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-->--'''UsefulNotes/CalvinCoolidge'''

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-->--'''Henry Kissinger''', 1972 interview

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-->--'''Noam Chomsky'''

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-->--'''Creator/ChrisRock'''

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-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/17/azealia-banks-hates-everything-about-america/ Michael K.]]''', "Music/AzealiaBanks Hates Everything About America"

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-->--'''[[http://dlisted.-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/17/azealia-banks-hates-everything-about-america/ Michael K.]]''', "Music/AzealiaBanks Hates Everything About America"



-->--'''Kristin Wells,''' a [[TimeTravel time traveller]] from [[TheFuture the future,]] ''Comicbook/DCComicsPresents'' Annual #14 by Creator/ElliotSMaggin

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->''"Not only are you wrong, but you are belligerently sticking to your guns and insulting me in the process. Robin Scherbatsky, you are an American!"''
-->-- '''Barney Stinson''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS5E05DuelCitizenship Duel Citizenship]]"



-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPekmA9tcvg Captain America Statistics Song]]''

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-->--"Let's Play USA", '''Peter Schilling'''

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--> -- ''An American'' by Creator/RudyardKipling

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-->--'''Wiki/SCPFoundation'''

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-->--'''Linton Barwick''', ''Film/InTheLoop''

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-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Impossible Astronaut"

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-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Impossible Astronaut"



--> --''VideoGame/{{Bully}}'' (2006)

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-->--'''Creator/BertrandRussell'''

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-->--'''UsefulNotes/MikhailGorbachev'''

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-->--'''[[http://www.vqronline.org/essay/next-century%E2%80%94can-free-market-panacea-survice Charles Maechling]]''', ''VQR''

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-->--'''Jezebel''', [[http://powderroom.jezebel.com/ayn-rand-harry-potter-1584059400 Ayn Rand's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"]]

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-->--'''Jezebel''', -->-- '''Jezebel''', [[http://powderroom.jezebel.com/ayn-rand-harry-potter-1584059400 Ayn Rand's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"]]



-->--'''[[http://soda-pop-art.blogspot.com/2013/05/i-dont-buy-it-commercials-as-narrative.html Soda Pop Art]]''', "I Don't Buy It -- Commercials as Narrative and Social Entropy"

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-->--'''Bandit Keith''', ''WebVideo/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries''


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->”Yes, indeed. [''Literature/WhatMadnessIsThis''] is a world where everything that could go wrong in America did. [''A More Perfect Union''] is a world where the United States has been enlightened and everything that could go wrong ''didn’t''. OTL is a world where some very bad people had their way, but some very good ones did too, putting everything at
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->”Yes, indeed. [''Literature/WhatMadnessIsThis''] is a world where everything that could go wrong in America did. [''A More Perfect Union''] is a world where the United States has been enlightened and everything that could go wrong ''didn’t''. OTL is a world where some very bad people had their way, but some very good ones did too, putting everything at
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->”Yes, indeed. [''Literature/WhatMadnessIsThis''] is a world where everything that could go wrong in America did. [''A More Perfect Union''] is a world where the United States has been enlightened and everything that could go wrong ''didn’t''. OTL is a world where some very bad people had their way, but some very good ones did too, putting everything at
an equilibrium.”
-->--'''HeX''', author of ''A More Perfect Union'', Website/AlternateHistoryDotCom
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->Yes, she hates EVERYTHING about America. This is the country that gave us ''{{Series/Dynasty}}'', Creator/BeaArthur (it’s my second Bea Arthur reference of the day, because she is my religion and I have a quota to fill), vaporizer pioneer Bill Amato and Andy Capp’s Hot Fries. And yet, she still hates EVERYTHING? I cannot.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/17/azealia-banks-hates-everything-about-america/#more-170825 Michael K.]]''', "Music/AzealiaBanks Hates Everything About America"

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->Yes, she hates EVERYTHING about America. This is the country that gave us ''{{Series/Dynasty}}'', ''Series/{{Dynasty|1981}}'', Creator/BeaArthur (it’s (it's my second Bea Arthur reference of the day, because she is my religion and I have a quota to fill), vaporizer pioneer Bill Amato and Andy Capp’s Capp's Hot Fries. And yet, she still hates EVERYTHING? I cannot.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/17/azealia-banks-hates-everything-about-america/#more-170825 com/2015/03/17/azealia-banks-hates-everything-about-america/ Michael K.]]''', "Music/AzealiaBanks Hates Everything About America"
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->''I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious! They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns.''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/YourFavouriteMartian'', "The Stereotype Song"
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->''"Dude number two is a walking personification of the state of Texas by the name of Quincey P. Morris, which coincidentally is also when we readers learn that Mr. Bram Stoker has never spoken to an American in his life."''
-->--'''Red''' of ''WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions'' describing a character from ''Literature/{{Dracula}}''
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->The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and dies of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that’s beautiful.

