History Quotes / Fangirl

->'''Ron:''' This is the racket of the number one player in the world Rog--
->'''Talia:''' ROGER FEDERER?! OH MY GOSH!!!!!
->'''Ruff:''' [shocked] Wait, what?!
->'''Talia:''' I touched Roger Federer's racket!
-->--''WesternAnimation/FetchWithRuffRuffman'', ''Ruff's Yard Sale Makes a Racket''

-->'''Ron:''' This is the racket of the number one player in the world Rog--
-->'''Talia:''' ROGER FEDERER?! OH MY GOSH!!!!!
-->'''Ruff:''' [shocked] Wait, what?!
-->'''Talia:''' I touched Roger Federer's racket!

-->-- ''Series/{{Castle}}''

->All I know is don’t ever get into a feud with Music/TaylorSwift. She has like 50 million people that will die for her. It’s like an army that’s worse than UsefulNotes/NorthKorea. You can’t step into that arena. That was something I was never prepared for. One of the biggest mistakes of my career was definitely fucking with her.
-->--'''Diplo'''

->[[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Bentobox Cummerbund]] is starring in ''{{Theatre/Hamlet}}'' in London and some critics shit on his performance. In his defense, it was probably hard for the critics to focus on his performance while inhaling the scent of boiling crotch yogurt wafting off of his crazed and horny fans in the audience.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/08/07/night-crumbs-401/ Michael K.]]'''

->As a Patriots fan living in Virginia, you can imagine how excited I was to find out they'd be doing joint practices with the Redskins. Then I show up to training camp to find myself surrounded by 20,000 women in Brady jerseys. These women screamed for 3 hours nonstop at Tom from the sidelines. Three weeks later and my ears still aren't functioning.
-->--'''''Deadspin''''', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014!: New England Patriots"]]

->All I know is don’t ever get into a feud with Music/TaylorSwift. She has like 50 million people that will die for her. It’s like an army that’s worse than NorthKorea. You can’t step into that arena. That was something I was never prepared for. One of the biggest mistakes of my career was definitely fucking with her.

->As I’ve said a million times before, my mom is a major [[Series/TheDoctorOzShow Dr. Oz]] fan and although she doesn’t totally believe in everything he says, she will knife a bitch who talks major shit about him. That’s why I keep a suit of armor in her spare bedroom closet. Whenever I’m at her house and she’s watching Dr. Oz, I have to put on that suit of armor so I can safely talk shit about him in front of her. Since my mom is an Ozhead, she’d probably agree with him about his show [[{{Doublespeak}} not being a medical show]]. It’s not a medical show. It’s CHURCH!
-->'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/24/the-dr-oz-show-isnt-a-medical-show-okay/#more-175219 Michael K.]]''', "The Dr. Oz Show Isn’t A Medical Show, Okay?"

->Early this morning, every [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Cumberbitch]] woke up and after she used her fingers to chip away the shell of crusty tears that sealed her eyelids shut, she opened her eyes to see her loved one holding an open laptop while saying, 'It’s time to face the Internet again.' The glare from her laptop screen blinded her for a second and she screamed, 'I’m not ready! I’m not ready to [[IRejectYourReality face the truth!]]' Well, hopefully she ignored the Internet, went back to bed and continued to weep while clutching her otter stuffed animal (it’s the closest thing to a Benedict Cumberbatch Real Doll out there)
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/06/and-here-comes-the-human-lizard-baby-rumors/ Michael K.]]''' on Mrs. Benedict Cumberbatch

->As I’ve said a million times before, my mom is a major [[Series/TheDrOzShow Dr. Oz]] fan and although she doesn’t totally believe in everything he says, she will knife a bitch who talks major shit about him. That’s why I keep a suit of armor in her spare bedroom closet. Whenever I’m at her house and she’s watching Dr. Oz, I have to put on that suit of armor so I can safely talk shit about him in front of her. Since my mom is an Ozhead, she’d probably agree with him about his show [[{{Doublespeak}} not being a medical show]]. It’s not a medical show. It’s CHURCH!

->All I know is don’t ever get into a feud with Taylor Swift. She has like 50 million people that will die for her. It’s like an army that’s worse than NorthKorea. You can’t step into that arena. That was something I was never prepared for. One of the biggest mistakes of my career was definitely fucking with her.

->''"As a Patriots fan living in Virginia, you can imagine how excited I was to find out they'd be doing joint practices with the Redskins. Then I show up to training camp to find myself surrounded by 20,000 women in Brady jerseys. These women screamed for 3 hours nonstop at Tom from the sidelines. Three weeks later and my ears still aren't functioning."''
-->--[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014!: New England Patriots"]]

->''"Early this morning, every [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Cumberbitch]] woke up and after she used her fingers to chip away the shell of crusty tears that sealed her eyelids shut, she opened her eyes to see her loved one holding an open laptop while saying, 'It’s time to face the Internet again.' The glare from her laptop screen blinded her for a second and she screamed, 'I’m not ready! I’m not ready to [[IRejectYourReality face the truth!]]' Well, hopefully she ignored the Internet, went back to bed and continued to weep while clutching her otter stuffed animal (it’s the closest thing to a Benedict Cumberbatch Real Doll out there)"''

-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', "A Tale of Two Tournies"

-->'''Kate Beckett''': And here's how I found Marvin Fisk. Right out of ''Hell Hath No Fury''.
-->'''Richard Castle''': Looks like I have a fan.
-->'''Kate Beckett''': Yeah, a really ''deranged'' fan.
-->'''Richard Castle''': Oh, you don't look deranged to me.
-->'''Kate Beckett''': ... [[OhCrap What?]]
-->'''Richard Castle''': ''Hell Hath No Fury''? Angry wiccans out for blood? Come on, only hardcore Castle groupies read ''that'' one.
---> '''''Series/{{Castle}}'''''

->'''Duke Devlin''': Welcome to the Duke Devlin love-nasium! I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of inviting my fangirls to watch our duel.
->'''Fangirls''': Oh Dukey you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Dukey! (clap clap) Hey Dukey! (continues in background)
->'''Tea''': It's true what they say: Fangirls ruin everything.
---> '''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', "Shine on You Crazy Devlin"

--> The same show, "A Tale of Two Tournies"

-->'''Kate Beckett''': ... What?

---> '''''{{Castle}}'''''

---> '''WebOriginal/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries'', "Shine on You Crazy Devlin"

-->'''Duke Devlin''': Welcome to the Duke Devlin love-nasium! I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of inviting my fangirls to watch our duel.
-->'''Fangirls''': Oh Dukey you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Dukey! (clap clap) Hey Dukey! (continues in background)
-->'''Tea''': It's true what they say: Fangirls ruin everything.
---> '''''YugiohTheAbridgedSeries'''''