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-> I was willing to keep my mind open on whether Telesio was to be trusted as a brother, but in less than a mile it was already closed about trusting him as a chauffeur. Apparently, he had some secret assurance that all obstructions ahead, animate or inanimate, would disappear before he got there, and when one didn't and he was about to make contact, his split second reaction was very gay.
-->-- ''Literature/TheBlackMountain''
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->(While being strafed by a fighter jet in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV) I'm trying to drive erratically, but it's no more or less erratic than I normally drive.

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->(While being strafed by a fighter jet in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV) ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV'') I'm trying to drive erratically, but it's no more or less erratic than I normally drive.
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-->--'{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', "The Experiment''

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-->--'{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', -->--''{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', "The Experiment''



-->--'{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', "The Experiment''

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-->--'{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', -->--''{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', "The Experiment''
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-> I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.
-->-- '''Michael Hitchcock''', ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''
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-->--'''Italy''' driving '''Japan''', ''Anime/AxisPowersHetalia''

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-->--'''Italy''' driving '''Japan''', ''Anime/AxisPowersHetalia''''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers''
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-> Troy! You were driving on ''the wrong side of the road''.
-->-- '''Tom Barnaby''', ''Series/MidsomerMurders''
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->”Watch! I can even close my eyes and let your screams guide me!”
-->--'''Italy''' driving '''Japan''', ''Anime/AxisPowersHetalia''
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->'''Max:''' I'll drive!
->'''Sam:''' Not while I'm alive.
->'''Max:''' ''Exactly!''
-->--''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice''
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->'''Paris''': Hey, I shaved three hours off the MapQuest estimate.

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->'''Paris''': Hey, I shaved three hours off the MapQuest [=MapQuest=] estimate.
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->'''Glenn''': You’re a lunatic!
->'''Paris''': Hey, I shaved three hours off the MapQuest estimate.
-->-- ''Series/GilmoreGirls''
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->''The Queen [[BlatantLies is very good at driving buses!]]''
-->--'''The Narrator''' after the Queen jumps the gap on Tower Bridge, ''WesternAnimation/PeppaPig''
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->'''Sam''': Max, in America, it's customary to drive on the ''right.''
->'''Max''': It's turning into a damn ''police state'', Sam!
-->--''ComicBook/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice: Beast from the Cereal Isle''
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->'''Blue Man:''' It's my birthday!

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->'''Blue Man:''' ->'''Dr. Digestion:''' It's my birthday!



->[Blue Man runs over a pedestrian]

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->[Blue Man ->[Dr. Digestion runs over a pedestrian]



->[Blue Man continues to plow through two taxis]
->'''Trench Coat Man:''' Remind me next time we do this. I'm gettin' my Nan to drive...

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->[Blue Man ->[Dr. Digestion continues to plow through two taxis]
->'''Trench Coat Man:''' ->'''Button-Up Barry:''' Remind me next time we do this. I'm gettin' my Nan to drive...
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-> '''Connie's dad:''' ''(on the phone, while driving)'' I got it. I got it. I—oh, oh! I don't got it! ''I don't have anything!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse:'', "Winter Forecast"
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-> '''Connie's dad:''' ''(on the phone, while driving)'' I got it. I got it. I—oh, oh! I don't got it! ''I don't have anything!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse:'', "Winter Forecast"
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->Some people get a cheap laugh breaking up the speed limit\\
Scaring the pedestrians for a minute\\
Crossing up progress, driving on the grass\\
Leaving just enough room to pass\\
Sunday driver never took a test\\
Oh yeah, once upon a time in the West
-->-- '''Music/DireStraits''', "Once Upon a Time in the West"
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-->--[[https://youtu.be/jUbpngtcm5w "I Found The Itsy Bitsy CUTEST Spider In Minecraft!"]]

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-->--[[https://youtu.-->-- [[https://youtu.be/jUbpngtcm5w "I Found The Itsy Bitsy CUTEST Spider In Minecraft!"]]
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->'''Moeka:''' Are... are we gonna do anything about the skeleton?\\
'''Aphmau:''' Look, it's a Halloween decoration I hit on the way, it's perfectly fine, I'll get it out later, but my parking job is ''pristine'', alright? Perfect.\\
'''Mac:''' You're not even in the lines! You're not even in the- you're in two spots.\\
'''Aphmau:''' There's nobody else here, so if nobody sees it, it's not illegal, okay?
-->--[[https://youtu.be/jUbpngtcm5w "I Found The Itsy Bitsy CUTEST Spider In Minecraft!"]]