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-- is that it's still possible for you too bring freedom '''back''' to America!

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-- is that it's still possible for you too to bring freedom '''back''' to America!
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->SCP-50-AE-J is an IMI Desert Eagle, with [[WearingAFlagOnYourHead an American flag print grip]]. SCP-50-AE-J is unremarkable except for the fact that when fired, an adult bald eagle, designated SCP-50-AE-1, [[AbnormalAmmo emerges from the barrel]] and attacks anyone who displays Communist beliefs, Russian ancestry, or unpatriotic leanings. SCP-50-AE-1 differs from a normal bald eagle specimen in that it not only appears to be able to detect sociopolitcal beliefs, but also can talk, usually screaming slogans such as '[[RedScare Better dead than red]]' and '[[GunboatDiplomacy Democracy is non-negotiable]]'. Investigations into the further properties of SCP-50-AE-1 have been stymied by the fact that SCP-50-AE-1 continues to attack Foundation scientists, calling them 'PINKO FUCKS'.

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->SCP-50-AE-J is an IMI Desert Eagle, with [[WearingAFlagOnYourHead an American flag print grip]]. SCP-50-AE-J is unremarkable except for the fact that when fired, an adult bald eagle, designated SCP-50-AE-1, [[AbnormalAmmo emerges from the barrel]] and attacks anyone who displays Communist beliefs, Russian ancestry, or unpatriotic leanings. SCP-50-AE-1 differs from a normal bald eagle specimen in that it not only appears to be able to detect sociopolitcal sociopolitical beliefs, but also can talk, usually screaming slogans such as '[[RedScare Better dead than red]]' and '[[GunboatDiplomacy Democracy is non-negotiable]]'. Investigations into the further properties of SCP-50-AE-1 have been stymied by the fact that SCP-50-AE-1 continues to attack Foundation scientists, calling them 'PINKO FUCKS'.
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->'''Herr Starr''': Typical American hero. [[BoisterousBruiser Brash, loud, crudely simplistic approach to any given situation]]...\\
'''Featherstone''': Always ''wins''...\\
'''Herr Starr''': A detail, Featherstone.
--> '''{{ComicBook/Preacher}}'''
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-> Traveling abroad can be a wonderful experience, but it's even better when you're prepared. Here are some tips to help make your next trip a safe and enjoyable one:\\
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* Get foreign TV schedules in advance to decide exactly what shows you want to watch.\\
* Always bellow, "I'm an American, you filthy foreign barbarians!" to ensure top-quality service while abroad.\\
* If you bend over to close your suitcase and hear a "Zwip! Thump!" sound, then discover a knife wobbling in the wall behind you, it could mean you've unintentionally become entangled in a web of international espionage and intrigue.\\
* Carrying cash is unwise when traveling abroad; be sure to purchase plenty of McDonald's gift certificates before you leave.\\
* Before leaving home, take your pets to local humane society and have them put to sleep; get new pets when you come back.\\
* Many people in foreign countries do not speak English; you may need to speak louder and/or slower in order to make yourself understood.\\
* When traveling through Europe, remind everyone you encounter that, if not for America, they would all be speaking German. (Note: Does not work in Germany.)\\
* Do not treat foreign waiters with the slightest shred of human dignity; a friendly attitude will only earn their disrespect.\\
* When traveling through Italy, be sure to get a load of the racks on some of those Ginas.\\
* If you see Karl Malden ominously narrating before a camera while you are checking into a hotel, keep an extra-close eye on your credit cards; a commercial may be being filmed with you as the subject/victim.\\
* When in Great Britain, remember to follow local customs and eat with a pair of tweezers.\\
* When reentering U.S., remove heroin-filled condoms from stomach immediately.\\
* Foreigners have lots of colorful local customs and ways; many of them will not mind if you ask them to shoot bananas out of their vaginas, blow smoke rings with their anuses, or perform fellatio on mules. Live it up a little! It can't hurt to ask.
-->-- [[https://www.theonion.com/foreign-travel-tips-1819564628 Foreign Travel Tips]], ''Website/TheOnion''
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->''New York's the greatest if you get someone to pay the rent\\
Wahoo, North America!\\
And it's the furthest you can live from the government\\
Some fat American Christians might disagree\\
Here in North America\\
But New York's the only place we're keepin' them off the street\\
Now we can't have parties like in Spain where they go all night\\
Shut down in North America\\
Or like Berlin where they go another night\\
You see, I love this place that I have grown to know\\
Alright, North America\\
And yeah, I know you wouldn't touch us with a ten-foot pole\\
Cause we're North Americans\\
We are North American scum!''
-->-- '''Music/LCDSoundsystem''', "North American Scum"
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->''Well, I say America is nothing!!\\
Without its ideals -- its commitment to the freedom of all men, America is a piece of trash!\\
A nation is nothing!\\
A flag is a piece of cloth!''
-->--'''Captain America'''


