History Quotes / GretzkyHasTheBall

->'''Monica:''' ''Wow, last time I checked, Los Angeles didn't have a football team.''
->'''Chandler:''' ''Did I say Los Angeles? I meant the team that used to be in Los Angeles and now in St. Louis.'' (whispers to Phoebe) ''I actually knew that.''

->'''Chandler:''' ''Gretzky... Agassi...'' (struggles to think of a third, then to Phoebe) ''I'm a pretty little girl.'' (Monica throws him a tea-towel)

->'''Chandler:''' ''Los Angeles''

--> --From the ''Series/{{Friends}}'' episode The One With The Rumor

->'''Chandler:''' ''Gretzky... Agassi...'' (struggles to think of a third, then to Phoebe) ''I'm a pretty little girl.'' (Monica Throws him a tea-towel)

->"And there's a right cross to the chin, and a left uppercut, and a high one in the centerfield stands... Oh, a foul, a foul- it's breathtaking, and they're mixing it up! Wow, a basket, a basket, parry, thrust, parry, thrust, Oh, touche! And look at that body! Look left, look down the sideline, it's a touchdown. Strike, ball, ball, strike, ball, Strike! He's out! Out like a light!Here comes the pitch to long-nose drive, straight down the fairway. Is it a strike? Is it a strike? No, a spare! Rub that goose, rub that goose, rub that goose, rally! Rally! Wow! Wow! What a performance! What a show! It's every man for himself!
->...And that's why ice hockey is called a spectator sport."

...And that's why ice hockey is called a spectator sport."

->'''Ms. Darbus''': This school is about more than just young men in baggy shorts flinging balls for touchdowns!\\
'''Coach Bolton''': Baskets! They shoot baskets!
-->-- ''HighSchoolMusical''

-->-- '''RunDMC''', ''You Be Illin''

->"And so there was this player named Mark Lemke, and they said something like 'All star second baseman for the Braves.' And our friend knows nothing about sports, and so he would always do his old timey radio impression of this guy, and not knowing any positions in baseball or whatever, he'd just be like, 'WebAnimation/HomestarRunner for the Braves.'"

->'''[[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Max]]''': I fold too.\\
'''[[Webcomic/PennyArcade Tycho]]''': We all folded to your bet. You win the pot.\\
'''Max''': But... but I... oh alright. (Max reluctantly takes his winnings)

->"Congratulations! That was the hairiest game of Hearts I've ever played!"

->'''Tai:''' "Bases loaded, two out! And we need a slam dunk!"\\
'''Sora:''' "... [[FlatWhat Huh?]]"

->"And so there was this player named Mark Lemke, and they said something like 'All star second baseman for the Braves.' And our friend knows nothing about sports, and so he would always do his old timey radio impression of this guy, and not knowing any positions in baseball or whatever, he'd just be like, 'WebOriginal/HomestarRunner for the Braves.'"
-->-- '''Matt Chapman''' on how ''WebOriginal/HomestarRunner'' got its name

-->-- ''PokerNightAtTheInventory''

->"And so there was this player named Mark Lemke, and they said something like 'All star second baseman for the Braves.' And our friend knows nothing about sports, and so he would always do his old timey radio impression of this guy, and not knowing any positions in baseball or whatever, he'd just be like, 'HomestarRunner for the Braves.'"
-->-- '''Matt Chapman''' on how ''HomestarRunner'' got its name

'''[[PennyArcade Tycho]]''': We all folded to your bet. You win the pot.\\

-->-- [[spoiler:'''Wheatley''']], ''{{Portal 2}}''

->'''[[Game/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Max]]''': I fold too.\\

-->-- [[spoiler:'''Wheatley''']], ''{{Portal 2}}'''

->--''HighSchoolMusical''

->---'''Matt Chapman''' on how ''HomestarRunner'' got its name

->'''[[SamAndMax Max]]''': I fold too.\\

->---''PokerNightAtTheInventory''

->--'''Max''' again, and the game is still Texas Hold-em

->--[[spoiler:'''Wheatley''']], ''{{Portal}} 2'''
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->---'''Max''' again, and the game is still Texas Hold-em

->''"Well, no matter. Because I'm STILL holding onto all the cards, and guess what: They're all Full Houses! I've never played cards. Meaning to learn. Anyways, [[spoiler:new turrets. Not defective]]. Aces of fours. The best hand, I imagine."
->---[[spoiler:'''Wheatley''']], ''{{Portal}} 2'''

->'''[[SamAndMax Max]]''': I fold.\\
'''[[PennyArcade Tycho]]''': The rest of us folded to your bet.\\
'''Max''': But... but... oh alright. (Max reluctantly takes his winnings)

'''[[PennyArcade Tycho]]''': The rest of us already folded to you.\\

"And so there was this player named Mark Lemke, and they said something like 'All star second baseman for the Braves.' And our friend knows nothing about sports, and so he would always do his old timey radio impression of this guy, and not knowing any positions in baseball or whatever, he'd just be like, 'HomestarRunner for the Braves.'"