History Quotes / GilliganCut

->'''Timon:''' What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"\\

->'''Timon''': What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"\\
''(Cut to... well, [[SelfDemonstratingArticle what do you think?]])''

->'''Steeve''': Can I have the {{tank|Goodness}} back? I've got a cookie in my pocket...?\\
'''Grot''': We ain't givin' it to ya fer a ''cookie''!\\
''(ten seconds later)''\\
'''Grot''': [[LampshadeHanging Damn. He's persuasive...]]

->"I don't know what happened. I declined his invitation, he started laughing, and the next thing I knew, we were at lunch. ''(beat)'' Did he drug me?"

-> '''Freakazoid''': [[ForTheFunnyz Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things]], like... you know on ''Series/FTroop'', where Agarn says, "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And O'Rourke's like, "Yeah, you're wearing that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" [[LampshadeHanging And they wipe]]- [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud blublublublublub]]- [[LampshadeHanging and Agarn's wearin' a dress.]]
--> ''({{whip pan}} to [[Series/FTroop a clip of Agarn wearing a dress]])''
-> '''Agarn''': Yoo-hoo! Loco Brothers, look who's here for you!
--> ''(cue {{laugh track}})''

-> ''[Dimaga] will not be going for burrowed roaches. Meanwhile there's a TON of burrowed roaches!''
--> [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ci_mxuJVf8 HDstarcraft, commentating on the HDWT fourth Dimaga-Socke game]]

->'''Young!Homer''': Kids? Yeah right. You're not going to see a couple of rugrats holding ''me'' down.
->''8 years later, Homer and Marge are holding Bart and Lisa as babies.''
->'''Homer''': You'd better not put this shot right after I said I wasn't going to have kids. That would be a devastating edit.

[''scene break'']\\

->Quick, someone say "I bet [Billie]'s totally on her way here right now," and then we can like ''JumpCut'' to her snoring in bed.
-->--'''Walky''', ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge''

->Why would I say "You'll never get me in that sweater" in this scene, and then in the very next scene, I'm wearing the sweater?

->''(Cut to title card: "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare")''

->" I don't know what happened. I declined his invitation, he started laughing, and the next thing I knew, we were at lunch. ''(beat)'' Did he drug me?"

-->-- WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman

-->-- Machinima/ADayInTheLifeOFACommissar, a ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' ''{{machinima}}''

-> '''Freakazoid''': [[ForTheFunnyz Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things]], like... you know on ''FTroop'', where Agarn says, "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And O'Rourke's like, "Yeah, you're wearing that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" [[LampshadeHanging And they wipe]]- [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud blublublublublub]]- [[LampshadeHanging and Agarn's wearin' a dress.]]
--> ''({{whip pan}} to [[FTroop a clip of Agarn wearing a dress]])''

-->-- ''JustForFun/CandleJack'', a ''[[{{Freakazoid}} Freakazoid]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGVhmw7x9Q episo]]

-->--'''[[IronMan Tony Stark]]''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7271169 Nine Lives]]''

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-->-- ADayInTheLifeOfACommissar, a ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' ''{{machinima}}''

-->-- A Day In the Life of a Commissar, a ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' ''{{machinima}}''

->'''Steeve''': Can I have the [[TankGoodness tank]] back? I've got a cookie in my pocket...?\\

'''Grot''': [[LampshadeHanging Damn. He's persuasive...]]\\

-->-- ''TheLionKing''

-> '''Freakazoid''': [[ForTheFunnyz Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things]], like... you know on ''FTroop'', where Agarn says, "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearing that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" [[LampshadeHanging And they wipe]]- [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud blublublublublub]]- [[LampshadeHanging and Agarn's wearin' a dress.]]

-->-- A Day In the Life of a Commissar, a ''{{Warhammer 40000}}'' ''{{machinima}}''

-->-- ''CandleJack'', a ''[[{{Freakazoid}} Freakazoid]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGVhmw7x9Q episo]]

-> ''[Dimaga] will not be going for burrowed roaches. Meanwhile there's a TON of burrowed roaches!''

-->--''TheSimpsons''

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->'''Homer''': You're not going to put this in right after I said I wasn't going to have kids, are you?

''(cut to... well, [[SelfDemonstratingArticle what do you think?]])''

--->[[supersecretspoiler:Nuh-uh-uh, troper! Not so fast.]]

-->--'''[[IronMan Tony Stark]]'', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7271169 Nine Lives]]

--> TheSimpsons

-> '''Timon''': What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"
--> ''(cut to... well, [[SelfDemonstratingArticle what do you think?]])''

->'''Steeve''': Can I have the [[TankGoodness tank]] back? I've got a cookie in my pocket...?
->'''Grot''': We ain't givin' it to ya fer a ''cookie''!
-->''(ten seconds later)''
->'''Grot''': [[LampshadeHanging Damn. He's persuasive...]]

--> ''(WhipPan to [[FTroop a clip of Agarn wearing a dress]])''

-> ''(cut to... well, [[SelfDemonstratingArticle what do you think?]])''

-> '''Freakazoid''': [[ForTheFunnyz Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things]], like... you know on FTroop, where Agarn says, "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearing that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" [[LampshadeHanging And they wipe]]- [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud blublublublublub]]- [[LampshadeHanging and Agarn's wearin' a dress.]]
-> ''(WhipPan to a clip of Agarn wearing a dress)''

->"''Ooh, [[ForTheFunnyz cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things]], like on - you ever watch FTroop? - where Agarn says "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearing that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" [[LampShade And they wipe -]] [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud blblblblblblblb]] [[LampShade - and Agarn's wearin' a dress.]]''"
-->-- '''{{Freakazoid}}'''

-> "''What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? ''[cut to...well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin what do you think]]?]''"
->-- '''TheLionKing'''

->Steeve: "Can I have the tank back? I've got a cookie in my pocket...?"
->Grot:"We ain't givin' it to ya fer a ''cookie''"
->(10 seconds later) [[LampshadeHanging Damn. Hes persuasive...]]
-->--A Day In the Life of a Commissar, a {{Warhammer 40000}} Macinima

(10 seconds later) [[LampshadeHanging Damn. Hes persuasive...]]

(10 seconds later) [[LapshadeHanging Damn. Hes persuasive...]]

-> "''What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? [cut to...well, what do you think?]''"

-> "''What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?''"