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1	->''"Space. It seems to go on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwin' barrels at you."''\
2	--Phillip J. Fry
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4	->''"Bite my shiny metal ass."''\
5	--Bender
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7	->''"My God, it's the future! My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. [pause]...Yahoo!"''\
8	--Phillip J. Fry
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10	->''"Welcome to the world of tomorrow!"''\
11	--Terry
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13	->''"Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm {{my own Grandpa}}!"''\
14	--Professor Farnsworth
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16	->''"Professor, no! You can't tongue the father of our country!"''\
17	--Leela
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19	->''"Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything."''\
20	--Professor Farnsworth
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22	->''"Oh, Lordy Lou! [Screaming.] Help! [Several explosions occur and the Professor screams loudly.] Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something! [Several more explosions occur, and he screams again.] Help! Satan! You owe me!"'''\
23	--Professor Farnsworth
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25	-> ''"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"''\
26	--Professor Farnsworth
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28	-> ''"God didn't get to be God by giving away money."''\
29	--Professor Farnsworth
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31	->'''Fry:''' Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.\
32	'''Leela:''' I don't get it.\
33	'''Farnsworth:''' I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed UsefulNotes/{{Uranus}} in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..\
34	'''Fry:''' Oh. What's it called now?\
35	'''Farnsworth:''' Urectum.
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38	->''"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves."'''\

Context Quotes / Futurama