History Quotes / ImAHumanitarian

->Yum, yum. Dim sum. Chinese food made from real Chinese. [[PersonOfMassDestruction All of them]]. I guess someone should have yelled "[[IncrediblyLamePun Peking...]] ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Duck!"]]'' (''BURP'') Okay, Joker, you've wiped out the People's Republic of China. What are you going to do next? And the first one of you who even thinks "[[ImGoingToDisneyWorld I'm going to Happyland]]" gets to be dessert...

[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->'''Madame Vastra:''' Jack the Ripper has taken his last victim.\\

-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

-->-- '''Gareth''', ''Series/TheWalkingDead''

-->-- ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}} 1934 - Alice in Jails''

-->-- '''Simon''', ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}''

'''Paul:''' That's not friendship Carl, that's sick.\\
'''Carl:''' Well then, you're probably not going to like your birthday decorations.
-->--''WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats''

-> ''Looks like all the food is gone. You know what this means...IT'S OKAY TO EAT PEOPLE!''

-> ''I’M NOT HERE FOR YOUR SOUTHERN COOKING! I’M EATING KNEECAP OR NOTHING!''
-->--'''Dan Campbell''', ''WebAnimation/GridironHeights''

[[folder:Theatre]]

->For what's that sound of the world out there?\\
That crunching noise that's pervading the air?\\
It's man devouring man, my dear--\\
And who are we to deny it in here?
-->-- '''Sweeney Todd''', ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet''

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[[folder:Real Life]]

->'''Phil Ashby:''' Have you eaten people?\\
'''Rebel:''' Yes.\\
'''Phil Ashby:''' Is it true what they say? Does it taste like pork?\\
'''Rebel:''' I do not know; I am a Muslim.
-->-- ''Locked Up Abroad: Sierra Leone''

->The number of incidents of the use of human flesh in cooking decreased this month to 56.
-->-- NKVD (Police) Archive for the Leningrad District, [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII June 1942]]

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->I decided I would show [[HumanResources the livestock]] [[PetTheDog a friendly face]] before they were taken to the washroom; otherwise, [[ThoseTwoBadGuys the fat father and the weasel son]] would be the last people they would see before they were stuffed inside the sacks and chained up. When we reach the courtyard, I remember what the fat father told me last time, about how the meat tastes better with bruises under the skin. That's why they use the clubs. To tenderize the meat and get blood into the flesh. When he told me that, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I wanted to escape from Gruut Huis]] and [[DrivenToSuicide keep running into the poisonous mist]] until I fell down, until no one in the building could ever find me again. The residents don't need to eat the fresh meats. Like the staff, they can eat the soft yellow yeast from the tanks, but the residents are rich and can afford variety.

->'''Ryujiro:''' Heh. So, [[WhatAreYouInFor what're you in here for?]]\\

-->--'''[[Music/TallyHall Rob Cantor]]''', ''Shia [=LaBeouf=] Live''

->'''Filemón:''' Cowpatland? But that's the land of the savage! Where they eat the explorers raw... \\
'''Super:''' Well, they have advanced a little... Now they fry them first!

-->-- ''Luis Suarez'' - ''WebAnimation/TheChampions2018''

-->--''WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats''[[/folder]]

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S1E4TheBeagleBirthdayMassacre The Beagle Birthday Massacre]]"

-->-- '''ComicBook/EmperorJoker'''

-->-- ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

->It's only cannibalism if we're equals.

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]

->Humies are a bit like big pigs, they squeal like 'em too. [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame Stunties]] are coarse and gritty, nasty things, best avoided, but they do scream good if yer can be bothered to keep 'em alive when you roast 'em; they'll keep yer goin' if yer can't get nuthin' else. [[OurElvesAreBetter Elveses]] are a bit strange too, bit of an acquired taste, I like 'em but a lot doesn't. [[{{Hobbits}} Halflings]] though, not a lot of eatin' on 'em yer might think, but that big fat gut makes for great steaks.
-->-- '''[[OurOrcsAreDifferent Flabgask]]''', cook to Warlord Grubnash, ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay: Old World Bestiary -- A Compendium of Creatures Fair and Foul''

->We iz strong an' tough. Da strong onez win, an' then eat the weak. Some of dem Gobboes is awright to keep for slaves or ter catch Humie cannonballs in the heads, but most is best fer the pot. One day we eats all of youse. One day soon.
-->-- '''Galnast''', Orc Boss, ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay: Old World Bestiary -- A Compendium of Creatures Fair and Foul''

->Here the carnivorous banquet begins. These are giant, carnivorous organisms who trick men who wander into the forest with their innocent looks, then reveal their true motive to trap and devour their prey. As a result, I have decided to name these organisms "Traptrix."
-->-- Unnamed Biologist, ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh Master Guide 4''

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