History Quotes / MoneyDearBoy

-->-- '''MichaelCaine''', on his role in '''''[[{{Jaws}} Jaws: The Revenge]]'''''

-->--'''Mike Jeavons''', '''''WebOriginal/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses''''', "[[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/mjtv/ss/24852-american-pie-3 Shameful Sequels: American Pie 3]]"

-->-- '''[[WebOriginal/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''ChuckNorris Karate Kommandos #1''

->'''[[WebOriginal/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''': Your acting says otherwise.
-->--'''''WebOriginal/BadMovieBeatdown'''''

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-->--'''Mike Jeavons''', '''''ThatGuyWithTheGlasses''''', "[[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/mjtv/ss/24852-american-pie-3 Shameful Sequels: American Pie 3]]"

-->-- '''{{Linkara}}''' on ''ChuckNorris Karate Kommandos #1''

->'''FilmBrain''': Your acting says otherwise.

-->--'''''BadMovieBeatdown'''''

->''"You do what you gotta do. This is not heart surgery. I'm not curing cancer. I'm just trying to put my kids through school."''
-->--'''RonPerlman'''

->''"I made a picture called'' [[Film/SuperMarioBros Super Mario Bros.]]'', and my six-year-old son at the time -- he's now 18 -- he said, 'Dad I think you're probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in ''Super Mario Bros''?' And I said, 'Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes,' and he said, '[[WasItReallyWorthIt Dad, I don't need shoes that badly.]]'"''

->''"People ask me why I'm playing in this picture. The answer is simple: [[TropeNamer Money, dear boy.]] I'm like a vintage wine. You have to drink me quickly before I turn sour. I'm almost used up now and I can feel the end coming. That's why I'm taking money now. I've got nothing to leave my family but the money I can make from films. Nothing is beneath me if it pays well. I've earned the right to damn well grab whatever I can in the time I've got left."''
-->-- '''LaurenceOlivier''', on his role in '''''Inchon'''''

->'''MichaelMadsen:''' Pretty much. It's certainly less than ten. ''KillBill'', ''{{Species}}'', ''FreeWilly'', ''ThelmaAndLouise'', ''ReservoirDogs'' and ''DonnieBrasco''. Six, that's it. That's not a low number. I'm just hard to please. I've made some crap but you've got to pay the bills.

->''"I'm doing weapons training for this piece of shit, then I go to Romania to shoot another piece of shit, then come back to shoot my part in this piece of shit...[sighs]...What can I say? My wife loves shoes."''

->'''MichaelMadsen:''' Pretty much. It's certainly less than ten. Kill Bill, Species, Free Willy, Thelma And Louise, Reservoir Dogs and Donny Brasco. Six, that's it. That's not a low number. I'm just hard to please. I've made some crap but you've got to pay the bills.

->'''Interviewer:''' You're quoted as saying you've only made five good movies in your career. True?
->'''MichaelMadsen:''' Pretty much. It's certainly less than ten. Kill Bill, Species, Free Willy, Thelma And Louise, Reservoir Dogs and Donny Brasco. Six, that's it. That's not a low number. I'm just hard to please. I've made some crap but you've got to pay the bills.

->--'''RonPerlman''' on ''[[UweBoll In the Name of the King: A]] DungeonSiege [[UweBoll Tale]]''

->''"DennisQuaid. ''TheDayAfterTomorrow'', ''[[GiJoeTheRiseOfCobra G.I. Joe]]'', and now ''{{Pandorum}}''? Why? Do you need money? I'll give you some money."''
->--'''Brett Erlich''', ''The RottenTomatoes Show''

->--'''Michael Caine'''

->--'''Mike Jeavons''', ''[[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/mjtv/ss/24852-american-pie-3 Shameful Sequels: American Pie 3]]''

->''"You show me an actor doing a shit movie, I'll show you a guy with a bad divorce."''
->--[[http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/13/bill-murray-at-the-n.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+boingboing/iBag+(Boing+Boing) '''Bill Murray''']]

->''"I made a picture called'' [[Film/SuperMarioBros Super Mario Bros.]]'', and my six-year-old son at the time - he's now 18 - he said, 'Dad I think you're probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in'' Super Mario Bros.''?' And I said, 'Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes,' and he said, '[[WasItReallyWorthIt Dad, I don't need shoes that badly.]]'"''
->--'''Dennis Hopper''' giving us an almost literal example of the trope name.

->''"For the money, old chap, for the money!'"''
->--'''Ray Milland''' When asked why he had appeared in so many bad films late in his career.

->'''''[[TheMockbuster Transmorphers]]'' Character''': I did not sign on for a paycheque!
->'''FilmBrain''': Your acting says otherwise.
->--''BadMovieBeatdown''
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->''"Sorry, they just offered me too much money."''
->--'''TheNostalgiaCritic''', selling out by doing his own comedy spin-off, Critic and Trout

->--'''Dennis Hopper'''

->''"I made a picture called'' [[Film/SuperMarioBros Super Mario Bros.]]'', and my six-year-old son at the time - he's now 18 - he said, 'Dad I think you're probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.?' And I said, 'Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes,' and he said, '[[WasItReallyWorthIt Dad, I don't need shoes that badly.]]'"''

->--[[http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/13/bill-murray-at-the-n.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+boingboing/iBag+(Boing+Boing) '''BillMurray''']]

->''"Abe Vigoda?! What are you doing here?"''
->--'''TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''GoodBurger''

->''"If you're good at something, never do it for free."''
->--'''TheJoker''', ''TheDarkKnight''

->''"I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."''
->--'''Michael Caine''' on ''{{Jaws}}: The Revenge''

->--'''The Joker''', ''TheDarkKnight''

->--'''Michael Caine''' on ''Jaws: The Revenge''

->''"Dennis Quaid. ''The Day After Tomorrow'', ''G.I. Joe'', and now ''Pandorum''? Why? Do you need money? I'll give you some money."''
->--'''Brett Erlich''', ''The Rotten Tomatoes Show''

->--'''NostalgiaCritic''' on ''GoodBurger''