History Quotes / LeeroyJenkins

->'''[[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Applejack]]''': ...but you can't let a convoluted backstory stop you from helping your friends! With just a little teamwork we can all-\\

'''Mitsuru''': Watch out! Behind you!!\\
(''one battle later'')\\

->While the US Marines act with [[IdiotHero short-sighted self-righteousness]], convinced that they're the heroes in their own personal war movie ([[TakeThat you know, just like in real life]]), their attitude eventually leads to them [[NiceJobBreakingItHero screwing the pooch so hard]] that the pooch has to lock itself in the bathroom for an hour with a tube of soothing cream.
-->-- '''Creator/BenCroshaw''', in his review of ''[[VideoGame/ModernWarfare Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]'' for ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

(one battle later)\\

->'''Cassandra:''' Hmph... I won't let [[{{Necromancer}} Necrongius]] get away with what he's done to the Mushroom Kingdom! So he wants to crucify me... '''I'd like to see him ''try!''''' For Princess Peach and her kingdom... We've got no choice but to bring the fight to Necrongius!! '''Charge!''' *rushes directly at Necrongius*\\

'''Luigifan:''' It means that Cassandra practically just served herself to Necrongius on a silver platter! Unless we get in there to back her up ''immediately'', she's doomed!!! *sigh* '''LEEEEERROOOOOYYYY JENKINS!!!!!!!!''' *also rushes towards Necrongius, only to be swatted aside by Sunset*
-->--A prelude to a moment of [[BadassInDistress catastrophic recklessness]] [[https://comments.deviantart.com/1/297128947/2598195246 during the "A rare moment indeed" roleplay]] of ''Webcomic/WhiteDarkLife''

->The way you're ''intended'' to go through it by gradually making your way across while he's not looking, so that you don't anger him. If you're anythin' like me, though, you live life ON THE EDGE, and don't play by Miyazaki's little rules! I did not put in ''[[VideoGames/DemonsSouls Demon's Souls]]'' to... ''listen to shit'' or ''pay attention!''

-->-- '''BenCroshaw''', in his review of ''[[VideoGame/ModernWarfare Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]'' for ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

->Well, old Leeroy ran up in there,
->Like he took a hit from the pipe. ("Oh, my god, he just ran in...")
->And his guild had to follow,
->It was so hard to swallow,
->And they all got an epic wipe ("God damn it, Leeroy!")

->And it's Bad, Bad Leeroy Jenkins,
->Baddest man in the whole damn kingdom.
->Badder than a grizzly bear,
->And dumber than a bag of hair.
-->-- "[[https://youtu.be/__haAstNS5Q Bad, Bad Leeroy Jenkins]]", to the tune of "[[Music/JimCroce Bad, Bad Leroy Brown]]"

->'''Jack''': Thank Christ you're not a doctor, Ryan!\\
'''Ryan''': What are you talking about?!\\
'''Jack''': If you were a fucking surgeon, like, "I'm just gonna start cuttin'!"\\
'''Ryan''': We're not surgeons, we're entertainers! And listening to him talk while nothing is happening is ''not entertaining!''
-->-- '''Creator/AchievementHunter''', "Let's Play - Destiny 2: Leviathan Raid - Emperor Calus (Finale)"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "Woo-oo!"

->'''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Let's find that overblown satellite -- and smash it!\\

->Thinking quickly, [[SergeantRock Sarge]] had [[TheJeeves Alfred]] distract our [[EnsignNewbie Interrogator]] with [[SpotOfTea a flask of tea while]] we formed a plan. [[ProperlyParanoid Twitch]] would lead with some grenades, Sarge would flank left, [[StickyFingers Nubby]] and [[TheMedic Doc]] would lay down covering fire, and [[TheBerserker Cutter]] would... run straight in screaming before any of us got into position.

'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony]]''': I ''have'' a plan -- attack.

->I am convinced that [[[ThePaladin paladins]]] are a unique lot amongst the humans. My theory is that they lack higher brain function, unable to logically assess a situation and calculate an outcome. One has only to make mention of the Light to get them frothing and battle ready - at which point they will rush headlong into any engagement with complete disregard for their own well-being.

->When UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan jumped into the air, the other team had two choices: let him dunk or put five defenders on him. If they took the second option, Jordan would pass the ball to one of four wide-open teammates. [[MortonsFork It almost wasn't fair]].\\

->While the US Marines act with [[IdiotHero short-sighted self-righteousness]], convinced that they're the heroes in their own personal war movie ([[TakeThat you know, just like in real life]]), their attitude eventually leads to them screwing the pooch so hard that the pooch has to lock itself in the bathroom for an hour with a tube of soothing cream.

'''Jack''': If you were a fucking surgeon, like, "I'm just gonna start cuttin'!"
'''Ryanan''': We're not surgeons, we're entertainers! And listening to him talk while nothing is happening is ''not entertaining!''
-->-- '''Creator/AchievmentHunter''', "Let's Play - Destiny 2: Leviathan Raid - Emperor Calus (Finale)"

-->-- '''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]''', ''Changes''

(Drax allows himself to be swallowed whole by the Abilisk)\\
'''Peter''': (horrified) What is he doing!?\\

-->--''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''

'''Diabel:''' What? No, goddammit guys! Squad B! Quit attacking the boss and keep the Sentinels off us! Squad C and D! Stop attacking from the front, do you even know what "flank" means?! SQUAD F, FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP PLAYING ''[[{{VideoGame/Bejeweled}} BEJEWELED]]!'' [[{{Angrish}} AARGH!!]]

