History Quotes / MsFanservice

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->"It doesn’t take [[{{Franchise/Halo}} a giant space protractor]] to calculate that Master Chief and Cortana are the only marketable faces of the franchise...Cortana flaps her big blue knockers about like a gelatine dessert on a merry-go-round."
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/Halo5Guardians''

-->--''WebVideo/BeatriceTheGoldenWitch'' on the first episode of Sword Art Online II

->"It doesn’t take [[{{Franchise/Halo}} a giant space protractor]] to calculate that Master Chief and Cortana are the only marketable faces of the franchise...Cortana [[{{Gainaxing}} flaps her big blue knockers about]] like a gelatine dessert on a merry-go-round."

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.\\
'''Jessica:''' I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

-->--''WebVideo/{{BeatriceTheGoldenWitch}}'' on the first episode of Sword Art Online II

-->--''WebVideo/{{Diginee}}'' on the first episode of Sword Art Online II

-->--''WebVideo/{{Digibro}}'' on the first episode of Sword Art Online II

->"It has been suggested that, uh, Creator/NicolaBryant was asked to reveal more or herself than, um, other companions traditionally had in the past. She was occasionally asked to wear clothes that she herself would not have chosen to wear, bless her. (I had no objection whatsoever.)"

->"It has been suggested that, uh, Nicola Bryant was asked to reveal more or herself than, um, other companions traditionally had in the past. She was occasionally asked to wear clothes that she herself would not have chosen to wear, bless her. (I had no objection whatsoever.)"

-->--'''Jennifer Malkowski''' on ''{{Smallville}}''

->''"I'm back from rocking out with my cock out! Get this shit: some dude just came up to me and thrust his package in my face."''
-->-- '''[[LovableSexManiac Panty Anarchy]]''', ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt''

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' You don't know how hard it is being a man.. looking at a woman... looking the way ''you'' do.\\

->''"You know what? If I was you, I'd go down there and give those boys a drink. [You] can't imagine how happy it makes a man to see a woman like you. Just to look at her. And if one of them should pat your behind, just make believe it's nothing. They earned it."''
-->-- '''Cheyenne''', to Jill, ''Film/OnceUponATimeInTheWest''

->''"We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar\\

But [[Series/StarTrekVoyager this one has a smashing ass and lovely set of tits!]]"''

->''"I am human. I enjoy seeing Thandie Newton nude."''

[[AC:Podcasts]]

->'''V1''': She has zero charisma. ''[[DullSurprise Negative]]'' charisma.\\
'''Jay''': And she's obviously disinterested ''and'' untalented. But she does pull in the crowds.
-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on {{Wrestling/Sable}}, Ep. 40

->''"It doesn’t take [[{{Franchise/Halo}} a giant space protractor]] to calculate that Master Chief and Cortana are the only marketable faces of the franchise, which is not even because they’re good or interesting characters; it’s only because Mr. Chuffy is the protagonist, and Cortana [[{{Gainaxing}} flaps her big blue knockers about]] like a gelatine dessert on a merry-go-round."''

->''"If you Googled '[[TheInternetIsForPorn Kate Upton’s nipples]],' you’d see Kate Upton’s nipples on a horse and Kate Upton’s nipples under a white, wet t-shirt. We’ve seen Kate Upton’s nipples and we’ve seen pretty much every piece of her body except for both pairs of her down low lips (which I’m sure look like a dwarf rose blooming in the sunlight)."''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/08/09/the-internet-is-to-blame-for-why-kate-upton-wont-ever-get-naked-in-front-of-a-camera/ Michael K.]]''', "The Internet Is To Blame For Why Kate Upton Won’t Ever Get Naked In Front Of A Camera"

->''I’m pretty certain anybody who’s a fan of either Creator/SylvesterStallone or Creator/SharonStone doesn’t go to the movies for [[TomHanksSyndrome serious dramatics]]. Stallone’s fans go to see him [[RatedMForManly kill a lot of things and be macho]], and Stone’s fans go in the vain hope she’ll do another leg spreading scene like in ''Film/BasicInstinct''. To be fair, she does get naked in this film. On the downside, [[FanDisservice so does Sly]].

->''"I could mention ''[Isabelle]'' Huppert’s performance but with her being nude almost the whole movie [[DistractedByTheSexy I seemed to forget how well she acted]]. It’s the damnedest thing."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/20/heavens-gate-michael-cimino-1980/ on]] ''Film/HeavensGate''

->''"It is an established fact that you can gauge the popularity anime/video game character by the amount of people drawing them naked and posting them on the Internet, and its is unlikely that this discrepancy between [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Tifa]] and [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Rinoa]] smut escaped Square's attention."''
-->-- '''Pat R.''', [[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff09 "Diminishing Returns"]]

->''"We finally meet Asuka. You may remember her from the umpteen billion toys, posters, and perverted PC games [[{{Otaku}} you people]] may play."''
-->--'''[[https://web.archive.org/web/20090210054044/http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/neon-genesis-evangelion/ Christopher Kinsey]]''' on ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''