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->'''Well, I say America is nothing!''' Without its ideals -- its commitment to the freedom of all men, America is a piece of '''trash!'''\\
A nation is '''nothing!''' A flag is a piece of '''cloth!'''\\
I fought Adolf Hitler not because America was great, but because it was ''fragile!'' I knew that liberty could be snuffed out here as in Nazi Germany! As a people, we were no different than them!\\
When I returned, I saw that you nearly '''did''' turn American into nothing!\\
And the only reason you're not '''less''' than nothing --\\
-- is that it's still possible for you too bring freedom '''back''' to America!
-->--'''Comicbook/CaptainAmerica'''

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->'''Will:''' [America's] ''not'' the greatest country in the world, Professor, that's my answer.\\
'''Moderator:''' You're saying-\\
'''Will:''' Yes.\\
'''Moderator:''' Let's talk about-\\
'''Will''': [[LetsGetDangerous Fine.]] [to Sharon] Sharon, [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech the NEA is a loser]]. Yeah, it accounts for a penny out of our paycheck, but he gets to hit you with it any time he wants. It doesn't cost money, it costs votes; it costs airtime, column inches. You know why people don't like liberals? Because they lose. If liberals are so [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] smart, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion how come they lose so goddamn always?]]\\
'''Sharon''': Hey!\\
'''Will''': [to Lewis] And with a straight face, you're gonna tell students that America's so star-spangled awesome, that we're the only ones in the world who have freedom? Canada has freedom. Japan has freedom. The UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, [[LargeHam BELGIUM]] has freedom. So 207 sovereign states in the world, like a hundred and eighty of them have freedom.\\
'''Moderator''': [[OhCrap Alright–]]\\
'''Will''': And yeah, you, sorority girl. Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth, there's some things you should know, and one of them is, there's absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the greatest country in the world. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech We're 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force, and number 4 in exports. We lead the world in only 3 categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined. 25 of whom are allies.]] Now, none of this is the fault of a 20 year old college student. But you, nonetheless, are without a doubt a member of the [[PunctuatedforEmphasis worst period generation period ever period]]. So when you ask, [[AskAStupidQuestion "What makes us the greatest country in the world?"]] I don't know what the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] you're talking about! [[SarcasmMode Yosemite?!]]\\
[pause]\\
'''Will''': [[NostalgiaFilter It sure used to be.]] We stood up for what was right. We fought for moral reasons. We passed laws, struck down laws for moral reasons. We waged wars on poverty, not poor people. We sacrificed, we cared about our neighbours, we put our money where our mouths were, and we never beat our chests. We built great big things, made ungodly technological advances, we explored the universe, cured diseases, and we cultivated the world's greatest artists and the world's greatest economy. We reached for the stars. Acted like men. We aspired to intelligence, we didn't belittle it, it didn't make us feel inferior. We didn't identify ourselves by who we voted for in the last election, and we... we didn't scare so easy. We were able to be all these things and do all these things because we were informed. By great men, men who were revered. First step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one. America is not the greatest country in the world any more.\\
[Beat]\\
'''Will''': [to moderator] [[DeadpanSnarker Enough?]]
--> '''Series/TheNewsroom'''
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->"There is no global anthem, no global currency, no certificate of global citizenship. We pledge allegiance to one flag, and that is the American flag."

