History Quotes / DullSurprise

--> -- '''TheDistressedWatcher'''

->''Melllvar'': '''You're not acting hard enough!'''
-->--WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}, from the episode "Where No Fan Has Gone Before"

--> -- '''WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede''' about ''FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren''

--> -- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on the "Bees. My God." quote from AmazonsAttack

-->'''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''s [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Star_Trek__Insurrection.aspx recap]] of ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->"Okay, here's the problem with [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]] - she's boring. And it's not Christine ''[sic]'' Stewart's fault, this isn't a product of bad acting. This is a product of a phenomena I like to call "Nullodrama". It's the opposite of melodrama. Remember the good old days of film when acting was way over-the-top at all times? Okay, it was pretty annoying, but our modern reversal of it is even more annoying. We have invented a style of acting where every emotion is underplayed, under-expressed and so nuanced that it defies you to even detect its presence. Bella Swan's emotions consist of bland, dull, boring and blasé. Her character is so nullodramatic that I can hardly believe that [[MNightShyamalan M. Night Shyamalan]] didn't direct this movie."

--> -- '''{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18776_the-5-most-baffling-horror-movies-from-around-world.html The 5 Most Baffling Horror Movies From Around The World]]

--> -- '''[[WebOriginal/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on the "Bees. My God." quote from AmazonsAttack

--> -- '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaChick''', ''TheBabySittersClub''

--> -- '''WebOriginal/ThatDudeInTheSuede''' about ''FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren''

--> -- '''[[WebOriginal/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses That Dude in the Suede]]''' about ''FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren''

--> -- '''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses That Dude in the Suede]]''' about ''FinalFantasyVII: AdventChildren''

--> -- ''TheMatrix''

--> -- ''[[{{Firefly}} Serenity]]''

--> -- '''[[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on the "Bees. My God." quote from AmazonsAttack

--> -- '''TheNostalgiaChick''', ''TheBabySittersClub''

->"Okay, here's the problem with [[{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]] - she's boring. And it's not Christine ''[sic]'' Stewart's fault, this isn't a product of bad acting. This is a product of a phenomena I like to call "Nullodrama". It's the opposite of melodrama. Remember the good old days of film when acting was way over-the-top at all times? Okay, it was pretty annoying, but our modern reversal of it is even more annoying. We have invented a style of acting where every emotion is underplayed, under-expressed and so nuanced that it defies you to even detect its presence. Bella Swan's emotions consist of bland, dull, boring and blasé. Her character is so nullodramatic that I can hardly believe that [[MNightShyamalan M. Night Shyamalan]] didn't direct this movie."

--> -- Cracked, [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18776_the-5-most-baffling-horror-movies-from-around-world.html The 5 Most Baffling Horror Movies From Around The World]]

->"Uh, my heart soars every time! The monotone, the absolute lack of human feeling, the way he doesn't even refer to her by her name, just the role of 'wife'! I swoon every time!"
--> -- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''', on William Hurt's "I love you, wife" in ''LostInSpace''.

->"I guess I should have an emotion here, but I don't want to."
--> -- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''', mocking Shaquille O'Neal's acting in ''{{Kazaam}}''.

--> -- '''TheNostalgiaChick''', TheBabySittersClub

--> -- '''TheDistressedWatcher'''

--> -- '''TheDistressedWatcher'''

->I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me. She becomes me. I cease to exist. "Hmmm."
--> -- {{Buffy}}

->"Okay, here's the problem with [[{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]] - she's boring. And it's not Christine ''[sic]'' Stewart's fault, this isn't a product of bad acting. This is a product of a phenomena I like to call "Nullodrama". It's the opposite of melodrama. Remember the good old days of film when acting was way over-the-top at all times? Okay, it was pretty annoying, but our modern reversal of it is even more annoying. We have invented a style of acting where every emotion is underplayed, under-expressed and so nuanced that it defies you to even detect its presence. Bella Swan's emotions consist of bland, dull, boring and blasé. Her character is so nullodramatic that I can hardly believe that {{M. Night Shyamalan}} didn't direct this movie."

--> -- '''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses That Dude in the Suede]]''' about ''FinalFantasyVII: Advent Children''

->* raises eyebrows*

-->--'''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses That Dude in the Suede]]''' about ''FinalFantasyVII: Advent Children''

-->--''TheMatrix''

-->-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''', on William Hurt's "I love you, wife" in ''LostInSpace''.

-->--''[[{{Firefly}} Serenity]]''

-->--'''Janis Ian''' ''At Seventeen''

-->-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''', mocking Shaquille O'Neal's acting in ''{{Kazaam}}''.

-->-- '''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses The Nostalgia Critic]]''', on William Hurt's "I love you, wife" in ''LostInSpace''.

-->-- '''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses The Nostalgia Critic]]''', mocking Shaquille O'Neal's acting in ''{{Kazaam}}''.

-->--'''Janis Ian''' ''At Seventeen''