History Quotes / GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff

->''"After we played in Chile, some people and part of my band told me: 'This crowd is amazing, they were insane.' And then, I told them: 'No, you're wrong; you haven't seen nothing; because in Buenos Aires will be always better.'"''

%%->''"Well, David Hasselhoff is a huge star in Germany, where his series'' Baywatch ''celebrated its 100th straight week as the nation's top TV show... which once again proves my old theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff."''
%%-->-- '''Creator/NormMacdonald''', [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Weekend Update]]

->'''Lúcio''': Reinhardt, we need to find you some new tunes.\\
'''Reinhardt''': What's wrong with the classics? I ''love'' Hasselhoff! Have you heard "Night Rocker"?!
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''

->''"Who thinks David Hasselhoff is awesome? ''(after a German family all raise their hands in excitement)'' Huh. [[PoesLaw It's true.]]"''
-->-- '''Ted''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "Field Trip"

->''"The credits roll to the ''Series/{{Baywatch}}'' closing theme, sung by the Hoff himself, which is called "Current of Love". And I apologize in advance to all the Germans I'm about to offend, but David Hasselhoff [[DreadfulMusician really cannot sing. At all.]]"''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''', [[http://agonybooth.com/agonizer/Baywatch/Mirror__Mirror.aspx recap of]] ''Baywatch'', "Mirror Mirror"

->''"The 25th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall is this weekend and to commemorate that important event in history, some evil motherfucker thought it would be a really good idea to set up this dark-sided wax siphoner of souls in front of Brandenburg Gate.\\
Since David Hasselhoff single-handedly brought East Berlin and West Berlin together when he performed at the Berlin Wall in 1989 while wearing a glamorous piano scarf and Lite Brite jacket, he’s expected to burp out some speech (while eating a cheeseburger, I’m sure) at a peace conference in Germany on Saturday. I hope Germany’s adopted golden child likes speaking to a crowd of no one (‘Eh, [[ButtMonkey I never notice]]' – The Hoff), because everyone’s going to bust out of Germany as soon as they see this waxed monster in person...That thing looks like [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Bruce Jenner’s]] clenched asshole."''
-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/05/open-post-hosted-by-the-terrifying-wax-figure-of-the-hoff-in-berlin/ Michael K.]]''', "The Terrifying Wax Figure Of The Hoff In Berlin"

->''"Well, David Hasselhoff is a huge star in Germany, where his series'' Baywatch ''celebrated its 100th straight week as the nation's top TV show... which once again proves my old theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff."''
-->-- '''Creator/NormMacdonald''', [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Weekend Update]]

->''"People in Australia did not realise how big she was there. She was enormous, she was the next biggest thing to [[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Princess Di].''

->''"The 25th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall is this weekend and to commemorate that important event in history, some evil motherfucker thought it would be a really good idea to set up [[UncannyValley this dark-sided wax siphoner of souls]] in front of Brandenburg Gate.\\

->''"...Which once again proves my theory: Germans Love David Hasselhoff."''

-->-- [[Music/{{Megadeth}} Dave Mustaine]]'''

->''"[[Creator/JerryLewis Fifty million Frenchmen]] can't be wrong."''
-->--Old joke

->'''Ted:''' Who thinks David Hasselhoff is awesome? ''(German family all raise their hands in excitement)'' Huh. [[PoesLaw It's true.]]
-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "Field Trip"

-->-- Music/{{Megadeth}}'s '''Dave Mustaine'''

->'""The 25th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall is this weekend and to commemorate that important event in history, some evil motherfucker thought it would be a really good idea to set up [[UncannyValley this dark-sided wax siphoner of souls]] in front of Brandenburg Gate.\\