-> ''While the US Marines act with [[IdiotHero short-sighted self-righteousness]], convinced that they're the heroes in their own personal war movie ([[TakeThat you know, just like in real life]]), their attitude eventually leads to them screwing the pooch so hard that the pooch has to lock itself in the bathroom for an hour with a tube of soothing cream.''
--> '''BenCroshaw''', in his review of ''[[VideoGame/ModernWarfare Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]'' for ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

->'''Scrooge:''' According to these markings, the Atlanteans were so eager to create an epic city of wonders and death traps, they didn't stop to figure out a proper support structure and the whole thing fell into the sea. You kids best stay by the sub while I scout ahead.
->'''Huey:''' Dewey ran in as soon as you said "death traps".
->'''Dewey:''' ''(offscreen)'' Come on, Scrooge! We've got this!
-->--''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "Woo-oo!"

'''Gamora''': He said that the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so-\\

'''Peter''': Skin is the same level of thickness from the inside as from the outside!\\

--> '''BenCroshaw''', in his review of ''[[VideoGame/ModernWarfare CallOfDuty 4: Modern Warfare]]'' for ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

-> ''While the US Marines act with [[{IdiotHero short-sighted self-righteousness]], convinced that they're the heroes in their own personal war movie ([[TakeThat you know, just like in real life]]), their attitude eventually leads to them screwing the pooch so hard that the pooch has to lock itself in the bathroom for an hour with a tube of soothing cream.''

->'''Huey:'' Dewey ran in as soon as you said "death traps".

'''Misato:''' Do you know the meaning of the word "caution?"

'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony]]''': I ''have'' a plan - attack.

'''Rocket:''' [[OhCrap ...Or we could just get it first and improvise.]]

'''West:''' Well, that's what you're here for, right? You're the master of this mechanical stuff.\\
'''Gordon:''' (''chuckling maniacally'') Oh ho ho, I see. ''Now'' I'm the "master of this mechanical stuff." As opposed to five minutes ago, when I was calmly and coolly trying to find a solution to this very problem. But then something happened. Someone, who will remain nameless — JIM WEST! — decided to jump over the wire, thereby providing us with that exhilarating romp through the cornfield, and that death-defying leap into the abysmal muck! And here we stand, with that demented maniac hurtling towards our President, with our one and only means of transportation, with Rita as his prisoner, armed with God-knows-what machinery of mass destruction, with the simple intention of overthrowing our government and taking over the country!\\

'''Gordon:''' I can't be calm! Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm the "Master of the Mechanical Stuff!" And I have to help you! You, the master of the STUPID STUFF!

'''Mook:''' Penance? You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted; the feast of St Vigeous has been ruined by ''your'' incompetence!\\

->Hey, watch this! [[note]] Translation: "I'm about to do something terminally stupid."[[/note]]

->Remember, when you see the [[{{Franchise/Batman}} Bat]], shout, and charge him. [[TooDumbToLive Never fails]].

'''Raynor:''' Hold your position Tychus! Let us get a support force up there to cover you! \\

'''Raynor:''' Dammit, Tychus! Stand down! Can you read me?!

'''Teddie''': Wait, what?\\

->'''Jamaal:''' [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption I think this is a pretty good plan]], we should be able to pull it off this time. Uh, what do you think Abduhl? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?\\

-->--''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'', ''chapter 7''

->The way you're ''intended'' to go through it by gradually making your way across while he's not looking, so that you don't anger him. If you're anythin' like me, though, you live life ON THE EDGE, and don't play by Miyazaki's little rules! I did not put in ''[[VideoGames/DemonsSouls Demon's Souls]]'' to... '''listen to shit''' or '''pay attention!'''
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLItPEpkK7A#t=7460s Matthewmatosis]]''' on the Dragon God

->'''Jamaal:''' [...] [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption I think this is a pretty good plan]], we should be able to pull it off this time. Uh, what do you think Abduhl? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?\\

->'''Diabel:''' Let's just do this already. You all know the plan. Alright men, form up and-
->'''Players:''' EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
->'''Diabel:''' What? No, goddammit guys! Squad B! Quit attacking the boss and keep the Sentinels off us. Squad C and D! Stop attacking from the front, do you even know what flank means? SQUAD F, FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP PLAYING [[{{VideoGame/Bejeweled}} BEJEWELED]]! AARGH!

->'''Kayaba:''' I tried, you know. Lord knows I tried. But there's just no helping you people. It's like you crave death. But not just any death, nooooooo! [[TooDumbToLive You fuckers seem to have some kind of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible.]] And you just keep one-upping each other! Do you know how many of you have died screaming "Leeroy Jenkins!"? More than zero. Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds for exterminating the species!
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

->'''Reed Richards''': I don't understand. I told him my theories about these robots.
->'''Ben Grimm''': It's Johnny. You lost him at "Don't."
-->--''WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes'', "[[Recap/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroesTrialByFire Trial By Fire]]"

->Leap to conclusion, and you leap to confusion!
-->--'''Rafiki''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLionGuard'': "Paintings And Predictions"

'''Abduhl:''' Uhhh.. [[AssPull yeah, gimme a sec...]] I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three, [[LudicrousPrecision repeating of course]], percentage, of survival.\\
'''Jamaal:''' Well, that's a lot better than we usually do. Alright, you think we're ready-\\