"
-->--'''Ruby Rose''' as Yang steals the Red Riding Hood play in ''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi''

->"Wait a minute...this isn't my world...[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud disa]]'''''[[BigWordShout POOOOIIIINTEEEEEEED!!!!]]'''''"
-->--''Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys''

->''"[[ShapedLikeItself I hate sand. It's so... sandy.]] But you, Padmé. You're not sandy. And that is why I love you."''
-->--''Stick Wars'' on '''Anakin Skywalker''', ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/AttackOfTheClones''

->''[[PunkRock "Punk"]] is nothing but death...and crime...and the '''''rage''''' of a '''''beast.'''''''
-->--''Franchise/{{Batman}}: Fortunate Sons''

->'''Captain Qwark:''' Citizens of Bogon, I am Captain Qwark. I come to you in this, your darkest of hours, to shine the FLASHLIGHT OF JUSTICE on your galaxy.\\
'''Ratchet:''' *[[LampshadeHanging laughs]]* [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Flashlight of justice?]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankGoingCommando''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]

->''“If you’re getting ready to do a really emotional scene then, right before it, you’re probably not going to be outside playing basketball.”''
-->-- '''Creator/EmilieDeRavin'''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Reviews]]

->''"The sublime and the ridiculous are often so nearly related, that it is difficult to class them separately. One step above the sublime, makes the ridiculous; and one step above the ridiculous, makes the sublime again."''
-->-- '''Thomas Paine''', The Age of Reason, (1795)

->"''Everyone in the theater laughed at this point. Not exactly the reaction you want for your big dramatic moment.''"
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheDistressedWatcher''', on Darth Vader's BigNo from ''Franchise/StarWars : Film/RevengeOfTheSith''

->''"Now, is [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith General Grievous]] supposed to be funny? 'Cause they said he was a villain, right? Not a comedian?"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''', Revenge of the Sith review

->''"It's incidents like when Creator/WesleySnipes gets whacked twice with a TV set and barely suffers a bruise that make up the real humor."''
-->-- [[http://www.reelviews.net/movies/d/demo_man.html James Berardinelli's review]] of ''Film/DemolitionMan''.

->"Franchise/SpiderMan gave Mary Jane cancer by tragically shooting her up repeatedly with his horrible radioactive Spider-Semen. ''[[ARareSentence His horrible radioactive Spider-Semen.]]'' That’s not tragic. That shit is fucking ''hilarious''."
-->-- '''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_12_dumbest_spiderman_stories_ever_besides_the.php on]] ''Comicbook/SpiderManReign''

->''"Dracula seems to have abandoned his wife, Dolores, out of grief for their dead son, leaving her to grieve for Janus at his gravestone. It's actually a kind of sad scene, at least it would be if his gravestone didn't say Rest In [[YouMakeMeSic Peaee]]."''

->''"The first hour is as boring as ever, [[ItMakesSenseInContext even though they're doing the running and explaining with the less bad haircut]]. The little bit after that, snore-inducingly bad, but the last forty minutes are laugh-out-loud funny, and I guarantee you if Creator/GerryAnderson had come up with that plot for'' Series/{{Thunderbirds}} ''or'' Series/{{Stingray|1964}}'', he would have torn the place up. The skydiving implications of it are so staggering. In a way, I want to tell you what happens at the end because the end is so funny.''"

->The comic's main villain, an old school dean who once expelled Chris for good reason, is, in the comic, an evil witch who uses a brain control ray to transform the inhabitants of [=CWCville=] into her slaves (read: mall guards). Chris explains to the audience that this ray only works on the slow-in-mind. {{Hilarity ensues}} when you realize this means that whenever Sonichu and friends fight Mary Lee's minions, [[UnfortunateImplications they are actually beating through wave after wave of the mentally handicapped.]]
-->--[[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Sonichu The Bad Webcomics Wiki]] on Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}

-->-- [[Creator/CleolindaJones Cleolinda Jones]] in the [[FootnoteFever commentary]] for Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince in 15 minutes.

-> You would have to have a heart of stone to watch Rory laying down his own life to save Amy (for the sixteenth or seventeenth time) without giggling, at least a little.

-> In rough cut, ''Film/TheLonelyLady'' was [[SoBadItsGood one of the funniest bad movies ever made]]. Sadly, its makers previewed their film in Long Beach a week or two after I saw the rough cut, and, realizing what a total turkey they had in their hands, [[PolishTheTurd went through the movie trying desperately to cut all the laughs]]. But without the laughs, the movie was about 17 minutes long.
-->--'''[[https://books.google.com/books?id=bLpJHjGFNk8C&pg=PT231 John Wilson]]''', ''The Official [[Usefulnotes/GoldenRaspberryAward Razzie]] Movie Guide''

->''As I said previously, I really think this book suffers for its audience. There's a paradox in the subject matter; on the one hand, Lasky wants to deal with themes such as Stockholm Syndrome, cannibalism, and child soldiers, but at the same time, she has to write these themes so they're accessible to her audience... which, unfortunately, is elementary and middle school students.\\
It's really ridiculous at times. One minute, the characters will be discussing cannibalism of children and even unhatched fetuses, and yet the next minute they'll be vowing to beat the "badbutts". Really? The cannibalistic badbutts?''
-->-- [[http://aftanith.blogspot.com.au/2012/12/the-journey-guardians-of-gahoole-2-by.html A review]] of ''Literature/GuardiansOfGahoole''

->''"[[HarmfulToMinors A baby just watched his mother die right before his eyes.]] Why is this so hilarious to me? Oh wait, no, I know why. It's because she died by [[UndignifiedDeath getting bonked on the head by an empty shell casing]]!"''
-->--'''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''' in his ''Anime Abandon'' review of ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamF91''.

->''"My arm is numb. Numb arm. Numb arm, [[TropeNamers narm, NARM, NARM--]]"'' *thud*

-->-- Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2

->''"[[IllKillYou I'll kill you]]! [[ShapedLikeItself I'll kill you to death]]!"''

->"Franchise/SpiderMan gave Mary Jane cancer by tragically shooting her up repeatedly with his horrible radioactive Spider-Semen. ''His horrible radioactive Spider-Semen''. That’s not tragic. That shit is fucking ''hilarious''."

->The comic's main villain, an old school dean who once expelled Chris for good reason, is, in the comic, an evil witch who uses a brain control ray to transform the inhabitants of [=CWCville=] into her slaves (read: mall guards). Chris explains to the audience that this ray only works on the slow-in-mind. Hilarity ensues when you realize this means that whenever Sonichu and friends fight Mary Lee's minions, [[UnfortunateImplications they are actually beating through wave after wave of the mentally handicapped.]]

->''"[[HarmfulToMinors A baby just watched his mother die right before his eyes]]. Why is this so hilarious to me? Oh wait, no, I know why. It's because she died by [[UndignifiedDeath getting bonked on the head by an empty shell casing]]!"''