History Quotes / HatesEveryoneEqually

-->-- ''Film/{{Transformers}}, Bonecrusher's toy bio''

->''* Fred Phelps''\\
''* The Westboro Baptist Church''

-->-- '''Leonard Church''', ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

-->-- ''Wiki/RationalWiki'', "[[AmusinglyShortList A complete list of things Fred Phelps doesn't hate (we think)]]"

-->-- Scout Sergeant [[MeaningfulName Rageous Maximus]] of the Angry Marines

-->--'''Squidward Tentacles''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''

->''"All the animals come out at night: whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me."''
-->-- ''Film/TaxiDriver''

-> ''"[[BigBad Karaba]] [[ChildHater doesn't like children]], she [[FemaleMisogynist despises women]], she [[DoesNotLikeMen hates men]] and she wants to do them all the harm she can."''

->'''Jack:''' To TGS. We'll trick those [[UsefulNotes/{{NASCAR}} racecar loving]] [[FlyoverCountry wideloads]] into watching your [[StrawLiberal lefty]], homoerotic propaganda hour yet!\\

-->--''Series/ThirtyRock''

->'''[[WardensAreEvil Mr Wainwright]]''': You see, I've got this mean streak me. I know it's despicable but I'm prejudiced!\\
'''[[TokenMinority McLaren]]''': ''(sarcastically)'' Oh that'll make a nice change.\\
'''Mr Wainwright:''' Oh, sonny jim I'm not just prejudiced against your lot. Oh no. I'm prejudiced against liberals, long-hairs, pin heads, winos, queens, slags, squealers, pikeys and greaseballs! ''(to [[{{Sidekick}} Godber]])'' Are you in there sonny?\\

-->--''Series/{{Porridge}}''

->'''Gonzales''': There is one question, Inspector Callahan: Why do they call you "Dirty Harry"?\\
'''De Georgio''': Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, [[BoomerangBigot Honkies]], Chinks, you name it.\\
'''Gonzales''': How does he feel about Mexicans?\\
'''De Georgio''': Ask him.\\
'''Harry Callahan''': [[EspeciallyZoidberg Especially Spics.]]

->'''Michael:''' ''(singing)'' Oh, you really gotta figger, it's tough to be a nigger, but it's tougher to be a Jew!\\
'''Donald''': My God, Michael! You're a charming host!\\
'''Harold''': Michael doesn't have charm, Donald. He has counter-charm.
-->--''Film/TheBoysInTheBand''

-> I dunno why [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame that sawed-off runt]] wanted [[MisanthropeSupreme me]] on the jury...guess he figured I'd be impartial since I hate all races, colors and creeds equally.

-> Just for the record, I insult ''everything''. You're not special.
-->-- '''Helmut''', ''WebComic/BobAndGeorge''

->You don't like me and I'm probably not going to like you either, but don't take it personally; I don't like anybody.
-->-- '''Gregory House''', ''Series/{{House}}''

->It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or or a pervert, or a snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level.

->I loathe all things. I despise every living creature who's bound to time.

->I can't say I like [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame dwarfs]], Littlebottom. But I don't like [[SiliconBasedLife trolls]] or humans much either, so I suppose that's okay.

->Bonecrusher [[MemeticMutation hates everything]]

-> My style is that I hate everything, especially new kids.

-> Yeah, but everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk. That's my philosophy.

-> And for your information: [[InsufferableGenius Sheldon]] does not look down on women; he looks down on ''everyone''.

-> Macadams, on the other hand, is hostile to every form of life in the universe, so he couldn't be accused of being particularly biased against the Dancers one way or the other.
-->--'''Ambassador Rycerz''', ''Literature/TheLostFleet''

->'''Manolo''': So, my father tells me you hate bullfighters.
->'''[[TheDreaded Chakal]]''': I hate everybody.

->"Oh, that Yahtzee Croshaw!" I hear them say. "He's that old fogey who just alternates between pissing on every new triple-A game and sucking Indy dick!" Not so, detractors! I'll have you know there's piss enough in my balls for every class of game.