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-->--'''''Jezebel''''', [[http://powderroom.jezebel.com/ayn-rand-harry-potter-1584059400 Ayn Rand's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"]]

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-->--'''''[[http://soda-pop-art.blogspot.com/2013/05/i-dont-buy-it-commercials-as-narrative.html Soda Pop Art]]''''', "I Don't Buy It -- Commercials as Narrative and Social Entropy"

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-->-- '''Creator/{{Humon}}''', in the commentary on [[http://satwcomic.com/amurika this strip]], '''''WebComic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld'''''

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-->-- '''Creator/{{Humon}}''', in the commentary on [[http://satwcomic.com/amurika this strip]], '''''WebComic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld'''''
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->"There is no global anthem, no global currency, no certificate of global citizenship. We pledge allegiance to one flag, and that is the American flag."
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->''Well, I say America is nothing!!\\
Without its ideals -- its commitment to the freedom of all men, America is a piece of trash!\\
A nation is nothing!\\
A flag is a piece of cloth!''
-->--'''Captain America'''
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->'''Freddie Mercury:''' Creator/{{MTV}} [[BannedInChina banned our video.]] The youth of America, we helped give birth to MTV!
->'''Brian May:''' [[{{Eagleland}} It's America.]] [[CovertPervert They're Puritans in public, perverts in private.]]
-->-- ''Film/BohemianRhapsody''
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->Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

->Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

->But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

-->-- The Gettysburg Address, UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln, November 19, 1863
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->'''Princess Voluptua:''' "Are you so parochial you think the wider universe ''cares'' whether your little tribe overthrew its chieftain or not?! My empire has ''owned'' your world and had dominion over every self-important creature ''on'' it since ''spines'' were a novelty there!"
->'''Dr. Jean Poule:''' ''[[InsectoidAliens "AT LEAST WE]]'' [[InsectoidAliens HAVE]] ''[[InsectoidAliens SPINES!!"]]''
->'''Princess Voluptua:''' ''"'Spines...''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Okay, I walked into that..."]]
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-->--'''Kristin Wells,''' a [[TimeTravel time traveller]] from [[TheFuture the future,]] ''Comicbook/DCComicsPresents'' Annual #14 by Creator/ElliotSMAggin

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->"Let history bear witness that no American ever had to bow to a tyrant!"
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->"Lemme tell you the problem with America, okay? This could be the greatest place on Earth. It really could. You got all these different people comin' here to get away from oppression an' poverty. All lookin' for a better life. But what do they do? They hang on to all the things that got 'em into trouble in the first place. They wanna go on fightin' the same wars an' hatin' the same people they did in the old world. They all wanna be Italian or Greek, or Irish or Polish or Russian, or African or Vietnamese or Cambodian of whatever... so they hang onto alla that. They stick to their own kind, an' everyone stays suspicious of everyone else an' for what...? Culture? History? What the hell is that, a bunch of stuff your folks said you hadda believe in all your life? Does that make it real? But you, man. You showed 'em how it's done. You're the classic immigrant guy who comes to the States an' joins the meltin' pot. It's like you're sayin' -- okay, I'm from planet Krypton or wherever, but that's all in the past. I'm startin' over. I'm American. What can I do to help?"
--> Tommy Monaghan AKA ''ComicBook/{{Hitman}},'' talking to [[Comicbook/{{Superman}} Superman.]] Yes, ''Creator/GarthEnnis'' wrote this.

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->'''Princess Voluptua:''' ''"Jean!'' We're in a ''crisis,'' and whether you acknowledge it or not, [[AliensNeverInventedDemocracy I am your]] ''[[AliensNeverInventedDemocracy sovereign.]]'' You–"
->'''Dr. Jean Poule:''' "Say ''what?!'' I'm an ''American,'' you cosmic bimbo! People fought and died so I'd ''never'' have to bow to any ?!$&?! royalty! Princesses are good for ''tabloids'' and ''Disney theme parks'' and that's ''it!!"''
->'''Princess Voluptua:''' "Are you so parochial you think the wider universe ''cares'' whether your little tribe overthrew its chieftain or not?! My empire has ''owned'' your world and had dominion over every self-important creature ''on'' it since ''spines'' were a novelty there!"
->'''Dr. Jean Poule:''' ''[[InsectoidAliens "AT LEAST WE]]'' [[InsectoidAliens HAVE]] ''[[InsectoidAliens SPINES!!"]]''
->'''Princess Voluptua:''' ''"'Spines...''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Okay, I walked into that..."]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob''
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->The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and dies of a heart attack at 43, you can! To me, that’s beautiful.

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->The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and dies of a heart attack at 43, you can! To me, that’s beautiful.
-->-- '''Ron Swanson''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''
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As I have explained countless times. Examples from American made media DON'T count .

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