History Quotes / HumansAreMorons

->''"As the vampire Kain, the only way in which you are capable of interacting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] human cast by is killing them. This changes when you acquire the Disguise ability, which transforms Kain's sprite into that of [[InTheHood a hooded peasant]] and allows you to solicit voiced audio clips from neutral [=NPCs=]. This is only interesting for about ten minutes; you soon discover that the human race [[WelcomeToCorneria hasn't a single god damned thing worth saying]]. All Nosgoth's menfolk talk like oafish cockneys -- "good day to ya!" -- and the entire female population consists of drunken prostitutes. The vampire Vorador pointedly refers to Nosgoth's human population as "the cattle;" the opening to ''Soul Reaver'' alludes to Kain's contempt for humanity. After chatting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] townsfolk for any length of time, it is [[HumansAreMorons not difficult to see from where such sentiments might have arisen.]]"''\\

->''"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein''' ([[http://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/05/04/universe-einstein/#more-173 or not]])

->''"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."''
-->-- '''Creator/HarlanEllison'''

->''"Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"''
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin'''

->''"Stupidity is [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters evil]] waiting to happen."''
-->-- '''Clay Bond'''

->''"Subway is a cosmic nexus of stupidity."''
-->-- A thread title at the Customers Suck forums.

->''"The only reason laws like those banning smoking on campuses, requiring you to wear seatbelts, and texting while driving is because you guys have proven yourselves too stupid or irresponsible to do it without having to be told."''
-->-- A professor from New Hampshire at Colorado State University on the subject of such laws.

->''"People ask me, 'Kent, do you think that there's intelligent life on other planets?' I reply, [[NoIntelligentLifeHere 'No, I don't even think there's intelligent life on this planet.']]"''
-->-- '''[[HypocriticalHumor Kent Hovind]]'''

->''"Common sense is a sense which is not common to people."''
-->-- Website/YouTube comment

->'''Council Woman:''' Are they intelligent?\\
'''Peakley:''' No, but very delicate... We are talking about ''extremely simple creatures'' here, Miss. Landing there would cause mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!
-->-- ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

->''"You watched as their civilization was overwhelmed with violence, disease, famine, and Dire Chinchillas. Reflecting on these events led you to an epiphany: people are dumb."''
-->-- '''VideoGame/TheSimsMedieval''' opening cinematic

->''"It is said: to err is human. Hehehe... stupid human."''
-->-- '''Pandarian''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft: Mists Of Pandaria''

->''"It was very simple. Only stupid Earth brains like yours would have been fooled."''
-->-- '''Cyberman''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS4E6TheMoonbase "The Moonbase"]]

-> ''"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."''
--> --'''AlbertEinstein''' ([[http://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/05/04/universe-einstein/#more-173 or not]])

-> ''"Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"''
--> -- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin'''

-> ''"Stupidity is [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters evil]] waiting to happen."''
--> -- '''Clay Bond'''

-> ''"I'd all but given up my crusade to rid the world of fools... There are, I found, just too many!"''
--> -- '''{{Foolkiller}}''', '''''[[{{Spiderman}} The Amazing Spider-Man]]''''', #225

--> -- A thread title at the Customers Suck forums.

--> --'''''Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife''''', "The Galaxy Song"

--> -- A professor from New Hampshire at Colorado State University on the subject of such laws.

->'''Alien 1:''' So this is he--[[RonaldReagan The Reagan]]? [[PunyEarthlings A puny specimen]], even for a human. Just like [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters the defilers]] to worship such a one! Do you suppose [[HumansAreUgly ugliness is a virtue to them]]?
->'''Alien 2:''' [[HumansAreMorons Or stupidity]]? Have you ever seen eyes so vacant?
--> -- Aliens commenting on RonaldReagan, ''StrontiumDog''

-> ''"People ask me, 'Kent, do you think that there's intelligent life on other planets?' I reply, [[NoIntelligentLifeHere 'No, I don't even think there's intelligent life on this planet.']]"''

->'''Council Woman''': Are they intelligent?
-> '''Peakley''': No, but very delicate......We are talking about ''extremely simple creatures'' here, Miss. Landing there would cause mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!
-->--''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

--> --'''DouglasAdams'''

--> --'''VideoGame/TheSimsMedieval''' opening cinematic

->''"It is said: to err is human. Hehehe...stupid human."''
-->--'''Pandarian''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft: Mists Of Pandaria''

->''"It was very simple. Only stupid Earth brains like yours would have been fooled."''"
-->--'''[[Series/DoctorWho Cyberman]]''', "Recap/DoctorWhoS4E6TheMoonbase"

-->-- '''HarlanEllison'''

--> -- '''GeorgeCarlin'''

-->-- '''Calvin''', ''CalvinAndHobbes''

-->--'''Pandarian''', ''WorldOfWarcraft: Mists Of Pandaria''

-->--'''[[DoctorWho Cyberman]]''', "Recap/DoctorWhoS4E6TheMoonbase"

--> --'''AlbertEinstein'''

-->-- '''Eros''', ''Plan9FromOuterSpace''

--> -- '''Foolkiller''', '''''[[{{Spiderman}} The Amazing Spider-Man]]''''', #225

-->-- {{Youtube}} comment

--> --'''''MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife''''', "The Galaxy Song"

-->-- '''Eros''', ''{{Plan 9 From Outer Space}}''

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-> ''"Stupidity is [[HumansAreBastards evil]] waiting to happen."''

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->'''Alien 1:''' So this is he--[[RonaldReagan The Reagan]]? [[PunyEarthlings A puny specimen]], even for a human. Just like [[HumansAreBastards the defilers]] to worship such a one! Do you suppose [[HumansAreUgly ugliness is a virtue to them]]?

--> --'''''[=~Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life~=]''''', "The Galaxy Song"

->"Common sense is a sense which is not common to people."

-->-- '''Calvin''', '''''CalvinAndHobbes'''''

-> ''"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."''
--> --'''AlbertEinstein'''

-->-- HarlanEllison

-> "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
--> -- GeorgeCarlin

-> "Stupidity is [[HumansAreBastards evil]] waiting to happen."
--> -- Clay Bond

-> "I'd all but given up my crusade to rid the world of fools... There are, I found, just too many!"
--> -- Foolkiller, ''[[{{Spiderman}} The Amazing Spider-Man]]'', #225

--> -- A thread title at the CustomersSuck forums.

-> ''"People ask me, 'Kent, do you think that there's intelligent life on other planets?' I reply, [[NoIntelligentLifeHere 'No, I don't even think there's intelligent life on this planet.']]"''\\
-- '''[[HypocriticalHumor Kent Hovind]]'''

->''"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."''\\
-- '''[[CalvinAndHobbes Calvin]]'''

->''"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contract us."''\\

--> -- A professor from New Hampshire at Colorado State university on the subject of such laws.