-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''', "H.L. Mencken the Journalist"

->His tracts deal with various aspects of the Christian faith, including the principles of tolerance and love as well as '''[[BrokenAesop the Catholics' satanist conspiracy to overthrow God's reign on earth]]''' (the Jesuits, in particular, [[StringTheory created the Qu’ran, were responsible for the Holocaust, communism and the current conspiracy that controls American media]])...Other common targets are rock music, witchcraft, ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'', astrology, Ouija boards, Evolution, Jews, Muslims, [[GrumpyOldMan Teenagers]], Science (including gravity, which Chick apparently thinks is an atheist myth), the Easter Bunny, North Coreans, the Tooth Fairy, Santa, the Washington Monument, Native Americans, Freemasons, the UN and Satanic books (Tolkien and C.S. Lewis) - among other things.
-->--''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2010/10/70-jack-chick.html Encyclopedia of Amercian Loons]]'' on [[ComicBook/ChickTracts Jack Chick]]

->''"Since Music/{{Morrissey}} is a human [='=]''Shit Happens And Then You Die''[='=] t-shirt hanging in a Hot Topic, he shrugged at cancer and said that if he dies, he dies. WHATEVER. Don’t expect some ''Fault Of Our Stars''-like philosophy about cancer from Morrissey...You know, I’m a little disappointed that Morrissey is throwing a [='=]''meh''[='=] at cancer. Morrissey hates everything and he never misses out on an opportunity to go on and on about how much he hates it. I expected him to tell cancer to eat shit and throw itself off of a cliff, and while it’s at it, take the British royal family, meat eaters, China, Jimmy Kimmel, the ''Series/DuckDynasty'' hillbillies, Music/PaulMcCartney, Music/EltonJohn, Posh & Becks and (insert everything else that isn’t a vegan cat) with it."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/07/morrissey-has-the-morrissey-iest-things-to-say-about-undergoing-cancer-treatment/ DListed]]''''', "Morrissey Has The [[BuffySpeak Morrissey-iest]] Things To Say About Undergoing Cancer Treatment"

-> [[CrossesTheLineTwice All the Jews and Whites and Blacks and Asians and Latinos should all die!]]

-->-- [[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Sinfest Excerpt]] from '''The Bad Webcomics Wiki'''s article for ''{{Webcomic/Sinfest}}''

-->-- ''Wiki/RationalWiki'', "A complete list of things Fred Phelps doesn't hate (we think)"

->''“Rebecca, that was really racist.”''\\
''“I am not racist, I hate everyone equally!”''\\
''[[DeconstructedTrope "So you're a quirky racist, Rebecca!”]]''

->"The Antagonist is killing everyone equally, race doesn't matter (it's randomly generated for all NPC's), sex doesn't matter (it's random too), so you can call it the most tolerant game, promoting equality. Here everybody dies."

-->---''WesternAnimation/TheBookOfLife''

->His tracts deal with various aspects of the Christian faith, including the principles of tolerance and love as well as '''[[BrokenAesop the Catholics' satanist conspiracy to overthrow God's reign on earth]]''' (the Jesuits, in particular, [[StringTheory created the Qu’ran, were responsible for the Holocaust, communism and the current conspiracy that controls American media]])...Other common targets are rock music, witchcraft, ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'', astrology, Ouija boards, Evolution, Jews, Muslims, [[GrumpyOldMan Teenagers]], Science (including gravity, which Chick apparently thinks is an atheist myth), the Easter Bunny, North [[YouMakeMeSic Coreans]], the Tooth Fairy, Santa, the Washington Monument, Native Americans, Freemasons, the UN and Satanic books (Tolkien and C.S. Lewis) - among other things.

-> ''"[[BigBad Karaba]] [[ChildHater doesn't like children]], she despises women, she [[DoesNotLikeMen hates men]] and she wants to do them all the harm she can."''

'''De Georgio''': Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it.\\

->I can't say I like [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame dwarfs]], [[UnfortunateNames Littlebottom]]. But I don't like [[SiliconBasedLife trolls]] or humans much either, so I suppose that's okay.

-->--- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/Futurama''

-->--- '''Bender''', ''WesternAniamtion/Futurama''

-->-- '''[[KnightInSourArmor Commander Vimes]]''', ''Discworld/FeetOfClay''

->''"I don't have prejudice, I hate everyone equally."''
-->-- '''Creator/HLMencken'''[[note]]Similar statements have been attributed to Creator/WCFields and Creator/OscarWilde.[[/note]]