"According to Viz's most recent Jump poll, this is the third most popular MHA character in America. She barely made Top 20 in Japan." "Things are easy when you're big in Japan."
— Alphaville, Big in Japan
"I got the moon, I got the cheese, I got the whole damn nation on its knees!" Ted:
Who thinks David Hasselhoff is awesome? (German family all raise their hands in excitement)
Huh. It's true.
"After we played in Chile, some people and part of my band told me: 'This crowd is amazing, they were insane.' And then, I told them: 'No, you're wrong; you haven't seen nothing; because in Buenos Aires will be always better.'" "The European occupation with our The Hollywood Squares-grade actors has always puzzled me. I picture French television as a medium populated with dark, moody films starring Donny Most and Bonnie Franklin."
— Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese
"The credits roll to the Baywatch closing theme, sung by the Hoff himself, which is called "Current of Love". And I apologize in advance to all the Germans I'm about to offend, but David Hasselhoff really cannot sing. At all."
'""The 25th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall is this weekend and to commemorate that important event in history, some evil motherfucker thought it would be a really good idea to set up this dark-sided wax siphoner of souls
in front of Brandenburg Gate.
Since David Hasselhoff single-handedly brought East Berlin and West Berlin together when he performed at the Berlin Wall in 1989 while wearing a glamorous piano scarf and Lite Brite jacket, hes expected to burp out some speech (while eating a cheeseburger, Im sure) at a peace conference in Germany on Saturday. I hope Germanys adopted golden child likes speaking to a crowd of no one (Eh, I never notice
' The Hoff), because everyones going to bust out of Germany as soon as they see this waxed monster in person...That thing looks like Bruce Jenners
— Michael K.
, "The Terrifying Wax Figure Of The Hoff In Berlin"
"...Which once again proves my theory: Germans Love David Hasselhoff." "I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frere
But they love me there
I'm a genius in France!"
"One thing I love about the coolbox is that if you open up the lid there's this little information label describing the coolbox, and it's printed in three languages: English, Russian, and Arabic. Boy do Lexus know the market for the LX570. Those areas are exactly where this thing sells, and pretty much nowhere else."