History Quotes / IndianBurialGround

->''"In [''{{Film/Jaws}}''], you will recall, the danger of shark attacks was concealed by venal real estate speculators who didn't want to scare the buyers away. That the case this time, too; The Realtor throws a party for prospective home buyers and denies that there are piranhas in the lake until until most of his would-be buyers have been digested. Implausible, you say? Try telling that to the piranhas. Next I am anticipating a movie called ''[[FauxHorrific Realtor]]''."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Film/{{Piranha}}'' (1978)

->''"Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on'' '''''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]''''' ... '''''NO, YOU DIDN'T!''' ... Well... that's not how I remember it. ''[Hangs up]'' [[IdiotBall He says he mentioned it five or six times.]]"''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E3TreeHouseOfHorror Treehouse of Horror]]"

->''"Why would anybody dig'' '''through''' ''an Indian burial ground to reach Hell? ''Just dig somewhere else!''"''
-->-- '''Redmond Mann''', ''WebComic/TeamFortress2''

->'''Kyle:''' Dude, why is your store called the IndianBurialGround Pet Store?\\

'''Store owner:''' Oh, hell, no. First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them, and then buried them again upside-down.\\

'''Store owner:''' Why? I don't know. [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy I was drunk.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->'''Phoebe:''' ''Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you’ve got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.''\\
'''Ross:''' ''Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.''\\
'''Phoebe:''' ''Okay, obviously you don’t know much about the U.S. government.''
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', episode "The One With The Dollhouse"

->''Remember last week when we dug up all those Indian bones and made puppets out of them?''
->''It turns out they were buried over an '''Ancient Indian Burial Ground'''!''

-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons'' ("Treehouse of Horror")

'''Phoebe:''' ''Okay, obviously you don’t know much about the U.S. government.''\\

--> --''Series/{{Friends}}'', episode "The One With The Dollhouse"

->'''Phoebe:''' Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you’ve got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.\\
'''Ross:''' Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.\\
'''Phoebe:''' Okay, obviously you don’t know much about the U.S. government.\\
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', episode "The One With The Dollhouse"

->''In [''{{Film/Jaws}}''], you will recall, the danger of shark attacks was concealed by venal real estate speculators who didn't want to scare the buyers away. That the case this time, too; The Realtor throws a party for prospective home buyers and denies that there are piranhas in the lake until until most of his would-be buyers have been digested. Implausible, you say? Try telling that to the piranhas. Next I am anticipating a movie called ''[[FauxHorrific Realtor]].

->''Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on'' '''''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]''''' ... '''''NO, YOU DIDN'T!''' ... Well... that's not how I remember it. ''[Hangs up]'' [[IdiotBall He says he mentioned it five or six times.]]''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons'' episode ''Treehouse of Horror''

->''Why would anybody dig'' '''through''' ''an indian burial ground to reach Hell? ''Just dig somewhere else!

->''Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on'' '''''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]''''' ... ''NO, YOU DIDN'T!'' ... Well... that's not how I remember it. ''[Hangs up]'' [[IdiotBall He says he mentioned it five or six times.]]

->''Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on'' '''''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]'''''

-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Piranha'' (1978)

->''Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on '''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]'''

->''The movie's plot is mostly an excuse for showing people thrashing about in bloody water. When it gets more specific, however, it turns out to be a rip-off of the first ''{{Film/Jaws}}'' movies. In both of them, you will recall, the danger of shark attacks was concealed by venal real estate speculators who didn't want to scare the buyers away. That the case this time, too; The Realtor throws a party for prospective home buyers and denies that there are piranhas in the lake until until most of his would-be buyers have been digested. Implausible, you say? Try telling that to the piranhas. Next I am anticipating a movie called ''[[FauxHorrific Realtor]].
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviews ''Piranha'' (1978)

->''The movie's plot is mostly an excuse for showing people thrashing about in bloody water. When it gets more specific, however, it turns out to be a rip-off of the first ''Jaws'' movies. In both of them, you will recall, the danger of shark attacks was concealed by venal real estate speculators who didn't want to scare the buyers away. That the case this time, too; The Realtor throws a party for prospective home buyers and denies that there are piranhas in the lake until until most of his would-be buyers have been digested. Implausible, you say? Try telling that to the piranhas. Next I am anticipating a movie called ''[[FauxHorrific Realtor]].

->''The movie's plot is mostly an excuse for showing people thrashing about in bloody water. When it gets more specific, however, it turns out to be a rip-off of the first ''Jaws'' movies. In both of them, you will recall, the danger of shark attacks was concealed by venal real estate speculators who didn't want to scare the buyers away. That the case this time, too; The Realtor throws a party for prospective home buyers and denies that there are piranhas in the lake until until most of his would-be buyers have been digested. Implausible, you say? Try telling that to the piranhas. Next I am anticipating a movie called ''Realtor.