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-><Pass on the left, pass on the left! Not on the right!>\\
‘Hey, I’m cool now,’ Marco yelled back through the open back window of the truck. ‘This is just like the game now. No problem-o.’\\
<It isn’t dark on [[{{VideoGame/Wipeout}} the video game.]]>\\
'Sure. The part with the tunnel.’\\
<You mean the part where you always crash and burn?>
-->-- '''Marco and Jake''', ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'', "The Andalite's Gift"


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->'''Jake:''' Where did you leave the tank?\\
'''Marco:''' You know Chapman's house? Nice two-story?\\
'''Jake:''' How many stories is it now?\\
'''Marco:''' Uhhh... Zero?
-->-- ''{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', "The Absolute"
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->'''Dick Richard:''' I don't even know where you're going at this point. We've been driving all night.

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->'''Dick Richard:''' I don't even know where you're going at this point. We've been We were driving all night.



->'''Dick Richard:''' You're running over a guy right now. Are you fuckin' serious?

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->'''Dick Richard:''' You're just- You're running over a guy right now. Are you fuckin' serious?
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->'''Dick Richard:''' I don't know where you're going at this point. We've been driving all night.

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->'''Dick Richard:''' I don't even know where you're going at this point. We've been driving all night.
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[Blue Man runs over a pedestrian]

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[Blue ->[Blue Man runs over a pedestrian]



[Blue Man continues to plow through two taxis]

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[Blue ->[Blue Man continues to plow through two taxis]
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->'''Dick Richard:''' I don't know where you're going at this point. We've been driving all night.
->'''Blue Man:''' It's my birthday!
->'''Dick Richard:''' Hey, you-
[Blue Man runs over a pedestrian]
->'''Dick Richard:''' You're running over a guy right now. Are you fuckin' serious?
[Blue Man continues to plow through two taxis]
->'''Trench Coat Man:''' Remind me next time we do this. I'm gettin' my Nan to drive...
-->-- ''WebVideo/RatMovieMysteryOfTheMayanTreasure''
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->'''Rimmer:''' Lister, as you are no doubt aware, I am no stranger to travelling at lightspeed. However, I am more than a little uncomfortable attempting it in [[TheAllegedCar a clapped-out old shooting brake]] on a narrow dirt tack up a mountain, in reverse.

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->'''Rimmer:''' [[DissonantSerenity Lister, as you are no doubt aware, aware]], I am no stranger to travelling at lightspeed. However, I am more than a little uncomfortable attempting it in [[TheAllegedCar a clapped-out old shooting brake]] on a narrow dirt tack up a mountain, in reverse.



->'''Rimmer:''' Don't look at me! Keep your eyes on the road! Or the mirror! Or whatever the smeg your eyes are supposed to be on.

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->'''Rimmer:''' Don't look at me! Keep your eyes on the road! Or the mirror! Or whatever the smeg your eyes are supposed to be on.kept on!
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->'''Rimmer:''' Lister, as you are no doubt aware, I am no stranger to travelling at lightspeed. However, I am more than a little uncomfortable attempting it in [[TheAllegedCar a clapped-out old shooting brake]] on a narrow dirt tack up a mountain, in reverse.
->'''Lister:''' Look...
->'''Rimmer:''' Don't look at me! Keep your eyes on the road! Or the mirror! Or whatever the smeg your eyes are supposed to be on.
->'''Lister:''' You still can't wrap your head around this, can you? [[BizarroUniverse It's physically impossible]] for us to crash this car on this trip.
->'''Rimmer:''' So you say. All the same, I'd feel slightly more comfortable if we weren't actually overtaking radio waves.
-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Backwards''

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->'''Jake:''' Get off the sidewalk, you lunatic!




