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"Your very existence is public indecency."
Keito, to Kanako, Star Driver

"I'm back from rocking out with my cock out! Get this shit: some dude just came up to me and thrust his package in my face."
Film — Live-Action

Eddie Valiant: You don't know how hard it is being a man.. looking at a woman... looking the way you do.
Jessica: I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

"You know what? If I was you, I'd go down there and give those boys a drink. [You] can't imagine how happy it makes a man to see a woman like you. Just to look at her. And if one of them should pat your behind, just make believe it's nothing. They earned it."
Cheyenne, to Jill, Once Upon a Time in the West


"We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit,
But this one has a smashing ass and lovely set of tits!"
Voltaire, "The U.S.S. Make Shit Up"


"I am human. I enjoy seeing Thandie Newton nude."
Roger Ebert on Besieged (1999)


V1: She has zero charisma. Negative charisma.
Jay: And she's obviously disinterested and untalented. But she does pull in the crowds.
OSW Review on Sable, Ep. 40

Web Animation

"It doesn’t take a giant space protractor to calculate that Master Chief and Cortana are the only marketable faces of the franchise, which is not even because they’re good or interesting characters; it’s only because Mr. Chuffy is the protagonist, and Cortana flaps her big blue knockers about like a gelatine dessert on a merry-go-round."

Web Original

"If you Googled 'Kate Upton’s nipples,' you’d see Kate Upton’s nipples on a horse and Kate Upton’s nipples under a white, wet t-shirt. We’ve seen Kate Upton’s nipples and we’ve seen pretty much every piece of her body except for both pairs of her down low lips (which I’m sure look like a dwarf rose blooming in the sunlight)."
Michael K., "The Internet Is To Blame For Why Kate Upton Won’t Ever Get Naked In Front Of A Camera"

I’m pretty certain anybody who’s a fan of either Sylvester Stallone or Sharon Stone doesn’t go to the movies for serious dramatics. Stallone’s fans go to see him kill a lot of things and be macho, and Stone’s fans go in the vain hope she’ll do another leg spreading scene like in Basic Instinct''. To be fair, she does get naked in this film. On the downside, so does Sly.

"I could mention [Isabelle] Huppert’s performance but with her being nude almost the whole movie I seemed to forget how well she acted. It’s the damnedest thing."

"It is an established fact that you can gauge the popularity anime/video game character by the amount of people drawing them naked and posting them on the Internet, and its is unlikely that this discrepancy between Tifa and Rinoa smut escaped Square's attention."

"We finally meet Asuka. You may remember her from the umpteen billion toys, posters, and perverted PC games you people may play."

"We obviously could've filled this entire list with clickbaity yellow spandex fetish art of April O'Neil and called it a day."

"There’s so little happening on Voyager at the moment that Janeway calls a meeting of the senior staff so they can all talk about their dreams. Remember when TNG did this episode (Night Terrors) – at least they bothered to have Troi floating in a green cloud with her bottom filling the screen!"
Joe Ford on Star Trek: Voyager, "Waking Moments"

"See, 'Klingon' isn’t just a warrior race, it’s also what Seven’s impractically tight uniform does to her breasts."

David: I like Erica Durance in ridiculous outfits, but there’s a point where it really starts distracting from the show.
Chris: You’ve seen more of it than I have, Uzi. Is this a recurring theme with Durance? Because in three episodes that I’ve watched, two have had her tied up, and one of those involved actual honest-to-god bondage gear.
—Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville ("Supergirl")

"Speaking of Kristin Kreuk, her Lana Lang was initially as captivating as the actress herself appears to be... until the writers/producers made clear they were altogether captivated by her, as well, and couldn't write her fairly to save their lives."

"As my girlfriend remarked, 'I feel like every episode is about Lois's boobs,' demonstrated in this, my very own Lois's boobs collage from this season."
Jennifer Malkowski on Smallville

"Her wardrobe consists of pure white gowns that are somehow both full-length and yet split almost to the crotch. And I'm not convinced she wears a bra."
Towny, a member of Outpost Gallifrey discussing Servalan from Blake's 7

Web Video

"I think it's time for a little FANSERVICE!"

In the end of the episode we get to meet Shinon's ass and cameltoe, followed to a lesser extent by Shinon.
Digibro on the first episode of Sword Art Online II

Get ready for an action-packed thrill ride about Russian spies who take down America by any wigs necessary, in this winning combination of great acting, historical drama, and Felicity's butt!

Wait a minute, that's Linnea Quigley! I didn't recognize her with underpants on!

Real Life

"It has been suggested that, uh, Nicola Bryant was asked to reveal more or herself than, um, other companions traditionally had in the past. She was occasionally asked to wear clothes that she herself would not have chosen to wear, bless her. (I had no objection whatsoever.)"
Colin Baker on Peri Brown, UKGold's Doctor Who @40''

"I never thought a picture of my body would be tacked up in men's bathrooms. I hate men looking at me and thinking what they think. And I know what they think. They write and tell me."

"She came across as a kind of girl who would, would, uhhh...well, no way else to say it: put out."
Shane Douglas on Francine, Forever Hardcore

"It kills me, and it was always just vaguely embarrassing when you would have to do serious scenes with her in the room. You are just sitting there thinking, ‘Well, you essentially have this naked woman at the table.’ Everybody is just supposed to pretend like that is okay, but you don’t play anyone else like that. Why doesn’t Janeway come to the bridge in a halter-top one day? Seriously, why doesn’t Tom wear hot pants periodically?"

"I'm comfortable posing naked."


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