->''"We obviously could've filled this entire list with clickbaity yellow spandex fetish art of [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 April O'Neil]] and called it a day."''
-->--'''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-pieces-ninja-turtle-fan-art-thatll-ruin-your-childhood/ "5 Pieces of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fanart That'll Give You Nightmares"]]

->''"There’s [[{{Padding}} so little happening]] on ''Voyager'' at the moment that Janeway calls a meeting of the senior staff so they can all talk about their dreams. Remember when ''[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]]'' did this episode (Night Terrors) – at least they bothered to have Troi floating in a green cloud [[MaleGaze with her bottom filling the screen]]!"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Waking Moments"

->''"See, 'Klingon' isn’t just a warrior race, it’s also what Seven’s impractically tight uniform does to her breasts."''

->'''David''': I like Creator/EricaDurance in [[SexyWhateverOutfit ridiculous outfits]], but there’s a point where it really starts distracting from the show.\\

->''"Speaking of Creator/KristinKreuk, her Comicbook/LanaLang was initially as captivating as the actress herself appears to be... until the writers/producers made clear they were [[SpotlightStealingSquad altogether captivated by her]], as well, and couldn't write her fairly to save their lives."''
-->--'''[[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville-finale3 Marc Pritchard]]''' on ''Series/{{Smallville}}''

->''"As my girlfriend remarked, 'I feel like every episode is about Lois's boobs,' demonstrated in this, [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160315155358/http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/smallvilleseason6.php my very own Lois's boobs collage]] from this season."''

->''"Her wardrobe consists of pure white gowns that are somehow both full-length and yet [[ShowSomeLeg split almost to the crotch]]. [[VaporWear And I'm not convinced she wears a bra]]."''

->''"I think it's time for a little '''''FANSERVICE!'''''"''

->''In the end of the episode we get to meet Shinon's ass and cameltoe, followed to a lesser extent by Shinon.''

->''Wait a minute, that's Creator/LinneaQuigley! I didn't recognize her with underpants on!''

->''"It has been suggested that, uh, Nicola Bryant was asked to reveal more or herself than, um, ''[[HotterAndSexier other]]'' companions traditionally had in the past. She was occasionally asked to wear clothes that she herself would not have chosen to wear, bless her. ([[CovertPervert I had no objection whatsoever]].)"''

->''"I never thought a picture of my body would be tacked up in men's bathrooms. I hate men looking at me and thinking what they think. And I know what they think. [[WhyFandomCantHaveNiceThings They write and tell me.]]"''
-->--'''Creator/LyndaCarter'''

->''"She came across as a kind of girl who would, would, uhhh...well, no way else to say it: [[ReallyGetsAround put out.]]"''

->''"It kills me, and it was always just [[{{Narm}} vaguely embarrassing]] when you would have to do serious scenes with her in the room. You are just sitting there thinking, ‘Well, you essentially have this naked woman at the table.’ Everybody is just supposed to [[RuleOfSexy pretend like that is okay]], but you don’t play anyone else like that. Why doesn’t Janeway come to the bridge in a halter-top one day? Seriously, why doesn’t Tom wear hot pants periodically?"''

-> ''"I'm comfortable posing naked."''
-->--'''Creator/KimKardashian'''

-> ''"[[Creator/CindyCrawford Cindy]] has the quintessential cover girl face. She's really the best for a non-fashion picture - she has the kind of shape that only gets better [[ItsNotPornItsArt the more you take away the clothes]]"''.

-->-- '''Towny''', a member of ''Website/OutpostGallifrey'' discussing Servalan from ''Series/BlakesSeven''

->''"It has been suggested that, uh, Nicola Bryant was asked to reveal more or herself than, um, ''[[HotterAndSexier other]]'' companions traditionally had in the past. She was occasionally asked to wear clothes that she herself would not have chosen to wear, bless her. ([[HelloNurse I had no objection whatsoever]].)"''

->''"Her wardrobe consists of [[WomanInWhite pure white gowns]] that are somehow both full-length and yet [[ShowSomeLeg split almost to the crotch]]. [[VaporWear And I'm not convinced she wears a bra]]."''

->'''David''': I like Erica Durance in [[SexyWhateverOutfit ridiculous outfits]], but there’s a point where it really starts distracting from the show.\\

-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-recap-supergirl-episode-3-season-10/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Supergirl")

-->--'''[[http://spoonyexperiment.com/neon-genesis-evangelion/ Christopher Kinsey]]''' on ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''

->''"Speaking of ''[Kristen]'' Kreuk, her Lana Lang was initially as captivating as the actress herself appears to be... until the writers/producers made clear they were [[SpotlightStealingSquad altogether captivated by her]], as well, and couldn't write her fairly to save their lives."''

-->--'''Jennifer Malkowski''' on ''Series/{{Smallville}}''

-->--'''[[Series/WonderWoman Lynda Carter]]'''