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->''"Bite my shiny metal ass."'''\\

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->''"Bite my shiny metal ass."'''\\"''\\
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->''"Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm my own Grandpa!"''\\

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->''"Oh ->''"Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm my {{my own Grandpa!"''\\Grandpa}}!"''\\
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'''Farnsworth:''' Urectum.

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'''Farnsworth:''' Urectum.Urectum.


->''"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves."'''\\
--Bender

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--Leela

->''"Oh, Lordy Lou! [Screaming.] Help! [Several explosions occur and the Professor screams loudly.] Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something! [Several more explosions occur, and he screams again.] Help! Satan! You owe me!"'''\\



-> ''"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"''\\

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-> ''"No fair! ->''"Oh, Lordy Lou! [Screaming.] Help! [Several explosions occur and the Professor screams loudly.] Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something! [Several more explosions occur, and he screams again.] Help! Satan! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"''\\owe me!"'''\\



-> ''"God didn't get to be God by giving away money."''\\

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-> ''"God didn't get to be God ''"No fair! You changed the outcome by giving away money."''\\measuring it!"''\\


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-> ''"God didn't get to be God by giving away money."''\\
--Professor Farnsworth
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'''Farnsworth:''' I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..\\

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'''Farnsworth:''' I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus UsefulNotes/{{Uranus}} in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..\\
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--Professor Farnsworth

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--Professor FarnsworthFarnsworth

->'''Fry:''' Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.\\
'''Leela:''' I don't get it.\\
'''Farnsworth:''' I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..\\
'''Fry:''' Oh. What's it called now?\\
'''Farnsworth:''' Urectum.
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->''"Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything."''\\
--Leela
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--Professor Farnsworth

-> ''"God didn't get to be God by giving away money."''\\
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--Professor Farnsworth

-> ''"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"''\\
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--Leela

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--Leela--Leela

->''"Oh, Lordy Lou! [Screaming.] Help! [Several explosions occur and the Professor screams loudly.] Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something! [Several more explosions occur, and he screams again.] Help! Satan! You owe me!"'''\\
--Professor Farnsworth
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--Professor Farnsworth

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--Professor FarnsworthFarnsworth

->''"Professor, no! You can't tongue the father of our country!"''\\
--Leela
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->''"Oh a lesson in not changing history from mr I'm my own Grandpa!"''

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->''"Oh a lesson in not changing history from mr Mr. I'm my own Grandpa!"''Grandpa!"''\\
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--Terry

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--Terry--Terry

->''"Oh a lesson in not changing history from mr I'm my own Grandpa!"''
--Professor Farnsworth
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->''"My God, it's the future! My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!"''\\

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->''"My God, it's the future! My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. [pause]...Yahoo!"''\\
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->''"My God, it's the future! My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!"\\

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->''"My God, it's the future! My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!"\\Yahoo!"''\\
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->''"Space. It seems to go on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwin' barrels at you."''\\

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->''"Space. It seems to go on forever. But then you get to the end and the a gorilla starts throwin' barrels at you."''\\
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->''"Space. It seems to go on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwin' barrels at you."''\\
--Phillip J. Fry

->''"Bite my shiny metal ass."'''\\
--Bender

->''"My God, it's the future! My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!"\\
--Phillip J. Fry

->''"Welcome to the world of tomorrow!"''\\
--Terry

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