->I felt a sudden lurch. The truck moved. Backward. Then stopped. A second lurch. The engine roared but the truck did not move. The sound I heard suggested metal grinding on metal.\\
<Oh yeah,> Marco said. <Clutch. Forgot about that. I mean, who has a standard transmission nowadays?>\\
Prince Jake must have said something. Because then Marco said, <Hey, no one is going to die on the way there. I'll get us all there. Everyone will still be available to die when we get there.>\\
<That's comforting,> Tobias grumbled.\\
More loud grinding. Suddenly we were propelled forward. All the steer staggered. We lurched and rolled across the field and Marco said, <Hah! See? No problemo.>\\
<Let's see how you do out on the road,> Tobias said.\\
I heard a loud crunching sound. <What was that?> I asked.\\

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\n-->--'{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', "The Experiment''

->I felt a sudden lurch. The truck moved. Backward. Then stopped. A second lurch. The engine roared but the truck did not move. The sound I heard suggested metal grinding on metal.\\
<Oh yeah,> Marco said. <Clutch. Forgot about that. I mean, who has a standard transmission nowadays?>\\
Prince Jake must have said something. Because then Marco said, <Hey, no one is going to die on the way there. I'll get us all there. Everyone will still be available to die when we get there.>\\
<That's comforting,> Tobias grumbled.\\
More loud grinding. Suddenly we were propelled forward. All the steer staggered. We lurched and rolled across the field and Marco said, <Hah! See? No problemo.>\\
<Let's see how you do out on the road,> Tobias said.\\
I
heard a loud crunching sound. <What was that?> I asked.\\




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-->--'{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', "The Experiment''



-->-- Marco drives a truck full of cows to a meat-packing plant, ''{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', "The Experiment''

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-->-- Marco drives a truck full of cows to a meat-packing plant, ''{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', "The Experiment''
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->'''Callie:''' I just saw a SUPER fresh car drive by! I want it!
->'''Marie:''' Didn't you just fail your driving test last week?
-->--''Videogame/{{Splatoon}}''

->'''Callie:''' I just saw a helicopter fly by! Let's take it for a spin.
->'''Marie:''' There's NO way I'm getting in a helicopter with you.
-->--''Videogame/{{Splatoon}}''

->'''Callie:''' I wanna try racing one of those forklifts around!
->'''Marie:''' Callie, you can barely ride a bike.
-->--''Videogame/{{Splatoon}}''

->'''Pearl:''' I've always wanted to operate one of those giant cranes on the piers.
->'''Marina:''' Follow your dreams, Pearl! Just make sure I'm not around!
-->--''Videogame/Splatoon2''

->'''Pearl:''' I bet I'd make a good ship captain! HARD TO STARBOARD!
->'''Marina:''' Abandon ship!
-->--''Videogame/Splatoon2''

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->'''Ziva''': ''(Storms into the bullpen, [[ForeignLanguageTirade muttering something in Hebrew]] underneath her breath)'' Unbelievable!\\

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->'''Ziva''': ''(Storms into the bullpen, [[ForeignLanguageTirade muttering something in Hebrew]] underneath her breath)'' Hebrew]])'' Unbelievable!\\



->What is so hard? You go as fast as possible, when something gets in your way, you turn.
-->-- '''Ziva''', and yes, she was being completely serious, ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

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->What is so hard? You go as fast as possible, possible; when something gets in your way, you turn.
-->-- '''Ziva''', and (and yes, she was being completely serious, ''Series/{{NCIS}}''
serious) ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Ignition"
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-->''I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that. For so long.''

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-->''I ->''I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that. For so long.''
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->''A squad car came crashing down on top of him, landing bonnet-first and rolling over before coming to a rest outside the crypt. Seconds later, a jeep landed on the same spot, resting in a small crater.\\
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From the squad car, Henrrys and his partner, Harrison, crawled out unharmed. Henrrys loudly announced to all that could hear that Harrison was never driving again.\\
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From the jeep, Simmonds and his partner, David, crawled out unharmed. Simmonds loudly announced to all that could hear that David was never driving again.''
-->--''Fanfic/HalloweenUnspectacular: Do the Gasmask Shuffle''


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-->''I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that. For so long.''
-->--'''Nudge''', ''Literature/MaximumRide''

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